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Author's Note - Hey readers. Sorry I've never gotten around to updating. My senior year's been hectic. I'm going to try to revive my fic one last time, but if I have to put it on hiatus again, I'll probably just quit. If that happens, I'll make sure to post everything I was planning to do with the fic, so I don't feel like it was a total waste. But we'll worry about that if it happens. I hope you enjoy the new chapter.

Episode 10 - Newf Kids on the Rock

"Last time on Total Drama, World Tour! The competitors were exposed to a little culture. A field trip to the Louvre sent them scavenging through the world's most important works of art, while someone... ha ha, had them chased by a bear, a yeti, and a ticked off psycho killer! Sierra's obsession with Cody started to hit a new level in freakiness, and Lindsay won for Victory with her awesome clothing designs. Ultimately, it was Izzy who took the drop, leaving behind a sense of safety for the remaining contestants. I'll have to fix that. But now, it's time to drop the kids in another new location. Find out if they survive, right here, on Total... Drama... World Tour!"

(Theme Music)

As the jumbo jet soars through the skies towards its next destination, one contestant wakes from a peaceful sleep in economy class. Noah stretches and smiles. "No crash landings? No hijackings? Just a quiet and peaceful flight. I could get used to this." Two loud sighs alert Noah to his teammates. Owen and Tyler both look worried and sad. "All right, what's wrong with you two? This is probably the best flight we've had yet, and you two look like your dog just died."

Alejandro scolds him. "Have some compassion, Noah. Not everyone can be so delighted after losing a close friend and teammate."

Tyler speaks up to explain. "I'm not really sad. I'm just worried and stuff. You see... Lindsay's not the smartest girl around."

Noah snarks at his words. "No, Really?" Tyler glares at the remark. Noah rolls his eyes and takes out a book to read.

Tyler returns to his worries. "She already forgot about me once. What if it happens again?"

Alejandro disapproves of his feelings. "Come on, Tyler! You must have faith in Lindsay if you want your relationship to last."

Tyler looks down in shame. "I know... but Lindsay's my dream girl! I can't stand the idea of losing her again!"

After a moment of thinking, Owen gets an idea. "You could always give her a gift with your name or picture on it. There's no way she could forget you with something like that! She likes accessories, maybe a necklace or something."

Tyler is instantly excited with the idea. "Hey, that could work! Thanks Owen! Oh, sorry about voting off your girlfriend last time, dude."

Alejandro apologizes as well. "We're all sorry for that, right Noah?"

Noah responds with his trademark sarcasm. "Yeah, sorry for ensuring our own safety by voting off the psycho sweetheart."

Owen pulls his teammates into a tight group hug, choking at least one of them. "Aww, you guys are the best! Don't worry about it... Izzy seemed happy to go."

(Confession Cam)

Owen - "I'm still feeling a little guilty about voting Izzy off, but Al and the guys have really been cheering me up. The least I can for them is get us a win today!"

Tyler - He's digging in his pockets. "All I've got to make a present for Lindsay is a couple paper clips... and some string." He tries to combine the items to make a necklace, but it falls apart right after he holds it up. "Maybe I'll find something during the challenge today..."

Team Victory is busy finishing off the last of the leftovers from their dinner reward. Bridgette takes the moment to thank Lindsay. "Thanks again for letting me keep the dress, Lindsay."

Lindsay returns her thanks with a smile. "Don't mention it, Brit. Since yours worked out so well, I've been thinking of making dresses for my other friends on the show. I've already got designs set up for Bell, Kathy, and Sandy!"

Ezekiel sheepishly asks a question. "I don't suppose you'd want to make something for me?"

"Why would I make one for you, Zane? You'd look silly in a dress!" The three team members share a laugh.

Once the laughter ends, Bridgette raises a glass and proposes a toast. "To the best team I've ever had the pleasure to be a part of!"

Ezekiel and Lindsay match the cheer. "That's right, eh!" "Totally!"

(Confession Cam)

Lindsay - "I'm so happy that my team is filled with my friends this season! We don't have to worry about fighting or arguments or anything bad. The worst we have to worry about is voting another person off. But Chris wouldn't send such close friends to elimination... would he?"

