Chapter 10
Yeah here it is. Took longer than I wanted but I was lazy this week (Didn't feel like even being in front of the pc). I did watch Naruto and now I finally know what Deidara is like XD He fits the Deidara I made. Sorry I didn't put this chapter up Sunday. We had so many damn problems here. Internet was off on Sunday and Monday we didn't have any power that's why this chapter is so short or it would have taken me longer to update. I update every sunday if Im not lazy during the week
"Is it edible?" Kankuro stabbed the brown thing with his fork.
"YES! FOR THE LAST TIME!" Temari yelled at her younger brother. She glared at him because for the past 5 minutes Kankuro was busy commenting on her food and asking stupid questions like that. Kankuro was acting like it was some kind of poison invested food. "It wont kill you, EAT IT!"
"What was it again?" Kankuro asked trying to figure out what the brown thing surrounded by green stuff was. He flipped the brown thing over. "no use. Its still hard and black-ish on this side" Kankuro muttered to himself.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Temari screamed. "Its steak and vegetables!" She glared at the make up faced boy. "The brown thing is the meat and the green is the peas you stupid whiney boy!!!!" Temari was losing it by screaming and pulling at her hair at the same time. Gaara silently sat in his seat looking at the food then at his knife and then at Kankuro, he wasn't saying anything during the whole commotion.
Temari had specially prepared a nice well cooked steak and some delicious vegetables for her siblings on this Friday evening. She saw a recipe in her recipe book that looked delicious but too bad her food and that of the picture looked way different from each other. She even bought the steak and vegetables in the afternoon when they all went shopping with Sakura. Temari groaned so much for her steak with peas, rice and carrots.
"I want both of you to eat up. Your growing boys who need nitration" Temari smiled picking up her fork. 'As well try it first so that they can see If I kill over' She was about to stab some meat when the telephone rang. "I'll be right back" Temari stood up from her seat and walked over the telephone that stood in the living room situated on the other side of the dining room. She grabbed the telephone from next to the television. "Hello, Temari speaking"
"Hey Temari its Sakura" Sakura's voice rang from the telephone. Some cursing was in the background followed by a 'ooof' sound.
"Hey Sakura…wait.…….GAARA put that down!" Temari watched as Gaara evilly smirked at Kankuro while pointing his very sharp knife at the boy.
"But im hungry" Gaara complained, pouting.
"Eat your food then" Temari replied forgetting that she still had the telephone next to her ear. Seriously if you knew Gaara you would make sure to watch him.
"No, I want to eat him!" Gaara pointed his knife to Kankuro again.
"What no way! Get away from me you psychotic child" Kankuro yelled jumping away from Gaara and his knife. "Im not nutritious. Im fatty and that's bad for you!"
"GAARA PUT AWAY THAT KNIFE" Temari ran toward them, the phone fell to the ground.
"COME BACK Here FOOD" Gaara's voice filled the whole kitchen area as he ran after Kankuro with his knife and fork in his hands.
"TEMARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" Kankuro screamed jumping over a table to get away from him. He successfully knocked over some plated, knocking them to the ground where they crashed onto the floor.
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Sakura stood in the bowling alley there with the phone in her hand. She stood with her mouth agape as their screaming and yelling sounded through the earpiece. Sasori even stopped trying to Strangle Deidara. They both looked confused as they starred at the cell phone in Sakura's hand.
"Gaara how many times have I told you not to point sharp things at your brother." Temari shouted.
"Yeah you tell him, Tem" Kankuro's voice sounded in the background.
"Im going to eat him..now" Gaara said.
"Eeeeeek" Kankuro's voice sounded through out the whole house and the phone. "Get away from you psychotic freak!"
"hehehhe Kanky meat" Gaara's voice sounded so childish and psycho. "Im going to eat you!" It sounded like a few tables and plates smashed against the floor again.
"TEMARI SAVE ME FROM THE SPAWN OF SATAN!!" Kankuro yelled. Tears animatedly streaming down his face.
"Don't eat our brother, eat the nice food that I made" Came Temari's voice.
"Gaara, no eating me, I know her food sucks but AHHHHH" Kankuro screamed
"What did you say!" Temari's voice sounded full force through the cell phone.
"SHIT!!!!" Kankuro's voice screamed. "Gaara save me from the Psycho pissed off sister" A lot of screaming and crashing noises followed. A door opened and closed followed by the door opening and closing again. Laughing sounded through out the house and the phone that was still in Sakura's hand.
"Temari cant talk right now she's busy chasing Kankuro down the street with a fan" A voice said.
"Gaara?" Sakura asked shocked and somewhat freaked out..
"Yea" Gaara answered in his normal voice.
"Its Sakura" She blinked a few times to get back to normal. Deidara and Sasori even started to fight again.
"Hey, Sakura. Temari will be back soon. It usually does not take long for her to catch Kankuro and beat the living shit out of him"
"O…..kay. Anyway I just wanted to ask her if you three wanted to do some bowling with me and my equal nuts friends." Sakura smiled at the looks that Deidara and Kisame shot her. "Its not anyone you know so don't worry."
"Ok. I'll tell her that" Screams sounded in the background with a door opening. "Hey Sakura! Well definitely be there" Temari screamed in the phone "C YA!" With that Temari ended the call.
Sakura stared at the phone in her hand while rubbing her now sore ear.
"Hey Sakura?" Kisame called looking at her. Sakura looked up at him as a reply.
"They sound like fun" He smirked.
"They sound scary" Deidara muttered.
