Blossom: Gee, I sure hope we can find a trail.
[After changing everyone in Townsville into dogs with the Anubis Head]
Mojo Jojo: All right, you flea-bitten curs! Heel! I, Mojo Jojo, am your master, and you shall obey my commands like the dogs you are! Because I am your master, it is I who you will obey! Obeying commands is what you will do! I will give you commands, and you will obey them!
Blossom: Not so fast...
Buttercup: Mojo...
Bubbles: Jojo!
[The Girls are changed into dogs]
Mojo Jojo: Too late, Powerpuffs! Or should I say, "Power-pups"?
Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE IS ON FIRE!
Mugger: [Holding an old woman at gunpoint] Uh... everybody freeze or the old lady gets it!
[The crowd gasps in terror]
Major Man: Halt, vile villain, or taste the bitter flavor of justice that Major Man will serve you!
Buttercup: [Sing-song voice] Cor-ny!
[The crowd shushes her.]
Narrator: It appears our Girls are being secretly monitored. But by who? [upon seeing who it is, he is suddenly scared] Oh, no! Not... I- I- I can't say it! This is a villain so evil, so sinister, so horribly vile, that even the utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of men! The only safe way to refer to this king of darkness is simply... Him!
Him: [watching the monster being beaten up by the Girls, he speaks in an effeminate voice] Oh, snake beast. You didn't destroy them at all, did you? How could the Powerpuff Girls [speaks in a demonic voice] humiliate you [effeminate] so completely, hmm?
Bubbles: I hate it when you guys fight.
[Him, hearing what Bubbles said from his television, rewinds what she said a couple of times before grinning evilly]
Him: [effeminate] Yes! Yes! [demonic] Well, I love it when you girls fight! [effeminate] I think you should fight more often. Oh, Bubbles, don't cry, little one. I'm here for you. [chuckles]
Bubbles: Oh, I don't like arguing. Why can't we all just get along, instead of fighting and arguing?
[A voice suddenly comes from Bubbles' toy, Octi]
Octi: Bubbles... Bubbles...
Bubbles: Who said that? [gasp] Octi?
Octi: Yes, Bubbles. I can talk. And I heard what you were saying about your sisters. You're right, Bubbles. It's wrong for them to fight.
Bubbles: You are talking!
Octi: Yes, Bubbles. Come closer so I can tell you more. Let's not listen to that anymore. Listen, in my opinion, Blossom is being far too bossy for her own good.
[The camera pulls back to reveal Him in his lair, speaking through a microphone; he is the voice inside Octi]
Him: [in a whisper voice] In fact, I think that Buttercup should be in charge. Yeah, that's it. Bubbles, you should talk to Buttercup and tell her that she should be running the show.
Narrator: Oh, what did I tell you about Him? Evil... evil, pure and simple!
Him: [Watching Blossom and Buttercup fight, speaking in his Octi voice] Well, I suppose it was inevitable. I always knew they wouldn't last... [Speaking normally in effeminate voice] on the same team! With Blossom and Buttercup busy fighting, Bubbles doesn't stand a chance! [Cackles demonically]
Bubbles: Oh, Octi, now they're fighting more than ever. I'm so confused. Octi, tell me what to do. Octi? Why don't you say something?
Him: [Speaking through Octi in his Octi voice] Stupid little girl!
Bubbles: Huh?
'[Octi turns red and begins to grow into a giant. Him's voice is heard]
Him: [effeminate] They're fighting because of you, because you believe your toys can really talk, and you actually do what they tell you to do.
Bubbles: I know that voice. You're...Him!
Him: Very good. I'm flattered! But thank you, Bubbles. Thank you for helping me break up the Powerpuff Girls once and for all. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go [demonic] AND DESTROY THE WORLD!
[Bubbles confronts Him in his giant Octi form]
Bubbles: Stop! You used me!
Him: [effeminate] Oh, is that what I did?
Bubbles: That's not fair!
Him: No, it isn't. Neither is [demonic] THIS!
[He grabs Bubbles with his tentacle]
Narrator: The city of Townsville! And what a beautiful city she is, full of- [A phone rings] Oh, excuse me. [Answers phone] Uh... hello?
Ace: [Over phone] Yeah, listen, jerkface, you good for nothin' toad!
Narrator: You can't talk to me like that!
Ace: [Over phone] How 'bout this? I THINK YOU STINK! I CAN SMELL YA OVER THE PHONE!
Narrator: Why I oughta... WHO IS THIS?! [The caller hangs up] Hello?! Hello?!
[The Girls break into Mojo Jojo's lair and beat him up]
Mojo Jojo: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF- [they shove the back of his chair down onto him, then throw him against the wall]
Blossom: Don't play dumb! We know you've got some evil plot underway!
Mojo Jojo: What are you talking about?
Buttercup: Oh, like you don't have a giant robot ready to smash Townsville!
Mojo Jojo: No.
Blossom: [surprised] No diabolical plans to destroy the world?
Mojo Jojo: No.
Bubbles: [scared] Turning everyone into zombies to scare people?!
Mojo Jojo: Oh, for crying out loud, NO! I have no intentions of committing any crimes... today.
Blossom: Then what were you doing before we got here?
Mojo Jojo: Sleeping!
Buttercup: Before that!
Mojo: Reading the paper!
Blossom: [deflated] Oh. [long pause] Well... you better behave yourself, or we'll be back!
Mojo: [sarcastically] Oh goodness, I'd better not snore!
[The Girls have just broken into Him's lair to find him doing aerobics]
Him: [effeminate voice] Hello, girls! What a pleasant surprise! Ooh, what's the occasion?
Blossom: Uh, we were wondering...
Him: How I stay so fit? Well, now you know!
Blossom: Uh, no, actually. Did you do anything evil today?
Him: No, not today. Why do you ask?
Blossom: No reason, just wondering.
Him: This figure doesn't come easy, you know. I took a little time off to get into shape.
Blossom: So, you haven't been...?
Him: Nope!
Blossom: [Chuckling nervously] Okay, I guess we'll see you later.
Him: I guess you will.
Blossom: Okay, bye, then.
[The Girls fly off]
Him: Goodbye, girls! Come back soon! Goodbye...
