Suzu: MUWAHAHAH CHAPTER 10 PEEPS!

Jet: ...was screaming it necessary?

Suzu: Yeah! And as a random fact...I can never spell "necessary" right on my first try. -.-

Jet: You also can't spell "not" in the last chapter, oh wonderfully good at English person.

Suzu: Shut up, Bozu!

Jet: Who you calling short!

Suzu: You!

Jet: ...RAWR! (Attacks her)

All: ...

Keel: Maybe we should stop them.

Max: Yeah!

(Neko-chan appears from no where and slaughters Max before redisappearing)

Max: (falls)

Zelos: Ahhh, he's dead!

Max: Yeah...(dies)

Suzu: So what, he always finds a way to come back anyway.

Jet: Yeah.

Max-haters: Not you too!

Jet: Eh?

Suzu: Hey, redisappearing isn't a word! XD

Jet: ...

Noishe: Whine!

Suzu: Right, review responses!

Scorch the Hedgehog–Daaaaaamn straight.

Lalalalala2–Thankies. :D Raine's EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIL! INSOLENCE!

Presea84–Yeah! XD NO KEEL'S MINE! But we can share.

Keele: O.o

Streek-has-returned471–Thanks.

Luciado–Take another bow! X3

singing:
Suzu is
Silly
And has a goat
Not named Billy.
Jet likes
Blood and gore
And can't stop playing
Resident Evil Four.
Luciado
Likes to scrubKratos' hair
Because it's dumb.
Mikki
Has a solution
Make Mithos bake monkey bread
and KILL ALL HUMANS!
I ho0o0o0o0o0ope
You'llusetheideasIhidinthissongIthoughtupreallyfast
And remmber to not pick your bum
Because it's unhealthy and crass...
(bows)

Thou art clever! And I think I got most of your hints. Which shall be used. Monkey Bread, YAY!

SnowCrystal–You must play it:D It's great. I love your Colette impression. It's hard to do, isn't it? I tried to really do it before. My mouth hurt for a while. Anyway, I asked a bunch of people; my teachers, my parents, my friends and I had a big debate over it, and I found out that it is really a fruit. :D Whoa.

Snow-silverx–Yeah, Kratos runs into walls a lot.

Jet: ...

Suzu: What's the matter, Nii-san?

Jet: I just realized how mean I am.

Suzu: ...yeah you do name your Chocobos in FF7 really...odd...names.

Jet: Oro isn't a weird name.

Suzu: Baco...Baka...Faco...Muso

Jet: You forgot the blue one.

Suzu: Yeah. It's name is...because you took forever to make one...OMFG.

Jet: You can't even believe how happy I was. Now all my Chocobos are GODS.

OMFG: Wark!

Suzu: I almost feel sorry for it.

Jet: Kick trees! (Runs off to kick trees laughing maniacally)

All: ...

Max: Yeah!

Kratos: WTF? You were just bleeding to death on the floor a minute ago.

Max: ...yeah?

Kratos: ...um, yeah.

Max: Yeah!

Zelos: Yeah?

Max: Yeah!

Zelos: Yeah!

Max: Yeah?

Zelos: Yeah.

Max: Yeah!

Suzu: SHUT UP BEFORE MY YAMI EATS YOU!

Ziggy: Dude I'm not a cannibal.

Suzu: ...oh.

Max: Yeah!

Keel: THUNDER BLADE!

Genis: THUNDER BLADE!

(The two very different thunder attacks strike Max)

Max: (BZZZZZT!) Yeah...(dies...again)

All: HALLELUJAH!

Max: (jumps up) Yeah!

All: ARRRRGH!

Mr DD: Disclaimer activation! This updation has been uploaded by Suzu-chan and Bozu. They do not own anything except themselves, Tom, and anything else that you don't recognize from games/movies/shows/etc. Word.

Jet: WHO'RE YOU CALLING SHORT!

Suzu: I can't believe we pay you to say the disclaimer.

Mr DD: You don't.

Suzu: Oh. Well then don't get any ideas.

Mr DD: Ma'am! (Salutes)

Suzu: Weirdo. Zelos?

Zelos: (sing-songy) OOOOON WITDA FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!

Our five favorite angels gasped and fainted flat onto their backs. They didn't move for hours. And hours. And then a half an hour. Then another half an hour, which is now an hour combined with the first half an hour. Then, Kratos woke up.

"Wah?" He looked around all perplexed-like, to see he wasn't the only one awake.

"Kyah! Kratty you awake? Finally! I have someone to enjoy this glorious enclosure with!"

