Plot, plot, plot. This is where the plot starts to thicken. I am sorry if
it takes much longer for the chapters to come out now. I haven't really
planned much after this part. I just hope that I still like the story in
about three chapters, or else it will be discontinued. Start praying now
that I like where the chapters go.
BTW, incase any of you were wondering why this took so long to come out, I just started a new fic and it's consumed a lot of my time. But hey, at least I got this out!
WARNINGS: This chapter has Yusuke and Kuwabara. You all know how much I just LOVE Kuwabara, right? Yeah, you guessed it. Kuwabara bashing has arrived.
THANKS: Firebird9900 (I think, I could be wrong) for letting me use her idea. I will put down the part in where I use her idea.
DISCLAIMER: It's still in the first chapter, and if it's not, then I guess I really do own the Yu Yu boys! ^_^
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Koenma was sitting at his desk, complaining about the paper pushing job he had and how a trained monkey could do his job when a red ogre ran in with a panicked expression on his face. "Lord Koenma! There is a human in the Makai!"
"WHAT!?!? How did he get in!?!?" Koenma yelled, just as loudly as the ogre.
"We're not sure, but the demons in the Makai seem to know he's there, and they want him out. They've been attacking him for about two months and by some miracle, he's survived."
"Survived in the Makai for two months?" Koenma whispered in awe. "Wait, if he's been there for two months, WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN TOLD OF THIS!?!?!?!?!" Koenma yelled.
"Forgive me, Lord Koenma, but I thought that he would have died by now!" the red ogre said.
"Bring Yusuke here at once!"
"Yes sir!" said the red ogre before he left to find Botan and relay Koenma's orders.
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"BORING!!" Yusuke exclaimed loudly to no one in particular. He had gotten used to risking his life, getting into fights with demons, talking to Hiei and Kurama, and now all he could do was go to school and be bored. He wanted something to DO! As lazy as he could be sometimes, there's only so much sleep a guy could get before that stopped being an option.
Yusuke was on the roof of the school, one of his favorite places to skip class, and doing pushups. He was doing them in the way that Genkai had told him to do them, upside down, on his index finger.
Yusuke stopped when he reached nine hundred and ninety nine. "I'm bored," he said again, still talking to no one.
As if coming as an angel bringing a miracle, Botan flew down to land next to Yusuke. "Yusuke, I have a mission for you from Koenma!"
"At last!" Yusuke said with enthusiasm. "What does pacifier breath want me to do? Fight in another tournament? Those can be boring, but it's better than sitting here with nothing to do. Oh, or is it a group of ugly thieves that stole his pacifier? That would be funny, see-"
"Yusuke, this is serious! A human has been wandering around in the Makai for two months! Koenma told me to bring you to him! Come on, let's go!" Botan grabbed Yusuke's sleeve and dragged him to the Sprit World and to Koenma's office.
"Alright, Koenma, why did you have ferry girl bring me here. She said something about some guy in the Makai, but I don't see where this is really important. Or concerning me."
"Yusuke, this is no laughing matter! This man is a human!"
"So am I!" Yusuke stopped for a few moments and thought about that statement. "Well, kinda," he amended.
"Yusuke, you and Kuwabara are to go to the Makai and find out who this person is and what they are doing in the Makai. Understand?" Koenma asked.
"Yeah, yeah, but why Kuwabaka? Can't you send someone else?"
"Like who, Yusuke? No one else is anywhere near as strong as Kuwabara is."
"He's an idiot! I'd rather have you or Botan with me. Hey, maybe the old hag will come! Can I ask Genkai?" Yusuke asked hopefully.
"Yusuke, you are going with Kuwabara. End of story. No go," Koenma ordered.
"Stupid baby, making me go with that idiot. Fine." Yusuke walked out of the office and nearly ran into Kuwabara. "Great, speak of the idiot and he appears. Let's go."
"Where are we going?" Kuwabara asked.
"Makai. And while we're at it, don't piss off anything bigger than you are, I'm not going to save you."
