Chapter Ten-

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FiveObsessionsForever3794-LOL, nice. Thnx for reviewing!

-Don't worry! The Slytherins keep their brooms in a closet, right? And Muggles have broom closets that we store things in. It was just another one of my corny jokes! LOL

emmyleedouglas-LOL, tuckus is a jewish word that my bff taught me that means arse(butt), have you ever seen the Nanny on NickNite? Because there's a Jewish girl on it, but anyways cliffy is a fun word. Cliffy, cliffy, cliffy. LOL, anyways, I am tired too. I dunno who, tho. Weird, right? Thnx for reading, but I can't tell you what they're gonna do. (Personally, I am a bit shaky on it too, lol)

the sudoku kid-LOL, thnx, but don't worry! I've got loads more to go!

LunaSwan-Thnx, you're really nice!

WOOO~ ()-Thnx, but this isn't a tatolly LilyxJames story, this is a comedy about the Marauders(including Lily) and their life at Hogwarts. Thnx for reading

Baathesheep-Of course not, who would ever think you were peculiar? LOL, I heart slytherins locked in bathrooms too. You'll just have to read, though, to see whose in the hospital! Hehehe, I am evil....(Nah, it's actually at the end of this chap)

345 ()-LOL, yeah, Snape is one crazy dude. And of course Regulus is hot, he looks just like Sirius, LOL. Lily particcipating in the pranks took forever to do, but I'm glad you liked it! And thnx so much for saying that and reading!

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Disclaimer-I don't own Harry Potter, but I am renting him out for the week! (I think I already used that one. LOL)

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Lily and Peter sat in the stands, waiting as the tow Quidditch teams piled out. "I can't believe Regulus found them" Lily said

"I can't believe he figured out the counter-spells for all of Remus's hexes." Peter mused.

"Oh" Lily groaned, "There's Lucius, and he looks mad"

"AND HERE COMES THE SLYTHERIN TEAM, THEIR CAPTAIN, LUCIUS MALFOY, LEADING THEM IN!" Remus said as the commentator.

"There's James and Sirius!" Peter said excitedly

"AND FINALLY, THE BEST TEAM EVER, GRYFFINDOR!" The crowds exploded with cheers as the Gyffindor teams came onto the field shouldering their brooms. "THE GRYFFINDORS HAVE BEEN HAVING AN EXLLELENT YEAR, BUT CAN SLYTHERIN KNOCK THEM OUT OF FIRST PLACE?" The gryffindors boo-ed the Slytherins, "NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, GRYFFINDOR RULES!" Lily had never seen Remus talk like this, he was so hyper and excited.

"There are Crabbe and Goyle" Lily said as she saw them sporting their beater clubs, or whatever they were called.

"Don't worry. Look at Sirius and James" Peter said

"They both have their hand in their pocket" Lily noted, "So what?" she asked

"What do you think is in their pockets?" he asked her

"Oh, no. They aren't going to release live wasps on the Slytherins again, are they?"she asked

"No. No." Peter said, thinking of the time James and Sirius brought jars of wasps onto the field, them set them free, usuing some type of spell to ensure they'd only hit the people in green. It all worked out until Filch came. Wearing an emerald cloak.

"They have their wands. James and Sirius know that the Slytherins want revenge, so they have their wands, just incase they need some protection" Peter explained

"Oh" Lily said, sighing in relief.

"MADAME HOOCH THROWS THE QUAFFLE INTO THE AIR. AND......GRYFFINDOR HAS THE BALL!" The crowds of not only Gryffindor, but also Ravenclaw, who had come to watch, exploded into more cheers of excitement. "JAMES POTTER GOES UP TO SHOOT KEEPER LORANDA ZABINI...MISSES! GOAL FOR GRYFFINDOR!" If you thought the cheers from a moment ago were crazy, then you probably wouldn't make it thorugh this next round. "THE SCORE IS NOW 10-0 GRYFFINDOR IN THE LEAD. LUCIUS MALFOY GETS THE QUAFFLE. FRANK LONGBOTTOM STEALS IT BACK. FRANK SHOOTS, AND HE SCORES! THE SCORE IS NOW 20-0 GRYFFINDOR IN THE LEAD"

"Wow" Lily said. She had to admit, the game was far more interesting than she expected.

"REGULUS BLACK GETS THE QUAFFLE, HE GETS UP TO THE GOAL POST. C'MON BLOCK IT" Remus practically begged, "AND BEATER SIRIUS BLACK HITS THE BLUDGER, REGULUS JUST BARELY AVOIDS IT. AND FRANK'S GOT THE QUAFFLE! HE AND JAMES TOSS IF BACK AND FORTH AS THEY MAKE THEIR WAY DOWN THE FIELD. LUCIUS MALFOY COMES TO INTERCEPT,"

"You're mine, Potter" Malfoy growled at James

"No, actually." James said as a buldger hit Malfoy in the head, "You're his" James pointed to Sirius, who was smiling wickedly.

"Ugh" Malfoy groaned as he sat up on his broom, but before he knew it James already had the Quaffle.