Chris - "You bet I would! Maybe then I'd get some drama from this team. Seriously... I practically fall asleep half the time I cut to these bores!"

Back in economy class, Heather observes her teammates. Cody is stuck in Sierra's arms. Gwen and Courtney glaring at each other. Heather groans in disgust. "How are we ever going to get out of loser class when you losers can't focus on challenges?"

Gwen immediately insults her back. "Shut it, Heather."

Courtney gives her own reasoning. "You can't win them all. Besides, at least we have some expendable people we can vote off in case we lose." She shoots a glare at Gwen.

Gwen meets her glare and sends one back herself, as well as pointing right at her face. "You want to start something, Court?"

Courtney slaps her hand away. "No thanks. I don't need to lower myself to that level." Gwen slaps Courtney's hand back. Then they start a slap fight and soon they're wrestling across the ground.

Heather groans again. "This is exactly what I'm talking about! Sierra, Cody, help me separate these two."

Cody tries to squirm free from Sierra, but his efforts are for naught. "I'd love to Heather... but I'm kinda stuck here."

Sierra is too zoned out to hear Heather. "Oh, Cody... Your hair smells better than the finest of fancy perfume..."

"Ugh!" Heather gives up and stomps off, heading for the confessional.

Alejandro stops her before she leaves the room. "Having trouble controlling your team, Heather?"

Heather snaps at him. "Listen here, you! I've got enough to deal with besides you taunting me at every turn! So while I'm trying to fix my team, just leave me alone!"

Alejandro slyly smiles and whispers to Heather with his seductive tone. "Ah, but that's a request I can not fulfill. Our daily squabbles bring me too much joy, me amore."

Suddenly, the contestants are thrown off balance as the plane starts to lower to the point of hitting the ocean, and then rise up into the air repeatedly. The maneuver throws contestants off their seats. Cody manages to escape from Sierra. Courtney and Gwen quit their fighting as they try to keep their balance, only to crash back into each other. Owen clings to Noah and Tyler in fear. But more interesting than all is Heather, who falls into Alejandro and ends up lying over top of him.

Chris and Chef laugh hysterically in the cock pit as they finally decide to land the plane in the ocean.

Gwen picks herself up off the ground and spies Heather and Alejandro. "Ooh la la. I see you're finally warming up to Alejandro, Heather." Most of the contestants in the room laugh at her misfortune.

Heather blushes and quickly gets up. Before storming off, she kicks Alejandro hard in the side, oh groans in pain.

(Confession Cam)

Heather - "I do not like Alejandro! He grabbed me so I'd fall on him! With his strong arms and... tough abs..." She starts to zone out, but quickly snaps back. "Ugh! He'll pay for this! If it's the last thing I do, I will make him pay!"

With the plane completely at a stop, Chris speaks to the contestants through the PA system. "Attention all Total Drama passengers! In accordance with emergency-landing procedures, you will now be shown the nearest exit."

The contestants try to fight back, but one by one, they are all pushed out a door and into the ocean by Chef. With his task finished, Chef laughs and taunts the cast. "Hope you all enjoy your swim! I love my job."

While the contestants tread water, a boat drives up to them. Chris walks out, dressed in a sailor style rain coat, and addresses the contestants. "Hey there, ya landlubbers! Ready to get your sea legs?"

Sierra is instantly excited enough that she actually takes her focus off of Cody. "Oh, oh! Please tell me we're going to Newfoundland! I've always wanted to see the birthplace of Canada's beautifulest host!"

Chris smiles at the compliment. "Aye, it's gonna be a great homecoming for the great McLean at Canada's beautiful east coast! It's just a hop and a skip... that way!" Chris points ahead of where the group is, but the only thing visible is a goose, which quickly passes out from exhaustion. "Before we start the challenge, each team must swim over to a boat and get ready to paddle. Hurry up, or I'll start the challenge with you guys still in the water." The teams waste no team in swimming for their boats.

Courtney takes the chance to give her team directions. "Listen up Amazons! If we swim in a v-formation, like geese, we'll be faster!"