"..." Kratos blinked. "Chosen One, are you feeling alright?"

Zelos Wilder grinned lopsided as he pointed at himself with his right thumb, slightly red on his cheeks. "I feel wonderful! Spectacular! Marvelous! And other big words that mean great!"

Kratos stared as the Chosen pranced around the room blissfully while he hummed Fosse's song Bye Bye Blackbird to himself. Must be high on lights again, Kratos concluded folding his arms and frowning at the thought. That must have been it. But, Zelos acted differently when that happened...could Tom have done something? He couldn't remember...

"Zelos, where ARE we?"

"You don't remember? This is the reason we all fainted for!" He spun around to face Kratos with a broad grin anime-style, still cheek-red, his hands on his hips. "This is the girl's locker room!"

"...why are the walls blue?"

Zelos looked around, as if just noticing it. Even though he's been prancing around like an idiot for at least a couple hours. "Hm? I dunno? Maybe girls like blue. Yes that's it! Girls DO like blue! Every girl's favorite color is blue!"

"...Since when?"

"Um...since they painted these walls! Yeah!"

"...I'm leaving. Bye."

As Kratos turned to leave, Zelos put on his cute chibi/puppy tear face at the angel's retreating back. Feeling the sudden pressure Kratos paused before he could take a step, grunting. "Kwatty-kun! Don't leave! I don't wanna be awone agaaaaaain!"

"...I really hate you."

"Are you staying?"

"No."

"YAY! KWATTY-KUN'S STAYING!"

"I said no!"

"What's all the ruckus!"

Yuan was awake. Gasp!

"Yunicorn! You're up! Yay two friends now!" Zelos said happily, raising his arms.

"Yuni-HELL NO!" Yuan suddenly looked fearful. "Who told you about that!" His eyes shifted side to side as Kratos stared with dinner plate different sized eyes, mouth wide open, as Zelos looked indifferent from his present expression of pure...stupidity.

"No one! Why...you have seeeeeeeeeeecrets, Yunicorn?" (Get the Unicorn joke? No? Man, that's almost as bad as the "I have it Healer" joke...)

"Sh-shut up!"

"I don't even want to know."

"You too, rock sniffer!"

"Don't call me that."

Yuan decided to change the subject. "Looks like Mithos and Lloyd are still out cold."

"They aren't adults, they can't handle stuff like in here," Kratos said thoughtfully, holding his chin. "Unlike us...though Zelos has the intelligence equivalent to a four year old."

"Yeah! ...wait hey!"

"Mithos is 4000 years old like us," Yuan said, frowning.

"He was also, like, barely a teenager before time stopped for him," Kratos said.

"True dat."

"Word."

A period of silence past after the really badly performed gangsta talk. Even Zelos said nothing.

"...This is going no where."

"Tally ho, Kratos."

"Shut up, Chosen."

"Ahhh, Kratos your stupid dog won't stop licking me!"

The three angels slowly turned to see Mithos flailing on the ground, having some type of bad dream. He twisted side to side. Surely it was a bad dream. Right? RIGHT?

"No! Noishe wait! Don't lick there, that's priv-eeeeeeeew yuck! Stupid mutt!"

"..." Kratos's face flashed of fear and disgust. "..."

Yuan glanced oddly at him, not saying a word. He raised an eyebrow. "..."

Zelos was grinning cat-like. "Meh heh, naughty thoughts. I AM A DARK ONE!"

Yuan winced. "Ew, now I have naughty thoughts."

Kratos, not able to take much more of this, walked forward and kicked Mithos in the side. Hard. Really hard. "Mithos wake up already!"

Mithos grunted and rolled to his side. "Murph popsicle..."

Now I want a popsicle.

"I wanna popsicle too!" Zelos whined.

Too bad, I don't have any.

"But...you're eating one right now!"

...this is a glass of orange juice.

"...Certainly?"

"MITHOS!" Kratos yelled. Mithos yipped and jumped up, white faced and sweating slightly. "Hi, have a nice dream?"

"What happened? Where are we? What's going on? Am I asking questions?"

Zelos grinned. Well..he was still grinning. "You had a Freddy Krueger dream!"

"...What? Whose he? ...Do I have amnesia?"

Kratos punched Mithos in the head. "No. Because that's a very overused disease in RPGS. Shut up already. You're freaking me out. And I'm already freaked out as it is."

Yuan looked down at Lloyd. "Looks like our cult idiot still hasn't waken up yet."

"Yuan, we aren't a cult."