Mojo Jojo: Alright, alright, Fuzzy, I heard you the first time... I know.[the line beeps] I kn... hold on, Fuzzy. There is someone on the other line.
Him: [To Mojo Jojo on the phone; demonic voice] Mojo! It's me... [effeminate voice] Him!
Mojo Jojo: Yes, sir! What is it?
Him: [demonic] You wouldn't believe what just happened!
Mojo Jojo: The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?
Him: WHAT?! How did you know?!
Mojo Jojo: The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.
Him: Well, put him on!
[Mojo puts Fuzzy on the line]
Fuzzy Lumpkins: [shaking with fury] BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!
Him: This is an outrage!
Mojo Jojo: You are right! We are all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless!
Fuzzy Lumpkins: BIRTHDAY SUIT! [Cries]
Him: We should complain!
Mojo Jojo: But to whom?
Big Billy: Hello?
Him: [demonic voice] I demand to speak with The Mayor!
Big Billy: He's not here right now. Can I take a massage?
Him: Do you know when he'll be back?
Big Billy: Uh...I don't know. See, Grubber tricked the Mayor into leaving so we could break in and use the Powerpuff hotline to make crank calls.
Him: Huh?! [effeminate voice] You don't say. Well, to whom might I be speaking?
Big Billy: Uh, this is Billy.
Him: Billy who?
Big Billy: Big Billy from the Gangrene Gang. Who is this? [Him hangs up the phone] Hello?
[A crash suddenly shakes the room, snapping the Gangrene Gang awake. Him, Mojo Jojo, and Fuzzy Lumpkins have come in, looking enraged]
Him: So, you guys like to make [demonic] crank calls?!
[Him, Mojo, and Fuzzy quickly beat up the Gangrene Gang]
Narrator: Those little scamps are so adorable! How we just love the Powerpuff Girls!
[Him is in a bathtub, looking angry]
Him: [effeminate voice] Oh, how I [demonic] HATE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!
Narrator: Hate the Powerpuff Girls?! Who could hate the...? Oh, no. Please don't let it be...Him!
Him: [effeminate] Oh, Powerpuff Girls, save us! Oh, Powerpuff Girls, we need you! Oh, Powerpuff Girls, we love you! [demonic] Powerpuff Girls! Powerpuff Girls! POWERPUFF GIRLS! [Looks at a rubber ducky; effeminate] Oh, Mr. Quackers, am I the only one who [demonic] hates those [effeminate] miserable little brats? [Squeaks his ducky] You hate them, too? Oh, I knew I could count on you! But how can I possibly beat them with all that [demonic] love surrounding them?! [Squeaks his ducky; effeminate] What's that you say? [Squeaks his ducky again] Yes! [demonic] That's brilliant! [effeminate] Oh, Mr. Quackers, you are so smart. Quite a positively evil scheme you've hatched. And I'll finally be rid of those girls... [demonic] FOREVER!
Him: [effeminate] Poor, ususpecting Townsville, all snug in your beds. Unaware of the evil that lurks above your heads. And so, with a flick of my wrist and a twirl of my claw, I'll be rid of those girls once and [demonic] for all.
Buttercup: Wow, this has turned out to be one freaky day.
Bubbles: Yeah. Something strange is going on.
Narrator: [affected by Him's evil gas and yelling] Aw, for crying out loud, WOULD YOU THREE SHUT UP FOR ONCE?! Always griping and moaning about something! Sheesh, you give me a headache!
[All the citizens of Townsville, all affected by Him's evil gas, are cornering the Powerpuff Girls, preparing to destroy them]
Buttercup: Why are you people doing this?!
Bubbles: Don't you love us anymore?
Blossom: Yeah, you act as if you, as if you...
Him: [offscreen; effeminate] Hate you?
Blossom: Yeah! Hate us! [Realizes who responded to her question] Wait, who said that?
[Him appears]
Him: Why, I did, of course.
Powerpuff Girls: [gasp in horror] It's Him!
Him: [demonic] Right you are, girls! [Appears in front of the Professor; effeminate] And right you are about your loved ones.
[He licks the Professor's face]
Blossom: Take your claws off of the Professor!
Bubbles: What's he ever done to you?
Him: Oh, it's not what he's done to me, but what he's going to do [demonic] to YOU! [effeminate] You see, I've taken all of their love for you and [his head rotates] tuuuuuurned... it into... [demonic] HATE! [The girls gasp in horror; effeminate] Now they will destroy you. [demonic] And you poor, helpless creatures won't be able to fight back. [effeminate] Because the Powerpuff Girls would never hurt the ones they love. Oh, no, they wouldn't! [demonic] NOW DESTROY THEM!
[The people of Townsville, affected by Him's evil gas, are battling with the Powerpuff Girls, who are on the losing end, until Buttercup rises and knocks the mob away with one punch, stunning Him]
Buttercup: Come on, you guys! Get up and fight!
Blossom: Buttercup, what are you doing? We can't hurt the ones we love.
Buttercup: Those people aren't our loved ones. Our loved ones would never want to hurt us!
Blossom and Bubbles: [getting the point] Hey, yeah!
Buttercup: [points to Him] They're just pawns in his evil scheme!
Him: [giggles; effeminate] Well, you know...
Buttercup: Which means...
Powerpuff Girls: Let's get 'em!
Him: [frowns] Uh-oh.
[After the Powerpuff Girls defeat their loved ones and rid them of Him's evil gas, they confront Him]
Blossom: Don't ever make us have to do that again!
Buttercup: Or it will be your last!
Him: [effeminate] Tsk, tsk, tsk. You girls underestimate me. I never give repeat performances. But I assure you, I'll be back!
Professor Utonium: How many times have I told you girls not to keep barging in like that? [turns around, looking scary] IT'S NOT NICE!
[at the hospital]
Blossom: So now you know why we had to do what we did. We all feel really bad, and hope that you'll forgive us.
Bubbles: Besides, it hurt us a lot more than it hurt you.
Citizens: Well now, we wouldn't say that! (all laughing)
Narrator: (laughing, then groaning) Don't worry. We forgive you. So once again, the day is saved, thanks to The Powerpuff Girls! Oh, nurse, isn't it time for my sponge bath?
Buttercup: EAT THIS, PASTE EATER!
Loyd & Floyd: Hey dude...
