A/N : Ok, I think we got a little carried away with the meanwhile's…xD Well, here's the next chappie!

Disclaimer: Nothings Changed…Don't own anything…Just OC's!

Chapter 10

-Somewhere around the Amazo- erm...Konoha...-.

"Naughty bird to mother hen. Where are you? I repeat where are you?" Kakashi questioned over the walkie talkie.

"I'mmm mmm mmm mmmmm!!" Iruka screeched which only sounded like static.

Meanwhile

"This is so troublesome."

"Shut up pineapple head!!" Ino yelled.

Meanwhile(that was pointless)

"Can you repeat that? All I heard was static mother hen." Kakashi questioned.

"Eeee!Eeee!Eeeeh! EEEE!" Iruka yelped. Kakashi quickly turned off the walkie talkie thinking it was some prank call.

"Cat women to Nature Calls!" Michiyo yelled over the talkie.

Silence…

"CATWOMEN TO NATURE CALLS!! YUFFIE?? HELLO??" Michiyo yelled louder.

"Ugh...I was ugh...digging...yeah digging." Yuffie stated.

"No, you were eating a muffin!" Naruto interrupted.

"No one was asking you foxy man!" Michiyo yelled. "Nature calls, I need you in HQ ASAP!"

"But...I'm not done with my muffin yet..." Yuffie protested.

"Just be there."

"Okay...where's HQ?" Yuffie questioned.

Silence...Meanwhile

I AM NOT A PINEAPPLE HEAD...PIG!!" Shikamaru protested.

"Right...What were we doing again?" Ino questioned.

"Some groceries our dead sensei wanted us to do for him...what?! Wait a minute..." Shikamaru answered.

Meanwhile

... ...more silence... ...

Meanwhile

Kakashi was walking down the street when a certain window caught his eye.

"Awesome! ICHA ICHA Volume 65 is out! I must have it..."Kakashi screamed like a fan girl as he glued himself to the window, soon drool was leaking out of his mouth. Shikamaru and Ino walked by and Ino noticed this but Shikamaru was too busy repeating the words. 'So...troublesome'

"Uh, Kakashi? Why are you glued to a window?" Ino asked. Shikamaru glanced over at the sight.

"I'm looking at the newest volume of Icha Icha Paradise!" Kakashi Screeched.

"Aren't you going to read it?" Shikamaru questioned. Kakashi soon realized what he did and started to panic repeatedly trying to get himself off the window.

"GET ME OFF!!" He screamed. Moments later a news van arrived at the scene and Diane Lane stepped out of the van.

"Today's top story is a poor defens-" Diane reported while making her way to kakashi to question him.

"I'm not that poor...am I?" Kakashi questioned silently.

"Sir! Can we confirm that you're Hatake Kakashi?"

Silence…

"Ugh...Sir? Don't go to the light! Stay with me!" She screamed while repeatedly hitting a tree that she was apparently 'questioning'..."Don't worry, I'm calling S.W.A.T."

Meanwhile

"Got any threes??"

"Go fish."

Ring Ring…

"Stupid. Weirdo's. Attacking. Trees! How can we be of service? Oops...my mistake S.W.A.T. How can we help you?" A man said while picking up a queen of hearts and talking into it.

Ring Ring…

"Ugh...Anyone going to answer that?" Another asked, But the ringing stopped before they could answer it.

"Hmm...Must've been a wrong number..."

"Nah, probably another cat stuck in a tree or something..."

"Should we call her?" One of them asked, "Got any fives?"

"Who?" One of them asked, slamming his hand on the table, "GOLD FISH!"

"Iunno…." He replied, taking another card from the pile in the center of the table.

-silence-

"Got any two's?"

Meanwhile

- Silence-

"Uh, Why are we in a closet again?"

"This is suppose to be my office but we ran outta funds." Michiyo responded. Soon both reporters leave the closet.

"So, What did you want again?" Yuffie asked.

"I forgot." Michiyo answered as the hotline begins to ring and Michiyo picks it up.

"Alo'?" She asked.

"Yeah..ugh...My cat won't eat, can you help?"

"I guess." Michiyo looked over to yuffie and shrugged her shoulders." Okay. how 'bout getting someone to bless the food." She suggested. Soon Michiyo heard strange chanting and held the phone between the both of them.

"Erm...It isn't working. But my house seems to be rid of ghosts now." the women said.

"Okay, how about getting a different bowl?" She suggested again.

"A...bowl?" The lady asked, seeming confused..

"Yeah, where the food goes." Michiyo explained.

"Food...?"

"Yeah, you ARE trying to feed your cat right?"

"Oh." The woman hangs up.

"What was that about?" Yuffie asked.

"Uh...not sure really..."

The phone rings again and Michiyo picks it up.

"Alo'?"

"ZOMG! MEH CAT IZ IN TEH TREE!"

"Sir, calm down." Michiyo repeated the basic procedure to the stranger.

"HELP MEHZ!"

"Spray the cat with water until it decides to come down." Was her advanced advice. Soon sounds of a dying cat filled through the phone and Michiyo hung up.

A/N: That's all we seem to have typed so far…the rest is either still in our Math Notebooks…or forever lost…Either way, we'll try to update soon! Review please!