Theme: 9. Drive
Pairing: Somewhat PeachxIke, PitxZelda and SnakexSamus. More PitxZelda than anything.
Summary: "Peach! Shut up, eyes on the road and stop pretending this is Mario Kart!"
Rated: K

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"Are we there yet? I have to puke."

"Not yet, Pitto. If you're sick, you oughta sit in the front."

"Are you freaking kidding me?! He'll blow chunks anyway!"

"Ew...now I'm getting sick. Thanks, Snake."

"Just now, Zelda?"

"My stomach is usually stronger, Samus. I've never had to endure something like this, though."

"You should try coming with me the next time I go out on a bounty. The asteroid belts are horribly bumpy."

"I think I'll pass."

"Suit yourself."

"She's fully dressed, Samus. Though I wouldn't mind if she unsuited herself..."

"PIT!!"

"What? You weren't complaining last night."

"That was last night and this is a car full of people!"

"So?"

"Angel boy, didn't they teach you how to behave in heaven?"

"Sure they did, Ike. But I don't apply those rules down here."

"Why no...PEACH!! YOU ALMOST HIT THAT ROAD SIGN!"

"Pipe down back there and don't be such a backseat driver, Ike!"

"Backseat driver? That's the third road sign you nearly broke!"

"Not to mention you almost hit twelve pedestrians..."

"And five postboxes..."

"And eight lampposts..."

"You guys have been counting?"

"It helps me keep from getting sick, Pit."

"I just counted because I was bored."

"Bored? In THIS crazy car ride, Snake?"

"Hey, I'm a good driver, Sammy! I've won eight Mario Kart grand prix races! OOH! AN ITEM BOX!!"

"THERE GOES ANOTHER POSTBOX!"

"No need to yell, Zelda."

"Sorry, Ike..."

"Okay! Now the race is almost done! Snake, get on the roof and hit that pick up truck with a blue shell!"

"Peach! Shut up, eyes on the road and stop pretending this is Mario Kart!"

"You're no fun, Zellie."

"Yeah, where's your sense of adventure?"

"Do NOT encourage her, Pit. Seriously. You will die.

"I'm an immortal angel, Samus. A crazy princess in a car can't kill me."

"Smartass!"

"...Wait, where is Snake?"

"PEACH! PASS ME THE BLUE SHELL!"

"...We are so screwed."

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Pointless speech stories FTW! ;D

This didn't come out like I had planned it... v_v