Mitch Mitchelson: What!
Loyd & Floyd: Dude... Dude...
Blossom: You know what you have to do!
Buttercup: No! Anything but that!
Blossom: Buttercup!
Buttercup: No, no, no, no, no! All right! ELMER!
Elmer: Huh?
Buttercup: Uh…I-I-I'm…s-s-s-so-s-s-so-o-o…o-o-r-r…r-r-r-ry!
Elmer: (normal voice) Wh-wh-what?
Buttercup: I'm…sorry if I picked on you, and…I'm sorry if I called you a…paste eater.
Buttercup: [To Elmer, who has turned into a giant paste monster, and is covered in flour; sing-song voice] You can't stick to me! You can't stick to me! Nyah nyah nyah-nyah-
[Elmer grows a hole in his stomach and Buttercup flies through it]
Buttercup: -Nyah?
Bubbles: [Picks up the phone] Hello?
Mojo Jojo: Hello. May I speak to Professor Utonium?
Bubbles: Who shall I say is calling?
Mojo Jojo: Oh, no one he'd know, just a curious stranger.
[Pause]
Bubbles: [Yelling] PROFESSOR! There's a stranger on the phone!
Professor: [picking up the phone] Hello, Mr. Stranger, what can I do for you?
Mojo Jojo: Oh. [Clears throat] Ah, hi, I'm calling from Townsville Community College and I'm doing a report on the Powerpuff Girls, and I was wondering, what exactly are those little girls made of?
Professor: Ah, oh, well, the Powerpuff Girls. Oh, let's see now, eight cups of sugar, a pinch of spice, one tablespoon of everything nice, and, now this one's important: accidentally add a drop of Chemical X. And voila!
Mojo Jojo: That's it? I mean, wow. Thanks.
Professor: I also have a great recipe for pound-
[Mojo hangs up]
Mojo Jojo: Let's see, snips and snails and a puppy dog's tail . . . all that leaves is Chemical X. There must be something around here with that potency. Aha! [it's a stinky toilet] Yes, definitely Chemical X!
[After creating three Puff-esque boys, Mojo hugs them in a fatherly manner]
Mojo Jojo: Ah, my children!
Brick: [grabs him threateningly] Hands off! Who do you think you are anyway, Pops?!
Mojo Jojo: Why, yes, I am your father, children!
Boomer: Hey! We ain't no babies!
Rowdyruff Boys: WE'RE THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS!
Boomer: Boomer!
Brick: Brick!
Butch: Butch!
Brick: We're here to kick some butt! And since yours is the only one around, we're gonna start with you!
Mojo Jojo: Oh, no, boys. You don't want to kick my butt; my butt is as rotten as yours. What you want are butts settled on the throne of justice!
The Rowdyruff Boys: Yeah!
Mojo Jojo: Butts planted in the soil of nobility!
The Rowdyruff Boys: Yeah!
Mojo Jojo: Butts nestled between the pillars of peace and love! The butts you want to kick are the butts of the Powerpuff Girls!
The Rowdyruff Boys: Let's get 'em!
Brick: Hey! What's wrong with you girls?! You're supposed to start crying when we hit ya!
Boomer: Yeah!
Blossom: What are you guys, new?
Bubbles: Yeah! We're the Powerpuff Girls!
Buttercup: And it takes a lot more than a couple of cheap shots to make us cry!
Brick: [smirking] Well, then. I guess we'll just have to serve it up...
[Bubbles is thrown through a shop window]
Mr. Cooper: Bubbles, are you ok?
Bubbles: Yeah. Sorry about your window, Mr. Pooper.
Mr. Cooper: It's Cooper! COOPER!
The Mayor: And furthermore, every Wednesday shall be pretzel day! [Blossom is thrown against the window of his office] Hello Blossom! [She slides down] Goodbye, Blossom. [Bubbles is thrown against the window of his office] Hello Bubbles! [She slides down] Goodbye, Bubbles. [Buttercup is thrown against the window of his office] Hello Buttercup! [She slides down] Goodbye, Buttercup. What sort of pretzels do you suppose the girls like, Bavarian, or tiny twists?
Miss Bellum: Sir, I think the girls may be in trouble.
The Mayor: Whatever makes you say that?
[After the Rowdyruff Boys zoom past the Powerpuff Girls, the exhaust leaves the Girls weakened and coughing]
Butch: Good thing we had those burritos for lunch!
Boomer: [laughs] Yeah, dude!
Brick: [snickers] Word! [fiercely] NOW LET'S FINISH THOSE SISSIES!
Miss Bellum: What do little boys fear more than anything in the world?
Bubbles: Bugs!
Buttercup: No, Bubbles, that's what you're afraid of.
Bubbles: Oh, yeah.
[After the Girls magically kiss the Rowdyruff Boys, destroying them]
Mojo Jojo: Curse you again, Powerpuff Girls! I'll be back, but next time I will not be defeated! It is you who will be defeated! And when you are defeated, it is you who will have lost!
Narrator: Oh, Mojo, shut up!
Blossom: I kinda liked kissing.
Bubbles: Yeah!
[She and Blossom giggle]
Blossom: How about you, Buttercup?
[Buttercup starts spitting in disgust]
Buttercup: Yuck! Buck!
[Blossom and Bubbles laugh]
[After defeating Mojo]
Buttercup: Give it up, Mo-joke!
Bubbles: You will never defeat us. So there.
[She blows a raspberry at Mojo]
Blossom: [Resting her hands on her hips] The Powerpuff Girls never lose!
"It's Tuesday, on Tuesdays we multiply fractions for dessert. Nothing is sweeter than knowledge."
"No one man can own the Internet! I'd know, I've tried!"
"Thank you corrective dentistry!"
(after Timmy took Chester's emergency kit) "Tell me I'm pretty!"
"Go A.J. Go A.J.!"
hahasaahah
Anti-Cosmo
"Oh, Anti-Wanda, how I do love you, but you are such a twit!"
"You're our hero. Our big and stupid hero!"
"You ignorant boob!"
Chester McBadbat
"Boys like comic books; girls like dolls. Boys like video games; girls like makeup. We're DIFFERENT! THAT'S WHY WE HAVE DIFFERENT BATHROOMS! (sees Veronica in the boys' bathroom because there is no girls' bathroom) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!"
