Total Tortimer Island
Episode VIII - Sea Monster in the Tourney
[Screen appears. In the dock, Tortimer appears.]
TORTIMER
Last time, on Total Tortimer Island...
[Series of flashbacks from the previous episode]
TORTIMER
The villagers had to go on an underwater suicide mission. Isabelle tried to be annoying and help Celeste out, while Kapp'n poured out his worthless feelings. In the end, Kicks told Lottie to uphold her end of the deal from a few episodes earlier ultimately sending Nook's Lucky Cats to elimination. In the end, it was Lottie who was eliminated.
[In present day...]
TORTIMER
That pink otter, she's gone. Only 16 remain. Can the remaining contestants anticipate what I'm going to do to them? No, of course, they can't. But that's what makes this job fun. So stay tuned for TOTAL... TORTIMER... ISLAND!
[On the title, camera zooms out twice, fade to black, and opening sequence.]
Sequence 2 - Wednesday - Week 3
[Outside of the Reset Buccaneers' cabin...]
MICHELLE
No, seriously, Celeste? This has got to work out. You, me, and Kicks can all apply instead of Lyle, and send him in a bomb in any seconds. It's a perfect playset, and now it's time to do it.
CELESTE
I said this before, Michelle. I'm not voting off Lyle.
MICHELLE
Why?
CELESTE
We've talked about this, Michelle.
[Celeste leaves. In her confession camera...]
CELESTE
What is it about guys that they haven't so persistence? Gosh.
[In Michelle's confession camera...]
MICHELLE
I don't understand, why Celeste had to vote off Lyle? It's a fool proof a plan. Sure, I don't authorize Cyrus, and he needs to go next. But Lyle is the one trying to vote me off. I hope that Tortimer doesn't have a double elimination, and other way I can get rid of two of the losers at once.
[In reality, inside of the cabin, Timmy, and Tommy talk to each other in beds.]
TIMMY
When I said to Kicks, 'uh, no sweetie.' That would all me.
TOMMY
Okay, Timmy.
TIMMY
And then Brad says, but he's not even your time.
TOMMY
No, he didn't, twin brother.
TIMMY
Yep. Well then I said, well your brother is harder than you.
TOMMY
(laughs) That's funny.
[Celeste enters.]
CELESTE
Hi, guys. What are we talking about?
TOMMY
Timmy is hilarious.
[In Tommy's confession camera...]
TOMMY
I never thought he says, but Timmy is funny, I mean after you get pass from section stories, and creepy, and stress behavior. And who do you think that on has the wise fingers. He's right.
[In reality...]
CELESTE
That's all very good, but I think we need to vote Cyrus off tonight.
TOMMY
Why?
TIMMY
Yeah. Well I said, sit down. Pop your cute little brother's squat. Tell us about it.
CELESTE
Well, I just don't trust him. How on earth does he manage to win the challenge yesterday without our gun?
TOMMY
Maybe, he had that plan?
CELESTE
That's what I'm worried about it. What if his black a plan is to vote one of you off next?
TOMMY
Well, why do we just enjoy our best time while we're here.
CELESTE
Timmy, do you think you can convince Lyle to vote Cyrus tonight?
TIMMY
Yeah, sure thing, sweetie.
TOMMY
Why are you so confident that we're going to lose tonight?
CELESTE
Because, I'm going to throw the challenge.
[In Tommy's confession camera...]
TOMMY
I never thought I'm here with the junior scholar say that. She must really hate Cyrus.
[In Celeste's confession camera...]
CELESTE
Even since Blathers left. I feel more and more confident that I can win this. But, not if Cyrus' around. He needs to hit the dock of shame now. If they're in the challenge is the way to do it, then so be it.
[In reality, outside of Nook's Lucky Cats...]
DIGBY
Okay, sis, what are we going to do in the next challenge?
ISABELLE
Seriously, bro, I don't know what are we doing.
DIGBY
I hope there must be that challenge.
ISABELLE
Why don't you take your coat off.
DIGBY
I hope it's getting cold.
ISABELLE
Can you feel your body temperature?
