Total Tortimer Island

Episode VIII - Sea Monster in the Tourney


[Screen appears. In the dock, Tortimer appears.]

TORTIMER

Last time, on Total Tortimer Island...

[Series of flashbacks from the previous episode]

TORTIMER

The villagers had to go on an underwater suicide mission. Isabelle tried to be annoying and help Celeste out, while Kapp'n poured out his worthless feelings. In the end, Kicks told Lottie to uphold her end of the deal from a few episodes earlier ultimately sending Nook's Lucky Cats to elimination. In the end, it was Lottie who was eliminated.

[In present day...]

TORTIMER

That pink otter, she's gone. Only 16 remain. Can the remaining contestants anticipate what I'm going to do to them? No, of course, they can't. But that's what makes this job fun. So stay tuned for TOTAL... TORTIMER... ISLAND!

[On the title, camera zooms out twice, fade to black, and opening sequence.]


Sequence 2 - Wednesday - Week 3

[Outside of the Reset Buccaneers' cabin...]

MICHELLE

No, seriously, Celeste? This has got to work out. You, me, and Kicks can all apply instead of Lyle, and send him in a bomb in any seconds. It's a perfect playset, and now it's time to do it.

CELESTE

I said this before, Michelle. I'm not voting off Lyle.

MICHELLE

Why?

CELESTE

We've talked about this, Michelle.

[Celeste leaves. In her confession camera...]

CELESTE

What is it about guys that they haven't so persistence? Gosh.

[In Michelle's confession camera...]

MICHELLE

I don't understand, why Celeste had to vote off Lyle? It's a fool proof a plan. Sure, I don't authorize Cyrus, and he needs to go next. But Lyle is the one trying to vote me off. I hope that Tortimer doesn't have a double elimination, and other way I can get rid of two of the losers at once.

[In reality, inside of the cabin, Timmy, and Tommy talk to each other in beds.]

TIMMY

When I said to Kicks, 'uh, no sweetie.' That would all me.

TOMMY

Okay, Timmy.

TIMMY

And then Brad says, but he's not even your time.

TOMMY

No, he didn't, twin brother.

TIMMY

Yep. Well then I said, well your brother is harder than you.

TOMMY

(laughs) That's funny.

[Celeste enters.]

CELESTE

Hi, guys. What are we talking about?

TOMMY

Timmy is hilarious.

[In Tommy's confession camera...]

TOMMY

I never thought he says, but Timmy is funny, I mean after you get pass from section stories, and creepy, and stress behavior. And who do you think that on has the wise fingers. He's right.

[In reality...]

CELESTE

That's all very good, but I think we need to vote Cyrus off tonight.

TOMMY

Why?

TIMMY

Yeah. Well I said, sit down. Pop your cute little brother's squat. Tell us about it.

CELESTE

Well, I just don't trust him. How on earth does he manage to win the challenge yesterday without our gun?

TOMMY

Maybe, he had that plan?

CELESTE

That's what I'm worried about it. What if his black a plan is to vote one of you off next?

TOMMY

Well, why do we just enjoy our best time while we're here.

CELESTE

Timmy, do you think you can convince Lyle to vote Cyrus tonight?

TIMMY

Yeah, sure thing, sweetie.

TOMMY

Why are you so confident that we're going to lose tonight?

CELESTE

Because, I'm going to throw the challenge.

[In Tommy's confession camera...]

TOMMY

I never thought I'm here with the junior scholar say that. She must really hate Cyrus.

[In Celeste's confession camera...]

CELESTE

Even since Blathers left. I feel more and more confident that I can win this. But, not if Cyrus' around. He needs to hit the dock of shame now. If they're in the challenge is the way to do it, then so be it.

[In reality, outside of Nook's Lucky Cats...]

DIGBY

Okay, sis, what are we going to do in the next challenge?

ISABELLE

Seriously, bro, I don't know what are we doing.

DIGBY

I hope there must be that challenge.

ISABELLE

Why don't you take your coat off.

DIGBY

I hope it's getting cold.

ISABELLE

Can you feel your body temperature?