(after Timmy sees Chester's mailbox broken on the ground and says: "Isn't that your mailbox?") "NOT AGAIN!"
"OH NO! There is a tornado, and I live in a trailer park! Oh, they told me this would happen, BUT I DIDN'T BELIEVE THEM!
(disguised as a girl so he and A.J. can avoid couple-skating) You better call me after this.
"Hey, hey, hey! Watch the hands!"
"Those tickets were impossible to get! I know, I've tried!"
A.J.: "Look at all the cheese he ate in fourth grade!" Chester:"No wonder he was constipated the entire year!"
(in his torn Squirrel Scouts uniform, facing off with a coyote) "And now, you're about to get your "Beaten By A Chester" badge."
"The meat is more sweet when flattened on the street."
"NOOOO! I'm allergic to girls!"
"Girls give me the hives!"
"Chester McBadbat, ace photographer, always gets his shot."
Chet Ubetcha
"I'm Chet Ubetcha saying _".
"Bottom of the Ninth. Bases loaded. One out to go. I'm extremely handsome."
"And now I'm off to run a marathon!"
(when Crocker takes over the world) "This is Chet Ubowdown, reminding you...to bow down!"
(when Timmy wished for a life size action figure which tried to destroy the city) "It's Doomsday in Dimmsdale, I mean Doomsdale! On other news people are flipping over Flipsie! :(Flipsie barks) "Man, I never get tired of that!"
"In other newsi'm being attacked by a racoon!"
Cosmo
"What's wrong with being naked in public?"
[sniffs the air] "Wow! Freedom stinks."
[referring to Philip] "It's a girl nickel!"
""We" can refer to anything, we three, we the people and my favorite wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
[singing] "And I know I'm stupid I know I'm dim and even though I've just eaten I know I'll swim."
[After Wanda says "pudding"] "She said "pu" and then "ding"!" [laughs hysterically]
[right after Vicky cries for help] "Sorry, the secret word was "pie"." [throws pie in Vicky's face]
"Uh, Binky did it! TO THE ESCAPE POD!" (rocket flies up and then goes down and crashes)
"Ah...good times, good times..."
"And corn is niceeee"
"A nickel! Mine!"
"I hope he wishes for pudding!"
"Oh, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy! What about my needs!?"
"I regret nothing!"
"There's still enough pretty color left for one of us to slide down the rainbow bridge! Wow! There wasn't a single manly word in that sentence!"
[To Wanda] "Do you mind?! Your disembodied head is nag nag nagging next to my severed ear!"
"Ha! I'm licking the popcorn so I don't have to share it!"
" To much clogging!"
" I like monkeys!" (head flattens)
" Whoo Whoo Baby! Whoo Whoo!"
" Let's do the nag! You nag it to the left! You nag to the right! Come on everybody let's Nag tonight! I'm a livin' doll!"
" Ducky!"
" Wanda! You have some explain' to do!
" Uh... Babbaloo?"
[The Cosmo Show] "It's a show about nothing! How do we know when it's finished?"
"Phillip!"
"I'm not bright, big words confuse me, I have the attention span of a rodent and Wanda loves me anyway!"
"Czzcht! Czzcht! Uh, you're Czzcht! breaking up. I'm going through a tunnel! This tunnel's itchy." [Calling Wanda while being swarmed with cockroaches]
"I LIKE PIE!"
Timmy "I have good news and bad news." King Gripullon "What's the good news?" Cosmo "I named my nickle Philip!" King Gripullon "And the bad news?" Cosmo "It's a girl nickle!"
"Nothing like the smell of hot garbage and roasting biceps on a summer day in January!"
Crimson Chin
"Justice!"
"You mispelled 'Chin'" [To Timmy]
"Of all my muscles, my brain is one of them!"
"Without gravity, we'd float into space!"
"Justice, thy name is Chin!"
"By my mother's mandible!"
"H2Olga! Don't look, she's not nice"
"Every Chin needs a Cleft."
Dad
"Oh Vicky, I've come for my money back. Because Double-T says you stink."
"Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!"
"We're making a movie called 'Stupid Questions Our Son Asked Us'!"
"Now we're making a sequel! It's called, 'Stupid Questions Our Son Asked Other People'!"
"Must commit evil deeds...Must leave lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my dinner back, even though it's exactly what I ordered!"
"Why do I have to eat "mold merial" (cold cereal) while he's eating maffles (waffles)?" (Mom pulls a rope; dumping multiple boxes of cereal on top of him) "Oooh, a prize!
"DINKLEBURG!"
"DINKLEBOT!"
CURSE YOU DINKLEBURG!
"Gah? He's Norwegi-licious!"
"Gotta run, son! I have a big meeting on how to plan big meetings!"
(Examining Cosmo dressed as Timmy)"Warm?! Green?! Those are all the symptoms of steamed broccoli! Get the thermometer...and the salad shooter!"
"We're getting Dimmy award-winning gold here, and Trixie will totally talk to us!
"Electricity bills are for squares... LIKE PANTS!"
"Hey, my favorite shirt!... You (Mom) said it was stolen by Canadians!"
"Hey, I had a dream where I was you but with a better voice. And there was peanut butter, everywhere!
"Hey, nice door! If they made a pencil out of it, it would be a #1!"
"Pants are for squares!"
"Egad!"
(crowd) "WE WANT CHIP!" (Dad) "OR ELSE!"
[Mr. Turner is being eaten by a dragon] "It looks and feels like I'm getting real third degree burns! Ow! I mean, neat!"
"He's GOERGEOUS!" (talking about Mr. Crocker)
"Eureka! I think I've broken my Eureka!"
(Waving his arms in the air to Timmy) This is not a bulldozer! (Pretends to ride a bike) This is not a fudgesicle! (Rows on the floor backwards) And how is this Ghostbusters 2?!
"I'll just feel like a woman named Linda." (Puts on lipstick)
"Timmy-O's? Those are for pack mules!"
"And this is where I put a trophy. IF I HAD ONE!"
Denzel Crocker
" FAIRY GODPARENTS! "
"F! F's FOR EVERYONE!"
"Good news, Turner, you've taken F to a new level! I'm going to give you A SUPER F!"
"Those people would assume it's the work of the hacker..."