[On the other side...]
KAPP'N
I don't want to!
REESE
Come on, Kapp'n, buddy old pal. Let's play some bomb.
KAPP'N
I don't want to!
BRAD
Would you just calm down that kappa?
KAPP'N
I'm not a kappa, I'm a mummy.
[Reese gasps in terror.]
REESE
Can I be a mummy, too? (imitates mummy) UGH! I'm a nasty mummy. I'm gonna eat your brains of the dish.
KAPP'N
A mummy!
[Kapp'n screams with terror, and runs away while pushing Brad out of the way. Inside of Roost Cafeteria...]
REDD
Hey, Mr. Resetti, I seriously think we should consider voting out Brad. He's beginning to really get on my nerves.
MR. RESETTI
Yeah, whatever, man. Just don't tell I'm part of it.
REDD
Stop being so lazy. If the rest of the team finds out you ate the cocoa bean, and fruit snacks, and all you do around campus reset, and sleep. Then you're going to be the next one gone. And, I need you to help me get rid of-
MR. RESETTI
Crazy Redd, you talk too much. Now go away! SCRAM!
REDD
Geez!
TOM NOOK
What's going on?
REDD
It's Mr. Resetti's reset button.
[Redd runs away with fear, then Isabelle enters.]
ISABELLE
And how are you holding up, Tom?
TOM NOOK
Oh, hey, Isabelle. I didn't even know. You knew I existed.
ISABELLE
For some reason you don't really blend into the shadows anymore.
TOM NOOK
Sweet! I'm known.
ISABELLE
I guess you are. So are you in Digby's Alliance?
TOM NOOK
I hadn't really considered it. If it'll get rid of Brad, then I'm all in.
ISABELLE
Cool. Welcome to the team.
[In Tom Nook's confession camera...]
TOM NOOK
It feels so great to finally be noticed on this team. Now, I can pull my weight and show my twins I'm not a worthless piece of the Nooklings meat. Nookway fans, here I come.
[In reality, Tortimer's voice comes from the P.A.]
TORTIMER
It's challenge time.
[The two teams groan.]
TORTIMER
Hey, stop your laziness. I feeding you losers.
DIGBY
Do we really need to make another joke about horrible the food is?
TORTIMER
Just about to touch, and break the fourth wall.
MR. RESETTI
Yeah! Fourth wall broken.
Sequence 3
[In the docks...]
TORTIMER
Today's challenge is Fishing Tourney.
BRAD
Fishing Tourney? That's my favorite.
TORTIMER
Chip?
[Chip enters.]
ISABELLE
Oh gosh, he is so cool.
[In Isabelle's confession camera...]
ISABELLE
I'm so lucky that beaver named Chip is hosting the challenge. We're gonna catch some fish. If we get a lot of fish. We win. Although, Digby is sure how to win this.
[In reality...]
CHIP
You are all welcomed to the Fishing Tourney. So, you must get a fishing pole for any of your team.
[Chip gives sixteen fishing rods for the villagers.]
CHIP
You must release the line to cast. If there is a bite, you must reel the line back in. There are many kinds of fish around the ocean. I will check the fish to see the one is larger.
TORTIMER
Okay teams, so you have thirty minutes to compete the Tourney. When your time is up, Chip will check the fish to see how many pounds. First team to finish with the most number of pounds, wins invincibility, and the Tourney will end. If you lose the Tourney, you must go to the campfire ceremony, and lose one member. Got it?
ALL VILLAGERS
Yes.
CHIP
Let the Tourney begin!
[With the Reset Buccaneers...]
MICHELLE
Okay, it's time to cast the lines.
CELESTE
But, Michelle, have you tried to go fishing?
MICHELLE
Yeah, Celeste. We have only thirty minutes on the clock. If we lose, I'm voting off Cyrus.
CELESTE
But how is he wicked?
MICHELLE
No questions asked.
TIMMY
Can you try to hear a bite?
TOMMY
No, Timmy, I haven't heard of the bite.
TIMMY
Can we try to hunt for food?
TOMMY
No, please.