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Itachi sighted as he nodded at the Manager. Who knew that one guy could complain thus much? Itachi felt like he was at a psychologist's office. The man was telling Itachi all about his problems and how teenagers trashes his place every time they come here.
"And how do you feel about that" Itachi smirked. He knew that was about the only thing a psychologist could say. They were very useless in his opinion.
"I feel so depressed and useless" The man cried falling to his knees. " I cant take this anymore"
"Then take off for the night. Take a nice long nap and in the morning everything will be better" The man watched Itachi nod at him through tear filled eyes.
"ok" He stood up from the floor. "I guess your right…….Im just going to go home" In a daze like motion the Manager left everything just like it is. He even left his jacket that hung in his office and walked out of the bowling alley to his car where he got in and drove home.
"Itachi, the trickster" Kisame laughed patting him on the back "Just like high school" Itachi glared at Kisame. The big guy never knew that his pats were hard enough to make anyone spit out their heart with the force of the pat.
"Yeah, Itachi still got it. Remember how he use to get us out of Detention?" Deidara laughed. He was still laying on the ground underneath Sasori's feet.
"That you got us in, in the first place" Sasori shot at him. He added some pressure to Deidara under his feet so that the blond could get the message.
"Tch, whatever. Its not my fault" Deidara layed relaxed on the ground. Deidara was one of those people that couldn't feel if people his him or notice when people wanted him to either shut up or kill him. The blond just didn't care enough to notice anything. This usually pissed people off.
"Of course its your bloody fault! You are always the one blowing up shit!" Sasori stepped on the blond again.
"They deserved it, yeah. People who call me a girl look alike is destined to get blown up" Deidara sulked.
"Cut your hair" Kisame said.
"Are you mad! My hair is too beautiful and shiny to cut." Deidara whined "Ask Itachi, yeah! Hair is better when its longer"
"Its true" Itachi shrugged. "Imagine if I cut my hair, It would stand up like Sasuke's"
"Juvy would have been so interesting if you had a chickens ass on your head for hair. You would definitely have gotten loads of boyfriends there." Kisame laughed. "Like Deidara! He was everyone's bitch"
"Grrrrrr, your dead asshole" Deidara jumped to his feet, tackling Kisame. He sat on Kisame with his hands around the big guys throat. " I will never be anyone's bitch, yeah!" He hit Kisame head against the floor.
"Deidara!" Sakura stood there watching the blond with eyes as wide as plates.
"Don't worry. Deidara use to do this all the time in Juvy." Sasori said smirking "They always picked on him for looking like a chick"
"Deidara was the second most in solitude confinement than anyone else. He always got into fights and usually send his opponent to the hospital wing" Itachi added.
"Get off me you drag Queen!" Kisame yelled trying to kick the blond off him.
"Oh no you didn't, fish sticks!" Deidara retorted.
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Temari, Kankuro and Gaara climbed out of the Jeep. A man walked past them muttering something to himself as he almost ran to his car.
"Wasn't that the manager?" Kankuro asked.
"Yeah that was" Gaara sighted "I saw his name tag when he passed the street light next to the car" He added.
"Sakura's friends sounds like a blast" Temari smirked.
The Sabaku siblings made their way to the entrance. Gaara was dressed in his straight jacket with baggy black pants and red sneakers ehile Kankuro was dressed in simple black baggy pants, white sneakers and a white T-shirt. Temari was dressed in a purple dress with fishnet stockings on and Gothic boots. They all heard screaming and yelling as they approached the entrance.
"That voice sounds familiar" Temari said.
"Please don't say its him" Gaara groaned.
All 3 of them stood there watching the scene in front of him. Gaara physically rolled his eyes at Deidara. 'Someone hates me' Gaara thought.
"Hey Sakura!" Temari yelled, walking up to the pink head. Kankuro and Gaara followed her. Kankuro waved a greeting to Sakura while Gaara just nodded.
"Temari, Kankuro and Gaara!" Sakura smiled "Glad you could all make it" Sakura added.
"Itachi, Sasori, Kisame, Blondie" Gaara nodded in greeting. Deidara stopped trying to kill Kisame. He looked up at the new arriving party with his bright blue eyes.
"Gaarie poo" Deidara smiled.
"Haven't you died already Deidara?" Gaara groaned.
"Hehehe funny, Gaarie poo" Deidara mocked.
"Want me to show you funny?" Gaara glared at the blond. "Call me that again!" Gaara hissed.
"And they're at it again" Temari sighted. "Gaara why do you and Deidara always fight when you are near each other?" She asked. "You guys fight even more than Sasori and Deidara."
"Gaara is a wet blanked!" Deidara whined "He's never fun unless he wants to hurt me"
"And Deidara is a pain in the ass." Gaara said.
"You all know each other?" Sakura asked surprised. She didn't think in a million years that her friends all know each other. Itachi, Sasori, Deidara and Kisame never got along with any of her friends. They usually scared them all off of made them think about suicide, whatever one was faster.
"You know when I told you about Deidara being the second person who was the most in solitude confinement in juvy?" Itachi asked.
"Yeah" Sakura answered.
"Gaara was always in solitude confinement for beating up everyone there" Sasori said.
"We all survived together in juvy, Yeah" Deidara smiled. "We were actually all in the special Psychiatric ward there where all the mentally disturbed kiddies went to" He added.
"Wait, Gaara you were in Juvy ?"
"Yeah. 3 years and all I got was this nifty jacket" Gaara smirked. "It really kept me warm in that room with the mattresses all around"
Mwhahaha I decided to put the flashback of why Gaara was in Juvy and how he met the others in the next chapter.