Alrighty folks, this is it. This is Chapter 8 to this crazy fun filled story! Enjoy!
Our heroes didn't waste anytime as they made it back to Toad Town and ran straight for Shooting Star Summit. When they got to the top of the summit, the heroes saw a hologram of Eldstar.
Mario: HOLOGRAM!? I THOUGHT WE SAVED THEM ALL!
Eldstar: Pipe down Mario. I'm gonna open up the walkway to Star Haven for you guys. See you in Star Haven heroes.
Then suddenly, a starry like portal appeared as the heroes went inside of it. they then reached the legendary Star Way.
STAR WAY
Our heroes took a stroll up Star Way. After having Sushie taking out Embers with her Squirt attack and stuff, our heroes made it to Star Haven.
STAR HAVEN
Once in Star Haven, the heroes strolled through Star Haven. After stocking up on Life Shrooms, our heroes headed straight for the Sanctuary. When the heroes entered the sanctuary, they were astounded by the size. The Star Spirits were staring at the heroes.
Eldstar: We've been waiting for you, Mario and friends.
The other Star Spirits were doing some Indian Sacrifice theme kind of chant.
Bombette: You know, us being Mario's friends have names too you know?
Watt: Yeah. It's sooooooooo good that you remember Mario's name and all that stuff, but you don't know our names? It's just sooooooooooooooooooooooo unfair.
Eldstar stared at Watt blankly, until it hit him.
Eldstar: OH MY GOODNESS! YOU GUYS HAVE NAMES! I NEVER KNEW THAT!
Sushie: LEMME AT EM!
Sushie was going to charge at him, but Mario held her back.
Lakilester: So how are we gonna reach Bowser's Castle, girl?
Misstar: Well Mr... what's your name?
Lakilester: Spike.
Misstar: Spike, you guys will be taking the great Star Cruiser. It'll get you to Bowser's Castle.
Goombario: Oooo... It's gonna feel like Star Trek. Excellent.
Mario: Alright, are we ready to go?
Muskular: Sure are. Good luck Mario and give that Koopa King a beating for me.
Mario: Roger that.
The heroes then squeezed into the Star Cruiser as it then started to life off.
Mario: LET'S GO!
Allies: YEAH!
The Star Cruiser then lifts into the sky and takes off for Bowser's Castle. Now let's look back at all the locations Mario's been to.
GOOMBA VILLAGE
Goompa: I wish Mario made Goombario not gay.
Goomama: I wish my dear sweet Goombario and Mario saves the world.
Other Goombas: We wish for Goombario's safe return.
KOOPA VILLAGE
Kolorado: I wish for Kooper's safe return so he can accompany me on an expedition to the Crystal Palace.
Kolorado's Wife: I wish Kolorado would inform me before setting out on expeditions.
Bruce: Oh Bombette, my love, I wish you would fall in love with me, my love.
DRY DRY OUTPOST
Moustafa: I wish to have another lemon Fan Fiction with Vivian in it.
Dryite: I wish the famous Parakarry safely returns home and saves the world.
BOO'S MANSION
Bootler: I wish that Bow will come back a nicer lady.
Boos from Gusty Gulch: We wish to hold a Boo-tiful wedding and we wish Bow was nicer to us.
SHY GUY'S TOY BOX
Gourmet Guy: I wish I could have a giant creme filled cake.
Shy Guy: I wish I could become a good guy.
Toad: I wish for Watt to return to her mother safely.
LAVALAVA ISLAND
Yoshis: We wish for Mario to save our world and for Sushie to return safely.
Kids: We wish Mario can play with us, and for Sushie to play as well.
Village Leader: I wish for the victory of Mario and for the safe return of Sushie.
Raphael the Raven: I wish for all wishes to go granted.
FLOWER FIELDS
Wise Wisterwood: I wish I could travel across the globe, and for Mario's victory.
Lakilulu: I wish for the safe return of dear sweet Lakilester.
SHIVER CITY
Patrol Guy: I wish I could sneek into the Mayor's house and steal his entire Paper Mario DVD Collection.
STARBORN VALLEY
Merle: I wish for Mario to take back that Star Rod from Bowser.
Okay. Back in the sky, lets just say our heroes actually made it to Bowser's Castle.
BOWSER'S CASTLE
The Star Cruiser then stopped right at the hanger as the heroes got off.
Goombario: Well, we made it.
Sushie: Yes, but pardon me young friends, but why didn't we just take the Star Cruiser straight towards Peach's Castle?