[In Tommy's confession camera...]
TOMMY
Why did Timmy say that something is coming from the underwater. I hope that he is going home tonight. What a grief.
[In reality, with Nook's Lucky Cats...]
BRAD
Okay, let's cast.
[They cast their lines.]
TOM NOOK
I hope the twins are getting too little for catching a fish.
REDD
Don't be sassy, Tom. We are going to catch a fish.
TOM NOOK
Come on. Why are we catching too much?
REDD
Because, that's the way that someone has a bite.
[In Redd's confession camera...]
REDD
Another boring day that Tom Nook is getting to catch a fish. But, also, I've been tried to deal with it. If we lose this challenge, I will vote off Tom. It's so nasty.
[In reality... Mr. Resetti hears a bite.]
MR. RESETTI
Oh, look. It's a bite.
REESE
Whoa! A bite!
BRAD
Reel them in.
[Mr. Resetti, and Reese pull the line and two fish come out.]
CHIP
I see a butterfly fish, and a tuna. They weigh at 4 pounds, and 8 pounds respectively.
MICHELLE
Ahh! Come on.
[Cyrus, and Kicks hear a bite.]
KICKS
I got one, mate.
CYRUS
I will get you.
[They catch two more fish.]
CHIP
Let's see... I see a seahorse weighs at 1 pound. And a turkey fish at 7 pounds.
KICKS
CRIKEY!
[In Kicks' confession camera...]
KICKS
AW! GEEZ! I caught a seahorse. No way, I'm losing the challenge. I will catch salmon to eat. I think I'm going to spray myself.
[In reality...]
KAPP'N
Aye, buckle. I love those fish. (pulls up the fish) YEAH!
CHIP
Kapp'n, you caught a squid at 16 pounds.
KAPP'N
Great!
[Lyle hears a bite.]
LYLE
Oh look, here's a bite.
MICHELLE
Come on, reel it in!
[Lyle catches a fish.]
CHIP
It's a pufferfish at 20 pounds.
LYLE
OW! Very poisonous.
[In Lyle's confession camera...]
LYLE
So, I got a pufferfish. It was poisonous. I hope I lost my niece, Lottie yesterday. Well, I'm gonna win this challenge once and for all.
[In reality...]
TORTIMER
You have fifteen minutes left.
BRAD
We must catch more fish faster.
ISABELLE
I'm trying.
BRAD
We have no time to lose.
[Isabelle catches a fish.]
CHIP
Awesome. It's a ray fish at 31 pounds.
ISABELLE
YAY!
DIGBY
Come on. COME ON!
[Digby catches another fish.]
CHIP
I hope it is a football fish at 28 pounds.
DIGBY
Not bad.
[K. K. Slider catches a fish.]
K. K. SLIDER
Well, Chip, what is it?
CHIP
It's an ocean sunfish at 43 pounds.
K. K. SLIDER
Great.
[Tom Nook catches a fish.]
TOM NOOK
AHH! A shark!
CHIP
A shark? It weighs about 75 pounds.
[In Tom Nook's confession camera...]
TOM NOOK
Oh my gosh. Look. It was a shark. It's coming to get me! AHH!
[In reality...]
TORTIMER
You have five minutes left.
MICHELLE
Hurry up.
[Cyrus catches another fish.]
CHIP
It's an oarfish at 60 pounds.
CYRUS
Very interesting.
[Brad catches a fish.]
CHIP
Oh my gosh! It's a whale shark at 200 pounds.
BRAD
Incredible!
TORTIMER
You have one minute left.
[Tommy catches a fish.]
TOMMY
Yeah. I got one.
CHIP
It's a hammerhead shark at 140 pounds.
TIMMY
I got this one.
[Mr. Resetti gets a huge fish.]
MR. RESETTI
WOW!
CHIP
HOLY FISH SCHTICKS! It's a coelacanth at 201 pounds.
MR. RESETTI
YES!
[Timmy reels the line to reveal a giant kraken,]
TIMMY
What is that?!
TOMMY
It's gigantic!
CHIP
I have never seen this one before.