"If they survive, they're FAIRIES! If they don't, I have TENURE!"
"There's only one explanation: Turner must have ignored Tootie's multiple birthday invitations, thus ruining her birthday. Feeling guilty, he impulsively loans her his FAIRY GODPARENTS!"
"Is it a D? Is it an E? No! It's Super F!"
"It's an F-a-palooza! All you can eat F's!"
"FAIRIES!" (also said by Dad)
"Curse this obsolete one month old technology!"
"Hey, Turner exploded! That's one less mouth to teach!"
[Principal Waxelplax has locked everyone inside the classroom] "No! I can't be locked in a room with children! I'm not a people person! I'm barely a person!" [ducks behind his desk] "HELP!"
Denzel Crocker: "Stupid two bit room! Stupid two bit van! Stupid two bit life!" Crocker's Mom: "Denzel! Would you like your stupid two bit dessert? I made your stupid two bit favorite!"
Denzel Crocker:"Timmy Turner, he's.."
Both Norm The Genie and : "[both saying it happily] MY MORTAL ENEMY!" (Back To The Norm)
(to Jimmy Neutron) Another reality avoidance costume, eh Turner? Very well. Since you're clearly Timmy Turner, here's your daily F!"
Jimmy: "AHHHHH! An F! IT BURNS, Auggggh!"
"Good news children, the F's are in! Mmmm, smell those hot, fresh F's!"
"What? This is impossible! A.J. got every answer wrong! This is the kind of grade I would expect to give Turner... who got an A! This has to be the work of... FAIRY GODPARENTS!"
"High marks for the Death-to-Turner motif."
"Goodnight Mother! I'm off to hunt fairies...disguised as aliens!"
"Excuse me while I hit my head while changing all of Turner's F's to A. OW! A! OW! A! OW! A!"
(While high on sugar, extremely fast )"F, F, F, F, F, A for AJ, F! And now I'm off to run a marathon! But first...FAIRY GODPARENTS! FAIRY GODPARENTS! FAIRY GODPARENTS!"
Head Pixie
And I'm surrounded by people who tell me what I want to hear. Watch." [Dials Pixies] "Who's the greatest?" Pixies "You are, sir" HP "Suck-ups." [Pixies grin]
Jimmy Neutron
"AHHHHH! An F! IT BURNS, Auggggh!"
"To Retroville!" (ends up in Timmy's room every time.)
(To Cosmo and Wanda) My name's not Timmy Turner! I'm Jimmy. Jimmy Neutron.
Jorgen Von Strangle
"Well, no plan is perfect"
"Tough toenails, Binky!"
"There's only one thing to do: blame Wanda, and hit you! (Binky)"
"I don't have too many friends, okay? You punch them once and it's 'Please don't punch me any more'"
"Being buff means nothing if I don't have my lady's love!"
"You have a problem with that?"
"My mighty muscles spun the board too hard. I'll call you back when it stops. Until then, have a nice millennium!"
[Blows up Cosmo & Wanda]
(At Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda) DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
"I know that you are upset, and also on fire but let me explain something..."
(In the F.L.A.R.G. episode after Mark Chang blows up Fairy world) "Which one of you is responsible for this mess?"
"Scrambling the fairies? I LOVE SCRAMBLING THE FAIRIES!"
"Hey, stop! (to Calamitous) You must reconsider! Or at least come closer so I could bite you!"
"SCRAMBLE THE FAIRIES!"
"Life better with you? Ask the brace-less Chester, the boil-less Elmer, and the World Series Champion Chicago Cubs!"
"That's so funny! Even my muscles are laughing!"
"Someone is about to wish for the B word! (Timmy Turner, Cosmo and Wanda poof in front of him) Oh, Turner... Big suprise..."
"Aha! That is where you are wrong!"
"That is where you are wrong again, Timmy Turner! Your wish will come true, but this is only ..."
(Timmy interrupts) ."..the beginning, bla bla bla... have no idea what I've done blah blah you'll be watching me blah blah."
Princess Mandie
"It's Man-DIE! And nobody leaves me at the altar! NOBODY!
"You! Prepare to accept wedded bliss... OR EAT HOT PLASMA!
"Now, marry me...OR DIE!"
"I know you're out there, Mark Chang! I'm waiting for you... VIOLENTLY!"
"I'm back!"
"Its time to play Hide And Go Die!"
"Mark, darling! Did you miss me?! Because this time I'm not going to miss you!"
"It was an apple."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! IS THERE ANYTHING IN THIS BUILDING THAT ISN'T MADE OUT OF SUGARY, JELLY-FILLED, DEEP-FRIED DOUGH?!"
"What just happened?"
Mark Chang
"NON-PUNY HUMANS, I'm outta here!"
"My untimely death has, like, untimely come!"
[appears in front of the White House] "I'm back! A hostile alien bent on taking over the world!" [Secret Service officers handcuff him] "I mean, a harmless Girl Scout! Who wants cookies?"
Timmy: Dude, if you're gonna be a human, you gotta eat school food.
Mark Chang: (eating out of a trash can) "Wait... *gritty whispery voice* Government food... OH! Is there no end to your delicacies?!"
The "R" day of F.L.A.R.G.: No, you don't eat it, I eat it, get sick, and blow huge 'intergalactic chunks at my gracious host.' (to Timmy) That's you."
AAAHH! THE CUTENESS! IT BURNS!
AWWWW, I would make a RIGHTEOUS PIXIE!
Vicky: Now start spreading that (cow manure) on the flower bed.
Mark: (excited) A jumbo bag of cow manure?' WHY WOULD YOU BE WASTING THIS DELICIOUS TREAT ON SUCH HIDEOUS PETUNIAS?!
Mom
"If Chip doesn't get here soon, I'm going to punish our child for no reason!"
"We'd never forget your birthday, Tommy!"
"You know you're not allowed to touch the money, dear!"
"Oh, waah. Do you ever stop nagging?"
"I've gone ga-ga over Gah!"
"[Seeing Cosmo disguised as Timmy] "Oh sweetie, you feel warm. And you look positively green!"
"I better get the fish a thermometer too!"
"Yams! I should show them my yams!"
"Everything I touch dies!" (Everyone backs away.)
"I use the hideous and clearly dangerous things your father makes me because I love him, and it makes him happy!"