Bow: Because the damn developers want to make everything SO hard for us!
Watt: Agreed! Agreed! I totaaaaaaalllllllyyyy agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Mario: Well no need to complain right? Let's end this journey already. Come on guys, it's the final battle. I'll order pizza for all of us after we finish and all drinks are on me.
Goombario: Sweet! Let's finish this journey then.
The heroes then left the hanger room, and went outside in the eerie atmosphere. They saw a locked door so the heroes went to the right to get a key. The heroes then beat the snot of a Koopatrol, needing no battle sequence. The heroes then unlocked the door. After going by a couple of more rooms, the heroes saw some crazy looking Bowser head door. How strange.
Bowser Door: GWAH HA HA HA HA! I am a door of Bowser's Castle!
Mario: Yeah, seems kinda obvious.
Bowser Door: Your Mario right? You wanna go on through?
Kooper: Duh! Course we do!
Bowser Door: Well, stand in front of me and wait a moment.
The heroes stood in front of the talking door. Then right on cue, a trap door appeared underneath them. Mario then realized this.
Mario: NOT ANOTHER TRAP DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR!
Mario and his allies then fell through the trapdoor.
Kooper: MAN! Always with the trapdoors, huh!?
Bowser Door: GWAH HA HA HA! That's right fools! You fell for my trap! Now, you better not go blowing up some cracked wall with-oh, I don't know... a pink Bob-omb of some sort!
Bow: OH DEAR! WHATEVER SHALL WE DO!
Bombette then sighed as she knew what to do. She went to the cracked wall and blew up near it.
Bombette: Yeah, that was easy, this materials weak. It's weaker than the walls at Koopa Bros. Fortress.
Goombario: Reminds me of that one incident back at Koopa Bros. Fortress.
Kooper: Oh really?
Mario: Well, on the bright side, we have an escape route.
Suddenly, the minister of Peach's Castle then noticed Mario.
Minister: Pssstt. Mario. You finally made it to Bowser's Castle. Good, now go up and save our Highness.
Mario: Roger that.
Mario and friends left the prison cell... After putting most of the partners abilities to the test (for instance; Parakarry carried Mario over ledges, Kooper hit distant switch, Lakilester carried Mario over hot boiling lava, and Bow made Mario invisible to get by lavafalls) our heroes ended up in the room where the lava flow is comig from. Our heroes then went up the stairway and saw 3 Koopatrols and a Magikoopa. The enemies noticed Mario.
Koopatrol #1: Uh... guys... Mario's over there... there... was something we had to prevent him from doing, but what was it again? I think... it was to prevent him from pressing this switch.
Koopatrol #2: Uh... does this mean we have to fight Mario now?
Koopatrol #3: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE'LL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH US!
Magikoopa: CALM DOWN! Mario's not such a HUGE threat. Don't you care about Lord Bowser? We must not let Mario get to this switch. LET'S ATTACK HIM!
Koopatrols: YEAH! CHARGE!
Mario: BRING IT ON!
-BATTLE SEQUENCE STARTS-
Mario: HP 50/50 FP 50/50
Kooper
Parakarry
Watt
Goombario
Bombette
Lakilester
Sushie
Bow
vs.
3 Koopatrols: Each 8 HP
Magikoopa: HP 11/11
Goombario: Watch out for that Magikoopa Mario. That Magikoopa knows every spell in the book.
Kooper: You mean this book?
Goombario: Where did you get that?
Kooper: Eh, nowhere. Let's go!
Mario uses Shooting Stars. Does 6 damage to all enemies.
Kooper does Power Shell. Does 2 damage to all enemies.
Koopatrols faint.
Magikoopa turns invisible for 3 turns.
Heroes do nothing.
Magikoopa does magic polygon attack. Does 5 damage.
Heroes still do nothing.
Magikoopa does another magic polygon attack. Does another 5 damage.
Mario then has enough and calls in the Ghostbusters to beat up the Magikoopa. Magikoopa instantly faints.
-END OF BATTLE SEQUENCE-
Once the enemies were defeated, Mario then pressed the switch as the lava then dried up and cooled down. The allies were impressed.
Goombario: Nice job, my love!
Kooper: Awesome job Mario!
Bombette: Smart thinking there Mario.
Parakarry: Uh... Spendid work Mario.
Bow: You rock Mario! Good Job!
Watt: OH YEAH, OH YEAH! THIS IS SWEET! THIS IS SWEET! MARIO'S THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMBBBB!
Sushie: Splendid work my darling.
