The new Chevaliers:

Anakin Skywalker, Aka the Chosen One.

Reson of being a Chevalier: Had off-the-scale midichlorian rich blood, Diva's favorite flavor.(Nathan's instigation)

Chevalier abilities: Extreme use of the Force, along with invincibility so long he does not ingest Saya's blood.


Obi-Wan Kenobi, Aka, the Dude that Trained the Chosen One.

Reason of being a Chevalier: Diva herself was unsure why. (Nathan: The Hero with No Fear and the Negotiator comes in a set!)

Chevalier abilities: Pretty much the same as Anakin, except that he ain't the Chosen One, bla bla bla.


Harry Potter, Aka, the Dude Who is the Other Chosen One.

Reason of being a Chevalier: Diva was hungry.

Chevalier abilities: Magic. Can kill with use of some wierd green light that Solomon and Amshell plan to market.


Chiba Mamoru, Aka, Next Ruler of Earth if He Can Survive Another Bad Guy.

Reason of being a Chevalier: He is always victimized. Zip, Nada.

Chevalier abilities: Makes Diva's blue roses red.


Zuko, Aka, the Dude with a Scar and the Banished Prince of the Fire Nation Who Almost Became the Fire Lord.

Chevalier Abilities: Fire... lots of it. Heck, he makes Solomon's balls of supersonic death look sissy.

Reason of being a Chevalier: His hotness attracted Diva. (Solomon: No pun intended)


Last, but not least...

Captain Jack Sparrow, Aka... Captain Jack Sparrow.

Chevalier Abilities: Able to pop up almost wherever Diva and gang does.(Jack: Oi! I'm not a Che--- whatever you call those men who will make Will look effeminate!)

Reason of being a Chevalier: N/A. (Amshell: Anyone who turns this guy into a Chevalier is dead meat!) (Diva: But he's adorable)
(Amshell: No, young lady!) (Jack: Am I supposed to run now?)