NINJA NONSENSE

Sub-Chap 2

Lynk's Kakashi

Neji: ...

Lunar: Hi peoples!

Naruto: Sasuke still isn't back yet!

Lunar:hm...

Naruto:What's this chapter about?

Lunar: REad the title

Naruto: Lynk's Kakashi? who's Lynk

Lunar: A friend of mine.

Naruto: oh

Lunar: Let's cue the disclaimer segment.

Kakashi: CUE THE DISCLAIMER!

-Cue the Disclaimer-

Ino:- sigh- I cn'at believe that I volunteered for the disclaimer segment. This si so boring. When wil l the camera be on?

Shikamarou: -operating camera- Right now?

Ino: ah!

Shikamarou: hurry.

Ino: hurry.

ino: Getting Read for a hot date? Getting Married? Having a funeral? Or just want some flowers? Then come to the Yamanka Flower Shop!! We have flowers for cheap discount prices! If you don't like our selection, I'll use my Art of the Valentine to make you by something!!!!

Kakashi: O.O

Ino: So come to the 'Yamanka Floer Shop'! Remember, the Yamanka Flower Shop! Come by, or else!

kakashi:...

Shikamarou: O.O

Ino:what?

Kakashi: O.O

Shikmarou: You're scary!

Kakashi: O.O yep

Ino: -stomps off-

Kakashi:Lunar doesn't own Naruto.

-End Disclaimer Segment-

Lunar: Who are you more afraid of, me or Ino?

Shikmarou: you?

Lunar:...good. good.

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Lynk Hyuga was walking around, looking for the entrance to the Authoress's mansion. She wanted a favor, that only The Great Authoress could grant. Lynk soon came upon a huge gate, with the image of a cresent on it. Then an irritated looking OC, known only as Linaru, popped out of nowhere and opened the gate. Lynk waved at the blank-faced OC, who waved back and then dissappeared.

Lunk continued down the path, walking through a large forest, over a bridge, across the meadow, climbed a target, around a Walmart, under a dollar tree, through a starbucks, where she battled a rabid fanboy, beat the living hell out of a troll, amde fun of Dorothy, tired to shoot people, laughed at cartboys, stole a dollar, and took a 45 minute coffe break and muffin break.

Finally, Lynk made it to the Great authoress' mansion. Lynk traveled through OC invited hallways until she got to Lunar's office. Lynk walked into the office and smiled.

"Hey Lunar. " She said, sitting down. Lunar nodded.

"Hello Lynk need something?" Lunk nodded.

"Well... I want..."

"Well, what do you want?" Lunar asked.

Lynk leaned foward.

"I want Kakashi."

Lunar nodded. "Sure."

Lunar then dissappeared. leaving Lynk very excited. "Yay!"

-In Konoha-

Kakashi was walking to meet his team about 4 hours late. He paused and shivered. He had the feeling that he was about to get sensei-napped. He went to run, when he was lassoed. He turned around to see Lunar.

"My friend wants you." Lunar said. That morning, screams were heard all over Konoha. Team 7 thought i t sounded like Kakashi, but they ignored it.

-In Lunar's Office-

Lunar presented Lynk with Kakashi. Lunk squealed and then attached a taser cellar with a leash to his neck. Lynk dragged Kakashi away. Lunar laughed madly.

" This oughta make several great subchapters!"

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Kakashi: I hate you!

Lunar: I know.

Kakashi: Several Sub chapters?

Lunar: yeah. about 3-4. All about Lynks total power over you.

Kakashi: I hate you.

Lunar: I know.

Lynk: Kakashi!

Kakashi: -runs away screaming like the girly-man that he is-

Lunar:Stay tuned for more of the 'Adventures of Lynk and Kakashi-

Lynk: -chases kakashi-

Lunar:REVIEW! WITH QUESTIONS!