1 or 2 reviews is not enough. give me reviews or give me death. And by the way, chelzwwefan is the winner for guessing right when i asked who you thought were Parker's friends. congratz hunny.

Jay woke up when Parker shook his shoulder. "Jay, c'mon. We just landed." After a few moments of stretching, both wrestlers got off the plane and got their luggage. Jay wore a plain white tee with regular jeans and black sneaker. But Parker wore her hair down with no dye in it, a black spaghetti-strap top with a built in bra, gray cargoes like what Lita used to wear and black converses. But what really sold the outfit was the CKY beanie on her head.

I'm gonna give you whatchu need! I'm gonna make your ears bleed!

Parker's cell rung as loud as it could, and she answered it with a huge grin. "DUDE, WHERE YOU BITCHES AT?" Jay was shocked at what she said. Did she always talk this way? "Okay." Parker then started looking around until her eye widened. Jay followed her line of sight and couldn't believe who, or really what he was seeing. Two guys dressed up as limo drivers were standing about fifteen feet from them. One looked crazy while the other had long wild hair. "Bam, if Dico kills me and my pro, we will haunt you for the rest of your life." And with that, she hung up and put her phone in her pocket.

The two men walked up to Parker and Jay. The crazy one spoke first, speaking in a weird pirate accent. "Here, missy. Let me get them bags for ye."

Parker dropped her bags and hugged him. "God I missed you, Dico." She said. Dico hugged her back just as tightly.

"What about me? I was the one who helped you get back at Raab for stealing your bras." The other one complained.

Parker hugged him as well. "Rake, you are one crazy S.O.B." Rake hugged her back.

Stepping back, Parker made the introductions. "Jay, this is Rake Yohn and Brandon Dicamillo. Everyone calls him Dico." Jay shook both of their hands. "Rake, Dico, this is Jay Reso, my pro."

"I thought his name was Christian." Rake said.

"Ring name. You know, like Undertaker or Edge." Jay explained. As they talked, they walked outside to find that their ride was a stretch Hummer limo.

"Bam really missed me." Parker bluntly stated.

After an hour of riding in the hummer limo, they pulled up to Castle Bam. "Whoa." Jay said out loud.

"My first word when I first saw this place, too." Parker giggled. "Now you know why I act the way I do."

"You were on the show?" He asked.

"Yep. Moved away six years ago. Everyone hated it. Kurt was lead guitar for CKY, but dad said he wanted all of us to move together. Guilt bombing on all of us to go with him. So, I come over here every chance I can."

Once they stepped out of the limo, the CKY Crew ran out of the house, tackling Parker and dog piling on top of her. "Bitch, you better be staying longer than a day this time!" Bam yelled from on top of the pile.

"I figured three or four would be good. Now, all you cock-suckers get off me or I'll bitch slap every single one of you!" Parker yelled. Everyone rolled off of her and helped her stand up.

"Parker, we decided to have a few extra friends over for you." Bam said as he pointed to the front door. Suddenly, Jukka and Jarpi ran out and tackled her to the ground.

"It's time for Parker to park her ass home!" Jarpi yelled.

"No way are you leaving us again." Jukka stated.

Parker pushed the Dudesons off of her and stood up, hopping on Jukka's back and going for a piggy back ride. "I can't believe you guys came here for me."

"Of course. First female Jackass. First female member of CKY. First female Dudeson. Why not visit one of our own." He explained. "Now! To the Pirate Bar!"

Everyone cheered and ran inside. Well, not everyone cheered and ran inside. Jay was still standing next to the limo. And Rake was picking up Parker's bags. "Welcome to Castle Bam, dude." Rake said as he led Jay inside. "You and Parker are gonna have to share a room for now."

"That's fine. We share hotel rooms, so it not so different." Jay honestly didn't know how to talk to these guys. They spoke a completely different language than him. But he'd have to learn if he wanted to get along with Parker's friends.

After entering the house and going upstairs, Rake showed Jay the room. After Jay dropped his bags on the floor, he fell onto the bed. But the peace didn't last long. Rake had to ask questions. "So, you're Parker's trainer?"

Jay sat up. "Yeah."

"What did you think was going on when you found out your rookie was a chick?"

"I didn't have any thoughts at the moment. All I could think about was how a hot girl got into the business." He answered.

"Huh. So, you and Parker. You think she's hot?" Rake asked.

Jay was started to feel like he was being interrogated. "Yeah, anyone can see she's hot."

"Well, just to warn you, man. If any of the other guys see you staring at her for too long, they might punch you." The CKY member informed. "And I'm not saying that as a pun because of your job. I seriously mean it. They'll punch you out. Hell, last time she visited, some dude from the party wouldn't stop flirting with her and Raab knocked him out. We love our baby sister. And if anyone we don't like over stays his welcome, we get rid of them." And with that, Rake walked out of the room.

Jay kept thinking about what Rake said. He needed to keep his guard up at all time from now until they left. He then decided to go down to the bar, whicj was easy to find. Down stairs, Jay found everyone sitting around the bar in front of a laptop, watching videos of their shows. Jay walked over and stood next to Parker, curious about what went on.

Bam, Raab, Novack and a teenage Parker were carrying spray cans and regular cans of green paint and walking over to an ugly car. What two things caught Jay's attention was that Parker's hair was dyed orange with yellow and red streaks in it, and she had a can of spray paint tucked into her pants. "What makes this so much better is the fact that the car's borrowed." Parker said to Bam. They all stood in front of the car, and then Sean Penn and his son, Hopper, came up.

"Hopper, you have the honor of the first paint." Bam said as the young boy hopped on top of the car and splashed the green paint all over the windshield. Parker then helped spread the paint all over the hood while Bam spray painted the hub caps. Parker then pulled her spray paint out from her pants and started spraying "KNOXVILLE'S MY BITCH!" on the hood. Everyone was laughing as they finished.

The entire CKY Crew ran into the hotel and went straight to Johnny Knoxville's room. After a few moments of knocking, Knoxville opened the door, only to get pushed back and spray painted by Bam. A few minutes later, both men walked out of the room and noticed that everyone had green paint all over them. They led him outside to the car. The expression on hisd face pretty much said "I am so fucked for this". He walked over and after reading the hood, he turned to the Crew and asked, "Whose bitch am I?"

Parker walked up, wrapping her left arm around his shoulders and said, "Mine, obviously." She then quickly swung her right fist down, punching Knoxville in the dick. He fell dow and laughed as he coughed in pain. Everyone else cheered and laughed for Parker.

"You actually did this stuff?" Jay asked.

Parker turned to her pro and smirked. "Of course. It's how I grew up. Whenever my dad worked, my brothers couldn't always babysit me." She then turned to her friends. "Guys, do me a favor and don't hurt him. I need him to train me while I'm here. Okay?" Everyone gave a bored "yes". "Good. Because my last night here, he and I will wrestle in the ring for the grand re-opening of Fast Eddie's Tree Top Casino!" Everyone cheered for this plan. All they needed to do now was make sure Jay didn't get hurt by means of their everyday lives. This was going to be Hell.