Sasuke's Day 9
A Little Intro
Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.
His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja
His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said
Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever
Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body
Kabuto brains of the Oro operation
Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober
Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders
Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja
Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head
Random old guy the new Taco Vendor
Random news guy the news reported for Fake Ninja news
And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol
These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha
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Thoughts
*Actions*
(Author Talking)
Singing
Kyuubi Talking
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Sasuke's Day 9
Last time on Sasuke and Pals, all ninja's were online, something is going on between Naru-chan and Tachi-kun OuO and now Sasuke has to watch TV and who the kunai is this FNN guy ?_? all may be revealed on Sasuke's Day 9
Naruto: *carefully snuck out his house* if Sasuke saw me he would so kill me
Kyuubi: darn if only I didn't live in your body
Naruto: *twitched* why won't the voice go away
Meanwhile in TV Land
Haku: what do you mean our show is cancelled O_O
Zabuza: we haven't even given the fans Haku's answer for the marriage
Host: sorry but your being replaced for a different show
Haku: what show could be more important than ours?
Zabuza: besides NSI
Itachi: my show that's what….now get the hell off my land OoO
Zabuza/Haku: *being carried away by security* you'll hear from our lawyers
Itachi: love the sound of shattered dreams
Host: umm yeah so we'll air tonight then
Itachi: good….good *smirks evilly*
Host: ummm yeah O_o *backs out of room*
Meanwhile on the forest Trail
Kabuto: thank god for map quest *reads map*
Orochimaru: really think the maze map worked better
Kabuto: well did the maze map get us to Konoha
Orochimaru: no…V-V
Kabuto: and did the maze map save us from that quick sand it lead us to
Orochimaru:….no
Kabuto: thought so, now we need to disguise ourselves so no one….sir what are you wearing O,O
Orochimaru: *wearing a banana suit* ^-^ perfect disguise
Meanwhile in Wal-Mart (man I use meanwhile a lot lol)
Sasuke: when did we get a Wal-Mart….what the hell time period do we live in that we have all this stuff -
Sakura: *hiding behind a shelf* Sasuke you will be mine OO
Sasuke: *looks around* my potential rapist senses are tingling….now why am I here again *starts to flash back*
Random Shopper: *stares at him* kids these days with their wavy flash black moments and music….I should go to the park *walks away*
Sasuke: ah yes Night Time Emo Hair Spray *skips away happily*
Sakura: ?_? did Sasuke just skip
Meanwhile in Konoha park
Naruto: *spins around* OMG its SONG TIME *takes a deep breath*
Oh! Ohhhh yeeeh
I used to think maybe you loved me now Sasuke I'm sure
And I just can't wait till the day when you kick down my door
Now every time I go for the ramen, gotta feed myself now
Cos I just can't wait till I eat me some more
I'm walking on ramen, wooah
I'm walking on kunai's, ooowwww
I'm walking on Sasuke, ahahahah
And don't it feel---
Kyuubi: I am going to KILL YOU O_O
Naruto: someone's jealous of my singing skills
Simon Cowell: On the bright side you only killed the song in front of 13 million people
Naruto:… wow I mean that was just plain mean v-v *cries*
Kyuubi: heh heh
Naruto: *sits on the bench* stupid Simon, I am so American Idol worthy
Kyuubi:…you know were in Japan right -
Random old lady: *sits on the bench* ya know back in my days we didn't have all this new fangled jutsu's *keeps talking*
Naruto: Shit it's the boring old lady talk spell…can't break free…of long boring monologue ….h-help….
Kyuubi: nothing is more powerful than this spell 0-0
Kiba: wandering through the park sure is fun *-* *wanders around*
Naruto: *sees Kiba* K-Kiba …h-help me *tries to reach out*
Kyuubi: just a bit more
Naruto: *grabs Kiba's hair* yes freedom *throws him on the bench and runs off*
Kiba: huh….*looks to the old lady* damn it this is the third time….
