*FEARFAN looked at Zammy with confusion*

FEARFAN: Zammy…seriously…I know you like R.A. Salvator, but doesn't mean Zero likes him.

Zammy: Hey you told me to write. You got what you asked for.

*FEARFAN points at Zammy, but then his jaw drops in defeat.*

FEARFAN: Well I feel sheepish. Alright you baaadddd girl. But no more freebies.

Zammy: Fair deal.

Roythemanslayer: To the Disney fans reading this: If you can find out the reference above, you get a cookie.

Current time: 7:00. Twenty minutes before the Half Time show

The party now begun to go out of control. Mario was doing more cleaning than he was watching the game. Of course, the second quarter had now ended and the half time show was coming. Actually, that was more of a reason why Mario was doing more cleaning now. As of now, Falco was completely wasted and was stone cold asleep on the ground, currently being carried by Kat to a different room.

"Furry fans; rejoice!" Jack Cayman shouted.

Fox and Krystal we're looking intently.

"Okay…" Jack said. "I was not serious."

"Yeah well in case you haven't noticed," Fox said. "We are furries."

"No; you two are animals." Jack said.

"Right; furries." Fox said.

"No; see Furries is a sexual desire to watch animals go at it meme over the internet; which usually involves fan art and fanfiction; case in point you two." Jack said. "It doesn't mean animals."

"…Oh." Fox said.

"Wait…" Krystal said. "You said case in point us two…so…does that mean…"

"Uhhh…probably." Jack said.

Fox and Krystal turned completely red and began to pop open more beer and down it more. Samus herself looked slightly happier over where she was…of course she had downed four Bud lights now and was obviously intoxicated. Mario was desperately trying to fix the hole in the wall that Scorpion had made when he punched Sub-Zero out the window. Simon Belmont is still lost. Snake is now eyeing Samus with intent.

As that was happening, Zero was still on the top of the Gundam looking at the book he had. A few minutes later though, he perked up his head while in his book.

"What the fuck am I reading?" Zero said throwing the book off the Gundam.

As Zero began to stay there wondering what to do, he heard a long clang on the ground. He looked down to watch Axl slowly fly up with the book implanted in his head. He pulled it out and handed it to Zero.

"I believe this is yours." Axl said.

Axl flew on the top of Deathsycthe's head and sat down.

"So whatcha up here for?" Axl asked.

"Ahh…trying to avoid those horney dogs Iris and Ciel." Zero said.

"I got an idea." Axl said. "Why don't you work it out so I can get Ciel…and then you can have Iris?"

"Well…I guess that would we be one problem solved." Zero said. "You got a deal."

Zero and Axl shook hands and then leapt off the Gundam. When they landed both on the ground and heard a bone crunching sound.

"What was that?" Axl asked.

"I don't care." Zero said as they walked back into the house. As they did, a desperate looking hand rose from the ground.

"AAAAAhhhhhhhhhhoooooowwww….." Sub-Zero moaned.

Luigi sat down on the couch watching the TV. For once it felt good to be in charge. Mario had to clean the house for the party (since it was his party) and Luigi could do nothing. And besides, he had another plan in mind for Bowser who was busy cleaning out his shell in the back. Of course, no one really knew what happened other than the party guests Desmond, Altair, Ike, Marth, Lucario; who after several of chapters of not being even heard of finally decided to do something (Hey; he's smart enough to avoid us, gotta give him that), and Riku forced Bowser out of the house. While Luigi sat down, Snake came back sneaking under the table.

"Yo." He said.

"Is it done?" Luigi said.

"You bet." Snake said as he came up. "Old Bowser will never know what gushed out of him. Literally; gushed out of him."

"Perfect!" Luigi said. "Where's the punch you we're going to give him?"

"Over there." Snake said pointing at an empty table. "Wait…where'd the punch go?

Luigi stared as Snake turned around to see Iris, Ciel, and Peach drinking what Bowser himself was supposed to drink.

"Thanks for the Punch boys." Iris said.

"Did somebody say Punch?" A drunk Captain Falcon said when he reentered the room. He turned his body towards Marth who was walking by. "FALLCCCOOOONNNN….PUNCH!"

