Disclaimer: I own nothing, nada, not a thing. I just like pulling the strings while the real owners are not looking ^_^
A/N: Okay so recently I've been reading an online yaoi comic called Teahouse by CC and Emily ^_^ if you haven't seen it I suggest you do, there will be a link in my profile. One of the recent pages shows something that I couldn't stop laughing at… So I hope that those who have seen it will like this.
Title: I'll give you a pair of shoes.
Category: Teahouse
Characters: Rory and Mercutio
Summary: Rory asks Mercutio about the gift Reed sent him.
Words: 187
Rory had managed to catch the golden implement after sending Claret to get the only one in the house that knew the most of these things, it had taken a while to turn the thing off as the vibrations made his hands go numb.
"You cal- Oh, My, God! Where did you get that georgeous golden rod? Please tell me it's a gift to me."
Rory turned to face the silver haired man and gulped at the gleam in his eyes as they stayed glued to the golden vibrator that sat innocently on the desk next to the cupcakes.
"It was a gift to me." Rory spoke quietly and waited for the gleam to disappear and the older male to look towards him.
"Could I borrow it when you're done?" Mercutio asked and watched as Rory blushed and turned away.
"That's just sick." Rory looked back and sighed, "I need help. What do I actually do with it?"
Mercutio stood frozen before bursting into laughter, Rory's face turning redder than his hair as some of the other Teahouse worker's arrived to find out what was so funny.