"You need to be more secure in your masculinity, like me!"
[to Trixie Tang] "Hey, that's a great costume! You look just like a bratty, stuck up, snotty little rich girl!"
"Oh, Internet, breakfast is ready!"
"And now it's fish wrap. Really NICE fish wrap."
Mr. and Mrs. Turner
Both: "Bye, School! Have a nice day at Timmy!"
Mom:: "That's the seventeenth bath this night, and he(Timmy) still smells like...Pheew-alien barf!
Dad:: "I've got some steel wool in the garage!"
Timmy:: "As long as my parents don't have to use the bathroom in the next 10 minutes I should be okay."
(cut to Mom and Dad at dining table)
Dad:: "Hey Honey, wanna challenge me to a water drinking contest?"
Mom:: "Okay, let me just add these chocolate laxatives to my High-Fiber-O's. And for added fun, let's make it prune juice."
Dad:: "PRUNE ME UP, BABY!"
Mom: "Was that the Dinkleberg's car?
Dad: "I hope so, that's what I was aiming for!" (both laugh)
Mom: "I punished Timmy by making him eat chocolate, which in retrospect, wasn't such a good punishment after all. "
Dad: "Unless it's that reindeer chocolate, eew!"
Dad: "Dinkleberg..."
Mom and Dad: (After Vicky accused Timmy of what she did) TIMMY!
Dad: (In Crocker's body) Narrow hips... hunch on back... ear on neck... peculiar tattoo... single kidney? I'm gorgeous!
Norm the Genie
[to Crocker] "Hold on there, Hunch Back of Never-Dated-A-Dame."
[to Crocker] "Seriously, have you ever *talked* to a girl?"
[about his hatred for Canada] "They've had it too good for too long."
[about wishing for more wishes to Crocker] We always tell them they can't, but actually, you can. We've been bluffing for centuries.
[to Crocker] You're not as stupid as I thought. Or maybe it's too soon to tell.
Timmy Turner
[repeated, right before disaster] "What could possibly go wrong!?"
"Boring conversation. Can't focus."
[Jimmy & Timmy shake each other's hands between universes] James Isaac 'Jimmy' Neutron: "Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius." Timmy Turner: "Timmy Turner... Boy."
"Hi. I'm Timmy. I have a short attention span and..." [walks away]
[to Dad] "No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay."
[to Tootie] "It'll be our little secret... of LOOOOOOVE!"
"Awesome- boys fighting over me!"
"I don't care what my therapist says. I will always love you Trixie Tang!"
"Uhh, the internet!
"Internet!"
"I wish for.. [random wish every time]"
Tootie
"TIMMY!"
(first line) "Is that you Timmy!?"
"I'm so wet, you can't even see how much I'm crying!"
"Why won't you give my love a chance?"
[Timmy is being jeered by every girl at his school] Fat girl: "Who'd want to be HIS valentine?" Tootie: "I WOULD! I think he's dreamy!"
Timmy: "Tootie, I'm gonna kick myself for this tomorrow, but... Tootie, would you be my valentine?" Tootie: "Yes! YES! YES!"
[to Francis] "You leave Timmy Turner, my one true love, alone you big gray bully!"
"You're here? In my house? My Timmy Tracker must be malfunctioning."
"You trashed Vicky's room! You've done what I've always dreamed of, and never had the courage to do! You're my hero! Even if you are in a dress..."
[speaking through Timmy's You Doo doll] "I love Tootie, she's smart, she's funny, and she's so much prettier than anyone, especially that icky yucky Trixie!"
"Your holding my hand!"
"Your holding my hand again!"
"Timmy! I gotta go potty!... Oops, no I don't!"
"Don't hurt him! He hired all these actors and rented out this whole stadium all because of me! I love him more than ever!"
Tootie: "Don't worry! Your parents will be here to pick you up any minute!"
Timmy: "How did you know that?"
Tootie: "I didn't tap your phones!"
Dark Laser: "Aren't you too young for lipstick?"
Tootie: "Don't push my buttons bub, and I won't push yours."
"Hi Timmy! I just got my mouth to mouth resuscitation badge!"
"Now pucker up, LOVER BOY!"
"I don't care what my therapist says, I will always love you Timmy Turner!"
"Kiss me, you fool!"
Trixie Tang
"Hello empty bus seat."
"Oh my gosh! I just realized I'm totally in love with rock stars!"
"You're rejecting me? Oh my gosh! I'm so into you now! I'm going to leave 1,000 messages on your answering machine!"
"Tell me I'm pretty!"
"I'm ignoring you. I said I'm ignoring you! STOP IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU!"
"He's so unfeeling! That makes him cool!"
(under You-doo) "I-think-I'll-sit-here-with-my-favorite-pink-hatted-buck-toothed-loser".
"Get away from me! You're a monster! A totally hot MONSTER!"
"I knew it! You were trying to gnaw your own arm off in a desperate attempt at freedom!"
(observing that she and Timmy are the only two people on Earth) "But... that means there are less people around to adore me... I NEED SOMEONE TO ADORE ME!"
(going crazy after Timmy goes to the bathroom) "Where did you go?" Don't lie to me. Who's in there? What's her name? TELL ME I'M PRETTY!"
"LOVE HURTS! And it makes a fine mulch for your lawn or garden."
"Missiles sold separately!?"
"I missed you, Timmy. Did you miss me? WHERE DID YOU GOOOOOO!?"
Trixie: "WHY AREN'T YOU HERE COMPLIMENTING ME?!"
Timmy: "I just did.."
Trixie: "NOT IN THAT LAST SENTENCE!"
"Timmy! You've killed my seemingly harmless plant! You are SO not my boyfriend!"
Veronica
[blinded by Timmy's shiny teeth] "MY EYES! My perfect blue eyes!"
[about Timmy's sudden popularity] "Trixie! It's a trap! See, I told you, I knew!" *looks around crazily*
[about Timmy] "Actually, my love for him burns with the white-hot intensity with of a thousand suns, but I can't let Trixie know that."
"Call me Trixie! TRIXIE!"
"I AM TRIXIE!"
"How many pink hatted, buck toothed losers does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"I'm Hawk Gal! I can fly at speeds of 20 and 40 miles per hour and have all the powers of a hawk and a girl!"