"JAMES GOES UP TO SCORE. HE SHOOTS AND....LORANDA SAVES IT" The Gryffindors booed as Loranda threw the Quaffle back into play. "REGULUS BLACK GETS THE QUAFFLE. HE GOES UP TO SHOOT, AND...HE SCORES" Remus finished dully. "THE SCORE IS NOW 20-10 GRYFFINDOR IN THE LEAD. BEATERS CRABBE AND GOYLE HIT BOTH BLUDGERS, AIMING FOR CHASER JAMES POTTER."

Lily's attention went to James, and she saw both Bludgers going after James. He seemed frozen in mid-air, not even able to reach for his wand. Lily stood up, pulled out her wand and shouted, "Protego!" at James.

The bludgers came speeding towards James, he shut his eyes and waited. They never hit him. He opened his eyes, there seemed to have been a shield protecting James from the bludgers. It must have been Sirius, James thought, wondering who would cast a Shield Charm over him.

"Foul!" Lucius shouted at Madame Hooch.

"Foul!" Loranda agreed.

"JAMES POTTER GOES UP TO SHOOT AND HE SCORES!" Remus said, Lucius realized James took the Quaffle from him, and Loranda noticed he scored, he did both when neither was looking. "THE SCORE IS NOW 30-10 GRYFINDOR IN THE LEAD!"

Alice searched the field tirelessly for the Snitch, until she saw a flicker of gold. "IT SEEMS AS THOUGH THE GRYFFINDOR SEEKER ALICE HAS FOUND THE SNITCH!" The Slytherin Seeker, Chase Brannitt, followed after Alice.

"IT'S BRANNIT. IT'S ALICE. IT'S BRANNITT.. IT'S ALICE. IT'S BRANNIT. IT'S ALICE." Remus said as one after another they reached out trying to grab it. Every player was too involved in this chase to pay attention to the game.

James clutched the Quaffle tight, "James, look out!" Frank Longbottom shouted. James looked to his left and Regulus and Lucius were both after him.

"Frank! Catch!" James shouted back, throwing the Quaffle to his friend.

"FRANK LONGBOTTOM HAS THE QUAFFLE. NOW ITS LUCIUS. NOW FRANK. NOW LUCIUS. NOW FRANK. NOW LUCIUS. NOW FRANK. NOW LUCIUS. NOW FRANK." Remus said, "FRANK GOES UP TO SHOOT AND....JAMES POTTER IS HIT WITH A BLUDGER! NOW ANOTHER! NOW HE IS GOING DOWN!" Li'y's head snapped up to where James was, he was falling of his broom at a rather alarming rate. "AND ALICE GETS THE SNITCH! GRYFFINDOR WINS 180-10!" Remus said before bolting down into the field to see James. Sirius, Remus, Lily and Peter crowded around him.

"Sirius, what happened?" Lily asked

"Crabbe hit a bludger at James when everyone was watching Lucius and Frank, then Goyle just to make sure he was knocked out. It was their plan all along" Sirius said, his head hung down low.

"James" Lily shook her best friend, "James" she said.

"Out of my way!" Professor McGonagall called, "Potter? Really?" she asked as she saw his body

"Yeah" Remus said.

"I need two people to take him"

"I'll do it" Lily, Remus and Sirius said

"I'll do it" Sirius said.

"I'll do it" Remus and Lily said.

"He's my best mate, of course I'm going to do it" Sirius said

He's the love of my life, Lily thought, but she couldn't find herself to say it? "I'm stronger than Lily, I'll do it" Remus said, before she could say anything.

"Coming, Evans?" Sirius called. Lily rolled her eyes and followed after them.

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"A broken arm, four broken ribs, and a nasty bruise above his eye" Madame Pomfrey diagnosed

"How long will it take to fix him?" Lily asked

"About five minutes" she said.

"How long will he have to stay in the hospital?" Remus asked

"A week, just to make sure he is healing properly"

"When I find Crabbe and Goyle, I'm gonna" Sirius muttered, wringing his hands together

"Sirius" Lily sighed, "I know they're a couple of arses, but revenge won't solve anything" Lily said

"Then what do you expect me to do?" he asked her

She bit down on her lip, she hoped it wouldn't come down to this, but I guess it had to. "Get even" she said simply.

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Hello! I hoped you liked this chap, and I knew everyone was on edge about who was in the hospital, but I wanted to word it just right, so I took my time! LOL, pleeze review!

-Chapter Eleven-

"I promise" The third ring bonded with the others, creating a burning feeling so intense that Lily winced. Finally it disolved and they were freed. "Why don't Remus or Peter have to do it?" he asked, pouting a bit.

"Because Peter and Remus aren't nosy gossipers" Lily snapped. "You're mean when you want revenge" Sirius said. "Not revenge. Getting even" Lily corrected. That's what she called it, since revenge sounded bad. "It's time for class" she said, walking out of the dormitory. "But tonight begins Operation Pay Back" she said, before turning her back and leaving the three boys.

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