HELLO PEOPLE!!!!!!!

Oh geez, I got a lot of reviews! Oh well…. That's a good thing!

Anonymous Psychofan: That's why we love her! XD Yes poor Seras. Things get pretty far in this chappie! (wink wink) (nudge nudge)

FakeCompassion: That's why we love Alu-chan…. Cause his a big, red, perverted vampy! XP

BlackWolfHellHound: Glad it didn't suck! I'll try to make it longer!

Kiyoshi Nakamura: Kinky is such a funny word!!!!!! XD Lots of kinky stuff in this chappie too!!!!

LittleMissPadfoot: tee hee, glad you liked the mirror scene! Lots of AxS fluff and stuff!!!! WHOOT!!!!!

Luna of the Black Moon: Good to know it's good! I love Zukia, she's awesomeness!!!! XP

nihogoneko: lol, strange way of putting it, but true! Good to know it didn't lack creativity!!! XD

DeathsDragon: Hm, I'll try! XD I stole your idea, so I hope to do it justice (the chasing part, MWA HA HA HA!!!!!) Oh and thank you for the kind words about the flamer. I just don't understand one thing. If they don't like the story, why would they read it and review it? It has never made sense to me. Anyho, I hope you like this chappie!!! XD

Tears of a dying wolf: I'm glad its funny! Zukia roxs meh socks!!!! XP

Note: I am not sure (nor do I care) if Halloween started in the 1400's. I don't care though, cause it fits into my story. So nobody complain that Halloween started in the 1800's or something, cause I don't care!!!! XP

Now, ON WITH THE FICCY!!!!!!!!!! XD


Warning: Lemon Meringue Pie (Lots of fluff and hinted lemon!!!!!!)

Chapter Ten:

Zukia was singing softly as she worked, giving a happy sigh as she twisted around and started to dust another random portrait, "Outside the window….. kida kida kida ki…… a shooting star streaks…… kida kida kida ki……"

Just then, Seras walked up to her, "Hey Zukia," she said, looking at her with a confused expression on her face, "Why are you so happy?"

Zukia giggled happily, "That's right! You don't know!" she smiled, "Tomorrow is St. Hallows Eve!"

Seras tilted her head to the side, "Um, don't you mean the night when all the ghosts come out?" she asked, referring to the celebration her village always had.

"Well, yes and no." Zukia sighed dreamily, "To us demonic people, it's the most romantic night of the year! You could even call it mating season!" she then did a suggestive smirk, "You might say it gets us in the mood to do……" she bent over toward Seras's ear and whispered, "very naughty things……."

Seras jumped back and turned beat red, staring at the ground. "That doesn't imply to vampires…. Does it?" Part of her, the still human part, wished the answer to be no. But the vampire part screamed YES!!!! Already, she thought of how delicious Alucard would look, naked and chained to the coffin-…. 'NOOOOO!!!!!' Seras screamed mentally, "Bad thoughts!!!!! Bad thoughts!!!!!!'

Zukia giggled, "Thinking bad thoughts about Sir Al?" Zukia tisked, "You're worse than he is!" She then smiled mischievously, "Yes, it applies to you guys as well, so I would watch yourself," she then started to walk away, her face turned over her shoulder, "Who knows what Sir Al has planned for you!"

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Seras spent the rest of the day practicing her phasing skills. Against her will, her evil vampire mind was conspiring ways to get Alucard to moan, groan, and squirm in her grasp. She didn't like the dirty thoughts that came into her head and they only got worse as the night went on.

Seras went to the coffin at sunset, shuddering with anticipation at the thought of what was going to happen the following night.

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Seras got up the next night, confusing emotions going though her. What was wrong with her? She groaned slightly, the scent of Alucard was right outside! He was soooo close!!! She opened the coffin and stared up at the smirking a devious-looking Alucard.

"Happy Hollow's Eve," Alucard's smirk only got wider at the look on Seras's face.

Already, naughty thoughts filled her mind. And it didn't help when Alucard started to chuckle, "My, I didn't think you thought such thoughts. Tell me, what where you going to do it me after you had me tied down in a coffin?"

Seras smirked evily, "Would you like to find out, Mash-tah?" she purred.

Alucard leaned in and took her cheek in his hand, "Yes, I would."

Suddenly, Seras fazed out of his grasp. He turned around to see her at the door. She smiled an evil smile, "Catch me, then I'm all yours!" she said playfully as she phased through a wall.

Alucard's grin deepened at the thrill of chasing her down. He waited a moment, giving her a head start, before phasing to where he had sensed her.

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Seras was running down a random hallway, panting and out of breath. He had almost caught her about three times already, but thanks to her new phasing technique, she could escape for the time being.

She stopped for a moment to catch her breath, only to have strong arms wrap around her. She gasped and tried to phase again, but never got the chance.

Alucard had phased them both back into their room, pushing her back against the wall and kissing her senseless.

Seras groaned as his lips moved over to her ear, nipping at it playfully, "Mate with me, Seras." He purred, moving down her neck and licking the markings that lay there.

Seras sighed happily, "Alucard." She then melted into his embrace.


(A/N: tee hee….. yes I didn't get THAT far. (mumbles) perverts…….. Anyho, I can't write lemon. I can write implied lemon but that's it. So sorry. Please R&R!!! XD)