Heather tries to rush her teammates. "Fine, let's just do it!"

Gwen questions Heather's unusual agreeing attitude. "Courtney's bossing us around, and you're OK with it?"

"I don't care what happens, so long as we win this challenge. Let's go people!" She swims off with her teammates close behind.

(Confession Cam)

Gwen - "Heather really shouldn't let her obvious crush on Alejandro get in the way of making good decisions. I know more than anyone how relationships can ruin someone on this show. My relationship with Trent really screwed things over for me last time. Still... sometimes I miss what me and Trent had when back in the first season.

The other teams swim past the Amazons as another argument stalls them. "I'll take the point!"

Heather grabs her before she can take her place. "Okay, let's not get too crazy here. I've got point."

"Look, I'm a very experienced swimmer. I was a synchro captain. I coach minnows! I am a C.I.T.!"

"More like a b-i-t-c-"

Gwen interrupts before things can get any worse. "Guys, let's get going."

Over with the other teams, Victory is climbing into one of the boats. Lindsay's the first to climb in, and to her horror she realizes her makeup is running. "Oh no! If I'd known we were going swimming, I would've put on my waterproof mascara!"

Bridgette climbs in next, overhearing Lindsay's cries. "Are you going to be fine without it?"

Lindsay just smiles and pulls a little kit out of her pocket. "No worries. I always carry my emergency makeup kit for situations like this."

Ezekiel climbs in last and makes a discovery. "Hey, there's only two oars here."

"I guess one of us will have to sit back while the others row." The two notice Lindsay busy in reapplying makeup. "You ready to row?"

"Always, eh!"

Team Chris is also climbing into their boat. Alejandro jumps in first and compliments his team. "Excellent work, my porpoise squadron! Allow me." He holds out a hand to help Noah and Tyler into the boat.

Down in the water, Owen's trying to pull himself into the boat with little success. "Hey, Al! Could you give me an Ale-hand, bro?"

Alejandro shudders, but keeps calm. "I think I'll need help from the whole pod to wrestle in this whale." All three of the guys in the boat grab Owen and try to pull him in. The boat almost tips over, but the boys finally manage to get him in the boat. Owen collapses in the back of the boat. Alejandro takes the moment to give his team their instructions. "All right. Tyler, Noah, you take the paddles. I'll navigate. And Owen... just sit in the back and try not to capsize us."

Owen salutes him. "Aye Aye, captain Al!"

By now the Amazons have reached their boat and are climbing in. Heather quickly shouts instructions for her team. "Courtney, you navigate! Sierra, you and me are rowing first. Gwen and Cody, you sit back and take over if we get tired. Let's do this, team!"

With the contestants in place, Chris explains the challenge. "All righty, contestants! Are you ready to row, row, row your boats? The first two teams to reach the shore will advance to compete for first class. Last team there's out of the challenge. Also, if you manage to catch some seafood along the way, you'll be getting a special reward later on!

This new information catches Heather's attention. She turns back and speaks to Cody and Gwen. "You two focus on catching some fish. That reward will be ours!"

Alejandro also uses the new information to change his plans. "Owen, can I count on you to catch some seafood... and not eat it?"

Owen smiles and grabs a fishing pole out from under him. "You can count on me, Al!"

(Confession Cam)

Owen - "Tasting is different from eating, right?"

Chris sounds a horn to start the challenge. "Now go!" The three teams shoot off, taking quick speed across the waters. Unfortunately, they're forced to stop when Chris yells back to them. "Oh, I almost forgot!" The song chime rings, followed by the usual groans and complaints. "Remember kiddies! If you don't sing, you're out of the competition!" Music starts to play and an electric guitar starts off a catchy beat.

Sea Shanty[1]

Alejandro: We're heading down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore!

Owen: I can't wait to try the cooking, will I have three helpings or four?

Gwen and Cody: We can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!

Courtney: Row harder, faster, both of you! For the win, work up a thirst! Stroke, stroke, stroke!

Lindsay: We're singing on the ocean, and the song is really catchy!

Bridgette: It's called a sea shanty, Lindsay.

Lindsay: Really? Hey, that could rhyme!