The red burning eagle appeared and slammed right into Riku, who flew right out of the room and through the wall that Mario had just fixed. Mario's expression went from that of pride to anger. Not because he wanted to, but because he wanted to live in the house.

"Son of a bitch!" Mario shouted as he picked up his tools again.

To add to Mario's annoyance, Captain Falcon decided to throw up right there.

"Fuck!" Mario shouted as he left the room to get cleaning supplies. He pushed Captain Falcon down and he fell asleep right there. But Mario knew this wouldn't be the end of it. Luigi and Snake we're still looking at the whole ordeal. Meanwhile, Kirby was still dead on the floor from Chapter 9. Riku was now stone cold on the floor somewhere near by Sub-Zero.

"First I get carried around the area by an Eagle for two hours, now this." Riku said. "I don't win today.

Meanwhile back with Snake and Luigi.

"So…" Snake said. "Think we should tell them?"

"We'sa could." Luigi said.

A sly smile went on Luigi's face.

"Or we could just leave the punch there and forget all about it." Luigi said.

Snake got a smile himself.

"I got twenty bucks that Iris pisses herself first." Snake said.

"Twenty on Peach." Luigi said.

For Luigi and Snake had spiked the punch they made with a diuretic.

Altair and Ike became bored and since they both we're swordsman and had nothing better to do, the two began to spar in the middle of the room. Shinji, Asuka, Karowu, and Rei we're sitting on a couch in the room.

"This is cool!" Shinji said.

"I know…" Karowu said, putting his arm on Shinji.

Shinji looked awkwardly at Karowu.

"Karowu..." He said. "Why did you put your arm on me?"

"Because I love you." He said.

Shinji's eye twitched.

"Okay." Shinji said as he got off the couch. "We are not going through episode 24 again!"

"Which part?" Karowu asked. "The part where I said I loved you, or the four minute long sequence of us standing there looking at each other; which reinforces my point."

"Oh wow…" Lucario said sarcastically as he walked by. "Gay humor. Perfect."

"Wow." Asuka said. "Karowu makes you flip out, but when I kiss you…all you do is stand there. You are totally gay."

"No I'm not!" Shinji shouted.

"You totally are Shinji." Young Link said above.

"Yep." Saria said as she looked down below.

"You think I'm gay!" Shinji said. "You think I'M GAY! Come here Asuka!"

Shinji grabbed Asuka with such sudden force that she couldn't react. He put her in his arms and began to make out with her. Young Link and Saria stood there in shock.

"He can thank me later." Karowu said as he walked away.

And Rei…just stood there silently…reading her book.

Roy and Liliana moved a separate room and began to fall on her. Roy made out with Liliana and had already taken off her shirt and was already beginning to unbutton her bra. Geno was hanging out behind the couch. He took off his eyes and began to slowly rise them over to couch.

"This is awesome." He said. "This is like free softcore porn right here."

Roy grabbed the Sealed Sword and activated his power and touched Geno. Geno who was a wooden puppet, began to easily be lit on fire.

"AAAAHHHHHH!" He shouted. "I'm on fire. Someone HELP ME!"

Geno ran out of the room that Roy and Liliana we're at. Roy dropped his sword and began to take off her skirt off; following quickly her underwear. He got up with her legs and arms around him and moved her to a bed where he proceeded to fuck her.

Dom looked in shock.

"That's it?" He said. "Just fuck her? You said you we're going to…"

FEARFAN laughed in both fear and humor.

"What do you mean Dom?" FEARFAN said. "Hehehe…I was going to have it this…way…don't you remember?"

FEARFAN moved his eyes back and forth behind him. Dom looked to see Five FCC agents with guns drawn behind them. Dom quickly began to act like FEARFAN.

"Yes…I remember now…" Dom said.

Geno ran out of the room on fire and quickly passed by Simon who was still trying to navigate the house.

"Wait; hold on sir; I need your help; I need to know where the…" Simon said in one sentence.

"I'M ON FIRE!" Geno shouted as he ran away.

Simon looked in pure disbelief. He was still lost as far as he could tell. He continued to move on his own when he saw the door was open. He also saw Roy humping the girl.

"OH DEAR GOD AND SAVIOR!" Simon shouted shielding his eyes. "MY EYES!"