3 hours later (poor Kiba)
Random old lady:…and that's why youngsters like you can never master life ^_^
Kiba:…*twitches* r-right well thanks for the bor---I mean exciting talk ^-^""
Random old lady: if you thought that was exciting then listen to another one ^^….it was a long ago winter *keeps talking*
Kiba: *groans in pure agony* damn you Naruto
Elsewhere in Ramen District
Naruto: *sneezes* eh weird someone's talking about me
Kyuubi: who cares, you're un-liked anyways
Naruto: shut up voice
Kyuubi: for the last time my name is Kyuubi
Naruto: none existent voices don't have names
Kyuubi: Just you wait…
Back in Wal-Mart
Sasuke: *hiding in a fort* I refuse to leave O,O
Worker: sir were closing you need to vacate the store
Sasuke: not until I get my night Time Emo Hair Spray
Worker: sir were out of it, we'll have more in the morning
Sasuke: grr I. REFUSE. TO. LEAVE *takes out Chibi Fan of Doom*
Worker: o_O…*runs away screaming*
Sakura: *sneaks in the fort* Sasuke my love ^,^
Sasuke: *twitches* just a figment not real not real
Sakura: Sasuke my love you are my super awesome lover
Sasuke: *breaks down fort and runs away screaming*
Sakura: come back my chibi lover *runs after him*
2 hours of running later
Sasuke: *locks his door* safety ^,^
Naruto: pops up behind him* what's up, took ya long enough
Sasuke: *jumped* how'd you get in my house OjO
Naruto: huh oh, key under the mat duh
Sasuke: but….there is no key under the mat _
Naruto: really…then how'd I get in here
Kakashi: *appears* it's quite simple, you used magic ^^
Naruto: no I had this uber large key thing….*runs off*
Kakashi: hm
Sasuke: you should be real proud that you made the already idiot into a stoner
Kakashi: huh oh thanks I am ^-^
Sasuke:…
Naruto: *comes back with a large key* yeah see I wasn't lying
Sasuke: *takes the key* hm it says Key Blade….weird how the hell is this key supposed to be a blade…who even uses a key blade
Somewhere in Organization XIII
Sora: damn it Axel just help me find my key blade, then we can fight
Axel: *searches the room* how the hell do you eve loose your freakin key blade, I mean dude its huge
Sora: listen you try running around with that thing in your pocket and see how great it is
Axel: well you try getting your butt kicked everyday by some what 10 year old
Sora: one I'm 15 two you guys just suck so ha
Axel: don't make me burn you alive
Sora: like to see you try
Axel: you don't even have a weapon O,O
Sora: oh yeah…then cya *runs off*
Back In the Bat Cave
AKA Sasuke's house
Naruto: is there a reason *ducks down* you have a cave under your house….filled with bats ?_?