Lakilester: Cool method, dog. I'm telling you Mario, I learn something new from you every day my home boy.
Mario: Yeah like it's cool to be a good guy?
Lakilester: Yeah. Like I said dog, your the coolest.
Parakarry: Yeah... We all think the same thing here. Let's go!
The heroes then walked on the hardened, cooled down lava. After our heroes found a key in a treasure chest, and unlocked some door, our heroes were then in some dark room. Mario then used Watt's special ability to lighten up the place, as well as using Parakarry's ability to carry him over more ledges. After going through the darkness, our heroes then made it back to where they were, before falling through the trap door. The door then looked surprised.
Bowser Door: WHAT! You managed to escape that underground prison? CURSES! I won't forget this fools.
Parakarry: Uh.. that's where your wrong pal.
Parakarry then used some zappy memory wipping thing on the door.
Bowser Door: Uh, who am I?
Mario: You are just a regular castle door. You will never talk, or eat, and you will let us pass by here.
Bowser Door: Oh. Okay, thanks.
The door then went permanently quite as the heroes went on by. After going through some more puzzles, using Sushie's special ability to get through bodies of water Mario flowed just to get a key that Mario cannot reach with his jump, beat up some B. Bill Blaster (with Watt's Electro Dash) and some other puzzles, our heroes came face to face with another Bowser Door in the castle.
Bowser Door #2: BWAH HA HA HA! I am a guard door in Bowser's Castle! In order to pass by, you must complete this incredibly difficult quiz.
Lakilester: I don't like the sound of this dog.
Bowser Door #2: You shouldn't. Ready to begin?
The heroes then gulped, hoping they'd do good.
Bowser Door #2: Now QUESTION 1: Who is the name of the Goomba boy that has a love interest in Mario?
Mario then started stuttering the answer.
Mario: Uh... Gah-gah-gah-Goombario?
Bowser Door #2: DRAT, THAT'S CORRECT! YOU LUCKY PIG, BUT THEY'LL GET HARDER! Now QUESTION 2: How long has Kooper admired adventurers like Professor Kolorado?
Mario then started feeling more confident.
Mario: I get it now. This is a recap quiz; one question for each chapter. Anyway, Kooper's admired adventurers like Professor Kolorado ever since he was a tiny fetus squirming around in his Mom's...
Bowser Door #2: CORRECT, CORRECT, CORRECT! DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE, YOUR CORRECT! Now QUESTION 3: Who is the name of the girl that is stared in the Fan Fiction Moustafa was reading?
Mario: Uh, I can't remember.
Bombette: I do, even though I still don't know who the heck she is. Vivian!
Bowser Door #2: Grrr... CORRECT! Gotta stop screaming getting a sore throat, now. QUESTION 4: What is the name of the song played on Bow's Phonographic Record player?
Mario: Uh...
Kooper: Get Down Tonight by KC & The Sunshine!
Bowser Door #2: CORRECT! QUESTION 5: Which of Mario's partners was trapped in the lantern owned by the Big Lantern Ghost?
Watt: MUMUMUMUMUMUMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bowser Door #2: CORRECT! QUESTION 6: How did you guys reach the volcano?
Sushie: WITH FISH FOOD!
Bowser Door #2: CORRECT! NOW QUESTION 7: Lakilester's known for being a what?
Lakilester: Being a gangsta, and not evil... AND CALL ME SPIKE FOR ONCE!
Bowser Door #2: CORRECT! QUESTION 8: What is the name of the book Herringway gave Sushie?
Bow: The Adventures of Sherlock Pennington!
Bowser Door #2: NUTS, THAT'S CORRECT! Man you guys are getting all of these right! Now, QUESTION 9: Where are you located now?
Parakarry: Way too easy... Bowser's Castle!
Bowser Door #2: Wrong, I mean RIGHT! YOU GUYS ARE INTELLIGENT AT THIS! BUT NOW FOR THE BONUS QUESTION: What's the password?
The heroes then gulped as they had no idea what the answer to the question was. Goombario however knew the answer and went straight to the door's face.
Goombario: Your father.
Bowser Door #2: CRUD MUFFINS! I WON'T FORGET THIS FOOLS!
Angered with defeated, the door then self-destructed.
HEROES, SINCE YOU PASSED THAT QUIZ!
Heroes: Huh?
YOU KNOW HAVE EARNED... A YEAR SUPPLY OF ULTRA SHROOMS AND JAMMIN JELLIES!
Then on cue, a bunch of Ultra Shrooms and Jammin Jellies appeared. The heroes were lucky.