Roy and Liliana looked in pure shock. They had forgotten about Simon, since Simon had no idea where he was. Simon ran away from the door and began to run in any direction he could. Roy and Liliana while they saw him there shielded the body from Simon. When they saw he had left, they decided to go back it…when X came running down.

"What's going on…I heard…OH DEAR GOD!" X shouted.

Roy and Liliana again had to shield each other again. Roy although had accidently grabbed Liliana's breast by accident. Liliana had now reached her climax. Within the next minute, many unmentionable things that forever scarred Roy, X, and Liliana herself.

FEARFAN put down his typewriter.

"Okay…" he said. "We really need to pull away from the sex here. It's starting to run rampant. This is the most disturbing chapter yet."

Ranyor had left the majority of the party and began to bring in some of his own liquor. The beer was good, but Ranyor preferred hard liquor rather than beer. He brought over some Jack Daniels, Smirnoff, Hennesseys, and other assortments of whiskey. Currently, he, Sephiroth, Cloud, Leon, and Duo we're taking shots.

"Are you sure your old enough kid?" Ranyor asked Duo as he took a shot of whiskey. "You sure don't look like it."

"Well you do." Duo said.

Ranyor stood still.

"Is…is that supposed to be a joke; cause I really don't get it." Ranyor said.

"I'm 21, don't worry." Duo said.

"Hey!" Marth said. "Can I join?"

"Shut up pansy." Leon said.

"WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT!" Marth shouted.

"Because you're not a man." Sephiroth said.

"Shut up pansy." Leon said.

"Damn it." Marth said.

As Marth turned around, he accidently slashed Wario.

"Ouch!" Wario said.

"Sorry." Marth said.

"Well, that's a start." Ranyor said.

"Start for what?" Marth asked.

"Being a man." Ranyor said.

"Shut up Pansy." Leon said.

"A man?" Marth asked. "You mean all I have to do to become a man is to hurt someone?" Marth asked.

"Yeah." Leon said.

"That's easy!" Marth shouted.

Marth grabbed his sword and stabbed Wario in the crotch.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Wario shouted.

"Welcome to the man table!" Cloud said as Marth walked over.

"Thanks; by the way, hey sorry about the whole, Samus in the balls thing." Marth said. "She hates men."

"That's okay." Ranyor said. "I've had my share of psychotic women."

"Yeah; tell us about those women again." Duo said.

"Okay." Ranyor said as he poured another shot. "Alright, this first girl I met. Her name was Kerrigan. She was redhead who helped me against the Terran Confederacy. We became good friends; and I did kind of like her. Then…she got infested by the evil Zerg and murdered 1.2 billion people."

Everyone looked at Ranyor as Ranyor gulped down another shot.

"Wow…" Duo said. "That…that…that tops any story I got…that's pretty awkward actually…that's not even funny…that's…horrible."

"I didn't say it was going to be funny." Ranyor said.

Sephiroth downed his Tequila shot and smacked his lips a couple times.

"So…what's her phone number?" Sephiroth said.

"You're…you're not serious right?" Ranyor said.

"While we're on topic, is she good in bed?" Sephiroth.

Ranyor shook his head and handed a piece of paper to Sephiroth.

"Your loss." Ranyor said.

"Hey guys; what's going on…OH what's this!" Sora said all in one sentence as he quick ran over to their table.

"Sora…" Cloud said. "I think you're amazing and you can kick my ass; but I do think you can handle these drinks. They are way above your alcohol tolerance which is…zero."

Sora snatched the little shot glass and drank the whole thing. Sora stood there for a few seconds.

"That was good." He said.

Sora walked away, leaving a stunned audience behind.

"There is something fucking wrong with that kid." Cloud said.

"Wow." Leon said. "He can beat your ass in real life; and in a game of drink. You Cloud have nothing on him."

"Shut up Leon." Cloud said.

It didn't take long after the three drank the punch with the diuretic in it for it to go to work. Within ten minutes after the three drank the diuretic, Iris, Ciel, and Peach we're all twitching on their couches. Iris crossed her legs, Ciel didn't even bother hiding she had to piss, and Peach danced in the room. Luigi and Snake giggled in the corner like little school girls.

