Hey everybody! Sorry for the long wait for this chapter! I've been really busy with school and hanging out with people.
I've had a really crazy weekend with some friends, it was pretty great and it made me too tired to write anything.
Also, as you can tell I have changed the name of this story for a more year round ring to it. I plan for this story to be pretty long so yayyyyyyyyyyy!
Also, I would love if you guys started to give me more ideas for future chapters! And for the ones I have thought about, they should be coming up within the next few chapters.
Please enjoy this chapter!
Disclaimer: If I was Ryan Murphy, season 3 would have started sooner!
Finn Hudson: So school this week was pretty great!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Seriously dude? School is so lame.
Artie Abrams: Preach!
Blaine Anderson: I got slushied…
Quinn Fabray: You're officially a part of New Directions now then!
Rachel Berry: Well I believe what Finn said is a true statement. Although school is very boring and pointless to most people, I find it rather exciting. You get to learn something new every day and you also get to walk down the hall showing everyone how happy you are! Also, being a senior this year, we have to realize that these last few months of high school are going to be really special to all of us and after graduation, we're all going to go our own ways. You have to walk in to the school with a bright smiling face saying 'Today is going to be a great day! One day closer to my future career!' (:
Santana Lopez: Shut your trap, Berry
-Quinn Fabray and 2 others like this
David Thompson: Wow, Wes…I think Rachel enjoys school more than you do
Wes Montgomery: David, I do not enjoy school, I just enjoyed the Warblers…I miss my gavel )':
Finn Hudson: Buy a new one?
Wes Montgomery: *gasp* Finn Hudson! I CANNOT just buy a new gavel! That gavel was my baby. It made me in charge of everybody and it made people listen to me. That gavel had been with me for the past 3 years!
David Thompson: He would also sleep with it next to his bed…
Wes Montgomery: This is true!
Blaine Anderson: I have pictures!
Kurt Hummel: Oh…I've seen those! Blaine…are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Santana Lopez: Sex?
Kurt Hummel: SANTANA!
Santana Lopez: Oh like you two haven't done it yet!
Kurt Hummel: *ignoring Satan* Blaine…?
Wes Montgomery: Blaine is too busy drooling right now…we're at his house and we showed him a picture of you last year that we took ;)
Kurt Hummel: What picture?
David Thompson: Oh just you and this certain…leotard…
Kurt Hummel: WES! FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD…IF YOU DO NOT GET RID OF THAT PICTURE THIS INSTANT, I WILL FIND YOUR GAVEL IN THE COMMON ROOM AT DALTON AND SNAP IT INTO 2 PIECES!
Blaine Anderson: Wes just jerked my picture from my hands…
Kurt Hummel: I say we blackmail him
Blaine Anderson: Can I get something in return?
Santana Lopez: Wanky ;)
Kurt Hummel: Like what Blaine?
Blaine Anderson: You…leotard…my house…now?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: I have to agree with Santana on this one ;)
Finn Hudson: Bro! Why are you talking about your sexual life on my status? *shudders*
Finn Hudson: WAIT! WHY ARE YOU HAVING SEX?
Mike Chang: Well I picked a bad time to log on…
Lauren Zizes: Right there with you, Chang
Mercedes Jones: Uh uh white boy!
Brittany S. Pierce: Blaine make sure you kiss his neck right under his ears, he really likes that!
Blaine Anderson: Uh, what?
Brittany S. Pierce: When we dated last year, we were totally making out on his couch in his room, and after his dad came down to talk to us about burglar alarms, I kissed his neck and he moaned
Kurt Hummel: BRITTANY!
Brittany S. Pierce: Yes, Kurtie?
Kurt Hummel: Uh…nevermind
Blaine Anderson: Kurt…you and Brittany dated?
Kurt Hummel: I was going through this 'straight phase' because I thought my dad enjoyed being around straight guys more because he would always hang out with Finn, and I felt lonely, so I tried dating Brittany to get him to hang out with me more but my dad totally knew what was going on, so that's how that went
Santana Lopez: It was actually kind of hot if you ask me
Artie Abrams: We call it his 'butch stage'
Blaine Anderson: Butch?
