Sorry for the wait. Here is the next chapter!


WolfySon101: Hey I thought of something.

SexyMan: What is it?

WolfySon101: I thought of the worse possible way to kill you.

SexyMan: Oh…and how is that?

WolfySon101: First I am going to skin you alive then put you in a boiling pot of water, after you have been in the pot for ten minutes I am going to take you out, tie you to a table and curio you for a good fifteen minutes and then chop you up into pieces with a piece of paper.

SexyMan: That sounds painful…

WolfySon101: Oh it will be.

SexyMan: Teddy that grin is scaring me.

WolfySon101: Oh it should scare you.

SexyMan: Hey where is Victoire?

WolfySon101: I do not know! What have you done to her you evil, annoying, disgusting pest!

BadassGirl: I am right here and I figured out where we are staying.

SexyMan: Where are we staying?

BadassGirl: At a hotel.

WolfySon101: And what hotel is it?

BadassGirl: The one down the street.

SexyMan: What is the hotel down the street called?

BadassGirl: Hotel Down the Street.

WolfySon101: No really what is the hotel called.

BadassGirl: Hotel Down the Street.

SexyMan: Who would name there hotel, Hotel Down the Street?

BadassGirl: Apparently the owner.

SexyMan: You know now that I think of it I kind of like the name.

WolfySon101: So when are we going to the hotel?

BadassGirl: Now.

WolfySon101: Now?

BadassGirl: Yes now. We have to go now or Charlie will catch us.

SexyMan: Alright troops! Lets go.

WolfySon101: Troops?

SexyMan: Let's just go!

*Teddy, Victoire, and James exit room and sneak out the door. They walk down the street till they get to the hotel.*

BadassGirl: I already checked us in a room.

SexyMan: Which room?

BadassGirl: 12.

*The three head over to room 12.*

SexyMan: I call the bed! You two can sleep on the floor!

WolfySon101: James there are two beds.

SexyMan: Alright I and Victoire get the beds and you get the floor.

WolfySon101: Why can't I share a bed with…

SexyMan: Because I do not approve of you two sleeping together before marriage.

WolfySon101: We wouldn't be sleeping together.

SexyMan: Not in that context you idiot. I do not know about Victoire but I never ever want to share a bed with her, no offense, and I definitely do not want to share a bed with you. Why don't you just go order one of those moving beds the cleaning ladies bring in.

WolfySon101: You mean a…

SexyMan: I do not care what it is called! Go get one!

*Teddy leaves.*

SexyMan: Man Teddy can be annoying.

BadassGirl: I know what you mean. You know sometimes I think I should just dump him.

SexyMan: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

BadassGirl: What?

SexyMan: Don't even think about doing that horrible thing! Teddy loves you!

BadassGirl: If he loves me then why doesn't he ask me to marry him?

SexyMan: Because he is too afraid of rejection!

BadassGirl: What?

SexyMan: Oops…

WolfySon101: Hey guys I ordered a moving— you didn't.

SexyMan: Oops?