[On the other side...]

KAPP'N

I don't want to!

REESE

Come on, Kapp'n, buddy old pal. Let's play some bomb.

KAPP'N

I don't want to!

BRAD

Would you just calm down that kappa?

KAPP'N

I'm not a kappa, I'm a mummy.

[Reese gasps in terror.]

REESE

Can I be a mummy, too? (imitates mummy) UGH! I'm a nasty mummy. I'm gonna eat your brains of the dish.

KAPP'N

A mummy!

[Kapp'n screams with terror, and runs away while pushing Brad out of the way. Inside of Roost Cafeteria...]

REDD

Hey, Mr. Resetti, I seriously think we should consider voting out Brad. He's beginning to really get on my nerves.

MR. RESETTI

Yeah, whatever, man. Just don't tell I'm part of it.

REDD

Stop being so lazy. If the rest of the team finds out you ate the cocoa bean, and fruit snacks, and all you do around campus reset, and sleep. Then you're going to be the next one gone. And, I need you to help me get rid of-

MR. RESETTI

Crazy Redd, you talk too much. Now go away! SCRAM!

REDD

Geez!

TOM NOOK

What's going on?

REDD

It's Mr. Resetti's reset button.

[Redd runs away with fear, then Isabelle enters.]

ISABELLE

And how are you holding up, Tom?

TOM NOOK

Oh, hey, Isabelle. I didn't even know. You knew I existed.

ISABELLE

For some reason you don't really blend into the shadows anymore.

TOM NOOK

Sweet! I'm known.

ISABELLE

I guess you are. So are you in Digby's Alliance?

TOM NOOK

I hadn't really considered it. If it'll get rid of Brad, then I'm all in.

ISABELLE

Cool. Welcome to the team.

[In Tom Nook's confession camera...]

TOM NOOK

It feels so great to finally be noticed on this team. Now, I can pull my weight and show my twins I'm not a worthless piece of the Nooklings meat. Nookway fans, here I come.

[In reality, Tortimer's voice comes from the P.A.]

TORTIMER

It's challenge time.

[The two teams groan.]

TORTIMER

Hey, stop your laziness. I feeding you losers.

DIGBY

Do we really need to make another joke about horrible the food is?

TORTIMER

Just about to touch, and break the fourth wall.

MR. RESETTI

Yeah! Fourth wall broken.


Sequence 3

[In the docks...]

TORTIMER

Today's challenge is Fishing Tourney.

BRAD

Fishing Tourney? That's my favorite.

TORTIMER

Chip?

[Chip enters.]

ISABELLE

Oh gosh, he is so cool.

[In Isabelle's confession camera...]

ISABELLE

I'm so lucky that beaver named Chip is hosting the challenge. We're gonna catch some fish. If we get a lot of fish. We win. Although, Digby is sure how to win this.

[In reality...]

CHIP

You are all welcomed to the Fishing Tourney. So, you must get a fishing pole for any of your team.

[Chip gives sixteen fishing rods for the villagers.]

CHIP

You must release the line to cast. If there is a bite, you must reel the line back in. There are many kinds of fish around the ocean. I will check the fish to see the one is larger.

TORTIMER

Okay teams, so you have thirty minutes to compete the Tourney. When your time is up, Chip will check the fish to see how many pounds. First team to finish with the most number of pounds, wins invincibility, and the Tourney will end. If you lose the Tourney, you must go to the campfire ceremony, and lose one member. Got it?

ALL VILLAGERS

Yes.

CHIP

Let the Tourney begin!

[With the Reset Buccaneers...]

MICHELLE

Okay, it's time to cast the lines.

CELESTE

But, Michelle, have you tried to go fishing?

MICHELLE

Yeah, Celeste. We have only thirty minutes on the clock. If we lose, I'm voting off Cyrus.

CELESTE

But how is he wicked?

MICHELLE

No questions asked.

TIMMY

Can you try to hear a bite?

TOMMY

No, Timmy, I haven't heard of the bite.

TIMMY

Can we try to hunt for food?

TOMMY

No, please.