"Uremeshi, what makes you think that I'll need your help if I get into a fight?"
Yusuke ignored the idiot and kept walking.
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"Are we there yet?" Kuwabara asked stupidly.
"We've BEEN here, baka. This is the Makai. What we need to do is find the human, find out what he's doing here, and get him the hell out. SO STOP ASKING IF WE'RE THERE YET!!!!"
"Gees Uremeshi, don't bite my head off, I only asked you a simple question."
"Nine thousand times! I don't have a lot of patience, especially when dealing with you! So shut up."
Yusuke took a calming breath and noticed something run past him, closely followed by a few demons. It looked like a big black dog.
"Hey Uremeshi, since when has the Makai had dogs?" Kuwabara asked stupidly.
"As far as I know, it doesn't," Yusuke answered. "Come on, let's find out what's going on with this."
The two boys ran to catch up with the group of demons and the dog, and saw the dog jump behind a large rock and the next second, a man appeared, pointed at the group of demons with a stick and said something that sounded like 'stupefy.' A red light shot out of the stick and shot right for the group of demons who were too slow to get out of the way. As was Kuwabara.
Yusuke landed a good twenty feet away from the rest of the group and looked at the guy. "Are you the human I was told about?" Yusuke asked.
"That depends, who are you?"
"My name is Yusuke Uremeshi, I'm a Sprit Detective. And you are?"
The man looked at Yusuke for a few moments, as if trying to decide if he was going to attack or not. Once he had realized that he had nothing to worry about from the boy, he said, "My name is Sirius. Sirius Black."
"Oh, okay then. So, is there a reason you're here?" Yusuke questioned.
"I was pushed in here by my cousin's spell." (Lestrange was his cousin, right? Sorry, I don't feel like rereading the book.)
"Spell? What are you, a wizard?" Yusuke joked, not knowing that he was correct.
"Actually, yes I am."
"O . . . k. If you say so. I have actually heard stranger."
"You don't believe me?" Sirius asked.
"No, it's not that, it's just, well, I've never really MET a wizard. But whatever. Hey, do you want to get out of here, or are you doing something?" Yusuke questioned the man.
"I've been trying to find a way out for two months, or however long I've been in here. Do you know the way out?"
"Yes, but I'll only get you out if you wake up my pet idiot over there. He's the one with the nasty orange hair," Yusuke pointed out.
Sirius unstunned Kuwabara who woke up and blinked like an idiot. "Where am I?"
"I should have left him to get killed," Yusuke muttered darkly.
"Hey, Uremeshi, I heard that!" Kuwabara yelled.
"Yeah? Well, if you don't shut up, I will leave you here to get killed. You can't travel back to Sprit World by yourself, and you know I can get Botan to 'forget' about you," Yusuke threatened.
"Um," Sirius asked quietly, "where are we going?"
"We're going to see Koenma, the ruler of the Sprit World. You'll have to explain to him what happened and why you where here. So get an explanation ready." Yusuke opened a portal to the Sprit World and the three walked through.
Yusuke, Kuwabara and Sirius walked to Koenma's office and Yusuke said, "Here's the guy you sent me to find, Pacifier Junkie. Couldn't you have come up with something a little more difficult?"
"I'm sorry if that wasn't entertaining enough for you, Yusuke, but not every mission you get is going to be life threatening!" Koenma yelled.
"Well I'm bored!"
"That's too bad, now go away, I'm busy!" Koenma turned to Sirius. "Who are you and what were you doing in the Makai?"
"Uh, my name is Sirius Black, and I have no idea as to what the Makai is, but if you're referring to that place I just got out of, I was pushed in." (1)
"You were pushed in?" Koenma asked doubtfully.
"Well, technically . . . " And Sirius explained what had happened in the fight where he and other members of the Order of the Phoenix went to the ministry to save Harry. " . . . and I fell in. When I woke up, I was in that place and weird people have been chasing me ever since."