Goombario: Sweet.
Mario: Yeah, let's go team.
The heroes then pressed on. After going through more puzzles, finding more keys and using Kooper's ability, our heroes ended up in some endless room. Using Goombario's special ability, he found out that he needs to use those torches as a source to get by. He did just that, and the heroes went by some high corridor. Our heroes then entered another room.. and at the end of the room was none other than... PRINCESS PEACH!? WHAT!?
Peach?: Oh Mario, you came to save me!
Mario: Princess? Is that really you?!
Peach?: Of course it is. I escaped from Bowser. No need to fight him anymore. Let's go home.
Mario: In that case, sure.
Mario and Peach? then walked back to the entrance while the partners seemed suspicious about Peach's escape. Once at the entrance, Goombario then went to Mario.
Goombario: Hey Mario?
Mario: Yes Goombario?
Goombario: Has it ever occured to you that the Peach we saw back there was a 'fake'?
Mario then looked shocked, as he then started twitching and foaming from the mouth. He then screamed to the heavens.
Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
TWO HOURS LATER...
After going through those cursed puzzles for the second time, our heroes made it back to Peach?
Mario: HEY YOU! WE GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE!
Kooper: YEAH, NICE TRY YOU CLEVER LOOKING IMPOSTER!
Bow: SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS IS SO MUCH FUN, RIGHT GUYS!
Heroes: YEAH!
The fake Princess was then revealed to be a Duplighost.
Duplighost: Drats, how did you know I was an imposter?
Mario: Well, after being convinced by Goombario and with that foaming and stuff, it hit me.
Duplighost: Oh. Well I'm gonna fight you now.
Mario: Oh no we're not.
Mario then grabbed the Duplighost and then tossed him with alot of might out of the castle.
Duplighost: DOOPLISS, AVENGE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
The imposter then turned into a star, our heroes then went through another door, where there were four shadows in the room. Then suddenly, the shadows turned out to be none other than... THE KOOPA BROS! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!
Red: Hey there Fat Italian Pig. Long time no see. If you're wondering how we escaped that cell back at our fortress, Bowser sent in a rescue team to get us, and we then started training again til the day we came across you and now, we are stronger than ever. We shall fight now.
Black: Let's get them!
Parakarry: Uh Mario, I think you fought these TMNT ripoffs before. It must have been before you came to Mt. Rugged, because I don't remember fighting them before.
Bombette: Yes it was, but I guess it would be good if we take down these losers for the second time.
But before the fight started, a familiar voice was heard.
?: MAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The voice, coming from the other room was revealed to be... Jr Troopa! Obvious. He charged at the Koopa Bros as they were then sent flying.
Kooper: Aw man.
Mario: Yeah, readers, like this if you wanted us to fight the Koopa Bros. again.
Then suddenly, Jr Troopa stopped dead first in front of our heroes.
Jr Troopa: So Mario, you going to fight Bowser? Well you'll have to get by me first loser.
Lakilester: Might as well get it over with.
The kid then charged at our heroes, beginning a historical battle sequence.
-BATTLE SEQUENCE STARTS-
Mario: HP 50/50 FP 50/50
Goombario
Kooper
Bombette
Parakarry
Bow
Watt
Sushie
Lakilester
vs.
Jr Troopa: HP 60/60
Jr Troopa: Now, I'm gonna use everything that I learned from fighting you buddy!
Allies: BRING IT ON!
Mario does Mega Stomp. Does 8 damage.
Goombario charges his attack by 2.
Jr Troopa does Tackle. Does 8 damage.
Goombario does Head Bonk. Does 6 damage.
Jr Troopa: Alright, watch this!
Jr Troopa then increase his attack and defense by 1.
Bombette uses Bomb. Does 4 damage.
Jr Troopa does Tackle. Does 9 damage. Attack and Defense returns to normal.
Mario does Mega Smash. Does 8 damage.
Jr Troopa: Alright, now I'm furious. MORE POWER!
Jr Troopa then went into his flying spike helmet form. (no weaponry)
Jr Troopa does Swoop. Does 8 damage.
Parakarry does Shell Shot. Does 6 damage.
Mario does Hammer Toss. Does 5 damage.
Jr Troopa does a curled up spike egg bonk attack. Does 9 damage.
Mario: WOAH!
Mario uses one of the Ultra Shrooms. Restores 50 HP.
Watt uses Electro Dash. Does 5 damage.
Jr Troopa: MORE POWER!
He then went into his magic wand form.
Jr Troopa: Arrggh, you still got some skills, but take this!
