Online: Internet Journals and Blogs of the Legends

by Red1Zero

What would be like to read a journal entry posted by none other than the legendary Pokemon? Wouldn't you stop and read what they have to say about their day? Come and read about their daily lives through what is hopefully written well on their computers/laptops. You never know what they could write... Next - Mewtwo 2 and Arceus 2

10. Darkrai 1

I like to say in advance that I do not own Pokemon or the Toyota Corporation. That is all.

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Journal Entry: 114

Welcome to my blog, hope that I don't find you! - Darkrai.

Well the fight's over and the dinner is too, rather... forcibly I might add. I'll leave you all out on the details as it involves loads of toilet paper.

Arceus and Giratina are still on there date but he just messaged that their dinner has started and... that Arceus has yet to stab him or throw him into Risshi Lake so he's on a roll. Good for him.

I should mention that a certain Pokemon keeps messaging me and says he's my #1 fan. You know who you are, so here's a shout-out to that awesome guy!

;p

That's all the shout-out could ever be. Sorry.

Anyways... I want to talk about future events, mostly normal life and stuff. But mainly things I do as a human not the Giver of Nightmares.

First off, I'm replacing my old car (Thank Arceus, that old bucket of junk is pathetic) for a small city car called an ist. Mesprit of all pokes, recommended it and I kinda like it, despite the size but it is what it is.

So long old Suzuki, into the scrap heap it goes! I'm getting it at my new place tomorrow.

Oh yeah, did I mention that me and Cresslia joined forces and are now co-paying for a condo in the middle of Kotobuki City so yeah, no more living in a rat-hole human-wise.

I should explain this to newcomers' or the confused.
Us legends do have human lives, we don't just spend our existences' in our Poke' homes or the Hall of Origin; after Arceus gave us the power to transform into a human form, we all basically took on alternate lifestyles to entertain ourselves.
To her, it was an added bonus of less fights.

That's all for now and I'm deeply sorry for the wall of text; not!

- Giver of Nightmares, Darkrai.

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If you must know, none of the stuff in this journal happened to me, so I'm not trying to show off. (Though I do own a _ Suzuki so there's no bragging there...)

Kotobuki City if you want to know, is Jubilife City and Risshi Lake is Lake Valor (how obvious.). The reasoning for the Japanese names is that I don't imagine the Pokemon world as English speaking, or having Western culture. It's a thing but you might want to get used to it in these journals.

Oh and the ist is basically our Scion xD so yeah, it's a Toyota in Japan and, to a greater extent, the Pokemon world.

- Silver the Flygon