"It'sa not Bowser…but it's still funny." Luigi said.

Snake and Luigi continued to laugh some more. Snake stopped abruptly in the middle of it.

"Is it wrong to having a boner from this?" Snake asked.

Luigi stopped and looked at him.

"Yes Snake." Luigi said. "Yes it is."

Eventually, all three of the girls ran from where they we're and dashed towards the bathroom. Luigi and Snake stopped their awkward stares and began to laugh again at the whole ordeal. Meanwhile, the three ran towards the restroom. Unfortunately the first one was taken. Sonic was still in the restroom as mentioned before in Chapter 9 taking the most violent shit of his life because of Mario's hot wings. At this point, the girls now had to walk with their hands on their crotch to the bathroom as they couldn't run with their bladders full. As Ciel who was the last in line walked, Axl went up to here.

"Yo Ciel!" Axl said.

"Uhh…" Ciel said. "Hey Axl…"

"How ya doing?" He asked.

"Fine." She said, fidgeting and trying to not make it obvious.

"So…" Axl said as he walked over and put his arm heavily on her shoulder, which caused her great distress. "So what's with you and Zero?"

"Umm…" She said. "Can this wait Axl? I really need to…"

"No it can't." Axl said. "I see that you're always worried about something."

"Axl!" She said. "Please! This really needs to wait!"

"Why?" Axl said. "Is there something wrong? It is cause you think Zero likes Iris more than you?"

"Yes; no; maybe…" Ciel said. She slapped her hand on her mouth and kept moving her legs up and down.

"It is, isn't it?" Axl said.

"No! Axl! I need to…"

"Need to have a man who actually likes you." Axl said. "Like me."

"Like you?" Ciel said.

"Yeah." Axl said. "I always thought you we're kind of cute. C'mon Ciel…we could make a perfect couple."

Axl began to put his arms her and squeezed her stomach. That was all she needed to end it. Ciel began to spray her pee out from her skirt, although she held it back in. Axl looked at her and saw her skirt wet and the water on the floor.

"Wait…" Axl said. "Do you have to pee!"

"I can't hold it!" She said.

Axl and Ciel began to scramble around the room trying to figure out what to do while Ciel began to sprinkle. Axl saw a vase nearby him.

"Wait…" Axl said. "Pee in this!"

"What?" Ciel said as she gripped herself tighter than ever.

"Either that or in your pants!" Axl shouted.

She never have considered doing that in front of Axl, but she was desperate; plus it was a party and with the sexual harassment she had done to Zero, well she had embarrassed herself enough already. She literally ripped off her skirt, underwear, and tights and pissed in the vase while standing.

"OH dear God." She said. "I feel so much better."

"Move!" Peach shouted as she and Iris tried to get into a bathroom.

"I gotta piss!" Iris said.

"So do I!" Iris shouted.

Iris managed to overpower Peach because she was a robot. She ran into the bathroom and left Peach outside. Peach didn't know what to do as she was almost to the point of ripping out her hair. She then saw a vase nearby. With no other option, she pulled up her dress, got her underpants down, and pissed in the vase. Because her dress was long, no one seemed to notice and they assumed she was resting…as she said. Except for Luigi and Snake when they walked by. They laughed their asses off cause they knew what she meant. Iris thought she had it perfect, but in the end saw Samus in the bathroom puking in the toilet. Iris tried to get her to move, but couldn't. She ended up holding her crotch and twisting her legs until her bladder couldn't hold anymore and pissed herself. The whole front side of her dress and her stockings we're soaked now. Embarrassed, Iris walked out of the bathroom. She saw Peach on the jar.

"Oh come on!" She said.

"Karma." Peach said.

Iris walked out enraged. Peach laughed at Iris while Ezio stood off to the side looking at Peach.

Meanwhile somewhere in the kitchen while Altair was eating, he looked at Saria and Young Link as they walked by.

"What is it?" Desmond asked who was eating right next to him.

"Look at those two." Altair said.

Young Link and Saria walked by holding hands, Saria kissing his neck and Young squeezing her ass.

"Those two are nothing more than mice." Altair said. "All they want to do is hump."