Jr Troopa does a lightning bolt attack. Does 8 damage.
Sushie does Belly Flop. Does 6 damage.
Mario uses Power Smash. Does 6 damage.
Jr Troopa does Magic Polygon attack. Does 7 damage.
Lakilester does Spiny Flip. Does 4 damage.
Jr Troopa does another magic polygon attack. Does 7 damage.
Mario: Let's end this.
Mario does a simple jump attack. Does 2 damage.
Jr Troopa: I've been defeated? NOOOOOOOO! I LOST TO MARIO, EVEN AT MY STRONGEST!
He then faints.
-END OF BATTLE SEQUENCE-
The heroes left the Jr Troopa (whom Mario will never fight again) and went up a flight of stairs, and finally made it out of Bowser's Castle.
Mario: Finally made it.
Goombario: Mario! It's Peach's Castle.
Kooper: Cool! Now let's go save Princess Peach!
Heroes: YEAH!
The heroes then entered the castle.
PRINCESS PEACH'S CASTLE
The castle was dark and empty. After our heroes went through some rooms, getting a nap in a bed thanks to a Toad, and saving their progress, our hereos then entered the Princess' private headquarters. The heroes then heard the Princess.
Peach: Oh Mario! There you are!
Mario: Hey Peach! How did you end up there?
Peach: Nevermind that. Just get me down from here!
Mario then started having a flashback to a very similar situation.
FLASHBACK TO SUPER MARIO RPG
As Bowser laid in defeat from Mario, and Mario did a victory stance, Princess Toadstool/Peach was happy.
Bowser: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! YOU DEFEATED ME AGAIN MARIO! WHY!?
Toadstool/Peach: Thank you Mario. Now can you please get me down from here.
Mario: Sure thing Princess.
Mario then ran up to the hanging Toadstool/Peach and jumped a few times until he finally reached her. He started to un-tie her, but once he was about to undo the final knot, a voice out of nowhere was heard.
Voice out of Nowhere: BOWSER! YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FAILED TO PAY YOUR RENT WITHIN THE LAST FEW MONTHS, AND NOW I'M CONFESCATING THIS CASTLE OF YOURS! ...er... I mean... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mario and Toadstool/Peach: Huh?
Suddenly, some giant sword known as Exor came crashing down and forced Mario, Bowser and Toadstool/Peach to be sent flying to different parts of the Mushroom Kingdom.
END OF FLASHBACK
Mario: Oh Princess, I'm not falling for that again.
Peach: What are you talking about?
Mario: You remembered what happened last time? That giant sword known as Exor came crashing down and sent us flying to different locations. Again, I'm not falling for it a second time. OKAY EXOR! YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!
Suddenly, Bowser appeared.
Bowser: What the devil are you talking about, pig? Shrimpy, this ain't no sequel to Super Mario RPG or anything like that. Don't expect Exor to come seperating us again.
Mario: It was originally.
Bowser: Doesn't matter. This time we're gonna fight, and this time, we'll see who wins!
Bowser then jumped down from his Koopa Clown Cart and headed straight towards Mario and Party.
Bowser: You can't beat me shrimp! I'm invincible!
Suddenly, a historical battle sequence then started.
-BATTLE SEQUENCE STARTS-
Mario: HP 50/50 FP 50/50
Goombario
Kooper
Bombette
Parakarry
Bow
Watt
Sushie
Lakilester
vs.
Bowser: HP 50/50
Bowser: Let's start, shall we?
Mario: Alright.
Mario does Mega Stomp. Does 9 damage.
Goombario does Headbonk. Does 4 damage.
Bowser does Flamethrower. Does 7 damage.
Kooper does Shell Toss. Does 4 damage.
Bowser: Alright, now it's time to use the Star Rod.
Bowser uses the Star Rod's power. Becomes Invincible.
Mario: (thinking) Way too easy.
Mario then uses a move called Star Beam. Suddenly, the 7 Star Spirit then appeared, as they then formed a circle. They then went over to Bowser and shot a beam down towards him, which then disabled the invincibility of the Star Rod.
Bowser: WHAT THE-
Muskular: THAT'LL TEACH YOU NOT TO MESS WITH THE STAR SPIRITS, BONEHEAD!
Bowser: Grrr...
Bombette does Bomb. Does 6 damage.
Bowser: Arrggh! cheap coward. This fight is just beginning.
Bowser uses Star Rod to restore 15 of his HP.
Parakarry does Air Raid. Does 6 damage.
