The X-men then did what the X-men all ways do when things get bad. Spring into action and hope things go well.
Cyclops fired another shot at Deadpool who dogged this time and shot off Cyclops glasses. He was about to fire again when Nightcrawler teleported behind him and grabbed the gun disappearing again.
"No uh uh Mr. Fuzzy! You don't take my gun and get away with it." Deadpool said annoyed and teleported after him. This started a relatively confusing match until Wolverine managed to get a good gash in on Deadpools arm when he teleported by.
"AHH! The smelly one hit me! I need like thirteen showers now." Deadpool said.
Wolverine only frowned, "You all ways do bub." And hit him with his claws in the gut.
The autobots were shocked at such actions from any human when suddenly the guts started healing again. The twins noticed Luna still on the battle filed and made a dive for her.
Deadpool noticed and was about to beat them to it when Beast came up behind him and launched him about ten feet with a kick. Rouge tried to grab at him but he teleported behind her and kicked her lower back causing her to fall over. Storm then took to the air and started to five the twins some help by moving Luna towards them with the wind. Luna who was still in shock barley even noticed until Sunstreacker was holding her.
"Yo pip squeaks you okay?" Sunstracker asked Sideswipe poked her a bit.
"Cybertron to Luna? Hello?" Sideswipe said. Luna was into much shock to do anything. Suddenly when Deadpool fired another shot at the twins did they get moving out of there.
Ratchet took Luna and quickly dowsed her with water to snap her out of the shock.
"Deadpool! Who what battle, he will bring him God no oh gezz," Luna started rambling Ratchet dowsed her again, " . . . thanks. I needed that, was about to glitch worse than Prowl."
Suddenly Jean managed to arrive on seen and was in Deadpool head long enough to knock him out. Jean her self collapsed from the craziness of Deadpools mind.
"I hope I never have to do that again." Jean mumbled, "In the three seconds that took, I got something about Doritos and chocolate Sunday, bear feet slippers, and a tricycle. Together." She shuddered.
Cyclops held her and they went over to the Autobots who were still trying to ease Luna out of the shock.
"Hey squirt." Wolverine said sitting next to Luna, "He's gone and he's not here."
Luna visually relaxed a bit. And Kurt teleported next to her.
"Hey if it is not Lonny Luna Lovegood!" Kurt said happily making Luna smile a bit, "Things have been so boring with out you to film all my master pieces. After all how ells is the art to be parachuted."
Scott would have rolled his eyes if her were not so busy keeping them closed. Jean turned him towards the autobots so he could speck.
"Hello, assuming you're the Autobots? And Luna's new care givers?" he asked.
Optima's was about to reply when Skids asked, "Why you keeping your eyes closed?"
"If I open them with out my glasses it could destroy every single one of you." Scott said plainly, "Not a happy point and specking of witch did they land any where over here?"
Prowl handed him said object that had flown by him and gave them to him.
"Here you are the red ones? Interesting lens from my scans. One forth inch ruby." Prowl said as he put them on.
"Thanks." He said now able to see the bots, "You all seam bigger up close."
Luna suddenly got her nerve up to speck again after getting over the shock of seeing Deadpool, "Guys these are the X-men my old team, Scott, Logan, Rouge, Kurt, Hank, and Jean. X-men, the Autobots, Prowl, Optima's, Skids, sunstreacker, Acrece chroma and Elita, Mudflap Sideswipe, Ratchet, Wheeljack, and Ironhide."
Everyone nodded at each other and Ratchet finished his scans on Luna.
"Sever shock still in the system. Luna you need a good long recharge." Ratchet diagnosed as he set her down.
"I'm fine." Luna insisted, "Need to be ready incase he comes along."
Ratchet growled," were all ready for you Luna and you need recharge." And then asked, "Who is this "he" any way? You must have referenced him five times by now."
"I'm fine, I will handle it." Luna insisted.
Jean shook her head and made Luna pass out.
Ratchet looked at her surprised.
"She is okay. Just made her take a little nap," Jean said and turned on Optima's, "You have no idea how stubborn she is."
Prow finally asked, "Can you tell us why Luna is like this? It would be a great help."
Every X-man wined.
Logan and Scott stepped forwards.
"Boy Scout and I will tell Optima's here what we know. He can decide witch of the rest of yaw can handle it." Logan said with drawing his claws.
Suddenly Sunstreacker realized who this was.
"Your that guy from the story Luna told!" he burst out causing every one to look.
"What? The claws give me away? Or my charming personality." Logan growled out making every human take a step back.
