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They were having a dinner. Everybody except for Link, who was still in the river.
Meanwhile...
"Egnrhjf...kill...destroooooy...kill...destrooooy..." An onslaught of zombie-lookalike creatures were charging towards the mansion. One of them pressed onto the window. "Woah! Shit!" Dante yelled out. Snake pulled out his rifle, and aimed at the Zombie. He shot through the glass, killing the zombie. But the glass broke. "Dipshit! Now their going to start to come in!" Ayane yelled out. "Fuck..." Dante said to himself. He pulled out his NES controller. "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start." He said. Guns appeared on the floor for everybody. They each grabbed them. Both Dante and Snake went out to fight them off. "What the hell are these things?!" Dante asked Snake. "Los Ganados..." He said. "Nachos?! Their edible!" Dante shouted. "No you idiot! They are zombielike creatures. It looks like their going on a rampage." Snake said. He kicked open the door, and let loose on his carbine.
Meanwhile...
Kasumi and Ayane were both upstairs. "You know how to use a gun?" Ayane asked Kasumi. "No. I think your the only ninja who knows how to..." Kasumi answered.
Downstairs...
Hayate and Ryu were covering the kitchen. They loaded up their machine guns. "You ready?" Hayate asked Ryu. "Let's do this!" Ryu yelled out, shooting the Los Ganados through the window.
Back upstairs...
"I'll handle the rifle. You guard the door incase any come through." Ayane ordered. Kasumi nodded, taking out her pistol. Ayane aimed through the rifle, shooting zombies. She was confident that her father was in hiding.
In The Basement...
"So, your name is Genra?" GLaDOS asked. "Yep. Your some beauty of technology." He admired. "Yes well, stop flirting with me, or you won't get the cake." GLaDOS warned. "The what?" Genra was confused.
In the lobby...
Los Ganados were charging through. Dante pulled out his shotgun, killing a couple of them. "Dammit! They just keep coming!" Dante yelled out. Snake meanwhile, was outside on the deck, still killing all he could. Ayane aimed through her sniper rifle, picking off the Los Ganados. Kasumi saw a couple of Los Granachos get past Dante. She aimed her pistol at them. "Okay...just pull the safety off..." Kasumi pulled off her safety. She aimed at the Los Granacho with presicse aiming. She shot. But there was no bullet coming out. She looked at her pistol, and saw that the chamber was empty. She never loaded.
Back in the kitchen...
"Fuck! There are too many of em'!" Hayate yelled out as they were getting through the window. "Shit! I have to reload!" Hayabusa yelled out, as he saw that he ran out of ammo. "Shit! No more magazines!" "Fuck! I'm empty too Ryu!" Hayate called back. The Los Ganados grabbed them, and pulled them out of the house. A giant Los Ganado grabbed the both of them, and squeezed them until they were knocked out.
Back Upstairs...
Ayane saw that Kasumi was in trouble. She aimed her sniper rifle at the Los Ganados, and shot one of their heads off. She fired from the hip, but the Los Granacho's head transformed itself into something more monstourous. "What the fuck is that?!" Ayane yelled out, pointing at the now transformed Los Ganados. He became a Los Plagas. A Blade Plagas, to be exact. He swung his blade at Ayane. She ducked, and it hit the light, causing it to become dark and he swung his blade into Ayane's back, stabbing her. "Shit!" He swung Ayane around on the blade. . Kasumi saw her sister's back on the blade. "Sister!" She yelled out in fear.
Downstairs...
"It's too many!" Dante yelled out, drowning in the pool of Las Ganados. They picked him up, and carried him back down to their legion. Snake was captured also. They put them on the ground, and one huge Los Ganado swung a mace, dropping it on both Dante and Snake's head.
Back upstairs...
Ayane's blood was leaking from her back. "Let me down you bastards!" She yelled out, pulling out a pistol and aiming it at the Los Ganado. She shot 4 times. But the Los Ganado was angered more, and she went in deeper. "Dammit!" She yelled out. She dropped her pistol, not having the strength to aim any more. She couldn't see anyways, because she was stabbed in the back. The Los Ganado aimed at Kasumi. He shot his tenticle at her, and stabbed her sucessfully. She was stabbed in the stomach, and hoisted into the air.