Bow does Fan Smack. Does 5 damage.
Watt uses Electro Dash. Does 5 damage.
Bowser uses the Star Rod's power. Makes himself invincible.
Mario: Silly Bowser, tricks are for Koopas.
Bowser: Huh?
Mario then uses Star Beam. Disables Invinciblity.
Sushie does Belly Flop. Does 6 damage.
Bowser does Claw Swipe. Does 7 damage.
Lakilester does Spiny Flip. Does 4 damage.
Mario does Mega Smash. Does 9 damage.
Goombario does Multibonk. Does 7 damage.
Bowser: What! I lost? How could I lose!?
Mario: Because your apparently too stupid to realize not to just use the Star Rod's power a second time.
Bowser: Oh.
-END OF BATTLE SEQUENCE-
Bowser: Man! You guys beat me, you guys gotten so strong.
Bow: Take that, you bonehead.
Bowser: Well still, you punks are just a small annoyance. That was basically just a warm-up for me. See you at the top of this castle.
Bowser then grabs Peach as he then takes off in his Koopa Clown Cart and heads out the broken window.
Mario: LET'S GO TEAM!
Allies: YEAH!
The heroes went up the flight of stairs, went across a balcony on the outside of the castle, and went up another flight of stairs. Once they did that, they noticed that Bowser vanished.
Goombario: Uh, where did Bowser go?
Mario: Let's keep moving.
They went across a bridge and ended up on some huge platform.
Bowser: GWAHAHAHAHAHA! Welcome to your worse nightmare heroes! You should thank me Mario. After being your enemy for so long I've finally proposed a special arena for your defeat.
Just then, Bowser pressed a switch and the bridge then was destroyed, causing the heroes to be trapped on the platform.
Bowser: How does that feel? You guys are now trapped here!
Peach: MARIO! PLEASE BE CAREFUL!
Kammy: You fell for our trap, and you call yourself a hero. Even though you rescued all 7 Star Spirits, I've prepared a special weapons for Bowser in order to defeat you. Ready Bowser? LET'S CHARGE IT UP!
The platform was then activated by Kammy as Bowser then started getting bigger. He was now huge!
Bowser: OH YEAH BABY! NOW I'M GONNA STOMP SOME ITALIAN PIG!
He then stomped towards the heroes.
Bowser: Hey Mario! It's not gonna be like before, so prepare to be beaten!
Then the final battle sequence then took place.
-BATTLE SEQUENCE STARTS-
Mario: HP 50/50 FP 50/50
Goombario
Kooper
Bombette
Parakarry
Bow
Watt
Sushie
Lakilester
vs.
Bowser "The greatest King of all that is Cool and Evil": HP 99/99
Mario: 99 HP? Crud, we better finish you fast!
Bowser: Oh, just wait until you see what I have in store for you. GWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mario does Mega Stomp. Does 8 damage.
Goombario does Multibonk. Does 5 damage.
Parakarry: Hey. There's only 86 HP left. Keep it up!
Bowser: I don't think so, buddy.
Bowser does flamethrower. Does 9 damage.
Kooper does Fire Shell. Does 6 damage.
Bombette does Bomb. Does 6 damage.
Bowser: GWAHAHAHA, Time to use the power of the good ol' Star Rod!
Bowser uses the power of the Star Rod. Becomes Invincible.
Mario uses the Star Beam but... IT DOES NOTHING WHATSOEVER!
Mario: WHAT!?
Bowser: HAHAHA! That weak attack doesn't affect me anymore!
Goombario: OH NO! Mario, we're doomed!
Mario: I know kiddo.
Goombario: Mario, If we ever make it out of this alive, I just want you to know, I've learned alot from you. I no longer love you as a you know what, but I now see you as a uncle, and I love you as one.
Mario: Oh.. I love you too Goombario, in the same way. Come here.
The two then hugged as the other allies were worried about what the heck to do.
-BATTLE SEQUENCE TRANSMISSION-
Peach was getting worried about Mario.
Peach: I gotta help him.
Kammy: SHUT UP, WILL YOU!
Suddenly, on cue, Twink slammed into Kammy, causing her to fall off her broom. He then untied Peach.
Peach: Thank you so much Twink.
Kammy then got back up on her broom.
Kammy: You little rascal. How dare you!
-BATTLE SEQUENCE WITHIN A BATTLE SEQUENCE STARTS-
Twink: HP Unknown
Peach: HP N/A
vs.
Kammy Koopa: HP 10/10
Kammy: You can't beat me!