Tyler: Noah, you surprise me. You're not as wimpy as you look!

Noah: Thank you, Ty, and I have to say, you're not bad for a schnook.

~~~~~ "What's a schnook?" "Don't worry about it." ~~~~~

Sierra and Heather: We're trying our best, Courtney, please stop your stupid cries!

A large marlin jumps out of the water.

Gwen: Cody, do you see?

Cody: Could it be?

Gwen and Cody: It's our ticket for the prize!

Bridgette and Ezekiel: Oh, it's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!

Team Victory: Beware, or we'll catch ye, with the sea shanty!

With the song finished, the camera moves to focus on Chris and Chef, moving along in their own motorized boat. "Think they're getting any better?"

Chef scoffs. "You kiddin' me? They're all amateurs! I was in a musical once. Got a standing ovation and an encore!"

"Nice! What musical was it?"

Chef stares blankly at the camera. "Uhh... I'd rather not talk about it."

His words slightly creep out Chris. "OK..." Chris changes his focus to the camera. "Who'll make it to the rock? And who's heading straight for the chopping block? Find out, after the break!"

Commercial Transition Used Here

Back with the challenge, the camera focuses on Team Victory. Lindsay notices a bobber for a lobster trap. She grabs it and pulls it into the ship. The cage has a single lobster trapped in it. "Look guys! I caught a crab!"

Rather than correct the excited girl, Bridgette simply congratulates her. "That's great! Now we can get some of the special reward too!"

Lindsay reaches into the trap and pulls the lobster out, holding it close to her face. "Hey there, little guy. I love the coat of red on your shell. Are you ready to enjoy the victory cruise?" The lobster glares at the girl and clamps down on her nose. Lindsay screams in pain. "Oww! Help! Get it off! Get it off!

"Lindsay!" "We'll help you, eh!" Bridgette and Ezekiel stop rowing and try to help pry the creature away from Lindsay's face.

(Confession Cam)

Lindsay - Sporting a bandage over her nose. "That's the last time I try to be nice to a crab!"

Team Chris is rowing along at a steady pace a short distance behind the other teams. Tyler seems fine, but Noah appears to be winded.

Alejandro squints at the distance and sees something that excited him. "I can see the shore! Owen, have you managed to acquire any seafood?"

Owen pulls his fishing line out of the water and turns to face his leader. "Well, let's see. I've got a few delicious looking fish swimming in this bucket." He holds up a bucket for Al to see, and a fish jumps out and slaps him before escaping to the ocean. Owen is unfazed and placed the bucket back on the floor. "I pulled up a few delectable lobsters waiting waiting for butter." He grabs a lobster and it pinches his finger. "Oww!" He drops the crustacean and nurses his finger. A small squid crawls up on an unsuspecting Owen's head. "Umm... and I had a squid, but I'm having trouble finding it. Here squiddy! Here boy!"

This news satisfies Al. "Great! Noah, you can take a break. I'll take over for you."

"Thank you!" He hands him the oar and collapses in exhaustion.

Alejandro takes Noah's previously occupied spot and turns to Tyler. "Get ready to kick it into high gear!"

Tyler's excitement peaks at the idea of going all out. He'd been holding back to match Noah's speed. "You've got it, Al!" The two start rowing at top speed, sending their boat racing through the water. The squid on Owen's head barely manages to hold on.

The team dashes past the Victory boat, who are still trying to remove the lobster from Lindsay. Their speed causes a wave to splash the group, which finally manages to make the creature release its grip. It doesn't get the freedom it desires however, as it simply hits the floor of the boat. Lindsay examines her nose for damage.

Ezekiel realizes who just passed them and panics. "We're in last place now! We gotta book it, eh!" The rowers grab their paddles and race after the other teams.

Cutting back to Team Chris, they manage to catch up to the Team Amazon boat, an accomplishment that enrages Heather. "Pick up the pace, Sierra! We're not letting those stupid boys beat us!"

Worried about their chances of being beat, Courtney starts yelling at her team. "Stroke, stroke, stroke, faster! Come on ladies, is that the best you can do? I've seen kindergarteners row faster than you! Stroke!"