"Reminds me of myself at that age." Desmond said. "Don't blame them."

Suddenly, he scampered up and dropped his plate.

"FUCK!" He shouted. "That's right! I forgot! I have to get Lucy a gift! Fuck I am so dead!"

Desmond ran to a window and jumped out of it, remembering to open it first as Mario had berated him earlier for pulling a dare to hit Sephiroth in the back of the head and run away; which he did not do successfully. He was gone within five minutes. Altair just ate his meal normally. Mario began to become extremely enraged about the whole ordeal. He grabbed a bud light (his first tonight) and popped open one by Bowser who just walked back in from cleaning out his shell using a garden hose.

"You know what I find funny?" Mario asked.

"Other than the fact we're currently having a civil conversation right now, what?" Bowser said.

"That'sa everyone seems to be leaving the house in unusual ways." Mario said. "I'sa think im'a the only one who has used the door the entire day."

"I see." Bowser said. "So...now...don't get mad...but would this be a real bad time time to show you how I got in?" Bowser said pointing a direction.

Mario looked to see an entire wall missing and portion of the house on fire. Bowser just looked at him with worry.

"Yeah..." Bowser said. "I'm just going to let you deal with that."

"Vai a farti fottere" Mario said as Bowser walked away."

"Cosa?" Ezio shouted. "Hai appena mi dicono di andare affanculo!"

"No! Non ti Ezio!" Mario began saying in his native tonuge. "Aspetta, parli italiano!"

"Si." Ezio said.

"Wow. Io non lo sapevo." Mario said. "Ciao Luigi! Ezio parla italiano."

"Really?" Luigi shouted. "Ezio Ho pensato che fossimo gli unici italiani qui. Nessuna meraviglia che ho riconosciuto il tuo accento."

"Lo so." Ezio said. "Che cosa è ancora più divertente è che ho uno zio di nome Mario. E lui sembraanche tu, appena più alto. Inferno, ha anche detto la vostra frase firma, "E 'un meMario!"

"Davvero!" Mario shouted and laughed. "Tuo zio è impressionante!"

Mario, Luigi, and Ezio began to laugh and walk with each other, forcing Jack to get up and take of the flames. Sick of watching the place burn down, he had Zelda use her magic to rebuild the whole thing. Meanwhile, Bowser just stared at the three.

"Okay." Bowser said. "What the fuck did you just say?"

The three Italains looked at each other.

"Oh we are so abusing that." Mario said.

"I know." Ezio said. "Quindi, posso avere un colpo a quel principessa del tuo?"

"Vai a farti fottere." Mario said.

"Per favore?" Ezio said. "Come su un tre vie?"

"Nou." Mario said. "Aspetta ... forse. Fammi ubriacare. Poi parleremo."

And thus, Mario's plan began.

FEARFAN: Fuck it! I want to write the sex scene between Roy and Liliana!

*The FCC agents cock their guns. Suddenly five shots go off. Dom and everyone else closed their eyes at first and then look to see Roythemanslayer with a shotgun and the agents dead.

Roythemanslayer: Fuck censorship.

*Everyone cheers*

FEARFAN: Alright then people. Without further ado, this is the whole sex scene between Roy and Liliana.

Roy slowly began to…

*Chapter ends*

FEARFAN: OH bloody hell; we ran out of time.

I used google translate for the Italian so if anyone here speaks Italian and corrects me, you'll know how I did it wrong. I speak Greek and Spanish, not Italian. These are the rough translations:

Mario: Go fuck yourself.

Ezio: What! Did you just tell me to fuck off?"

Mario: No! Not you Ezio! Wait, you speak Italian?

Ezio: Yes.

Mario: Really? Awesome. Hey Luigi! Ezio speaks Italian.

Luigi" Really? That's awesome. I knew I recognized your accent Ezio.

Ezio: I know. It's even funnier because I have an Uncle who is also named Mario. He also looks alot like you, just taller. He even says, "It's a me, Mario."

Mario: Really? Your Uncle is awesome.

Ezio: So any chance I can have the Princess?"

Mario: Go fuck yourself.

Ezio: Please? How about a three way?

Mario: No...wait...maybe. Let me get her drunk first...then we'll talk.