Twink: Yes I will.
Peach: Careful Twink.
Twink does Star Dash. does 0 damage.
Kammy: HAHA! Was that a breeze or something! You call that an attack?
Peach does Focus. Increases Twinks' attack and defense.
Kammy does block drop. Does 3 damage.
Twink does Star Dash. Does 1 damage.
Kammy: Oh, now you can fight?
Peach does Focus. Increases Twinks' attack and defense.
Kammy does block drop. Does 2 damage.
Twink does Star Dash. Does 2 damage.
Kammy: Why is this kid getting stronger?
Peach does Focus. Increases Twink's attack and defense.
Kammy does block drop. Does 1 damage.
Twink does Star Dash. Does 3 damage.
Peach does Focus. Increases Twink's attack and defense.
Kammy does block drop. DOES NOTHING WHATSOEVER!
Kammy: My... my attacks don't work anymore!? Oh no! Peach is giving wish powers to that Star Kid, granting him more power. Crud.
Twink does Star Dash. Does 4 damage.
Kammy: HOLY MOTHER OF FISH STICKS!
Kammy then faints.
-END OF BATTLE SEQUENCE WITHIN A BATTLE SEQUENCE-
Kammy: Lord Bowser... I have failed you...
Peach: Now that that's set, I'm gonna make a big wish while you help Mario.
Twink: Sounds like a plan. Let's do it.
Twink then went to help Mario while Peach made a huge wish. Suddenly, with Bowser distracted, the Star Spirits appeared and gained a new power.
Eldstar: It can't be... We've gained a new power. It's... it's outstanding.
Mamar: Lovely.
Skolar: Spendid.
Muskular: Sweet.
Misstar: Wonderful.
Klevar: Intelligent.
Kalmar: Too many comments.
They then stared at Kalmar.
Kalmar: What?
Eldstar: Mario, we now can use Peach Beam in fights.
Twink: I shall help you guys.
Eldstar: Whatever.
Bowser: HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON!? WE HAVE A FIGHT TO FINISH!
Heroes: BRING IT ON!
-BATTLE SEQUENCE RESUMES-
Mario: HP 50/50 FP 50/50
Goombario
Kooper
Bombette
Parakarry
Bow
Watt
Sushie
Lakilester
vs.
Bowser "The Greatest King of all that is Cool and Evil": HP 74/99
Bowser: Now let's end this! I AM INVINCIBLE, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU PUNKS CAN DO ABOUT IT IN A MILLION YEARS!
Mario: We'll just see about that!
Mario then uses the newly improved Peach Beam. Disables Invincibility.
Bowser: Huh? You gotta be kidding me. The star powers gone?
Parakarry does Shell Shot. Does 6 damage.
Bowser does Claw Swipe. Does 7 damage.
Mario does Mega Stomp. Does 8 damage.
Goombario does Multibonk. Does 6 damage.
Kooper does Shell Toss. Does 5 damage.
Bowser: This battle ain't over yet punks!
Bowser uses Star Rod's power. Becomes Invincible.
Mario does Peach Beam. Disables Invincibility.
Bombette does Mega Bomb. Does 7 damage.
Bowser charges his attack by 5.
Mario does Mega Smash. Does 8 damage.
Bow uses Outta Sight. Makes Mario Invisible.
Bowser uses his super cool Bowser attack on nothing.
Outta Sight wears off.
Watt uses Power Shock. Increases Mario's attack by one.
Sushie does Squirt. Does 8 damage.
Bowser then uses the Star Rod to restore 30 HP.
Mario does the 'I can't believe this battle is taking way too long so I'm just gonna make it shorter' Tantrum. Does an outstanding 40 damage.
Bowser: CURSE YOU AND YOUR TANTRUM!
Lakilester does Spiny Flip. Does 4 damage.
Bowser: Hehehe. Watch this.
Bowser does a Lighting Strike attack. Does 9 damage to Mario, and immobolizes entire party for 5 turns.
Mario: CRUD! That's so unfair!
Bowser: Oh shut up and keep fighting.
Mario does Power Bounce. Does 15 damage.
Bowser then goes and does a wierd Koopa King Bowser cool showcase attack, leaving Mario with only 1 HP, and disabling the ability to use badges and items.
Bowser: GWAHAHAHA! Look at you! I have 3 HP, and you have 1, you can't use any badges, your team is immobolized, and your unable to use any items. Your finished piggy. Any last words?
Mario: ...
Suddenly, we see Twink with a pebble.
Twink: Hey pebble, want to go to the park? Cool, let's go!