[In Tommy's confession camera...]

TOMMY

Why did Timmy say that something is coming from the underwater. I hope that he is going home tonight. What a grief.

[In reality, with Nook's Lucky Cats...]

BRAD

Okay, let's cast.

[They cast their lines.]

TOM NOOK

I hope the twins are getting too little for catching a fish.

REDD

Don't be sassy, Tom. We are going to catch a fish.

TOM NOOK

Come on. Why are we catching too much?

REDD

Because, that's the way that someone has a bite.

[In Redd's confession camera...]

REDD

Another boring day that Tom Nook is getting to catch a fish. But, also, I've been tried to deal with it. If we lose this challenge, I will vote off Tom. It's so nasty.

[In reality... Mr. Resetti hears a bite.]

MR. RESETTI

Oh, look. It's a bite.

REESE

Whoa! A bite!

BRAD

Reel them in.

[Mr. Resetti, and Reese pull the line and two fish come out.]

CHIP

I see a butterfly fish, and a tuna. They weigh at 4 pounds, and 8 pounds respectively.

MICHELLE

Ahh! Come on.

[Cyrus, and Kicks hear a bite.]

KICKS

I got one, mate.

CYRUS

I will get you.

[They catch two more fish.]

CHIP

Let's see... I see a seahorse weighs at 1 pound. And a turkey fish at 7 pounds.

KICKS

CRIKEY!

[In Kicks' confession camera...]

KICKS

AW! GEEZ! I caught a seahorse. No way, I'm losing the challenge. I will catch salmon to eat. I think I'm going to spray myself.

[In reality...]

KAPP'N

Aye, buckle. I love those fish. (pulls up the fish) YEAH!

CHIP

Kapp'n, you caught a squid at 16 pounds.

KAPP'N

Great!

[Lyle hears a bite.]

LYLE

Oh look, here's a bite.

MICHELLE

Come on, reel it in!

[Lyle catches a fish.]

CHIP

It's a pufferfish at 20 pounds.

LYLE

OW! Very poisonous.

[In Lyle's confession camera...]

LYLE

So, I got a pufferfish. It was poisonous. I hope I lost my niece, Lottie yesterday. Well, I'm gonna win this challenge once and for all.

[In reality...]

TORTIMER

You have fifteen minutes left.

BRAD

We must catch more fish faster.

ISABELLE

I'm trying.

BRAD

We have no time to lose.

[Isabelle catches a fish.]

CHIP

Awesome. It's a ray fish at 31 pounds.

ISABELLE

YAY!

DIGBY

Come on. COME ON!

[Digby catches another fish.]

CHIP

I hope it is a football fish at 28 pounds.

DIGBY

Not bad.

[K. K. Slider catches a fish.]

K. K. SLIDER

Well, Chip, what is it?

CHIP

It's an ocean sunfish at 43 pounds.

K. K. SLIDER

Great.

[Tom Nook catches a fish.]

TOM NOOK

AHH! A shark!

CHIP

A shark? It weighs about 75 pounds.

[In Tom Nook's confession camera...]

TOM NOOK

Oh my gosh. Look. It was a shark. It's coming to get me! AHH!

[In reality...]

TORTIMER

You have five minutes left.

MICHELLE

Hurry up.

[Cyrus catches another fish.]

CHIP

It's an oarfish at 60 pounds.

CYRUS

Very interesting.

[Brad catches a fish.]

CHIP

Oh my gosh! It's a whale shark at 200 pounds.

BRAD

Incredible!

TORTIMER

You have one minute left.

[Tommy catches a fish.]

TOMMY

Yeah. I got one.

CHIP

It's a hammerhead shark at 140 pounds.

TIMMY

I got this one.

[Mr. Resetti gets a huge fish.]

MR. RESETTI

WOW!

CHIP

HOLY FISH SCHTICKS! It's a coelacanth at 201 pounds.

MR. RESETTI

YES!

[Timmy reels the line to reveal a giant kraken,]

TIMMY

What is that?!

TOMMY

It's gigantic!

CHIP

I have never seen this one before.