[Timmy reading Veronica's mind in Mind Over Magic] "Why ISN'T that loser talking to me?"
"What do you think of my new outfit? It's made of tissue paper, sugar and powdered milk!"
"I still can't see, but those two kids sound really unpopular."
"Look who decided to wear clothes today. Hahahaha." [Timmy doesn't react] "Insults not working... AHHH!" [faints]
Vicky
[repeated, often screamed] "TWERP!"
Vicky:"All right twerp, time for bed!"
Timmy Turner: "But it's only six o'four!"
Vicky: "Well, it's nine o'four on the East Coast. BED!"
"Gah? What kind of name is Gah?"
"Gah-ah...! Playing hard to get only makes me want you more!"
"But I'm miserable. Why won't anybody believe me? I'm-(A large sundae appears) Ooh, vanilla!"
"[The actor playing Crash Nebula is] a hunksicle!"
"Hey! That punk's tryin' to steal the car I'm stealing!"
"Pick up the trash and the octopus!"
"Okay, I believe you. Try not to get trampled. Your screaming will disturb my quality 'Ignore Timmy' time."
"I ooze brilliance!"
"When I was eight, my mom said my turtle ran away. But he didn't run away, TURTLES CAN'T RUN!"
"When I get up there, you are going DOWN!"
"Knock, Knock! Heeeere's Vicky!"
"Check out the fun, destructive things you find lying around a stately mansion!"
"Today's episode is brought to you by the letter 'V'."
"I only wish that someday I can make the whole world this miserable!"
"Your temperature's normal, and so's your cholesterol. I want you to sit back and play mindless video games while I run and do those nasty chores, you cute little imp of a boy, you!"
(Practicing cheerleading) "Fe-fi-fo-fum, who's the girl who sucks her thumb? I am! I am! Why did I say that?"
(Again Cheerleading) "1, 2, 3, 4, I shoplift from every store!"
(Cheerleading) "I lie a lot, I cheat in school, I'm scared of cows but love being cruel! I pick my nose when no one looks, and wipe them in your history books!"
"I don't mean to be mean all the time. I just am."
"I'll be busy sleeping."
"Pink hat and buck teeth on a kid? Ewwwwwww! Pink hat and buck teeth on a Norwegian male supermodel? Yeahhh!"
"We have time for one more ride together: The Marriage-Go-Round!"
(Visibly sick) "Ugh...I don't ever want to see another piece of candy again." [Huge pile of candy falls on her] "IT BURNS!"
"You're not hiding anywhere! You have chores to do!"
"I'VE LOST MY NORWEGIAN SUPER MODEL!" Polar Bear: "And that's the password!"
"I had the greatest dream. I almost took over the world and destroyed everybody."
"Shut-up you little TWIT"
Wanda
"Thanks a lot, Mr. Contagious! Now I have the fairy flu!"
"Oh, shut up and kiss me, will you?"
"Oh blah, blah, blah...YOUR needs!"
"You bet me for a nickel?!"
"What's strange, that I'm not strangling Cosmo?"
"My Cosmo-is-about-to-make-Timmy-dead senses is tingling!"
"Two fairies had a thought in their head, had a bet to decide who'd I wed, But when during their bout, their big secret got out..." (Juandisimo) "...And now both of those morons are dead?"
"And here's Wanda with the news: Vicky's going to kill you when she finds out what you're up to!"
"The Double-T in the Morning show is brought to you by 'Vicky Stinks!' Remember: Vicky Stinks!"
"Oh, waah. Do you ever stop nagging?"
"I told you, You-Doo dolls are dangerous. [goes under You-Doo spell] But what the heck do I know? In fact, poof up a whole big box full of You-Doo dolls! And let's wish up more pudding for Cosmo! I'm a nag! Let's do the Nag Dance! [singing] You nag it to the left, You nag it to the right, I love to nag my husband all day and night!"
"Zappy fight! Oh, that's right: You don't have one!" (Wanda to Blonda)
"Whoever you are, you're going down" (Cosmo) "Whoever I am, no I'm not!"
"Cosmo, you idiot!"
"Cosmo, stop spinning the newspaper!"
"...Nag Nag Nag..."
Cosmo: I married the smart one!
Wanda: I married the- (pauses) -well, he's cute, right?
(To Timmy in "Just Desserts!") "Make the wish!"
[Judy puts a plate in front of someone]
Judy: Sorry about the toast, dear. I had to make it in the oven because I cannot find our toaster anywhere.
Hugh: Oh, looky. Well, this oven toast is brilliant, sugar booger. And the yolks are absolutely perfect, too. Run away with me, my love. (gasps when he reads the box)
Judy: Okay. But we have to take my car because you transmitter needs a new compression cup.
Hugh: Whatever. (peeks inside box to take out a prize toy duck) Oh. this is a good one. Quack quack quack. (chuckles)
Judy: Will you try calling Jimmy? He is going to miss the bus again.
Hugh: Jimmy! BREAKFAST! Time to come down! (sing-song with his toy duck) Down down down down down quack. Down down down down down quack quack.
[Sheen is up for show and tell at school]
Sheen: This is Ultra Lord!
(the class groans)
Ms. Fowl: Sheen. This is the seventh week in a row you've shown Ultra Lord in class!
Sheen: I'm sorry, Ms. Fowl... but this one is different! This "Purple Vengeance" edition with power fists and nuclear knees is in rare, never-before-seen condition; making it HIGHLY COLLECTIBLE!
Cindy: "Never-before-seen," huh? Well, then, how do you know it's even in there?
Sheen: Hmmmm...
(Sheen takes Ultra Lord out of the box and mockingly waves it in front of Cindy)
Sheen: Nyah-nyah.
(Cindy gives Sheen a smirk. Sheen suddenly frowns, realizing what he has done)
Sheen: NO!
Cindy: After class, I'll be happy to demonstrate how boy dinosaurs got their butts kicked by girl dinosaurs on a regular basis!
Carl: (takes out inhaler) This is my inhaler. It provides fast-acting relief of bronchial swelling due to asthma or allergies. One touch of the button and-(accidentally sprays his eyes) AAAAAAHHHHH! OH! I CAN'T SEE!