Twink then started floating, when suddenly, a fly hit Twink on the back causing him to trip and lose grip of his pebble, which was then sent flying.
The Pebble hits Bowser on the head. Does 3 damage.
Bowser then faints.
-END OF FINAL FINAL BATTLE SEQUENCE-
Bowser: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mario has defeated me! Oh what the heck, he always defeats me, damn it! This time I even became invincible, and he still beat me! NUTS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Bowser then lost grip of the Star Rod as Mario then took it.
YOU GOT THE STAR ROD! YOU BETTER GIVE IT BACK TO THE STAR SPIRITS OR THEY'LL BE MAD AT YOU, YOU NO GOOD GREEDY SON OF A GUN!
Mario: WE DID IT!
Peach: You saved me Mario. Thank you!
Suddenly, the platform started shaking, as Bowser got up and went to Kammy.
Bowser: Kammy, what's going on here?
Kammy: Uh sire, that battle was SO intense, that the power up machine started malfunctioning, and now this platform and your castle is about to explode. We gotta flee!
Bowser: WHAT!? LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
Just then the platform exploded as Bowser and Kammy were sent flying to parts unknown. The castle then exploded, but Mario and friends were safe since the Star Spirits saved them. They went to Peach's castle.
Mario then gave the Star Rod back to Eldstar.
Eldstar: Thank you so much Mario. We are forever in your debt.
Mamar: Your the sweetest Mario. Thank you.
Skolar: Good job with the stragedies used to take down Bowser.
Muskular: Awesome job beating up Bowser, you were awesome man!
Misstar: I've never seen a warrior as brave as you Mario. Congratulations.
Klevar: Well, Bowser's been defeated. We probably haven't heard the last of him. Oh well.
Kalmar: Mario, you were great. I couldn't say it anymore myself.
Eldstar: And Star kid, you did great too.
Twink: Thanks mister.
Eldstar: Well, we shall be going. We will never forget you Mario. Farewell.
The Star Spirits then took off. Twink then faced Mario and Peach.
Twink: I must be going too, and Peach?
Peach: Yes Twink?
Twink: Uh... Nevermind. Goodbye Mario, Peach.
Mario and Peach: Farewell Twink!
Twink then took off as well.
Mario: Well team, if you have anything to say, now's the time to say it.
Goombario: Mario, it was an honor working with you. I have managed to make my head harder, and like I said before, I am no longer gay, thanks to you, and now you're more like an uncle to me, and well I love you as one. So I hope we meet again.
Kooper: Oh Mario, your the coolest adventurer I have ever met! Now since I went traveling with you, I am now gonna plan to go on an expedition with Professor Kolorado and become his apprentice. I hope I will run into you again Mario while on an expedition. Until then, farewell.
Bombette: Mario, you certainly have helped me keep my temper under control. So now, I'm gonna live peacefully in Koopa Village. Of course, I do not want that annoying Bruce following me everywhere. But anyway, I hope we meet again Mario. Farewell.
Parakarry: Uh, Mario, now since I traveled with you I have gained so much courage. Now I'm going back to delivering letters, and teach that stupid bulldog who's boss. I'll meet you when you have letters addressed to you Mario. But still farewell buddy.
Bow: Mario my buddy, I have learned to be a nicer and more respectful mistress. I'm glad I got to meet you. I'm gonna treat Bootler and the other Boos with more respect. I hope we meet again Mario, and farewell my good old buddy.
Watt then went rambling about going back to the Toy Box and her mother, all in some hyperactive sentence, which Mario and Peach understood.
Sushie: Mario my darling I'm glad I traveled with you. I feel much younger now. I'm going back to Lavalava Island, and make sure those Yoshi kids are under control. I'll never forget you Mario. I bid you farewell dearie.
Lakilester: And I guess I'm last dog. Mario my bro, I'm glad I met you, and that I traveled with you. You'll always be my home boy, and now, I'm going back to Lakilulu and show her that I have gained experience from this travel. You are more than welcome to come to my crib, but until then, farewell, dog.
Peach: Well, we should be landing any minute now.
Goombario: WAIT! Since the Star Spirits are gone, would we be going down fast right about now?
The heroes looked shocked as the castle stayed suspended for a few seconds.
Mario: Well, here we go.
The castle then fell down at a fast speed as the heroes then screamed and then the castle made a landing, and that is The End... NOT!
Ha! But it's the end of this looooooooooooooooooooong chapter, but now, stay tuned for the epilogue readers. Stay tune.
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