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A/N: So sorry this took so long. I've been getting loads of homework. I do try and make all my chapters at least 1000 words long so that's why they take so long as I usually spend two sessions doing each half. And these are barely ever close to each other. Blame homework basically. I hope you like it. Thankyou for everyone who reviews I love you guys! Its always nice to get a review from someone who likes your story. So enjoy and please review! )

Monique sat Lily down onto an armchair the moment we got into the Common Room.

"What are you laughing about?" Monique demanded.

"I –gasp- was just thinking –gasp- that what if –gasp- people thought –gasp- we were –gasp- you know!" Lily collapsed into giggles once more.

"What? Tell me or I'm going to slap you!" Monique hissed. Lily continued to giggle. "You'd better tell me or I'll start throwing vases at the first years again." Lily stopped giggling.

"Fine," she said.

"Honestly Lils, you care about those first years too much," Monique said.

"I was thinking that what if," Lily held back laughter once more and Monique reached for the nearest vase. Lily grabbed her hand. "No stop it. I was thinking what if people thought we were, going out!" Lily began laughing once more.

"Is that it?" Monique asked. Lily nodded, her face bright red and unable to speak.

"You have a warped sense of humour," Monique smiled and sat down next to her friend. Lily had never been someone to be normal, or to be someone who made sense.

"Malcolm!" Monique's head snapped up. Kiera was waving at her. She came over.

"Hi," Monique smiled.

"Heya! We haven't spoken for ages! I just want to thank you about Sirius. We're great together and it's all thanks to you!" Kiera hugged Monique.

"Erm, your welcome," Monique forced a smile. She felt a surge of great jealousy towards the bubbling blonde. Argh! I hate her! What a goody two shoes. Who the hell does she think she is? Miss World or something. God she's so fake and her shoes are soooo last season. Stupid cow, I hate her.

"I hope it's ok though," Kiera said.

"Yes, it's fine. I told you it's not a problem!" Monique fake-smiled again.

"Well I'm meeting him in the Astronomy tower soon so I've got to get ready!" Kiera grinned. Then she ran off to the girls' dorm. Slap on a shed-load of make-up to make your ugly face look faker than your personality you mean!

"You so hate her," Lily said.

"I don't," Monique denied.

"You do!" Lily said.

"Don't"

"Do"

"Don't,"

"Do, do, do, do, do! Do times infinity!" Lily yelled.

"Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't! Don't times infinity add one!" Monique yelled.

"Whatever," Lily sighed. "But why do you hate her?" Lily pondered on this for a moment.

"Ohmigod!" she screamed and jumped from her seat, causing everyone in the common room to look at her strangely.

"What?" Monique asked in a bored voice.

"You fancy Sirius!" Lily hissed, grinning.

"I do not! I wish everyone would stop saying that!" Monique snapped.

"You know how you 'lied' to Kiera and told her you were gay?" Lily asked.

"Yes," Monique sighed.

"Well because you fancy Sirius that wouldn't be lying would it?" Lily said.

"Well actually little miss smarty pants it would. Because I don't have … boys bits it would be a totally straight thing to do," Monique said. "Not that I do, I mean that I am. I mean…" Lily just laughed.

"Shut up Lily Evans!" Monique snapped, although she was smiling. Then, suddenly, James charged into the room.

"SO IT WAS TRUE!" he yelled. He lunged at Monique, knocking her (or him, however you want to think of it) straight to the ground.

"Potter, what the hell are you doing?" Lily yelled. James had already punched Monique straight in the face. She punched him back and soon they were brawling on the floor.

"Immobulus!" Lily yelled. Monique and James were in a standstill. Lily muttered the counter curse for Monique.

"What the hell was that for?" Monique yelled. That stupid, immature prat! And to think I thought he was a decent guy! What a weirdo. If he thinks he can go round attacking people… I know what I'd like to do to him. I'll twist his balls so far around he'll never be able to walk properly again!

"I'll say the counter curse for you if you don't attack Malcolm," Lily said. James was unable to answer but Lily muttered the counter curse anyway.

"You know what Cornwall I thought you were alright. I was coming to find you to tell you that you're still on the team. That we all forgive you for messing up our game. But then I find out this! I thought we were mates you know!" James yelled.

"What the hell are you on about?" Monique yelled.

"I can't believe you're just going to stand there and pretend that you don't know what you've done wrong! It's obvious. How close you are with her!" James yelled.

"What are you talking about?" Monique asked.

"You and Lily! You're always together! I know you're going out with her behind my back! You knew I liked her!" James spat.

"Me and Lily? There is no me and Lily!" Monique yelled.

"Don't lie to me again!" James yelled.

"Potter! Malcolm and I are not an item you idiot. Who the hell told you that. Only an idiot would hear some stupid rumour and then come and beat someone up for a reason that may not be true!" Lily screamed.

"I don't−" James started.

"What? You don't believe me? Well that's not a first since you never believe me every time I say I will never go out with you! Just because you like me doesn't mean I can't go out with anyone else. You're so arrogant and possessive Potter. That's why I will never go out with you!" Lily yelled.

"Well that's nice to know," James said. He walked out of the common room. There was silence. Lily sighed and flopped down into an armchair.

"What the hell are you all looking at!" Monique screeched. "Go on piss off!" Monique picked up a vase and glared at the onlookers threateningly. They dispersed and Monique threw the vase at the wall before throwing herself onto the armchair next to Lily's.

"Great, this whole thing has been a disaster," she said.

"No it hasn't. And its not over yet Malcolm, I won't let you just give up because of stupid James Potter," Lily said. "No you are going to get on that team."

"How?" Monique asked.

"I don't know!" Lily said. Monique rolled her eyes and scowled. She hated James Potter soooo much she would gladly twist his balls round so much they'd go green and fall off.