In the back of their boat, Cody is deep in focus to catch something. "Come on... come on..." He feels a tug on his line and pulls back in excitement. "Yes! I've got something! And it's a big -woah!" Due to the combination of the boat moving one direction, and a strong pull on his line from the other, he's nearly dragged off the boat and into the water. Luckily for him, Gwen gets a grip on his shoes. Unlucky for him, the rod gets stuck to his shirt. "Help! I'm about to be kidnapped by a fish!"

Sierra hears his cries and instantly panics. "Cody!" She immediately abandons her post and rushes to his aid. She grabs Cody's legs and pushes Gwen away. "Out of my way! I'll save you, Cody!"

He can only groan at his predicament. "Oh, great! I'm stuck between a fish and a wet place!"

The lack of two rowers practically forces the Amazons to a standstill. Alejandro takes the moment to taunt them as his team pulls ahead. "See you at land, my beautiful and spunky competitors!"

Heather nearly explodes with rage. "Sierra! Get back here and row!"

She completely shuts her down. "No! Cody's life is on the line! I've gotta save him!

"Your life's on the line if you make us lose again!"

Courtney cuts in and tries to calm the situation. "Calm down, Heather! Let's just pull Cody in before we get too far behind. Hopefully we can pull that fish in too and get some of the reward."

Heather grudgingly agrees to the plan. "Ugh! Fine! But I want it on record that they're to blame if we go to elimination!"

The four girls grab hold of Cody's legs. Courtney starts off the count. "1, 2, 3, pull!" While the Amazons deal with their rescue, Team Victory manages to row past them. "1, 2, 3, pull!" On the fifth repitition, two major things happen. The fishing line snaps and the fish swims away, and then Cody's pants are ripped off. Lukily, he's wearing underwear this time. With his two safety nets gone, Cody goes crashing into the water.

Sierra panics and dives right in after him. "Cody!" She emerges from the water with Cody in her arms. He simply groans.

Heather facepalms in annoyance. "Oh, great! Now we lost our lead and the fish! I refuse to accept any responsibility for this!"

Gwen speaks up, annoyed with the girl's constant complaining. "When have you ever take responsibility when things go wrong?"

"Don't start with me, goth girl! Let's just get back to the race before Team Victory can pass us." She grabs one of the paddles and prepares to start rowing.

Cody climbs into the boat and delivers some bad news. "Um... they passed us a little bit ago."

Heather snaps. "What?"

(Confession Cam)

Heather - "Ugh! These losers keep making it harder for me to decide who to vote off first! Why did I have to get stuck on a team of screw ups?"

Cody - "The upside to all that? A couple hot ladies had their hands all over me! The downside? Sierra stole another pair of my pants."

Sierra - She smells Cody's pants and blissfully sighs.

Chris and Chef are standing on a beach, waiting for the contestants to appear. Chris springs into action when Team Chris reaches shore and starts cheering. "In a come from behind finish, Team Me is first! Doesn't give you an advantage though, since this was just a race to weed out one of the teams."

Alejandro shrugs off the news. "We still get the pride of beating the others."

"That you do, and it looks like the team you'll be competing with is arriving now!" Team Victory arrive at the shore and look to Chris for good news. "Congratulations, Victory! You'll be competing with Team Chris for the prize of first class travel!" The team lets out a cheer. "While we're waiting for our losing team to arrive, how about you teams bring any goodies you collected along the way up to this picnic table here?"

The guys, minus Noah, carry up Owen's stash of sea creatures. Alejandro makes sure to pluck the squid off Owen's head.

Owen makes sure to ask the big question on his mind. "So... we get to eat these later, right?"

Chris tries to calm the large boy. "Patience, Owen. You'll get your share later."

"Good, because I think those lobsters would go great with some tartar sauce. And the fish would taste even better, if you-"

Chris silences the boy and changes the topic. "Oh, look! It's our missing contestants!" He walks up and adresses them with fake concern. "Amazons! What happened?"

Courtney informs the host of their previous situation. "We had to rescue Cody from a fish."

Dripping with fake interest, Chris moves along with the challenge. "Interesting... Well, since you're last here, looks like you're out!"