Outside...
Dante and Snake were tied up in a cage. Dante's face was cut up, as was Snakes. They were both tied in chains. "Hey Snake, you got a solution?" Dante asked. "No. It's only the two of us in here. And we're locked in a cage, in chains." Snake answered. "Fuck..." He said to himself. The Los Ganados put both Ayane and Kasumi in there. "Fuck! My back!" Ayane yelled out. "Shit! My stomach!" Kasumi yelled out. "What do they want?" Snake asked himself. "So, let's tell stories about our horrible experiences." Dante offered. "Sure, I'll bite." Snake said. "Alright, we both had maces thrown at our faces." Dante said. "Well, I had my back stabbed by a blade, and she had her torso stabbed." Ayane explained.
They threw Hayate and Ryu inside of there. They were both still knocked out. "Nii-San!" Kasumi yelled out. Expressing joy that her brother was still alive. Ryu awoke. "Good god! We were squeezed by a giant!" Ryu yelled out. This made Hayate wake up. The Los Ganados Guards went away, and a blonde haired man came and pulled out a key he stole from a guard. He opened up the cage, and cut off the chains. "Who are you?" Dante asked. "The name's Leon Scott Kennedy. Get out while you can." He advised and introduced. They all got up, out of the cage. "Self Destruct Sequence in 5:00 Minutes." A computerized voice warned. "Shit! They know your out!" Leon yelled, jumping out of a window. Their leader came into the room. "Well well well...what a surprise..." He said, laughing. "The ramifications of your actions will be...severe..." He said in a low tone. "What kind of actions have we done?" Kasumi asked curiously. "You stopped my friends the Combine from taking over your mansion so we could get welfare." He explained. "Bull-shit! So just because we kill off our little Combine problem, you take us in here to torture us so that you could get welfare off of us?!" Dante asked. "Ding Ding, We have a winner." He answered. "FUCKING HELL!" Dante yelled out, as he grabbed his pistol. He aimed it at the Leader. "We forgot to confiscate that from you?" He asked. "Damn straight, and now your pulling out..." Dante said, as he shot the Leader in the head. But the Leader got up. "Shit! We're pulling out!" Ayane shouted as she jumped out of the window. Dante nodded, and so did the rest of the crew, as they all jumped out. Ayane pulled out her NES controller. "Let me see, Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start." Ayane put in the input, and a helicopter appeared. "Once again, flying commando." She said. She got into the helicopter, and so did the rest of the people as the helicopter fell from the tower. "Dammit! Snake! Pilot!" Ayane ordered. Snake nodded, and got on the pilot. They all flew away from the tower, which was about to explode.
The tower exploded.
Debris fell from everywhere. "That crazy bastard..." Hayate said to himself. Shivering.
Back Home...
Everything was a bloodstain. Both Ayane and Kasumi's wounds were growing in pain. "Fuck! My back!" She yelled out. She spat out blood. Kasumi did too, but did not say anything. Both Dante and Snake's head were dripping with blood. Ayane's father came upstairs. "What the hell happened?!" He asked in disbelief. "Dad! Me and Kasumi need stitches! Now!" Ayane yelled. Fortuantly, her father was a doctor as well as a warrior. He patched Ayane, Kasumi, Dante, and Snake up. "What about me?" Hayate and Ryu asked. "No, no stitches for you. Because YOU, are a drunkard, and YOU, are a pervert. I disrespect alot of things, but those two things, I hate the most." He explained.
Link charged through the front door. "Dammit! Who the hell let me drown?!" Link was furious.
Master Cheif walked through the door. "Hey guys!" Dante pointed at Master Cheif. "He did it." Dante explained. Link lunged onto Master Cheif, stabbing him repeatedly in the armor. Everyblow went through his armor. "I have a way with lying..." Dante whispered to himself.
Back to the ol' hellhole. But who knows when the Los Ganados will strike next?