[The Kraken gets very angry. Its tentacle grabs Timmy, and throws away into the cabin.]
TOMMY
TIMMY!
TORTIMER
Time's up. Rods down!
MICHELLE
Aw. Great!
[At the winning ceremony...]
TORTIMER
So the Fishing Tourney is now ended. Chip, can you review the fish how many pounds in grand total?
CHIP
Yes.
[Chip measures the fish for the grand total.]
CHIP
So, the results are in. Reset Buccaneers, your caught fish measured in a grand total of 356 pounds.
MICHELLE
That's okay.
CHIP
And for Nook's Lucky Cats, your caught fish measured in a grand total of 555 pounds.
TORTIMER
Which means, Nook's Lucky Cats have won invincibility. Enjoy your meal.
MR. RESETTI
Finally.
TORTIMER
Reset Buccaneers, you are going to the campfire ceremony, and lose one member.
MICHELLE
AW! GEEZ! We lost!
TOMMY
Timmy, where are you?
[In Tommy's confession camera...]
TOMMY
Oh no, we lost. I don't know where Timmy is. That monster had attacked him. It was so depressed.
Sequence 4
[At the campfire ceremony...]
TORTIMER
Once again, Reset Buccaneers, you have failed the challenge. Tommy, where's Timmy?
TOMMY
He's coming.
TIMMY
Wait. I'm coming. Sorry, I'm late.
TORTIMER
No, you're on time. So, what have happened to try to catch a fish?
TIMMY
I was fishing to catch one, but then there was a huge sea monster called the kraken.
TORTIMER
A Kraken? What is it?
TIMMY
A gigantic octopus with 70 feet long, weighing at 1,000 pounds. The sea monster attacked me with its tentacle, and threw me into the cabin below.
TORTIMER
Is that possible?
MICHELLE
There's no such thing as a kraken.
TORTIMER
Okay, we are changing elimination positions. Now, each of you say to vote off one member of your team, while we bringing you to go live with confession camera. Good Luck.
[In Michelle's confession camera.]
MICHELLE
I'm gonna vote off Timmy, because that huge monster made him lose.
[In Celeste's confession camera...]
CELESTE
I hope that Cyrus treated me like this. So, I'm voting off Timmy.
[In K. K. Slider's confession camera...]
K. K. SLIDER
Timmy.
[In Timmy's confession camera...]
TIMMY
Michelle.
[In Tommy's confession camera...]
TOMMY
So, if that said, my brother was being attacked by this kraken, but I'm going to vote off Cyrus.
[In Kicks' confession camera...]
KICKS
Tommy.
[In Cyrus' confession camera...]
CYRUS
Oh man, that monster had attacked that little raccoon. So, I've voted for Michelle.
[In Lyle's confession camera...]
LYLE
If there is one person who got voted off right now, it is Timmy, because that monster attacked him. So, I voted him off now.
[In reality...]
TORTIMER
Okay, that's it, villagers. So, you have received four votes against Timmy, two votes against Michelle, and one vote for Tommy, and Cyrus. That means, Timmy, I'm sorry, but you have been eliminated.
MICHELLE
That was too close.
TOMMY
No, my brother. Timmy.
[In the dock of shame...]
TOMMY
Timmy, I'm gonna miss you.
TIMMY
Me too, Tommy, I'm going back to the Nookling Junction.
TORTIMER
So, Timmy, do you have any last words?
TIMMY
My brother will come back to me at the Nookling Junction if Tommy was eliminated next.
TOMMY
Good bye, Timmy, take care.
TORTIMER
Fire the cannon, Brewster.
TIMMY
GOOD-BYE!
[On 'good-bye' the cannon blasts Timmy off from Tortimer Island.]
TORTIMER
Good grief. Now, what will happen in the next episode? Will Tommy be eliminated next? Can Celeste hang out with Isabelle? Will Chip leave Tortimer Island now? Tune in next time for an exciting episode of TOTAL... TORTIMER... ISLAND!
[The camera zooms out twice, fade to black, and credits roll.]
TO BE CONTINUED...
