Hello and welcome to Christmas Tells ALL! Today we have a very special segment. And what's so special about it?

Jack: I'm here?

Well yes but you're pretty much always here.

Jack: All the better.

Anyways, today is special because we got our 25th review! And seeing as this is a CHRISTMAS short, I certainly hope we all understand how important the number 25 is.

Bernard: Yes, yes we get it. Christmas is the 25th.

That's right. It also means we have one quarter of a 100 reviews. Once we reach 50 I'm throwing us a HUGE party! Whoop, whoop!

Charlie: Sweet. I'll bring candy.

Booya. Okay I'm done. Let's get these questions, T or D, and /or other humiliating moments done with. Our first is from Swedish . They ask: *Fixes hair so it is covering her blush* I feel like an abnormal person now...but that was awesome! I have half a mind to dare Scott to go back to Springwood and bring Freddy with him. However, I will restrain myself. My only dare is for Lucy. I dare Lucy to sing a song about how awesome Jack is. Hope you like your song, Jack.

Glad you found it awesome. Okay Lucy, do you have a song for Jack?

Lucy: As a matter of fact I do. (Clears her throat). Frosty and chilly and covered with snow, these are the things about Jack you should know…

Jack: Oh yeah!

Lucy: He's crafty and clever and knifty and neat. He's charming and witty and secretly sweet. Believe it or not, he's cool and he's hooooot! He's Jack!

That was sweet. Jack: Bravo! Encore!

Lucy: Do you want a hug?

Jack: NOOOO!

Okay. Our next question is from Anna. She asks: Well, I'm sorry to disappoint. Sadly, I don't work for the government...that's probably a good thing. I'm sure people wouldn't like the thought of me being in charge of something so important. Anyways, I loved the performance. I have a question for Mother Nature and the Sandman. Did you enjoy the kiss? Well, luckily for some people, I can't think of anything else. By the way, Jack, I concur. You are most definitely sexy.

So true. I must say, someone who can come up with this stuff probably should NOT work for the government. Mother Nature, tell us all the dirty details.

MN: Well…It was nice but truthfully….YUCK! That man has food in his beard from the 1700's. I had to go home and disinfect my mouth. For the love of earth, please never make me do that again!

Huh, I thought you liked him.

MN: I thought so too until I realized he doesn't clean his beard.

Okay gross. Let's just move on. Our next question is from Hotarukiryu. They ask: (blushes a little) thank you Bernard. By the way how did you decide on wearing your hat, it's so cool. Jack it's nice to know you liked Kaguya, maybe I should introduce you to Snow Miku. Santa do you have a favorite cookie? Thanks again guys, Sayonara.

Bernard: (Blushing) You're welcome. Thanks for the compliment about my hat. I am very close to it. I got the idea a long, long time ago. I have extremely curly hair you see, so I decided to find a way to keep it under control. I went through a fedora faze, a top hat faze, and even a baseball cap at one time before I found this hat at a shop. It fit perfectly and I've worn it ever since.

A fedora faze? Sweet!

Jack: Kaguya is a babe. If you want to introduce me to some other ice angels, feel free. (It wouldn't hurt if they happened to get my number as well)

Santa: I don't have a favorite cookie but I have a least favorite. I can't STAND raisins but if a kid leaves them out for me I'll eat them just because it's the thought that counts.

Well that's nice. I definitely wouldn't be that way. If someone left me a plate of mashed potato I'd give them a nasty look and leave.

Santa: Mashed potato? You don't like mashed potato?

Nope.

Santa: Freak…

Gee thanks. Okay before I whip out the claws, lets get to our next question. Oh Jack you should be excited.

Jack: Really? Why?

Well, Princess Snow Kaguya asks:

Hmm so I am actually liked by Jack, I thought as much. Jack I dare you to sing I'm too sexy and do a dance while singing.

Jack: Oh yeah! By the way, call me! Hit the music.

Okay! Jeez do I look like a maid to you?

Jack: I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my loveLove's going to leave me/I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirtSo sexy it hurts/And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for MilanNew York and Japan/And I'm too sexy for your partyToo sexy for your partyNo way I'm disco dancing/I'm a model you know what I meanAnd I do my little turn on the catwalkYeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeahI do my little turn on the catwalk

Okay whoa! Keep the clothes on! Maybe I do need a censor…

Bernard: Told you so.

Hush. Okay that's enough Jack. Is that the Sprinkler?

Jack: You wish you had this.

Moving on now. And on to our last question for the day. Violentjay asks:

Hello. This Is ViolentJay. And I got a question for Bernard: "Are you aware that there are hundreds of isnane fan girls on writing creepy fanfiction stories about you? How do feel about that? And what would you say to them?" lolAnd for my Second Question, for Bernard again: "Do you think you need a vacation? Where would you go?"

Great questions. Bernard?

Bernard: What? There's MORE of them? I thought SHE was enough!

Teehee.

Bernard: Don't teehee me. This is ridiculous. As for what I would say, I'd probably ask them what it is that's so appealing about myself. If anyone can share, please do. I have no idea what it is about me that anyone would actually love.

Your modesty for starters. Face it Bernard, you're a hunk.

Bernard. (Blushes) Oh jeez. Okay as for the vacation. Absolutely. But I wouldn't be able to. I don't plan on leaving Curtis as head elf ever again. If I somehow COULD go on a vacation however, I'd go to Hawaii to visit my parents.

Well that tis' all. As a reminder, our fan war is at 3 for Jack, 2 for Bernard, and 1 for Charlie. Keep voting! Please enjoy and ask away. This is Christmas Tells ALL (as if you didn't already know), and I'll see you next time! Toodles!