Peanut Butter and Coffee
Chapter 10: Carnival Rides and Fights
I do not own Ticket Master. Com, Sponge Bob square pants, Chucky, or BK
Lea's thinking
Gaara's thinking
Sasuke's thinking
Steven's thinking
Andy's Thinking
Anybody's thinking
Hey! I went to Kell's b-day partythe other day! They ended up having a cake fight after I left. But before that, Steven called me short and yelled at me for not writing. Oh I'm sick, I gotta take my medicine! Well I can't think of any thing to say so here's the next chapter of PB& C!
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"Hey guys! I'm bored!!!!!" Lea said falling off the couch. They had went to the living room after the incident in the kitchen. "How about we look for some thing to do." Kell said flipping though the channels
"Hey guys I have some thing in my bag of random objects up stairs." Steven commented. "I hate that bag." Gaara said making a cross sign at the stairs. "But you love it also don't you?" said Steven referring to the night before. "Kinda" he said blushing.
"Well what is it?" Lea asked.
"Carnival tickets!"
"I was not expecting that…." Gaara said a bit disappointed. "So what you're taking us to the carnival? Wait where'd you get these so called tickets at?" Sasuke said "Well Mr. I want all the answers. I got them off of ticket master!" "Sasu-kun! Let's just go have fun and ride the rides a maybe kill a few hobo's. Ok?" Lea said begging.
"Fine" "Yay!"
"But we gotta pick up Andy and Terri!" Lea said
30 minutes later
"Do you know were your going?" Sasuke asked the annoyed driver. "Well I would if some one gave me the right directions!" Steven yelled in aggravation. "And it you knew how to drive the van properly." Gaara said holding on to the arm rest.
"Honestly people do I drive that bad?" he asked. "Well you don't pay attention red lights you end up molesting poor little Gaara here" Andy pointed out. "Well I can do both!" They all gave him a death glare."Fine how about you drive!" He yelled pulling over to the side of the rode.
Gaara and he switched places with Andy and Terri. This happened to be in the front part of the van. (1)
"Ok now where are we going to?"
"Oh My God!" "We're going to the carnival dumbass!" Steven yelled.
"Ok ok," Andy replied.
Another 30 minutes!
"Ahhhhhhhh! Andy you're a worse driver than me!" "Well I got you guys here in one piece didn't I?"
"Barely!" Lea said jumping out of the van. "Andy I believe you scared the shit out of your own girlfriend. Terri giving you a cross sign, and she only does that to Lea and me when we scare her." Kell said as Naruto and her jumped out.
"Terri get out of the van please!" Andy asked. "No! You scare me!" Terri cried.
Steven moved in front of Andy and told Terri if she didn't come out of the van that Gaara and him were going to make wild hot sex in the back seat and lock the doors from the out side so she couldn't get out. She then ran out of the van into Andy's arms. But Steven and Gaara still made out anyway.
"Well let's go people!" Sasuke said garbing Leas hand a walking away from the crazy bunch.
"But I wanna see the Yaoi! Sasu-kun!"
"I don't care come on!" "Fine!" Lea pouted.
10 minutes later
"Kell, What should we ride first!?!" "That one!" Steven point to the little boat ride. "The tunnel of love?" Naruto asked. "Why that one?" Gaara asked. "So I can molest you." Steven said giving Gaara a hug. "Ok lets go." Andy said taking Terri's hand and walking in the direction on the giant heart shaped ride.
"Come on Sasu-kun! Weee!" Lea sang following the others. Kell, Naruto, Steven, and Gaara follow suited.
They then were paired off by there groups. (You should know who went were.) Andy and Terri went in the dark hole first then Sasuke and Lea, Kell and Naruto, then Steven and Gaara. "Hey this place is dark!" Kell said. "Hey Kell can I do some thing to you?" Naruto asked randomly. "I guess why?" Naruto leaned over and gave Kell a small peck on the lips. Then the rest on them who were probably doing something like that but any way, had heard a smack than a splash and Kell saying "Boys are eicky!"
"Kell why'd you push him put?" Lea yelled. "Cause, Boys are eicky!" "I don't think so!" Steven randomly yelled then went back to Gaara.
"Kell I'm all wet now!" Naruto said swimming after the boat. Kell only stuck her tongue out at him. "Say your sorry!"
"Fine I'm sorry. Can I come back in the boat now?? I love you!!"
"Look honey, Teenage love! How cute! Do you remember when we were like them?" Said some random old women. "Yes I do! Except you didn't push me out of the boat." The old man replied.
"I wish this ride would hurry the fuck up!!!!!" Lea sang. "Me too!" Terri sang along.
"Wait I see light!" they sang together.