"I see, so the portal was not destroyed like I had ordered," Koenma muttered. "Bunch of doofs, the lot of them. That veil is a portal to the Makai. It was supposed to be destroyed seventy years ago when people started to go through just for fun. Once they went in, the demons would find then and kill them."
"So there's a portal to the Makai other that that where house back home?" Yusuke asked. "What if the demons find it and come through?"
"That won't happen, Yusuke, they need to be shown where it is by someone who has gone both ways already. It's impossible for it to be found," Koenma assured.
"Can I go home please?" Sirius asked.
"Where do you live?"
"London."
"Yes, I suppose that can be arranged. Yusuke, write to Kurama and Hiei and tell them about what happened, just in case a few demons did get out," Koenma ordered.
"Okay, but I don't know how to get a letter to them. I don't have their address."
"What?! They didn't give you the address? I told Kurama to give you the address as soon as he got it. Oh, that fox is in trouble now," the young ruler said.
Sirius was standing in the corner, listening to the conversation and wondering when he was going to be able to go home. He knew that Harry and Lupin and the others were going to be worried about him.
"Hey," Yusuke said, getting an idea. "Hiei and Kurama are in England, right? Well, can't we get this guy to give them the message?"
"That's a good idea! Why are you coming up with a good idea? What's wrong with you?"
"Hey, I do have a brain, and I know how to use it, despite popular opinion. Hey, dog-guy, do you know where to find a school called Hogwarts?"
"HOGWARTS?! How do you know about Hogwarts?" Sirius yelled.
"Uh, some friends of ours are there protecting a kid and his friends," Yusuke replied.
"Is the kid's name Harry Potter?"
"Uh," Yusuke looked at Koenma who nodded. "Yeah, why?"
"Harry's my godson."
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This is where I used Firebird9900's idea.
Well, that's as good a place as any to end a chapter. I brought in Sirius and Yusuke, and Kuwabara is not important. I'm not even sure if Yusuke is going to be used in the rest of the story, well maybe the next chapter a bit, but other than that? I'm not sure.
If you don't like it, flame me. If you do like it flame me. If you don't care one way or another, flame me. No matter what, please leave me a flame! People keep refusing to leave flames, why? I need some in case I don't get the flamethrower I asked for for Christmas!
BTW, incase any of you were wondering why this took so long to come out, I just started a new fic and it's consumed a lot of my time. But hey, at least I got this out!
WARNINGS: This chapter has Yusuke and Kuwabara. You all know how much I just LOVE Kuwabara, right? Yeah, you guessed it. Kuwabara bashing has arrived.
THANKS: Firebird9900 (I think, I could be wrong) for letting me use her idea. I will put down the part in where I use her idea.
DISCLAIMER: It's still in the first chapter, and if it's not, then I guess I really do own the Yu Yu boys! ^_^
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Koenma was sitting at his desk, complaining about the paper pushing job he had and how a trained monkey could do his job when a red ogre ran in with a panicked expression on his face. "Lord Koenma! There is a human in the Makai!"
"WHAT!?!? How did he get in!?!?" Koenma yelled, just as loudly as the ogre.
"We're not sure, but the demons in the Makai seem to know he's there, and they want him out. They've been attacking him for about two months and by some miracle, he's survived."
"Survived in the Makai for two months?" Koenma whispered in awe. "Wait, if he's been there for two months, WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN TOLD OF THIS!?!?!?!?!" Koenma yelled.
"Forgive me, Lord Koenma, but I thought that he would have died by now!" the red ogre said.
"Bring Yusuke here at once!"
"Yes sir!" said the red ogre before he left to find Botan and relay Koenma's orders.
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"BORING!!" Yusuke exclaimed loudly to no one in particular. He had gotten used to risking his life, getting into fights with demons, talking to Hiei and Kurama, and now all he could do was go to school and be bored. He wanted something to DO! As lazy as he could be sometimes, there's only so much sleep a guy could get before that stopped being an option.
Yusuke was on the roof of the school, one of his favorite places to skip class, and doing pushups. He was doing them in the way that Genkai had told him to do them, upside down, on his index finger.