"Shhhh, don't let Raine hear you say that!"

"...Raine's no where near here."

"Hey guys...we have to get out of here."

"Mithos has a point," Kratos said. "Let's leave."

"Do we haaaaave to?" Zelos whined. "I barely got time to explore!"

"...Chosen, you've been up for a couple hours now. What the hell have you been doing?"

"...I think I forget."

Kratos punched the Chosen in the head. "How bout now?"

"...No, now my head just hurts."

"Good."

As they were talking and such...

"They've been gone a long time." :D

"Yes Colette. It's been...three hours now."

"Three hours, 3 minutes, and 58 second(s)."

"Thanks Presea."

"Three hours, 4 minutes, 1 second(s)."

"Um, we get it Presea."

"Augh, this is so boring!" Sheena suddenly whined, pulling on her spiky bun...or ponytail...whatever it is. "This is only the first day too! Why us, we didn't do anything! Why must we suffer!"

Don't ask me.

"...YOU! I forgot about YOU!"

How could you forget about me? I'm writing this. I rule over you. I OWN YOU.

"Meep..."

That's what I thought. Back to the idiots. Uh, angels.

"NoooOOooOOooOo! I don't WANNA go! Don't make me!"

"Shut up, Wilder, and get moving!"

"Waaaah, Kwatty-kun, stop pushing!"

"I said shut up, and stop calling me that!"

"Kwaaaaaaatty-kuuuuuuuun!"

"...Where's my hammer."

Mithos sighed and pushed open the door. Kratos has been trying to push Zelos towards the door for a while now, yet with Zelos straining against him wasn't going anywhere. Yuan was just standing there with Lloyd draped on his back. Again. And wasn't liking it.

"Remind me again why I have to drag around this hefty moron?"

Mithos ignored him, walking out of the locker room and indicating for the rest to follow. Yuan did. Kratos made an odd roaring sound as he heaved, catching Zelos by slight surprise as he was shoved through the exit, tumbling a bit and slamming on the ground with a Noishe whine. Kratos grinned with victory, standing like Superman. How eerie.

"Zelos...why are you acting like this?" Mithos asked, frowning.

"Like what, Mithos?'

"Never mind...I'm sorry, I'm very distracted by those loudering footsteps approaching rapidly."

No one seemed bothered. "Loudering?" Yuan repeated awkwardly.

"Yes, loudering. Don't ask, it's a word I got from Suzu."

"Oh yeah I see," they all muttered, nodding as if it made sense now.

Oddly the spell check wants the word to be laddering. What the hell? Laddering is a word but loudering isn't? Weird. They even sound the same.

"Anyway, yes there are footsteps coming closer."

"Footsteps you say?" Yuan asked.

"Yes, footsteps. How many times much I repeat myself?"

"It must be Tom," Kratos said. Gasp! "Quick, wake Lloyd up."

Yuan put Lloyd on the ground and began kicking him freely. "WAKE UP!"

"Yuan!" He hissed. "Not so loud!"

"Oh right..." Yuan kicked the boy much softer. "Wake up."

"Oh perfect, now he can't HEAR you."

"Hello hello."

The four jumped out of their skins...not literally cause that's nasty...and slowly turned around.

Tom.

The evil dude.

"Oh no..." Mithos whispered.

"Oh good! Now we can kill you without looking for you!" Yuan said.

"Hey! You should be just a LITTLE bit afraid of me!" Tom snarled.

"Why? It's Christmas."

"..." Tom blinked. "Hey, you're right! So last night was Christmas Eve!"

"Damn right."

"Sweet!" Tom did a funky little jig that poisons little children's minds.

"My mind is poisoned!" Mithos yelled, holding his head in pain.

Lloyd was still sleeping.

"Um...shouldn't we NOT be happy right now?" Kratos said.

"But it's Christmas!" Yuan yelled.

"Yuan! We don't celebrate Christmas! We're Martelians!"

"Martel...ians?"

"Don't question me!"

Tom raised a sword. "Now...even though it's a holiday...you're going to die."

TO BE CONTINUED!

Suzu: Yay for the Christmas special!

Jet: Yeah, the whole couple last lines.

Suzu: ...uh...sorry about the cliff hanger. It's fun to do though. HAHAH! I laugh at you people!

Jet: Don't laugh at our readers!

Suzu: Oh right sorry. I laugh WITH you people!

Jet: Not helping with anything.

Suzu: Argh! Happy with the updation? Well now, I must be a leaving. See ya everyone...and Merry Christmas!