Anonymous asked: Now all I can picture is Vastra wanting to go on a diet or something of the sort so she has Jenny make her Protein(Villain) shakes.
«Dear, do we still have some of that drug-dealer we caught the other night down at the docks?» Asks Vastra staring intently at the papers given to her by her doctor less than a week before.
It seemed madness. A diet? For her? She was almost certain she had not put on weight, but everyone knows once you get married your body tends to give up the fight and go downhill from there.
«I can ask Strax to check the freezer. I'm pretty sure we still have half an Asian and part of the beastly man who'd asked us for a threesome.» Replied Jenny caressing her wife's belly and chuckling at the slight curve she could feel under her fingers.
«The beastly one it is.» Scoffs the Silurian, remembering the disgusting ape of a man who had pushed it too far with her wife and that, part because of that, was now resting at the bottom of her freezer.
Jenny gets immediately down to business as soon as a hind part of a frozen man gets unceremoniously thrown on the kitchen counter by Strax, and she sends a silent thank you to the Doctor and Clara for the magical food processor machine they gave them as a wedding present and that has never been more useful than it is now her wife is on a smoothie diet.