Sasuke: huh oh no reason
Kakashi: *Dressed like Alfred* why am I dressed like this
Sasuke: listen this is my house…so Naruto put this on *throws him a Robin costume*
Naruto: dude WTH O_O
Sasuke: just put it on
Naruto: *walks off muttering*
Kakashi: …
Naruto; *comes back* this is stupid
Sasuke: *snickers* well we shall analyze the Key blade thing and see if it's a danger
At the gates of Konoha
Kabuto: …*dressed as an old lady* sir why do I have to wear this
Orochimaru: *dressed as an old man* cause I'm the boss, now shut up you're a mute old lady
Kabuto: *sighed* yes sir
Orochimaru: good *heads through the gates* I smell taco's
Kabuto: … why me Kami-Sama …
Orochimaru: neh look it's the Taco stand they showed on TV ^-^ YAY *runs over*
Kabuto: …we need to get Sasuke though… *follows*
Random Old Guy: welcome to the Taco Sack of Fab ^-^ how may I help you
Orochimaru: three taco's ^^ my good sir
Kabuto:…
Random Old Guy: three tacos coming up
3 Minutes later
Random old Guy: here you go *hands them tacos*
Orochimaru: OMG they DO sparkle
Kabuto: sparkles….holy shit it's my potion O_O eh
Orochimaru: *glares at Kabuto* shut it, your mute *shoves taco in his mouth* now chew and swallow
Kabuto: its good…crap I ate the taco with my potion in it O_O
Orochimaru: mmm SO good yum, ok were done here *hands over money* lets go *walks off*
Kabuto: this is bad *follows*
Orochimaru: its getting late, so you look for Sasuke while I go relax in a hotel *runs off*
Kabuto: …V_V *sigh* may as well check the Uchiha manor *walks off*
With Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi
Sasuke: Ok Itachi wanted me to watch TV at 12 pm
Naruto: its about to be 12 so lets see what Tachi-kun said to see
Sasuke: *twitches* do not call him Tachi-kun
Kakashi: *snickered*
Sasuke: *glared*… *turns on TV*
On the TV
Itachi: *spins around* hey yo I'm Itachi Uchiha number one Pokemon trainer and this is my show so lets get that theme *starts up music and gets on stage with a kid who looks like Sasuke* (Note to truly get the feel, go to you tube and play A whole new World, from Aladdin)
Itachi: I can show my Sharingan
Awesome murderous wonder
Tell me, Sasuke, now when did
you last let your killer decide
Itachi: I can take out your eyes
Take you stabbing by stabbing
Over, sideways, and under
On a emo journey ride
Itachi: A whole new world
A new fantastic way to kill
No one to save you here
Or give you beer
Or say you're only screaming
Sasuke: A whole new world
A place my brother might kill me
But when I'm stuck in here
It's crystal clear
That I'm in a lot of shit
With you
Itachi: Now I'm gonna kill you
Sasuke: Murderous killing sights
Indescribable pain
Stabbing, shooting, and bleeding
Through an endless retro sky
Sasuke: A whole new pain
Itachi: Don't you dare close your eyes
Sasuke: A hundred thousand way kill
Itachi: Hold your screams- it gets better
Sasuke: I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far I can't go back to where I used to be
Itachi: A whole new world
Sasuke: Every stabs a surprise
Itachi: With new horizons to pursue
Sasuke: Every moment red-letter
Both: I'll chase you anywhere,
There's time to spare,
Let me share this whole new pain with you
Itachi: A whole new pain
Sasuke: A whole new pain
Itachi: That's how I'll kill
Sasuke: That's he'll kill
Itachi: A thrilling chase
Sasuke: A hellish place
Both: For you and me
Off TV
Sasuke: O_O#…….
Naruto: *cracking up on the floor* dude you just got owned
Kakashi: damn that kid looks almost like you
Sasuke:…I AM GOING TO KILL YOU ITACHI
Kyuubi: ahahahah that is rich
Somewhere in a Secrete base
Itachi: *sneezes* hm seems Sasuke is watching my show
Kisame: oh that thing on TV…yeah he is so gonna come after you
Itachi: lol its funny though
Kisame: true lol heh your brother is so amusing
Thus ends Sasuke Day 9. Orochimaru and Kabuto have gotten into Konoha but now might turn into Chibi's (damn tacos) Sasuke is humiliated on TV and has a bat cave. Naruto gets a key blade….WTH is gonna happen next with Sora…What's going on *_*
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TLP: please read and review ^^ for the sake of All my ninja's *holds up Zabuza and Haku*
Sasuke: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU TLP AND ITACHI
TLP: KYAAAA don't be so loud and what'd I do to you o-o
Itachi: hn
Sasuke: don't use my two letter word o-o
Itachi: *shrugs* hn ^^
TLP: damn it Itachi stop making it worse
Sasuke: *takes out Chibi Fan of Doom* O_O###
TLP: o-0 *runs away*
Itachi: =_= *follows*
Sasuke: *chases them*
Naruto: o-o"""