Heather's anger gets directed at Sierra and Cody. "I am so voting one of you off today!"

But Chris decides to deliver some good news. "However! In celebration for my homeland, this is a reward and penalty challenge! No elimination!"

The Amazons smile at their luck, and then frown in worry. Heather asks the important question. "Wait, what penalty?"

Cody hides behind Gwen in fear. "Please don't let it be more lederhosen!"

Chris smiles evily and explains. "Oh, it's nothing too difficult. Under Chef's supervision, you'll just have to clean the fish and lobsters the other teams brought in, and..." Chef carries in a bucket of clams. "Shuck all these giant clams!"

Heather is immediately grossed out. "What? Why? That's disgusting!"

"Well, I'm hosting a swanky beach shindig in a couple hours, and I already promised clean, beautiful Atlantic clams. Now shuck'em up, ladies!" Chris grabs one of the clams and chucks it at the team. Heather manages to grab it before it makes contact with her head, but some slime from the clam flows out and coats her face.

Before more objections can occur, Chef quickly shoves the team off to do his job. "Let's go, sisters! You've got a lot of work to do, and I ain't letting it cut into my party time!"

With the losers dealt with, Chris turns to the remaining teams. "All right, let's get to the next part of the challenge!"

Alejandro stops him. "Didn't you say the teams that bring in seafood get a special award?"

"You get a delicious clam and fish supper made by the Amazons! That reward special enough for ya?"

Nobody has any objections with it. Alejandro seems particularly happy with it. "Fair enough." Heather overhears the conversation and glares at the guys.

(Confession Cam)

Heather - "I am not a caterer! If Alejandro and Chris want a seafood meal, then I'll just have to add a little something special to the dish."

Chris and the remaining teams are together inside a cabin. The two teams are sitting on opposite sides of a wooden table. "Welcome, to my traditional Newfoundland kitchen part! In this part of the challenge, Team Chris will be going up against Team Victory in a screeching in relay! Screeching in is a ceremony performed by the locals to welcome newcomers. Team Chris, since you're ahead by one player, you can choose one member to help out the others with their tasks." Chris opens a cabinet and pulls out two jugs. "First part of the challenge, one member of your team must swig an entire jug of apple cider."

The task seems easy to Owen. "That doesn't sound so bad!"

Chris smiles with evil. "Correction: You'll be drinking apple cider vinegar. It'll put hair on your chest!" This worries a few contestants, unsure of the drink. "As soon as you finish, you can tag the next member of your team. They'll have to decipher a phrase spoken by my cousin, a Newfoundland local, Jerd McLean!"

A short man, sporting a full beard of ginger colored hair and wearing a yellow raincoat walks into the cabin. He wraps his arms around Alejandro and Noah's shoulders and greets the crew. He raises many eyebrows, as his heavy accent makes his speech nearly impossible to understand.

"Finally, you tag the last member of your team, who'll have to kiss a cod. It's gotta be a real kiss too! No eyes closed, no kiss on the cheek, I want to see sparks! Choose who's going to do what and we'll get started."

Alejandro quickly plans everything for his team. "Owen, you'll chug down that cider like it's nothing!"

Owen grabs one of the jugs and sniffs the contents. "Smells delicious!"

"Noah, I assume you want to put your brain to work and do the deciphering?"

Noah leans on the table and shrugs. "Sure, better that than kissing a cod."

"Great, that means Tyler, you've gotta take one for the team and kiss that fish!"

The idea of kissing a fish with his girlfriend in the room doesn't seem ideal to Tyler. "What? Why can't you do it?"

Al makes up a quick lie to save himself. "I would, but um... I'm allergic to that kind of fish! Yeah, I'd break out in hives if my lips made contact with such a creature."

He's still unsure, but Tyler decides to give in. "All right. I'll give it a try."

(Confession Cam)

Tyler - "The challenge isn't that hard. It's just... kissing a fish in front of Lindsay isn't the ideal thing to do before I try to give her a gift. I found something on the beach I think she'll love!"

Team Victory is unsure in their choices. Ezekiel finally volunteers to take the brain task. "I'd like to do the translating, if that's OK with you."

