AN: I never have this problem. My parents go through more batteries than I do, so we always have some handy. Especially with the Wii being a much-beloved item in our household.
Voodoo-Mutant-Child-Oh, it's too late. Much too late! There's nothing you can do. If you're the religious sort, I suggest saying your prayers.
Jasmine Scarthing-Do keep in mind, my dear, that I do have a degree in psychology. I don't need my toxins to make your life very unpleasant.
"The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me...'Batteries not included?'..."
"What do you mean, batteries not included?"
Jonathan Crane stared at the package, feeling more than a little annoyed. Was it too much to ask that the voice changer come with batteries to make it work? Really?
This is all your fault. If you could just use my voice and be done with it, this would not be happening.
Your voice is lame.
And yours ravages my vocal cords.
So?
He rolled his eyes and looked grouchily at the box. Now he would have to back out, fight his way through the crowds of idiots, and hope that there were still batteries available.
Great.
"Kitty?"
"Yes?"
"Do we have any batteries?"
"No!"
"Will you go out and get me some?"
"Hell no! You're fighting the greed-crazed mobs by yourself!"
Damn.
THE END