Disclaimer: I don't own Buffy, or Rugrats

A little while later, Ira, Glory, and the Scoobies sat in a carriage travelling through the 'Ooey-Gooey World' ride. The place was completely covered in green goo, while robotic creatures sang and played goo-covered instruments.

Behind your couch is a land of sludge,

A home to wrappers, toys, and fudge.

Gummi bears, balls of hair..

"Sheila" Glory hissed into the mike, "Remind me to eliminate whoever wrote this hideous song!"

"Look, no hands!" cried Ira happily, throwing his hands in the air as the carriage rolled down a hill. "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Meanwhile in the back of the carriage, Xander and Anya were studying some of the goo that gathered there.

"It's so soft and squishiful" Anya giggled, gathering some in her hand.

"It's good stuff" Xander agreed. "Let's stock up!" With that, the pair began to stuff handfuls of the goo into their diapers. The carriage passed a robot blowing a bubble through it's trumpet, and the bubble burst, splattering goo over Willow's eyes.

"Ezackly how am I apposed to find the Slayer with my eyeses all googlied up?" said Willow, trying to pull the goo away but getting her hands stuck to it instead.

"Here!" Faith giggled, picking up her bottle and squirting Willow in the face. This washed the goo away, but left her dripping with milk.

"Thanks I guess" the little redhead frowned.

"Look, the castle!" cried Buffy, pointing out a rounded window through which the volcano could be seen. "Let's go see the Slayer, Willow!"

"You g-guys" Tara frowned. "They said to k-keep your hands and f-feets inside the c-car at all times."

"That didn't stop her." Xander pointed to Faith, who was already climbing over the back of the carriage.

"Come on!" she called, beckoning them to follow. "I'll show you the shortcup!"

"Faith, no!" cried Willow, but it was useless, as the other Scoobies were already following her.

"Th-this is a b-bad idea" said Tara, worried.

"You guys, you guys!" Willow called desperately.

"Come on, Willow!" Faith called. "What are you waiting for?" Willow sighed in defeat.

"Here we go, another Buffy" she rolled her eyes as she climbed over the back of the carriage, pausing to help Tara up after her.. In the security centre, Sheila spotted the Scoobies leaving.

"Faith!" she cried, talking quickly into her microphone. "Madame, the babies are gone!"

"Finally.. I mean what?!" Glory hissed. She glanced over at Ira, who was holding Dawn and singing along to the 'Ooey-Gooey World' song. "Get them back, before Weezy finds out!"

Sheila pressed an alarm with a picture of a baby on it, then sent out an announcement.

"Security, we have an emergency situation!" she cried. In a nearby room, a group of demons the same species as Jinx, dressed in ninja gear, leapt into action.

"Let's go!" cried one.

"Quick!" said another.

Faith led her new friends out of Ooey-Gooey World and into the main EuroAngelLand theme park. They paused as a group of sprinklers activated, squirting up in the air, then ran over after they had stopped. The ninja demons spotted the Scoobies and gave chase, but were caught in amongst the sprinklers as they shot up again. Faith then led the kids over a bridge, with the ninjas still in pursuit.

"This goo is giving me a diapie rash!" cried Anya. She pulled a handful of the green goo out and tossed it over her shoulder. One poor demon slipped in it and his pants fell down, revealing underwear with little pictures of Glory's face on them, while all the other demons tripped over him. The Scoobies then ran up a flight of stairs, leading them to the top of a giant snake slide. Faith dove in without hesitation, sliding down on her tummy.

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" she squealed happily. Buffy, not one to be outdone, leapt right in after her.

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" she echoed. Xander and Anya grinned at each other, then followed eagerly. Willow climbed into the mouth of the slide, hesitating, until Tara climbed in behind her, grabbing on to her waist and offering words of encouragement, even though she was just as scared.

"D-don't worry Willow. It's j-just like the slide at the p-park back home, only b-biggerer."

"Okay" Willow nodded, clinging tightly to Miss Kitty. Both girls slid, screaming. The demons tried to slide after them, but got stuck. After flying out the end of the slide, the Scoobies bounced through a jumping castle. The ninja demons, after they had made it out of the slide, bounced after them, but burst the castle with their shoes and found themselves trapped in the remains. The kids ran into an elevator at the base of the volcano.

"I told you I knowed the shortcup!" said Faith proudly, pressing the button to take them up.

"That was the longest shortcup I ever tooked" Xander frowned.