13:12:18

On the hunt for the reckless Americans

Padawan Ahsoka Tano

'Why did I have to open my big mouth?" The Togruta padawan thought to herself as she assisted the Temple Guardsmen in finding the renegades.

Eventually, she and the Guards did find them, but in a place that she should have obviously checked first.

'Ah, justs great. A hostage situation.' She sighed in her mind before calling out their names. "Dave! Frank!"

"Oh, hey Ahsoka! How are you doing?" Meyer laughed while he was busy tickling a Wookiee youngling inside the Temple's creche.

The Temple guards glanced at the padawan learner before deciding to cautiously approach the nursery. Ahsoka had learned that even though slugthrowers may be primitive, they're also highly effective against those wielding lightsabers and she did not want to be on the receiving end of Westbrook's 'M17' and Meyer's 'M45A1' handguns. Realizing that her usual recklessness will not resolve the situation, Ahsoka has to rely on the teachings of her master's former teacher in ending the crisis.

"Dave! Frank! Please release the hostages! I promise no harm will come to you!" The Togruta pleaded in desperation just before the Guards will breach the room.

"Hostages?" Dave asked in confusion. "What hostages?"

"I do believe that Anakin's padawan thinks that you're holding the entire council hostage." Master Kenobi pointed out.

"Hostages we are not! Continuing a tour we are Padawan Tano."

"But Master Yoda..."

"Thank you, guards, but you can stand down now." Master Fisto ordered and at once the yellow blades went off and the anonymous Jedi beings resumed their previous posts.

"No buts Tano there are." The centuries-old Grandmaster scolded. " Misunderstood the situation you did. An explanation the Americans needed."

"However padawan, you are to be congratulated for at least recognizing a potential crisis." Ahsoka beamed at Obi-Wan's words for a few moments before. "But you are going to learn how to hand out information more carefully padawan."

"Yes, master." She sighed for the umpteenth time that day before she heard the laughter of the younglings continue.

"You can start by helping our guests with the younglings."

Ahsoka couldn't help, but to smile at her punishment.

13:12:18

Learning the result of the Earthlings D.N.A.

Thirty minutes after the 'incident'.

Master Obi-Wan Kenobi

"I see that your tardiness never change Anakin."

"Sorry Master, but there was a security lockdown for ten minutes... Anything I should be aware of?"

The redheaded Jedi council member's nose wrinkled in frustration at the reminder of the 'incident' that occurred less than half an hour ago. "Your padawan thought that our guests were holding us as 'hostages' after she decided in poor judgment to tell the Earthlings about our 'recruitment practices.'" He frowned before adding"All the Americans wanted were answers."

"I see." The Hero without fear nodded. "I know that I always encouraged her to take the initiative, but I will teach her master."

Thinking back on the conservation earlier, Obi-Wan addressed his friend and former, yet still reckless student. "No need Anakin. I had it already taken care of."

"Why thank you, master." He grinned.

"You owe me big time by the way."

The famed duo continued their casual banter until they reached the council chambers and took their positions. Anakin, since he wasn't a member of the Council stood while those who are sat down.

"Began the Council has. Will of the Force it is." The Grandmaster began with the traditional proceedings before Master Windu took over.

"What have you discovered with the D.N.A. of the Earthlings Master Koon?"

Master Koon had sent the D.N.A. down to the lab at the Jedi medical center on the way to the nursery earlier and what the results showed the remarkable differences.

"As you can see, the D.N.A. strand on the left is from a normal human with midichlorians... The one on the right, on the other hand, is one of the Earthling's strand and they both have the same result."

The Council and Anakin watched as mysterious cells, called 'White Blood Cells' by Earthlings started to attack the introduced midichlorians within the span of only two seconds until none of the 'cells needed for life' remain.

"What happened!" Shaak Ti gasped in horror as she watched the bigger, more dominant cells literally ate the smaller ones.

"It appears that when midichlorians are introduced to the Earthlings D.N.A., they are killed."

In other words, hypothetically speaking, if an Earthling and a Twi'lek fell in love and had offspring, the hybrids will have no midichlorians.

"Disturbing this matter is. Keep the result a secret we must... Many enemies could utilize this, they would."

It was unanimously agreed that the results will be kept a secret, but unfortunately for the Council, they may be only delaying the inevitable.

In one way or the other, midichlorians may go extinct through either interbreeding or a biological weapon if a faction captures and/or study an Earthling.

'May the Force help us all' Kenobi prayed, wondering how the Order will survive in the centuries to come.

Hopefully, this is the last authors note for a good while because I. Do. Not. Want. To. Add. Another. Until Chapter 15 or so, but now you know why the Earthlings are so overpowered and are resistant to the Force and its powers.

To easily explain to you how with basic science: the Midichlorians are similar to nails and Force-users are the magnets. A magnet will not work on a piece of plastic and Earthlings are the plastic.

Please, no flame and here is the result of the polls so far: One vote for Jedi visting a Shinto Shrine in Japan.

That is right, one vote!

So if you would like to see another country, I need to know.

PLEASE VOTE!

And now for the reviews:

God-EmperorTrump

We're going to build a yuuuge space-wall and make the Confederacy pay for it. And it will be the BEST space-wall, believe me.

I will take your idea into consideration since I need to add planetary shielding to Earth anyway and maybe we could have the 'Earth Space Defense Force' take Mygeeto years earlier and confiscate the credits from the Banking Clan... that could work.

(By the way, the formation of the E.S.D.F. and its entrance to the Clone Wars battlefield will be explained later)

BraveSeeker3

Since I could only vote for one scenario(?), I'd like to see the Holocaust one as well.

Sorry, but only one vote per person, but I will be fair and also take it into consideration. And as for the 'scenario(s)': it is called an 'interlude' that is similar to the Aftermath novels and there will be more point of views of both Earth and the Republic from each civilization. A certain young Orphan from Corellia who later became a smuggler and a famous general will have his point of view involving fighter jets and pilots from Earth and the movie 'Top Gun' later in the story. (Cookies for those who know the character that I'm talking about)

Guest

WHAT?! You DARE question the God-Emperor?! The Inquisition will have your head!

(Yes, I am using the God-Emperor Trump meme)

But Ted Cruz was also better than Hillary and he and Trump are Making America Great Again!

*Author is still guillotined by Trump riding on a Presidential Velociraptor*

And finally, (Trigger warning for liberals, hippies, and anyone who hates America and/or its culture)

We lost another great Conservative and this time it's a former First Lady.

Rest in Peace Barbra Bush

:(

Its a sad week for Conservatives in America.