2 minutes later
"I'm cold!" Naruto said when a cold breeze flew by. "You'll dry soon" Kell said. "What's next?" Andy asked. "How about we play some games?" Gaara asked. "Yes! But first! I want to ride the rollercoaster!" "Fine" Sasuke said and they made their way to the rollercoaster. But in the way they hear a very high pitched squeal of "Sasuke-kun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "SHIT!" They all yell. 'ahh! Its that bitch! My Koi! Must kill pink haired bitch!'
"Hey Sasuke-kun! Why are you here? I didn't know you'd be here all alone!" Sakura said not even noticing the other. "I'm here with my girlfriend and the rest of the people around me." He said taking a hold of Leas hand.
"G..girlfriend!?!" She shuddered "Damn right bitch! Now run along whore!" Lea said waving bye. Then Sakura jumped her slamming her into the ground. "Ow take was my head! Rape! The crazy bitch is trying to rape me!" She screamed as Sakura tried to hit her. "Hey what did I do to you?" "You took my Sasuke-kun!" the bitch yelled
Sasuke then pulled Sakura off of Lea. "Thanks! Can I smack her around now??" she asked him. "One time then we leave her here." "Yay!!!!!" Lea said. She then slapped Sakura one good time and Sasuke went to put her body in some random trashcan.
"Can we go ride the rollercoaster now!!!" Steven whined "Yes now come on!" Lea said running to the coaster.
"Please stay in your seat at all times do not mess with the straps, and now enjoy your ride!" The girl at the stand said as she pressed the button that sat the carts in motion. "Weeee!" Steven yelled as the carts want up the 50 foot hump. Now the carts were at the top. The whole set of them screamed.
Over the other hump, though the ring, and up another hump then back to the place they had started. "Weeeeeeeeeeeee!" Lea said this time! They got out of the carts. Lea and Steven were a little dizzy and Sasuke had to kept Lea up right the same with Gaara and Steven.
They then found their way to the games. "Hey Kell!" Lea yelled. "What?" Kell replied. "I want that giant Sponge Bob doll!" "Why, you hate Sponge Bob." "I know I just want it to cut up and have a fire with it!" "Like you did with my beloved socks?" "Yes!" Lea laughed evilly.
"Uh.. Gaara your sister is scaring me." Steven said moving closer to Gaara. "She scares everyone sometimes." Gaara replied. "Sasu-kun! Will you get me the Sponge Bob doll!?!" "No" "Why not" "Cause your just going to kill it." "So, it'll be fun killing it!" "I'll win you that Chucky doll over there!" Gaara said randomly.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" Lea and Steven screamed. "Naruto will you win the Chucky doll for me!" Kell asked." "Don't do it Naruto" "Ok I'll try." Naruto tried and tried but in the end lost all of his money. "Yay! No evil Chucky doll!" Lea and Steven danced around.
"Hey I'm bored lets go find the Mirror House!" Steven said. "Steven you're not planning what I think you are, are you?" "Yes Lea I am!" He replied with the most evilest smile They've seen on his face. Steven lead the group to the Mirror House.
They enter, Steven runs away from the group they hear him laughing like a madman. "Oh may god…." Lea said. "Gaara do want to know want his life long dream is?" she asked her older brother. "What?" "To run naked in a Mirror House."
Suddenly Steven runs by them naked with a security cop right behind him. "Young Man stop running! Or you and your friends will be kicked out of the park!" "Never!" He yelled.
Gaara slapped his forehead.
10 minutes later
The group was kicked out of the park. "That was fun!" Steven laughed. Everyone had a sweat drop on their foreheads. Then their stomachs rumbled.
"I want Burger King!" Lea yelled. "Is that fine with everyone?" Andy asked. "Yes!"
30 minutes later!
They went in the fast food place and ordered. This is what they got.
Andy: Chicken fries and a coke.
Terri: Cheeseburger and a vanilla milkshake.
Sasuke: Hamburger and coke
Lea: Cheeseburger and chocolate milkshake
Kell: Cheeseburger and strawberry milkshake
Naruto: Chicken sandwich and coke
Steven: Whopper and chocolate milkshake
Gaara: Grilled chicken sandwich and bottle water
5 minutes later
Steven was singing "I gotta whopper! I gotta whopper! Gaara sucked my whopper!" "Steven sit down and stop humiliating my brother!" "Please sit down Steven." Gaara said red faced.
"Ok I will." Steven said kissing Gaara.
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The whole night up and two cups on coffee later tada! Yawn!!!!!!! Well here you people are sorry about the really long update! I made more happen this time. Also next chappie will be called Train Tracks. Hehehe! Well gotta go.
Biclove out!