[Sheen notices a poster for Retroland theme park]
Sheen Juarerra Estevez: Hey! Hey! Retroland theme park! Check it out! [Takes poster off pole] "Meet Ultra Lord! Live!"
Jimmy Neutron: Oh look! [Takes poster from Sheen] Its the "State of the arts Gravity Rides!" [Sheen takes back poster]
Sheen Juarerra Estevez: I could hang out with Ultra Lord!
Carl Wheezer: [Takes poster] And there's a petting zoo!
Jimmy Neutron: [takes poster] But look at this!
Sheen Juarerra Estevez: [Takes poster] No! "Meet Ultra Lord live!"
Carl Wheezer: [Takes poster] Llamas and Capybaras!
Sheen Juarerra Estevez: Who cares!? "Meet Ultra Lord live!"
Carl Wheezer: [Dances in excitement] Yeah! But I'm going to touch a llama!
Judy: (calls from downstairs) Jimmy!
(Jimmy comes out of the fireplace.)
Jimmy: Hi, mom.
Judy: Oh! Oh, Jimmy, you scared the bajeebers out of me.
Jimmy: Oh, sorry about your bajeebers, Mom. And might I add how lovely you look today?
Judy: Jimmy, I'm covered in transmission fluid.
Jimmy: Exactly! And might I say filth never looked so good.
Judy: Yes. Well, how was show and tell today?
Jimmy: Was okay. But first, (pulls out bouquet of flowers) happy birthday, Mom!
Judy: (takes bouquet) Jimmy, these are beautiful! But sweetie, it's... not my birthday.
Jimmy: Oh, it's not? Well, (pulls out a pearl necklace and earrings) then whatever will I do with these lovely pearls and priceless earrings?
Judy: (takes necklace and earrings) These can't be real.
Jimmy: Oh, but they can, and they are! (snaps fingers and Goddard grows a speaker, disco ball, and spotlights with 40s style music playing) And all these fabulous gifts and prizes could be yours if you know the correct answer to this question: Please may I go to Retroland tonight?
Judy: (gives Jimmy bouquet) No. It's a school night.
Jimmy: Thank you so much mother! And might I say-(music stops) Did you just say no?
Jimmy: What good is it to be a genius if you can't even go out on a school night? Goddard, options.
Goddard: (viewing options after Jimmy gets grounded) Apologize, your parents love you.
Jimmy: (After some silence) Next.
Goddard: (viewing next option) Create a time capsule, escape to the future.
Jimmy: That'll take too long. Next.
Goddard: (viewing next option) Build Goddard a female poodle.
Jimmy: GODDARD! This is serious!
Goddard: (viewing next option) Sneak out.
King Goobot: Tell me. When did it come unacceptable to approach my royal throne UNANNOUNCED?!
Yokian Guard: Oh yes. Of course, my King.
King Goobot: SPACE HIM!
Yokian Guard: But, hey...
(Yokian Guard gets spaced out)
Ooblar: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!
(screaming)
Ooblar: Ohhhh!
(crash)
Ooblar: Oh, I missed it... Can I, can I space another?
King Goobot: No.
Ooblar: Oh, please, brother?
King Goobot: I said "No", Ooblar.
Ooblar: (sing-song) Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please...
King Goobot: I would love for that to stop.
Ooblar: (continuing) Oh please, Oh please, Oh pleeeeaaassse. (spots the toaster) Oh, what have we here? (clears throat) As the king's royal assistant, I am the offical checker of the new things to be checked.
King Goobot: Ohh.
Ooblar: (plays with the toaster until the toast pops out) It's all right, it's all right! I'll handle this.
(starts to interact with the toast)
Ooblar: Hello!
(silence)
Ooblar: WHAT GALAXY ARE YOU FROM?!
King Goobot: Ooblar.
Ooblar: WHERE IS YOUR LEADER?!
King Goobot: Ooblar, stop it. It's toast.
Ooblar: Oh. (takes the toast) Hello, Toast! I greatly admire your ship
Sheen I'm peeing, in the shower!
[later]
Sheen I'm still doin' it! Go, go, go!
"My Clothes Don't Match" Kid: (singing) My clothes don't match, my clothes don't match! I'm out in public and my clothes don't match!
(Sheen emerges from a large pile of popcorn)
Sheen: What a battle. Are there any survivors? (falls back in the popcorn; his hand rises out; desprate) Help me.
(Jimmy sees a TV that says "KIDS SPECIAL REPORT.")
Oleander: (Arnie laughs and throws a piece of paper over Oleander's head) We interrupt this program to bring you this special report. (Arnie puts his hand on the camera and messes around with it) Hey, knock it off, Arnie! (clears throat) "Trouble in Paradise." (Arnie holds up two fingers behind Oleander's head) That's what some kids are saying in the aftermath of yesterday's "Mom and Dad are gone" celebrations. (the cameraman moves the camera away from Oleander; Oleander pops out) Here's Courtney Tyler. (chuckles)
Courtney Tyler: What started as an awesome day has become, like, a real bummer.
Kid #1: (runs past) Help us!
Kid #2: (runs past) I don't know how to make lunch!
Kid #3: (offscreen) I want my parents!
(Kid #1 runs up to the camera.)
Kid #1: Somebody hold me!
(Courtney Tyler is interviewing Nissa, who is holding her hurt knee.)
Nissa: I-I was playing on the teeter-totter, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground and my knee hurt!
Courtney Tyler: (clears throat) Reports of tummy aches, owies and constipation have reached epidemic numbers over the past few hours, with little indication of slowing down.
(Courtney Tyler is interviewing another kid.)
Kid #4: And so we were going to see who could eat the most cotton candy... (camera zooms out, revealing he's bloated) And I won! (sobbing) I want my mommy! (burps)
Courtney Tyler: So, there you have it... I want my mommy too! (sobs)
Judy Neutron: James Isaac Neutro-BURP!
Tommy: Everything's back to Norman.
Angelica: You dumb babies, monsters are just frigments of your infactuation.
Tommy: Hang on to your diapies babies, we're going in.
Angelica: You babies are so dumb, I can't believe you lived to be one.
Charles Finster Sr.: When I was a kid, Christmas was always kind of disappointing. The best gift I ever got was a rubber glove and a tongue depressor.
Chuckie: They're scary just like the English Muffins!