Quinn Fabray: He would wear plaid button up shirts everyday and sing Melloncamp songs
Wes Montgomery: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Kurt Hummel: *bitch-glare at Wesley*
David Thompson: Wes just ran out of the room…
Blaine Anderson: And he tripped over my rug…
David Thompson: I'm still laughing
Rachel Berry: I just noticed how often we all get off topic here
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Yeah, we were talking about Hummel's sex life!
Tina Cohen-Chang: No, you guys were talking about that, as in only a few of you, not the rest of us
Finn Hudson: Yeah, we're definitely NOT talking about my brother's…uh…that stuff
Santana Lopez: Suck it up, Jiggly boobs, and Blaine, didn't you ask lady hips a certain question?
Blaine Anderson: Wes, David, go home. Now.
David Thompson: Why?
Wes Montgomery: Don't you love us anymore?
David Thompson: YEAH! Don't you?
Blaine Anderson: I love Kurt more, come over, babe?
-Tina Cohen-Chang and 4 others like this.
Quinn Fabray: Awww!
Lauren Zizes: The gay ones are always the best
Blaine Anderson: :D
Kurt Hummel: On my way, babe (:
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Get some!
Brittany S. Pierce uploaded pictures to the alum Lord Tubbington &Boodle Ookins' Wedding!
Brittany S. Pierce: Thank you all for coming to Lord Tubbington's wedding, he was very happy!
Santana Lopez: It was no problem honey, we love Lord Tubbington
Mercedes Jones: Yeah, he's a great cat
Finn Hudson: I thought he looked kind of cute in that top hat he was wearing
Mike Chang: Don't forget about his bow tie!
Finn Hudson: How could I?
Kurt Hummel: Britt, how did they meet anyways?
Brittany S. Pierce: Well, Lord Tubbington was outside smoking one day and Boodle Ookins walked by him and winked at him and then the next day, I saw them kissing under the tree
Blaine Anderson: So now they're married, how special!
Rachel Berry: I found it rather…interesting
Finn Hudson: I loved the cheetah decorations
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: I love how the only thing to eat there was fish and milk…
Brittany S. Pierce: I have leftovers if you want them, Puck!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Uhhh…that's okay Brittany!
Santana Lopez: Where are they right now, Britt?
Brittany S. Pierce: They're on their honey moon at Chuck e cheese chasing the mouse and making cat babies
Santana Lopez: Aw how romantic ;)
Kurt Hummel: I didn't expect to have that much fun at a cat's wedding…
Brittany S. Pierce: You and Blaine should have a wedding just like Lord Tubbington's! Then for your honey moon you can go somewhere and make dolphin babies!
Kurt Hummel: *facepalm*
Blaine Anderson: *facepalm*
Finn Hudson: *facepalm*
Rachel Berry: *facepalm*
Quinn Fabray: *facepalm*
Artie Abrams: *facepalm*
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: *facepalm*
Lauren Zizes: *facepalm*
Tina Cohen-Chang: *facepalm*
Mike Chang: *facepalm*
Mercedes Jones: *facepalm*
Santana Lopez: Britt-Britt, Kurt and Blaine can't make dolphin babies
Brittany S. Pierce: WHY? )':
Santana Lopez: Because only girls can have babies, just ask Quinn about it, she has plenty of experience in pregnancy
Quinn Fabray: Santana!
Santana Lopez: Yes tubbers?
Quinn Fabray: Enough!
Santana Lopez: I don't think so
Quinn Fabray: Ugh!
Brittany S. Pierce: Kurtie and Blaine will make a dolphin baby for me, won't you guys?
Kurt Hummel: …Of course, Britt!
Brittany S. Pierce: YAYY! I have to go now, Lord Tubbington and Boodle Ookins' are home and she's going into labor, she got knocked up before marriage, I have to punish them now. Quinn, can you come over and help me since you've been in labor before and know what to do?
Santana Lopez: LMFAO!
Quinn Fabray: Shut it, Santana! I'm on my way, Brittany
Finn Hudson: Well, that was interesting
-Rachel Berry and 10 others like this
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