UPDATE
I've officially decided I'm going to restart the series. Expect a reboot of this series in another fic sometime soon. In the meantime, I'd like to apologize for the stupid things I did to this series. This time I've actually done my research, but I'm afraid the damage I've done to this series at the moment (and probably my reputation as a writer as well) is too great, so I'm going to have to rework this series, fix all the damage I did, and set its repairs as another fic. Sorry if this inconveniences some of you readers, but hopefully the new series will make up for that.
Sincerest apologies,
Gen. Texas
