Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or it's idiots, but I own this plot and Dara Tity^^
Chapter 10: Newspapers and failing
Hichigo clutched his cheek as he looked at the girl who furiously took a book from the bag she had gone to the hallway to take.
The white one looked at the cover and read some words he didn't understand.
"C-ca-calla mie-mieg pr-princ-princessa...?"
He tried to say the words on the cover of the book, not at all successful. Dara looked weird at him and asked:
"Are you trying to pronounce 'Kalla mig prinsessa'?"
She of course said the title of the thing in her hands fluently, because it was in swedish, and she was a swede, so why shouldn't she know how to say it?
Hichigo slowly nodded and asked:
"How can you speak in that weird language?"
"Well, I've grown up with it, so for me it's not that hard..."
Dara answered him.
"Well, what is the title in english?"
Hichi asked the blonde owner of the 'apartment'.
"Call me princess."
She said without hesitation.
"And who is it written by?"
The white one asked.
"By a danish author by the name Sarah Blædel."
She answered, even the danish name could come of pretty good by her mouth.
After some hours of trying to teach Hich swedish, though that was really unsuccessful, Dara finally fell asleep with the book in her lap, a peaceful expression on her face.
Hichigo looked at Dara. *Cute..* he thought as he watched her, then he realized what he had been thinking, and at that point he was banging his head into the wall, while mentally trying to lecturing himself... But, well... Let's just say that it went like the swedish lesson...
*She's not cute, she's dangerous and from a country with wikings! She's strong and... Whatever! I'm becoming crazy!* he lectured himself while his head was losing more and more brain-cells.
Suddenly Dara opened one of her teal eyes a little to look at the white idiot.
"What are you doing?"
She asked him sleepily.
"Nothing. Just go back to sleep."
Hichi told the girl, who happily obeyed him.
*That was a close one... Close to what?... Well, isn't that was you usually say? Ah! I should just shut up, I'm losing my mental health...* he thought sadly while laying down on the floor of the 'apartment' trying to fall asleep.
After english with Aizen and religion with Byakuya it was technology with Urahara, and the Urahara subjects wasn't really the twins' best subjects... Let's leave it at that...
Dara and Hichigo sat down beside each other, waiting for the blonde teacher-bastard to come. Then Ichigo and Rukia walked into the class and sat down by the table on the right of our odd pair of friends.
"Hellu, Rukes."
Dara greeted Rukia, who giggled and greeted back with a:
"Hi, Da."
"Already at that good terms I see."
Ichigo observed loudly. The girls turned to the orange head and giggled for, as much as he knew, no reason at all.
Then the teacher walked into the class. His first words to the class that day was:
"Well, everyone, except Dara, Hichigo, Ichigo and Rukia has done the test in scince we had last week, so they're going to do it today."
They looked at each other and nodded. Dara and Rukia immediately paired up, and the boys had no choice in the matter.
They got some weird things in front of them. Dara and Rukia immediately knew what to do, and Ichigo got it too, but poor Hichigo was a little slow in the brain.
"What are we going to do?"
The white one asked the teacher.
"See what happens if you follow these instructions."
Urahara pointed to a paper he gave them.
Hich slowly nodded and said:
"Ich, you tell me what to do, and I do it."
Sadly enough his 'great plan' back-fired when he didn't listen to Ichigo when he screamed 'stop', and the liquids blew up in his face.
The white one, no, now black one looked at the teacher in front of him. Urahara rose an eyebrow, but then smiled and said in a sing-song voice:
"You fail!"
Then he turned to the girls.
"And you pass."
He said in the same sing-song voice.
Hichigo tried to jump and strangle Ura, but Ich was there to hold him back, so the teacher didn't die.
"This is going to be in the school newspaper in Friday."
Ichigo sighed.
"School newspaper?"
Dara asked confused.
"Oh, yes."
He turned to Dara.
"It's like a newspaper but with the events of the school. And the numbers always come out on Fridays."
At the mention of that Dara's whole face shone up.
TBC
A/N: Well, I know I update a little slow right now, but I have problems with inspiration. But I'm happy I have my friends who helps me ^^ In the next chapter there will be mentions of Narnia^^ Please review^^
Ja ne^^