Hi! I want to apologize for the last chapter… It was horrible. I know it was. Horrible and short. Anywho, thanks for the reviews, favorites, and fallows. On with the double-digits of Opposites Attract.

I plop down on the couch, tired from getting my over-due class work done with Andre. Cat's not home, she has to work with Vega for her costume design class. She promised me she would be fine and that Vega is still scared of me after I threatened her on Monday.

The Valentine den is as sterile as a hospital, it's sickening. I groan and slouch down more into the white couch. I don't know why, it's not like I'll become invisible and blend into the couch. Hell no, not when I'm wearing all black anyway.

"Hey Jade." Kyle smiles and walks into the room. He looks perfectly normal and for the past three days all he's done is tease Cat and I about our relationship. The only think off about him now is that he called me Jade, usually it's "Bitch". Plus he has a skinny plastic bottle in his left hand; you can never trust anything he has.

"What the hell is that?" I glare at it.

"This? Oh, it's called a Redline*." He opens the bottle and gulps almost half of it down.

"And? What does it do?"

"It's a drink," he stares at me like I'm the whack-job. "Well, technically it's a dietary supplement," he reads the label. "It's like a super-super concentrated energy drink. You're not allowed to sell them to minors and are only supposed to drink half within 4-6 hours," he finishes the rest. "Or else you can get a heart-attack."

"…You just drank the whole thing in two swallows…"

"So?"

"Nevermind." He frowns and sits next to me, empty bottle in hand; twitching with his unsteady fingers.

"What's wroooooong?" He bumps shoulders with me.

"N-nothing."

"C'mon, tell me."

"…It's just something Cat said."

"What'd she say?" he presses on. Kyle is a lunatic, but he's been pretty understanding. Screw it; he can be my "outlet."

"Cat said…that she won't tell me she loves me until I say I love her."

He stares at me. Maybe he turned into a statue. He stopped moving completely. Before I can raise my hand and wave it in front of him, he laughs.

"AWESOME!" he slaps his knee. "Cat took my advice."

"What?! Your advice?"

"Yeah," Kyle wipes his eyes free of imaginary tears. "See when she picked me up from the hospital she asked for my help. I didn't think she'd fallow it! I was drugged up. Did you know, most pain killers nowadays have hints of heroin in them*. It's some good shiiiiit…" he dazes off.

"Yo! Kyle?" I stare at him but got no response. "Psychopath!'

"Huh?" Oh, now he answers? Ain't he a genius! Stupid son of a-piece of…

"What. Did. You. Tell. Cat?"

"Oh, well she was worried that what's-their-faces were right about you."

"What do you mean?"

"Last week, they came up to her and tried to convince her to dump you. It almost worked, I guess 'cause she was really worried. So, she asked me," he changes his voice to sound like Cat. "What should I do? I don't want to leave Jade. I would never hurt her, but I don't want her to hurt me. She can use me all she wants, I don't mind. But if I ever tell her I love her and it becomes, I don't know, evil-tainted…I just don't want that to happen." He goes back to his original voice, "She was almost in tears so I told her to just not say it. Bite her tongue, literally, if she has to. Then she said that she would bleed to death if she did. And I was like no you won't. And she was like 'Yes I will' so we started talking about fatal tongue injury. Which made me hungry…than I met you. I just realized that morning was bullshit. I didn't get to eat until you bitches left! But…I did get more coconuts…hmm." He starts to walk away from me. "Coconuts…" he sounds like a zombie chasing after brains.

"What the hell/" I ask myself. "You're insane!" I yell after him only to get yelled back at.

"And you're a bitch! What's new?!" he comes back in with a coconut replacing his Redline and his phone in the other.

"Cat texted you." He tosses me his phone.

Caaaaat
Hi Jade ^3^ the dress is takin' longer than we thought so we're goin' to pull an all niter here. C u school tomorrow!

"Fucking great!" I throw Kyle's phone at his head.

"Jesus! What's wrong now?" he picks up the phone after it bounced off his head. He inspects the screen for cracks.

"Cat's…spending the night with…Vega!"

"That's the chick that smack," he slaps his hands together, "talks you, right?"

"…Yeah."

"What does she look like?"

I hold out my hand to him, "Give me your phone."

Kyle flinches away, "Are you gonna throw it at me again?"

"No." he hands it to me. I used his internet access to go on theSlap. I login to my account and bring up my tagged pictures. I find one with me, Cat and Tori from when I still had my brown hair. "Here."

He takes the phone and squints at the picture. Is he blind? His screen is fine. "Hold on." He hands it back to me. "I need my glasses."

He rushes up stairs to his room. I can hear the thrashing coming from above me. It sounds almost as if he's banging on a drum set but without any rhythm.

Next thing to happen is him rolling down the stairs. It looks very painful, haha.

"Ugh," he crawls over to me. "I'm good."

Kyle with glasses is…strange. He looks sort of like Robbie. Nerdy. He looks completely different.

I hand him the phone and he stares at the picture with an almost perverted smirk plastered on his face. "Who's the hot pale brunette?"

Hot? Pale? Brunette? In the picture it has Cat: redhead and slightly tan, Tori: tan and brunette, and me: pale and brunette. "…Um…"

"Wait…!" he look back and forth between the picture and me. I smile uncomfortable with the situation. He starts to gag and push the phone away. "That-that's you!'

"Yeeeah…"

"Oh, my god! I thought so many things! Some with you on your back and oh! You're my sister's girlfriend!" he gags and tries to avoid my eyes.

"Trust me I don't want to know!"

"…Jade! Y-you cannot tell Cat about this! She will kill me, I'm not joking. Cat is crazy and if she knew about me thinking about you like THAT than I will be over. She will bury me alive." He looks terrified. I start to laugh. In the past few days I have seen how the siblings act around each other. There is no way Cat would ever try to hurt Kyle. She loves the insane man! And he loves her. She's his baby sister.

From what I've heard it seems he pretty much raised her after their Mom started neglecting Cat. She still talks to Kyle still but treats Cat like thin air. I still don't know why she's such a bitch. But I'm starting to hate her.

"JADE! You, bitch. I'm not kidding! Cat is crazy about you. She will kill me for fantasizing about having sex with you."

"Already. I won't tell her." I suppress my laugh. "But I will bring it up when we get married." I try to joke without being too harsh since he is already having a panic attack.

"….." he smiles and catches his breath, "you plan on marrying Cat?"

This shocked me to sit straight. It was joke! I didn't mean it. Did I? Would I marry Cat in the future? I'm too young to think about this! Damn Kyle why bring this up? Fuck you!

"Fuck you."

"What? It was a joke!" Kyle holds his hand to his chest, looking offended. We sit in silence until Kyle brings up something we both wish he didn't. "You're boobs got bigger. They're nice."

"That is it! I'M TELLING CAT!"

Hope the chapter was good! Hehe. So a little footnote for the stars in this chapter:

First: Redline, I don't own it. It is a real thing, my brother does drink them and they are crazy. My sister says after she drinks them she feels "crack-head-ish".

Second: Heroin in painkillers, I don't know if heroin is in all hospital painkillers nowadays but the painkillers my grandpa takes (at least one of them) does have hints of heroin. There's another painkiller he takes that he calls "the blue-meanie" with one of his girlfriends (Grandpa is a pimp.) They might be the same now that I think about.

Hope you guys enjoyed the Jade and Kyle chapter. Sorry about no Cat. This is just a filler. I'm still working in the plot and Cade date. Anywho, bye.