Nobody objects to it. Bridgette was actually hoping he'd take that task. "That'll be fine." Unsure of which task to pick, she decides to ask Lindsay. "What would you rather do, Lindsay? Drink the cider or kiss the cod?"

Lindsay scrunches her face in disgust. "Eww, I've had cider before. It was nasty! I think I'd do better with the kissing job. I had a kissing booth at school once, and I made so much money!" Ezekiel listens carefully, greatly interested in the information.

Happy to have the choices finished, Bridgette grabs the other jug. "I guess that leaves this for me then. I think I'll be able to stomach this stuff."

Lindsay suddenly remembers something that confuses her. "Wait, what's a cod?"

She doesn't get her question answered, as Chris decides to interrupt. "All right, contestants! Let's get this screeching in started!" Owen and Bridgette prepare themselves. "Ready, set, go!"

The two competitors start chugging their drinks as fast as they can. Jerd chants with his heavy accent making it barely understandable. "Chug, chug, chug!"

Owen slams down his jug with amazing speed. The drink appears to have no effect on him. He even tags Noah with a smile. "Not bad, not bad at all! Do you have any more?"

"Team Me takes an early lead! Can they keep it? Take it away, Jerd!" Jerd gives a short speech, seemingly in an alien language to everyone listening.

Alejandro and Noah are dumbfounded. "What?" "You can't be serious!"

Chris happily taunts the frustrated boys. "Better hurry if you want to keep your lead."

As if on cue, Bridgette slams down her empty jug. The stinging drink makes her cough and gasp for water, but she seems fine. "Finished!"

Ezekiel cheers as she tags him. "Awesome, Bridgette!" Then he surprises everyone by giving Chris an answer. "Jerd asked to use the restroom, eh." Everyone is further shocked when Jerd nods and confirms the answer.

(Confession Cam)

Ezekiel - "I've got relatives from Newfoundland, eh. You've gotta understand a few things they say, otherwise things get messy."

"And Victory takes the lead! It's time for the third and final part of the challenge. Time to pucker up! Yo Chef!" The chef walks in with a plug on his nose and a pot in his hands. He pulls out a cod and throws it in front of Lindsay.

Lindsay practically screams in disgust. "Eww! I thought I was supposed to kiss a cod, not a fish!"

Chris raises a confused eyebrow before choosing to ignore the girl. "Team Chris, you better get a move on! Jerd, another saying please." Jerd gives another nonsense speech. Noah smacks his forehead in frustration. "Any guesses, Alejandro?"

He tries his best to make a good guess. "The worst thing you can have... in your head is... no teeth?"

Jerd rolls his eyes and complains to his cousin. "Kids are as smart as a bag of rocks, mate."

Noah snaps at the insult. "Obviously nobody here except homeschool has a clue as to what he's saying! Either give us a translation book, or end the stupid challenge right now, because as far as I'm concerned, those aren't even words!"

Jerd smiles and snaps his fingers. Chris explains for a confused Noah. "Nice one, Noah! Jerd was complaining about how nobody can ever understand what he's saying." Noah slams his head on the table. "Tyler, time to pucker up!" Chef throws him another fish.

Tyler looks at the fish in disgust, but leaves it on the table. Instead, he stands up and walks over to Lindsay. "Umm... before I do this, I need to say something to Lindsay."

"What is it Taylor?" Tyler flinches and she realizes her mistake. "Oops, I messed up your name again, didn't I? Sorry."

"Lindsay... you're my dream girl. I want to be with you for as long as possible! But I have to be realistic. We're in a competition, and we're going to be separated worse than we already are eventually. And last time we were separated, you forgot about me."

"I could never do that again! I just mess up your name sometimes. I'm getting better."

"I know, and that's why I made you something to help you remember." Tyler pulls out what looks like a locket. Closer inspection reveals it to be a clam shell, painted red, attached to a chain. He opens the locket to reveal the insides. On one side is a picture of Tyler and Lindsay together on Playa Des Losers, and on the other is a heart with the words Tyler x Lindsay inside it.

Lindsay examines the locket with pure glee. "Oh, Tyler! I love it! I promise, so long as I have this, I'll never mess up your name again!"

