All right, time for the par-tay!
Inuyasha: Somebody kill me.
Okay. (raises scythe)
Inuyasha: I WAS F---ING KIDDING!!!
Oh, MAN! I own nothing.
LinkLord: All right now! Last time--
Narrator: Don't say it. We don't want you freezing from shock again.
LinkLord: Who the heck ARE you, anyway?
Narrator: Some nerd who's paid to narrate your parties.
LinkLord: I didn't say I'd pay you to narrate!
Narrator: It was a Mr. Sesshomaru or something.
LinkLord: O.O (eye twitches)
Sesshomaru: Maybe I should run now.
LinkLord: (takes out his scythe and starts zooming after Sesshomaru, who yelps and runs away screaming like a fangirl) GET BACK HERE YOU TRAITOROUS LITTLE ----!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU YOU ----! YEAH, YOU'D BETTER RUN! ----ING ----!!!!
Eitak: Umm...we'll be right back...
LATER...
LinkLord: Well now that I'm calm and I've fired the Narrator, let's meet our first guests! Please welcome Hana Tashio and Rin!
(cheering)
Hana:Yay!
LinkLord: So, what do you want to do now?
Hana: T.T
LinkLord: ...
Hana:T.T
LinkLord:...
Hana: T.T
LinkLord: The mangos are over there.
Hana: . YAY! (runs off to the mangos)
Rin: Mr. Durza?
LinkLord: Yes you adorable girl?
Rin: Where is Lord Sesshomaru?
LinkLord: In the closet with Naraku.
Sesshomaru: MAKE IT STOP!!!
LinkLord: Next guest is Sonoko Kororo!
Kagura: Why didn't she just change her name to Idiot instead?
Sonoko: leaps at Kagura and starts beating the s--t out of her
LinkLord: Also, near the end of the party we'll have a singing duo perform after we all get drunk.
Inuyasha: We'll be getting drunk?
LinkLord: Well, me and Vrael will get drunk on sugar.
Inuyasha: Is anyone here good with snappy wordplay?
Everyone: (shakes their head)
Inuyasha: Curses...
LinkLord: Anyone else wanna get drunk on sugar?
Everyone: Why not?
LinkLord and Vrael: SWEET!
Inuyasha: I believe the word is ''sweets''.
LinkLord: T.T
Vrael: Where's a bottle of fleas when you need them...?
Inuyasha: ACK! I HATE fleas!
Vrael: Which makes them even more desirable...anyway, you were saying, Durza?
LinkLord: There will be three parts. Part 1 is for the first guests and spin the bottle. Second is the actual party with more guests. Then number 3 is for me and Vrael to sing a couple songs.
Vrael: Thankfully I'll be too hyper from candy to notice. Come to think fo it, Durza, you're hyper enough to do it and not be embarassed WITHOUT the sweets.
LinkLord: Yes. Your point?
Vrael: Holy crap. You're gonna let your hyperactivity take over during the party, gobbling down hundreds of pounds of candy, then set off a chain reaction of sugerrush that will eventually explode into one fast-moving kid!
LinkLord: And...?
Vrael: I like the way you think.
FredFretBurger: Nachos!
Vrael: WHAT THE CRAP?!
LinkLord: Fred, leave. This is not a Billy and Mandy party.
FredFretBurger: I can spell my name! F-R-E-D-F-R-E-T-B-U-R-G...E-R! FREDFRETBURGER! Yes.
LinkLord: Leave. (snaps his fingers and FredFretBurger vanishes)
Vrael: What was the point of that?
LinkLord: Comedy, my friend. Sweet, sweet comedy.
Hana: Is my sister here yet?
LinkLord: Whoops, I forgot. Please welcome Hana's sister, Katsumi!
Katsumi: Sis, why are people dressed up like Inuyasha characters?
Inuyasha: (growls)
LinkLord: Anyway, time for Spin the Bottle!
Vrael: But we've only got two boys and about five girls.
Hana: No, four girls. Rin won't be playing.
Rin: But I got my pajamas! (shows incredibly cute set of pajamas)
LinkLord: Looks more like a fairy princess outfit. Oh well. (sets the bottle down) Let's see...Inuyasha! Koga! You two will play.
Koga: Hoorah! Spin the Bottle! My favorite game! (sits down)
LinkLord: (rolls his eyes) I wonder why...anyway, someone take a spin.
Hana: (spins the bottle)
Bottle: (spinning)
Hana: (watching the bottle spin)
Bottle: (watching Hana watching the bottle spin)
Hana: (watching the bottle watching Hana watching the bottle spin)
Bottle: (watching Hana watching the bottle watching Hana watching the bottle spin)
Hana: (watching the bottle watching Hana watching the bottle watching Hana watching the bottle spin)
Bottle: (watching Hana watching the bottle watching Hana watching the bottle watching...wait, who's watching who again?)
(the bottle stops pointing at Koga)
Koga: (jumps up) YIPEE! Where's the closet?
LinkLord: (points. Koga grabs Hana's arm and pulls her into the closet where they re-emerge a few seconds later, Hana looking blank and Koga looking happy)
LinkLord: My turn! (the boys back away and Durza spins the bottle so fast it seems to be whirling like a top...wait, it is whirling like a top...this game is WIERD...)
Bottle: (spinning)
LinkLord: (bored)
Bottle: (watching LinkLord be bored while spinning, then stops pointing to...
(dramatic music)
SONOKO KORORO!!!)
Sonoko: I like the color of blood.
LinkLord: Then I shall enjoy this.
Sonoko: Why? Are you a vampire?
LinkLord: Maybe. (grabs Sonoko, who bolts for the closet dragging LinkLord across the floor) A little enthusiastic, are we? (the door slams and kissing sounds are heard inside much more than once)
Eitak: Hmph.
Vrael: You're jealous, aren't you?
Eitak: (slaps Vrael)
Vrael: WHAT THE F--- WAS THAT FOR?!
Eitak: Hmph. (turns away as an unconscious LinkLord is dragged out of the closet by Sonoko)
Vrael: I don't wanna know what happened.
Katsumi: My turn! (spins the bottle, which shortly spins before stopping at Inuyasha)
LinkLord: Wha...what happened?
Sonoko: You're quite the kisser.
LinkLord: No, I was quite the KISSED.
Inuyasha: Let's get this over with. (walks to the closet with Katsumi, who's skipping while holding his hand)
LATER...
LinkLord: Okay, everyone. We're preparing to start the party.
Everyone: (groan)
LinkLord: Shut it! We'll also be playing Spin the Bottle again during the party.
(a cheer goes up)
LinkLord: What is wrong with you people?!
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