Disclaimer: 1. I am not a real author, yet. 2. Why would I be writing here? 3. If you haven't figured out, I don't own anything.
I give thanks to CimFan and Carrot-Bunny for giving me the awesome idea of this and permission.
I'm co-authoring with... khbr23hw too.
Now, Let the Cahill Choice Awards begin!
I BELIEVE I CAN, FLY!
No, you can't.
Watch me!
Don't.
OH SNAP!
Stop that, PLEASE! You don't know how ANNOYING that is.
Pfft. Whatever!
-slap- OH SNAP OH SNAP OH SNAP OH SNAP OH SNAP OH SNAP!
Wow... That never gets old. -idiotic grin-
WHY YOU DO STUPID? -runs to get the show results-
Wait, IT'S MINE TURN TO GET THE FRIKIN SKITTLE RAINBOW!
SKITTLES ARE MINE!
NOOOO! -tackles-
-screams, and 100s of skittle bags later-
"WELCOME LITTLE PEOPLE ON THE CROWD!" Jacob screamed and chased Lilly, who held a huge sized chocolate bar.
"STOP! IT'S MINE YOU IDIOT!" Lilly screamed and ducked as soon as Jacob jumped. "Oh, hello- MINE MINE MINE!" Now the two were tugging on the chocolate bar. IT snapped in half. Jacob sunk to his knees holding one half then looked up to the sky.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" he yelled.
"Er..." Lilly nibbled on her half and walked to the center of the stage. "Let's get this clear, you saw NOTHING!"
Jacob sniffled and walked over next to Lilly. "Let's get this show on the road!"
"Our last award was Favorite Tomas." Lilly reminded and took a huge bite of chocolate.
"You wanna know who our winner is?" Jacob wagged his finger.
"YES!" the crowd roared.
"HAMILTON HOLT GET YOUR BUTT UP HERE!" Jacob screamed. Actually, trying to imitate Eisenhower.
"Si- WAIT A MINUTE!" Hamilton ran up to the stage and grabbed the award.
"You want me chocolate?"
"Sure." Hamilton took it from Jacob, who then get it stolen my Lilly, who ran the stage and went into the crowd.
"WAIT THAT'S MINE!" Hamilton yelled. "Oh, by the way, thanks for the votes. It's awesome to be a favorite in my branch now, LILLY YOU COME BACK AND GIVE MEH MY CANDY!" Hamilton jumped off the stage and barged into the crowd, searching for Lilly.
Jacob shrugged then grinned. "Let's get to our next award. Favorite Pet. There aren't much actually, but let Sinead explain, holding a banana!" Sinead walked up, holding a banana.
"Why am I holding a banana?"
"It's your partner."
"How- never mind. Your nominees are Saladin the cat." Sinead said and the screen faded, until there was a picture of Saladin with a white headband and red dot in the middle in front of some red snapper sushi.
"Mrrrrrrp..." Saladin purred.
"Then, Arnold, the Holt's dog." the screen blanked and a picture of Arnold in the Holt's van, where Arnold was trying to catch the boogers being thrown at Hamilton.
"I GOT IT!" Hamilton screamed successfully and went back to his seat, who got tackled by his sisters, who were now wrestling over for the half piece of chocolate. Lilly somberly walked up the stage with a tiny bit piece of chocolate left.
"Wha we doing?" she asked.
"Next we have the Kabra's homing poodles." Sinead said and homing poodles showed up on the screen.
"And Grace's non-existent army of spider monkeys." Ben 10 as spider monkey showed up on the screen.
"WRONG ONE!" Lilly yelled.
"My bad!" called the dude controlling it and a picture of a real army of spider monkeys showed on the screen.
"There you have it." Sinead said. "If there were any missed you would like to vote for, go ahead." Sinead then peeled the banana and began to eat it. She walked off the stage, returning to Ned and Ted.
"WHY DID YOU EAT IT!"
"BANANAS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!"
"Y-YOU KILLED IT!"
"HOW COULD YOU!?"
"You've seen enough for today, right?" Lilly said. Then she inched closer, dangerously close it was scaring the crowd. "Right?"
"I'M A SHANANA, SHANANA, SHANANA, OH SNAP! I AM!" Jacob screamed, running around the stage, holding candy. Uh-oh.
CANDY CANDY CANDY! I JUST ATE CANDY SO I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE SOME TOO! -throws candy at you-
Sorry, sorry. I got excited for no reason.
You have... for the Favorite Pet award...
- Arnold
- Saladin
- Homing poodles (just because there were not a lot and they were mentioned)
- Army of Spider monkeys (...)
- Buffy
- Flamstead (I forgot these two! They aren't mentioned in the story cause I just added them. Sorry!)
Sorry for any, inconvenience-
GANGMAN STYLE! ... HEEEEY...
-_- K see yous all next time.
~ Vesper One