Just another Day…
Disclaimer: I don't own Spyro, Cynder or any of the other Skylanders characters. They belong to Activison, Toys for Bob, and all the rest.
"Ghost Roaster, I think you've had enough for tonight." Chop Chop said as Ghost started to open his fourth bottle of spirits.
"Aw c'mon! I can handle it!"
"Considering you appear to be having trouble opening a bottle; I don't think you can."
"Ah yor gust shaying tat!" Ghost said as he tried to pry the bottle open with his teeth.
"…"
"Chain man being silly, Master being stinky." Wrecking Ball commented before he used his tongue to grab another bowl of food.
"You're right on both accounts Wrecking Ball" Chop Chop replied; looking back to the stage
"And then the waiter says "I don't have frog's legs, that's just the way I walk!"
And of course; total silence was yet again the sole reaction to Xavier's joke. At this point nearly every single Skylander was angrily staring at him, and the ones who weren't were; Trigger Happy, Wrecking Ball, or not in the room.
"…So I used to do this kind of thing all the time; just standing up in front of a bunch of people and telling jokes. This one time, I was making these people laugh and-"
"I doubt that!"
Everyone's eyes were instantly drawn towards a certain dirt-shark, after a few seconds most of the Skylanders start chuckling under their breath. Xavier takes a seond or two to pick up his jaw and begins talking again.
"…Okay… So… When I first started doing stand-up; the big fad was comedy magcains! I guess the idea was "Hey are you a boring magician? Learn some jokes! Are you a bad comedian? Learn a magic trick!"
"So when are we gonna see some magic tricks?" Terrafin yelled from the audience,
For the first time that night, all the Skylanders cracked up, every one of them was laughing until the ones that had to breathe couldn't. Xavier was floored; he just stared blankly down at Terrafin, and then he started to walk off the stage, but then he turned back to the microphone and said.
"Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce the comedic stylings of Terrafin."
"And that's why I can never go back to Seaworld!"
"Ahahaha! Oh man! This guy's hilarious! Who is he?"
"…You had another bottle didn't you?"
"…Sure, let's go with that, it was one bottle."
*sigh* "I'm going to have to walk you to your room again aren't I?"
"Yes" Wrecking Ball said, the huge grub had slowed his eating so that he could listen to Terrafin's jokes.
"Last year I asked for the most good-looking person ever for Christmas, and you know what happened? I woke up inside of a box!"
"Ahahahahaha! Ahahahahaha! Ahahahahaha!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"OH GOD I'M ON FIRE!"
"Attention all Skylanders… Due to an unforeseen incident, we will be taking a short break from our current evening event, the lava burns should be repaired in two weeks- I MEAN TEN MINUTES! Anyway… Eruptor is encouraged to say it not spray it."
TMS: So there… The next chapter will be out soon so look forward to that… I'M RUNNNG OUT OF STUFF TO SAY!