Yusuke stopped when he reached nine hundred and ninety nine. "I'm bored," he said again, still talking to no one.
As if coming as an angel bringing a miracle, Botan flew down to land next to Yusuke. "Yusuke, I have a mission for you from Koenma!"
"At last!" Yusuke said with enthusiasm. "What does pacifier breath want me to do? Fight in another tournament? Those can be boring, but it's better than sitting here with nothing to do. Oh, or is it a group of ugly thieves that stole his pacifier? That would be funny, see-"
"Yusuke, this is serious! A human has been wandering around in the Makai for two months! Koenma told me to bring you to him! Come on, let's go!" Botan grabbed Yusuke's sleeve and dragged him to the Sprit World and to Koenma's office.
"Alright, Koenma, why did you have ferry girl bring me here. She said something about some guy in the Makai, but I don't see where this is really important. Or concerning me."
"Yusuke, this is no laughing matter! This man is a human!"
"So am I!" Yusuke stopped for a few moments and thought about that statement. "Well, kinda," he amended.
"Yusuke, you and Kuwabara are to go to the Makai and find out who this person is and what they are doing in the Makai. Understand?" Koenma asked.
"Yeah, yeah, but why Kuwabaka? Can't you send someone else?"
"Like who, Yusuke? No one else is anywhere near as strong as Kuwabara is."
"He's an idiot! I'd rather have you or Botan with me. Hey, maybe the old hag will come! Can I ask Genkai?" Yusuke asked hopefully.
"Yusuke, you are going with Kuwabara. End of story. No go," Koenma ordered.
"Stupid baby, making me go with that idiot. Fine." Yusuke walked out of the office and nearly ran into Kuwabara. "Great, speak of the idiot and he appears. Let's go."
"Where are we going?" Kuwabara asked.
"Makai. And while we're at it, don't piss off anything bigger than you are, I'm not going to save you."
"Uremeshi, what makes you think that I'll need your help if I get into a fight?"
Yusuke ignored the idiot and kept walking.
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"Are we there yet?" Kuwabara asked stupidly.
"We've BEEN here, baka. This is the Makai. What we need to do is find the human, find out what he's doing here, and get him the hell out. SO STOP ASKING IF WE'RE THERE YET!!!!"
"Gees Uremeshi, don't bite my head off, I only asked you a simple question."
"Nine thousand times! I don't have a lot of patience, especially when dealing with you! So shut up."
Yusuke took a calming breath and noticed something run past him, closely followed by a few demons. It looked like a big black dog.
"Hey Uremeshi, since when has the Makai had dogs?" Kuwabara asked stupidly.
"As far as I know, it doesn't," Yusuke answered. "Come on, let's find out what's going on with this."
The two boys ran to catch up with the group of demons and the dog, and saw the dog jump behind a large rock and the next second, a man appeared, pointed at the group of demons with a stick and said something that sounded like 'stupefy.' A red light shot out of the stick and shot right for the group of demons who were too slow to get out of the way. As was Kuwabara.
Yusuke landed a good twenty feet away from the rest of the group and looked at the guy. "Are you the human I was told about?" Yusuke asked.
"That depends, who are you?"
"My name is Yusuke Uremeshi, I'm a Sprit Detective. And you are?"
The man looked at Yusuke for a few moments, as if trying to decide if he was going to attack or not. Once he had realized that he had nothing to worry about from the boy, he said, "My name is Sirius. Sirius Black."
"Oh, okay then. So, is there a reason you're here?" Yusuke questioned.
"I was pushed in here by my cousin's spell." (Lestrange was his cousin, right? Sorry, I don't feel like rereading the book.)
"Spell? What are you, a wizard?" Yusuke joked, not knowing that he was correct.
"Actually, yes I am."
"O . . . k. If you say so. I have actually heard stranger."
"You don't believe me?" Sirius asked.
"No, it's not that, it's just, well, I've never really MET a wizard. But whatever. Hey, do you want to get out of here, or are you doing something?" Yusuke questioned the man.