[The Kraken gets very angry. Its tentacle grabs Timmy, and throws away into the cabin.]

TOMMY

TIMMY!

TORTIMER

Time's up. Rods down!

MICHELLE

Aw. Great!

[At the winning ceremony...]

TORTIMER

So the Fishing Tourney is now ended. Chip, can you review the fish how many pounds in grand total?

CHIP

Yes.

[Chip measures the fish for the grand total.]

CHIP

So, the results are in. Reset Buccaneers, your caught fish measured in a grand total of 356 pounds.

MICHELLE

That's okay.

CHIP

And for Nook's Lucky Cats, your caught fish measured in a grand total of 555 pounds.

TORTIMER

Which means, Nook's Lucky Cats have won invincibility. Enjoy your meal.

MR. RESETTI

Finally.

TORTIMER

Reset Buccaneers, you are going to the campfire ceremony, and lose one member.

MICHELLE

AW! GEEZ! We lost!

TOMMY

Timmy, where are you?

[In Tommy's confession camera...]

TOMMY

Oh no, we lost. I don't know where Timmy is. That monster had attacked him. It was so depressed.


Sequence 4

[At the campfire ceremony...]

TORTIMER

Once again, Reset Buccaneers, you have failed the challenge. Tommy, where's Timmy?

TOMMY

He's coming.

TIMMY

Wait. I'm coming. Sorry, I'm late.

TORTIMER

No, you're on time. So, what have happened to try to catch a fish?

TIMMY

I was fishing to catch one, but then there was a huge sea monster called the kraken.

TORTIMER

A Kraken? What is it?

TIMMY

A gigantic octopus with 70 feet long, weighing at 1,000 pounds. The sea monster attacked me with its tentacle, and threw me into the cabin below.

TORTIMER

Is that possible?

MICHELLE

There's no such thing as a kraken.

TORTIMER

Okay, we are changing elimination positions. Now, each of you say to vote off one member of your team, while we bringing you to go live with confession camera. Good Luck.

[In Michelle's confession camera.]

MICHELLE

I'm gonna vote off Timmy, because that huge monster made him lose.

[In Celeste's confession camera...]

CELESTE

I hope that Cyrus treated me like this. So, I'm voting off Timmy.

[In K. K. Slider's confession camera...]

K. K. SLIDER

Timmy.

[In Timmy's confession camera...]

TIMMY

Michelle.

[In Tommy's confession camera...]

TOMMY

So, if that said, my brother was being attacked by this kraken, but I'm going to vote off Cyrus.

[In Kicks' confession camera...]

KICKS

Tommy.

[In Cyrus' confession camera...]

CYRUS

Oh man, that monster had attacked that little raccoon. So, I've voted for Michelle.

[In Lyle's confession camera...]

LYLE

If there is one person who got voted off right now, it is Timmy, because that monster attacked him. So, I voted him off now.

[In reality...]

TORTIMER

Okay, that's it, villagers. So, you have received four votes against Timmy, two votes against Michelle, and one vote for Tommy, and Cyrus. That means, Timmy, I'm sorry, but you have been eliminated.

MICHELLE

That was too close.

TOMMY

No, my brother. Timmy.

[In the dock of shame...]

TOMMY

Timmy, I'm gonna miss you.

TIMMY

Me too, Tommy, I'm going back to the Nookling Junction.

TORTIMER

So, Timmy, do you have any last words?

TIMMY

My brother will come back to me at the Nookling Junction if Tommy was eliminated next.

TOMMY

Good bye, Timmy, take care.

TORTIMER

Fire the cannon, Brewster.

TIMMY

GOOD-BYE!

[On 'good-bye' the cannon blasts Timmy off from Tortimer Island.]

TORTIMER

Good grief. Now, what will happen in the next episode? Will Tommy be eliminated next? Can Celeste hang out with Isabelle? Will Chip leave Tortimer Island now? Tune in next time for an exciting episode of TOTAL... TORTIMER... ISLAND!

[The camera zooms out twice, fade to black, and credits roll.]

TO BE CONTINUED...