The twins kept quiet but Ironhide spoke up, "Claws. And Luna talks about all of you fondly. And not really any one ell I know of. In the end she references you the most. Not sure what she sees in you myself."
Logan growled and was about to spring when he saw Luna turn over where Ratchet was watching her and him closely.
"Well if it was not for her," Logan said looking at Luna, "You would be scrap metal by now."
With that he went inside before the debate could go any further.
"Now listen big boy," Rouge said turning to Ironhide, "You think he is not any good you are wrong. Logan is the Best at what he does."
Ironhide watched as Rouge went off with Kurt and all of the twins while Hank and Jean stayed behind.
"If you don't mind my asking, "Said ratchet looking at Hank and Jean, "Who is it that you got Luna to sleep and he is that blue color. I understand the concept of mutants but do not know much about them directly. Luna is relatively touchy at giving any information about her self."
Jean smiled and said, "Habit by now probably, Hank her and I can answer any questions you have."
Elita and chiroma suddenly remembered the humans in the med bay and rand off to go see them leavening Ironhide to his thoughts with Wheeljack watching the mutants and twins interact.
"So why you blue man?" asked skids looking and Kurt.
"Part of my mutation. But these dazzling good looks," He teleported on top of Skids, "Have good benefits know?"
Skids fell over surprised as Kurt teleported a way.
"What can you do feme?" Mudflap asked looking at rouge way to close for comfort casing her to back up three feet.
"Names Rouge and if I touched you with my bare skin, you would be passed out, and I would get a good look inside your head. As well as anything that comes close to a skill you can do."
Mudflap moved away quickly at that.
Sideswipe spoke up saying, "Well since you are here who wants to prank Ironhide?"
Everyone got a smile at the thought.
Inside meanwhile, Optima's, Scott, and Logan had just sat down.
"So, why does Luna seam so cautious around everything?" Optima's asked looking at the two mutants.
"Not just looks bub, is." Logan said annoyed, "Every person that kid has ever known and trusted seams to have done something bad to her. Her foster mother sold her out to thoughts Brotherhood you saw, and they left her behind in a battle when she was injured. Her dad is not the kind of guy you want a kid to be around, and her mom was killed by him."
"Optima's looked surprised, "Who is her father as you put it."
Logan looked annoyed, "My enemy and my brother, Sabortooth."
Scott spoke up. "Perhaps we should explain in more detail."
Optima's nodded and Scott started talking.
"Luna was raised in New York State in a small town two hours from the city. Her foster and adoptive mother owned a small campsite that kept them comfortable and Luna hidden. Even at that age she had her ears and tail and though she did not know it, her mom hated her for it. One day when a "Special opportunity came," she sold Luna out to Mystic and she was taken by the Brotherhood of Mutants. There she learned the basics of fighting, and how not to clean a house. But she did meet Wanda who she is some how still on level ground with, Wanda is the one who all most crushed you with her power today, had the red coat on. One day while they were battling with another group of mutants, not us by the way, Luna got hurt badly and was left as a casualty of battle, she said she thought she hard Wanda calling for her the longest. Eventually she managed to heal enough to stand up once they left and was spotted by Sabortooth. He managed to take her to Magneto long enough to have her learn about him being her dad, and that he had killed her birth mom. Furious she some how got out of there and started her first round of wandering the country. When she saved Tony though, he took her up to us and stayed with the X-men for two years. Apparently though she has it in her blood now to never say in one place to long. And snuck out when most of the faculty was out in a battle. " Scott finished.
"And the kid since then has been wandering around till she meet up with you guys. We tried sixteen times to get her to come back, but she just wandered around meeting people and seeing the world."
Optima's went over this silently and nodded, that does explain a lot. Thank you Mister Scott and Logan."
"Yeah yeah bub," Logan said suddenly a loud explosion was heard and Ironhide yelling. They looked outside to see Ironhide covered in glitter glue of varying shads and rapidly hardening. Soon enough he looked like a giant angry and sparkly robot statue.
Rainspiral: Ahh I love a good prank.
Ironhide: Grrrrrr.
Rainspiral: Hey I only write the story, don't go looking at me.
Luna your own fault for walking strait into Kurt's favorite prank. Logan landed into once and Kurt found him self taped in the danger room for three hours. Apparently his powers "Mysteriously" stopped working.
Ironhide: I just want this slag off me.
Rainspiral: Not it. Oh and so every one knows these are the X-men from X-men Evolution, tv show. Cause I like the idea of them still being teens.