"I've been trying to find a way out for two months, or however long I've been in here. Do you know the way out?"
"Yes, but I'll only get you out if you wake up my pet idiot over there. He's the one with the nasty orange hair," Yusuke pointed out.
Sirius unstunned Kuwabara who woke up and blinked like an idiot. "Where am I?"
"I should have left him to get killed," Yusuke muttered darkly.
"Hey, Uremeshi, I heard that!" Kuwabara yelled.
"Yeah? Well, if you don't shut up, I will leave you here to get killed. You can't travel back to Sprit World by yourself, and you know I can get Botan to 'forget' about you," Yusuke threatened.
"Um," Sirius asked quietly, "where are we going?"
"We're going to see Koenma, the ruler of the Sprit World. You'll have to explain to him what happened and why you where here. So get an explanation ready." Yusuke opened a portal to the Sprit World and the three walked through.
Yusuke, Kuwabara and Sirius walked to Koenma's office and Yusuke said, "Here's the guy you sent me to find, Pacifier Junkie. Couldn't you have come up with something a little more difficult?"
"I'm sorry if that wasn't entertaining enough for you, Yusuke, but not every mission you get is going to be life threatening!" Koenma yelled.
"Well I'm bored!"
"That's too bad, now go away, I'm busy!" Koenma turned to Sirius. "Who are you and what were you doing in the Makai?"
"Uh, my name is Sirius Black, and I have no idea as to what the Makai is, but if you're referring to that place I just got out of, I was pushed in." (1)
"You were pushed in?" Koenma asked doubtfully.
"Well, technically . . . " And Sirius explained what had happened in the fight where he and other members of the Order of the Phoenix went to the ministry to save Harry. " . . . and I fell in. When I woke up, I was in that place and weird people have been chasing me ever since."
"I see, so the portal was not destroyed like I had ordered," Koenma muttered. "Bunch of doofs, the lot of them. That veil is a portal to the Makai. It was supposed to be destroyed seventy years ago when people started to go through just for fun. Once they went in, the demons would find then and kill them."
"So there's a portal to the Makai other that that where house back home?" Yusuke asked. "What if the demons find it and come through?"
"That won't happen, Yusuke, they need to be shown where it is by someone who has gone both ways already. It's impossible for it to be found," Koenma assured.
"Can I go home please?" Sirius asked.
"Where do you live?"
"London."
"Yes, I suppose that can be arranged. Yusuke, write to Kurama and Hiei and tell them about what happened, just in case a few demons did get out," Koenma ordered.
"Okay, but I don't know how to get a letter to them. I don't have their address."
"What?! They didn't give you the address? I told Kurama to give you the address as soon as he got it. Oh, that fox is in trouble now," the young ruler said.
Sirius was standing in the corner, listening to the conversation and wondering when he was going to be able to go home. He knew that Harry and Lupin and the others were going to be worried about him.
"Hey," Yusuke said, getting an idea. "Hiei and Kurama are in England, right? Well, can't we get this guy to give them the message?"
"That's a good idea! Why are you coming up with a good idea? What's wrong with you?"
"Hey, I do have a brain, and I know how to use it, despite popular opinion. Hey, dog-guy, do you know where to find a school called Hogwarts?"
"HOGWARTS?! How do you know about Hogwarts?" Sirius yelled.
"Uh, some friends of ours are there protecting a kid and his friends," Yusuke replied.
"Is the kid's name Harry Potter?"
"Uh," Yusuke looked at Koenma who nodded. "Yeah, why?"
"Harry's my godson."
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This is where I used Firebird9900's idea.
Well, that's as good a place as any to end a chapter. I brought in Sirius and Yusuke, and Kuwabara is not important. I'm not even sure if Yusuke is going to be used in the rest of the story, well maybe the next chapter a bit, but other than that? I'm not sure.
If you don't like it, flame me. If you do like it flame me. If you don't care one way or another, flame me. No matter what, please leave me a flame! People keep refusing to leave flames, why? I need some in case I don't get the flamethrower I asked for for Christmas!