"AHHH!" Sam yelled out while she squeezed Jack's hand.
"Keep pushing, Sam, almost there." Janet encouraged her.
"Come on Sam you've been through worse than this." Jack tried to be helpful.
"Remember the first time we went through the Stargate?"She reminded him.
"Yeah, this can't be worse than that."
"Imagine that but a million times worse."
"Come on, women do it all the time, it can't be that bad." Sam shot him a look. "But what do I know, I'm just a man?"
"Nice save." Janet said sarcastically.
"Get this child out of me!" Sam yelled impatiently, squeezing Jack's hand again.
"I see a head!"Janet said. Sam pushed a little more and after a little while Janet proudly announced, "It's a girl!" She handed the baby to the nurse.
"Ready for round two?" Jack joked. Sam gave him another look but temporarily loosened her grip on Jacks hand.
"K Sam you're gonna need to push again." Sam took a deep breath, squeezed Jack's hand again and did as Janet commanded.
"I see another head! Keep pushing, Sam, you're doing great."
"Come on, sweetie." Jack tried to be encouraging.
"Shut up." She snapped.
"Maybe you should try not talking for a little while." Janet suggested
"Oh come on you can't be blaming me for this. You know how I feel about clichés…"
"Jack!" she gave him yet another look, "right now I want nothing more than lighting to strike you in between your legs so I will never have to do this again."
"Well that's rather harsh." Jack said while Janet laughed.
"Don't laugh Janet! You know what they say about pregnancy being contagious? Yeah I'm really hoping that's true, just for you."
Janet ignored her, "There's the second one… it's another girl!" She handed her to another nurse.
"There all done. Now that wasn't so bad, was it?" Jack asked pulling his hand away and wiggling his fingers hoping to regain feeling.
"Um, we're not really done yet."Janet said.
"What!" Janet finally got one of those looks Jacks been getting all day. "I know I pushed out two babies, did I not just push out two babies." Sam asked Jack.
"I guess she was hiding behind her sisters on the ultra sounds. I'm sorry I didn't see her"
"Yeah well that just sucks for her. I'm not pushing another one out." Sam said, pretty seriously.
"Sam, Sweetie, I hate to tell you this but she's gonna come out whether you want her to or not."
"Jack you're already sleeping on the couch… forever." Janet giggled. "Janet I swear I hope you have 9 children."
Janet completely ignored her again, "Come on Sam, one more push should do it."
"3 baby girls" Jack thought a loud. "Plus Em, five to one that's not really fair you know."
"You really wanna talk about not fair while you're sitting there in that confy chair and I'm ushing three babys out of my-"
"Not so fast, Sir." Janet said to Jack ignoring Sam's complaining.
"Is she ok?" Jack got worried.
"Well you won't be the only man in the house."
"It's a boy?" Jacks eyes got wide with excitement. Janet nodded. "We have a son." Jack smiled at Sam.
"And two more daughters." She reminded him with a smile.
"She's smiling." Jack told Janet.
"I'm sorry I may have been a little mean." Sam said calming down.
"A little?" Jack said under his breath receiving one last look from Sam.
"Oh that's nothing you should hear some of the stuff I've heard women in labor say."
"uh doc I think she was talking to me."
"Oh right… sorry."
"No I'm sorry to you too. I don't want you to have 9 children."
"Well thank you. But I have a little secret, I don't want to take away from you're day or anything but since you brought it up, that whole pregnancy thing being contagious…. Daniel and I are having a baby." Janet smiled.
"Way to go Danny boy." Jack laughed.
"That's awesome." Sam smiled, "Just think of all the fun we'll have dressing up our kids together, and they can have play dates all the time, and when their older their getting married." Sam joked.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Maybe before you marry them off we can name them." Jack suggested.
"I already have." Sam informed him.
"Oh, really? And you don't want my input?" He raised an eyebrow.
"You'll like these names." Sam said quite confidently.
"Why is it, it took you weeks to name Emma but these names you come up with so easily?" Jack questioned sitting on the bed next to her.
"I don't know, I just did."
"Ok what are these perfect names?"
"Olivia, after you're mother." Jack nodded in agreement "Annabelle, belle for short, no Ana."
"Belle is great. And our son?"
"Jack jr. of course. JJ for short."
"Those are great names." He kissed her forehead.
"You guys want to hold them?"Janet walked over with 'baby girl number one' a looked of excitement covered Sam's face. Janet handed Sam the baby and left to get the other babies.
"Momma, momma!" Emily ran into the room.
"Sorry I couldn't keep her out any more. " Daniel followed.
"No no it's fine." Jack lifted her on to the bed and sat her between them. Janet walked over with 'baby girl number two' and a nurse followed with 'baby boy one'
A look of confusion covered Daniel's face."One, two, three?" He counted out loud pointing at each baby as he counted.
"Yeah JJ was being sneaky and hid behind his sisters." Jack said raising the baby in his arms.
"Well congratulations." Daniel smiled.
"Aw! What a perfect time for a picture. Anyone have a camera?" Jacob asked walking into the room.
"Dad, please no I look like crap and I'm not wearing any make up and just no."
"Fine but you guys do look picture perfect." Jacob pointed out.
Sam turned her head and looked at Jack, with her big blue eyes. "Perfect" she smiled while he leaned in to kiss her.
End
a/n: All done Hope you enjoyed! Reviews are appreciated. I've already wrote 2 more Sam/Jack stories and I'll probably upload them soon so look for those.