Tyler puts the locket over Lindsay and steps back to look at her. He had made sure to make the loop big enough so the locket would rest on Lindsay's clothes, and not disappear into her breasts. He would have to thank Noah later for making that suggestion. "It looks good on you."

Lindsay pulls Tyler into a tight hug, which he happily returns. The pull their faces apart, just to lean back in for a kiss. "Oh, Tyler!" "Oh, Lindsay!" Just before their lips meet, a fish is dangled between the two. The both kiss the fish, and instantly break apart gagging and spitting.

Tyler looks up to see Alejandro as the culprit. "Dude! What was that for?"

Alejandro quickly defends himself. "I apologize, my friends. But Chris looked like he was growing impatient with the situation. And you know Chris's method of breaking up the moment would've been far worse."

Chris is holding a hose, aimed at the contestants. "It's true." He throws the hose behind him and gets back to the matter at hand. "Since technically they both kissed the cod at the same time... it's a tie! Both Team Chris and Victory will be enjoying a first class flight to our next destination!"

The teams cheer in triumph. Alejandro ponders to himself. "Excellent..."

The members of the winning teams are now busy enjoying their meals. The Amazons had made them all chowder for their supper. Lindsay and Tyler are eating together. Owen is pouring the food into his mouth in an endless stream. Even Chris is eating a bowl with the contestants. The only people not eating are the Amazons, who had eaten while the challenge was going on.

Everyone's attention is drawn to a scream of pain in the room. Everyone looks to see Chris with a mousetrap clamped over his mouth. "All right! Who did that?" The contestants and Chef all join in laughing at his misfortune.

Alejandro turns and whispers to Heather. "I assume that was your glorious work?"

Heather smirks at the boy. "He's not the only one that gets a surprise in their chowder."

Al's about to eat another spoonful of chowder when he notices a smell. He looks down and notices a dirty sock in his spoon. "Wait... is that?"

Owen confirms his fears. "My socks! That's where those went!"

(Confession Cam)

Heather - "At least I got some fun out of today's challenge. Now, if I could just get Sierra to stop obsessing over Cody, maybe we could win a challenge again."

Alejandro - He's rapidly brushing his teeth and angrily yelling in Spanish. He gargles and spits before speaking English again. "Nice trick, Heather! I think I'll pay you back by taking control of Team Victory during our next flight. We'll see how she avoids elimination when two teams are ganging up on her! This is gonna be fun."

Back outside the cabin, Chris addresses the camera alone. "Oh, Alejandro. You really are every reality show host's dream... and everyone else's nightmare!" He laughs his evil laugh before continuing. "Will Heather ever get control of her team? What's Al's next tactic going to be? Who'll be taking the next loser flieght home in tears? Find out next time, on Total, Drama, World Tour!"

[1] - Not much to say on this song. I feel like I ruined this one, but that's all I could come up with. I made sure everyone got a line and tried to make it fit with the beat.

The first break is when music plays while Owen dances. The second is just to make Noah and Tyler talking look pretty.

Visuals should be pretty easy to figure out. It just focuses on the contestants when they sing. I'll still specify where everyone is and what they do anyway.

Alejandro is standing in the front and plays the magically appearing accordion. Owen is sitting in the back reading a menu. Noah and Tyler are sitting in the middle, rowing.

Courtney is sitting in the front of her boat, taking out a megaphone to yell with the last part. Cody is fishing and Gwen is with him in the back of the boat. Sierra and Heather are in the middle, rowing.

And of course, Lindsay is sitting in the front of her boat. Ezekiel and Bridgette are rowing.

I'm going to be honest here. The entire point of this chapter is to get Team Chris and Team Victory together in first class. I would've cut out the location entirely if I didn't need that to happen.

Anyway, there's one more elimination before the 2nd Aftermath. Any guesses on who it'll be?

Preview lines for Jamaica:

"This is an intervention!"
"What have I been doing all this time?"
"Do you really think either of them will save you from elimination?"
"Stick with me, and I'll help you go far."
"Al!"