LOL, I got some REVIEWS XD
Needless to say that actually perked me up a bit.

Exams start soon so I will TRY TRY TRY to get at least two chapters up and running. Don't cha love me ;D ;D ? Just jokes of course.

I don't know where I'm going with this story but, here is "Bitter with a side of Stupid"

DISCLAIMER: DON'T PRETEND YOU DON'T KNOW IT OR ELSE ABBIE WILL EFFING RAPE YOU!

It sickened Abbie to her very core. Staring at that thing snuggling up to Mello.
"Jesus, where did she come from anyways?" She would ask herself...then immediatly snicker. Her mother's -sensor kicked in- .

It was a rare sight to see her anywhere near pissed. It was also likely to be served up with a side of stupidity.
Today was an exceptional day. Light, drifting snow, sparkling sun. A perfect day for the Wammy Boys' to take their new acquaintances into Winchester.
"This is going to be so cool!" Sloan cheered. Everyone had to agree. Even Abbie. That way, since Amber was tagging along she could think of many ways to destroy her accidently on purpose.

[Abbie's P.O.V]

Tch, I didn't get it. What made her so goddamn spectacular?
"Hey, you'll ruin your good boots if you keep stomping like that" Jay said.
"I don't give a flat-head screwdriver about my hecking boots." I barked. Ok, maybe taking my anger out on my two best friends wasn't a great solution.
"Chill little mama. We can go get some tea, doing a little browsing around, so cheer up!" Sloan urged as she took ahold of my hand.
I would've grabbed Jay's hand too, but she was taken by our sheeply little fellow. They'd be so much cuter were there not a height difference.

I settled for Matt's hand instead. Me and him were becoming really good friends. I think he really liked Sloan, how adorable.
I'm damn positive she likes him too... So who would I be with?

I sighed, "I'd be a lot more happier if it weren't goddamn nipple weather out here."
Everyone started to laugh. What was so funny? That's a serious matter! Screw these guys! :(
I pulled Matt and Sloan's hands together and put mine into my jacket pockets.
I didn't want to walk with all of the lovebirds.

We all shuffled into a tea house. It was very quaint...kind of like Beatrice's house.
It would have appeared my hand joining had brought two others together. I walked up to the counter and ordered some Earl Gray tea.
"Isn't that just cute? Young love huh? But sweetheart, where's yours?" The elderly woman behind the counter asked me.
"I'm apparently not as spectacular as I thought" I said in a bitter tone.
"Now now, being angry only comes with a side of stupid. Smarten up." she scolded me. She wanted stupid? I'd gladly show that old bat stupid.
I payed for my drink and walked back to the table just in time to hear,
"So...Sloan, if you're not busy, do you think you'd want to maybe go out sometime?" Matt asked my best friend.

I took a brief moment to go "Awwwh!"
"Oh...um. Yeah, ok" Sloan flushed a hardcore rouge.
I almost forgot about what I was going to do until Amber cooed "You guys can go on a double date with us!"
That totally did it. Since my cup had no lid and was piping hot, I decided to spill it all over Amber's lap.

"Oh my GOD!" she yelped.
"Oh, my bad. I'm so totally clumsy as you can see." I fake-apologized.
"It's fine" She hissed through gritted teeth.
"Well I know when I'm not wanted. I'm going back to the house." I shrugged
"But Abbie--!" Jay tried to protest.
"I just want to be alone right now." I mumbled and stalked out of the tea place.

It didn't take me long to get back to the orphanage. What surprised me was that L, my cousin was in the main hall when I entered.
"Ahh Abbie. You're just who I wanted to see. Come." he beckoned and walked up stairs in his slouchy manner.
I groaned, deeply and annoyed. I sprinted up the steps to catch up with him.
"It seems you three are right at home here" L said.
"Yeah I guess" I half-agreed. In his room, he had like a gazillion -haha not even a number- plates full of sweets and candy...it made me sick just looking at it...Well ok I admit a piece of cake would be nice but, I don't think gorging myself on sweets is going to make me feel better.

"Is something bothering you?" he questioned. "It's nothing you could fix anyways" I replied.
"Suit yourself," L shrugged and reached for a cookie.
I looked around the room. There was really nothing but furniture, dainties, computers and t.v's...Except there were a few rather childish drawings of a slice of strawberry shortcake wearing a cape and plunging a dessert fork into a sock scattered around the plush carpeted flooring.

I had a feeling there wasn't really a reason for me being in this room at this very moment.
"Well if you'll excuse me, I have some plotting er--inventing to do" I bowed out.
I ran downstairs and outside to my workshop. That bitch was going down, one way or another.

HAHA HOLY CRAP! This is like the fastest I've ever released a chapter.

I feel tres accomplished.
Haha, Abbie's going to own this Amber chick! You can count on it.

Peace out! x0x0,

Grand Master Oli 3 3