Bleached Armageddon

Chapter Ten: Usted No Me Molesta!

By Inuyoshie

Psíquica (Nicole)

"Hey,"

"Go away,"

"Hey,"

"Go away,"

"HEY! Grimm-kitty!"

"Why the fuck are you calling me that?" Grimmjow roared at me. I quickly dodged before he could slam me into another wall. I had some pretty colourful bruises on my back, and didn't care to add on to them.

Then again, if Aja or Maddie saw my bruises, they would kick Grimm-kitty's ass. Iron hard skin or no iron hard skin.

"Hello? Woman? I asked you a question!" Grimmjow snapped at me, waving a hand in front of my face.

"Huh?" I asked.

"Why the hell are you bothering me?" Grimmjow repeated himself.

"Oh. I wanna learn how to fight," I replied. Grimmjow burst out laughing.

"Hah! That's hilarious! You really think you can fight here in Las Noches?" he sneered. I narrowed my eyes.

"And what about me makes me not able to fight?" I demanded.

"Well, for one thing, you're a human. And for another thing, you're a girl," Grimmjow told me, snickering.

"If you don't teach me, I'll tell everybody about the time you screwed Ulqui-whatshisface… and he was seme," I threatened. Grimmjow's eyes bulged, making me wonder if it was true.

"I did no such thing!" he roared.

"Your word against she who can read minds," I retorted smugly.

"Bitch! I'll just send you to Nnoitera!" Grimmjow threatened.

"I'll blackmail him too," I responded.

"He's stronger than you! You won't be able to walk for days-"

"Then I'll call Aja. If she can throw a scientist into a wall out of pure instinct, imagine what she can do with lethal intent," I pointed out.

"How would she know?" Grimmjow demanded.

"Telepathy!" I exclaimed.

"Oh yeah? Well what if Aizen kills her for being annoying?" Grimmjow pointed out.

"Then I'll get Maddie!" I replied.

"She's weak and pathetic!" Grimmjow snickered.

"No she's not! And besides, she's got Gin and a little sister who is a walking, talking weapon of mass destruction," I added.

"By the time you do that you'll be too-"

"And THAT is why I want YOU to teach me how to fight," I finished with a smirk.

"Wha-wha-wait. How the hell does that make sense? I was threatening you and-"

"So, when do we start?" I asked with a smile. Grimmjow glared at me.

"You actually think that if I teach you some fighting skills that you can beat an arrancar?" Grimmjow asked me unbelieving.

"So you're not that good at fighting? I guess I'll have to ask someone else…" I trailed off.

"NO! I am," Grimmjow snapped. "And anyways… what do I get out of it?"

"Uh… you can work off stress?" I asked. Shit… I hadn't thought of that… "Or… I'll behave?"

"How about… you have to do everything I say-"

"Hell no!' I exclaimed.

"It's not THAT bad," Grimmjow remarked.

"Yes it is!" I retorted. "You try having to do everything I say and see how you like it!"

"That would never happen," Grimmjow scoffed. "Obeying me is my only condition,"

I glared at him. I do not tolerate being ordered around, especially by some really tall blue-haired man-whore thing.

"Those are my terms, take 'em or leave 'em," Grimmjow prodded, a smirk on his face. I just wanted to bitch slap that smirk right off.

"Only during lessons," I growled. I really needed to learn how to fight (and win) or I'd probably die here, being psychic and surrounded by perverted wierdies.

"Okay. Now leave me alone," Grimmjow muttered, lying back on his bed. I smirked.

"We're not in a lesson right now," I pointed out. Grimmjow lifted his leg and kicked me. I blocked it, but both of my arms' bones seemed to ring from the impact.

"Lesson number one: don't bother me while I am sleeping," Grimmjow told me coolly. I frowned and walked to the door, opening it. A waft of air blew in, smelling deliciously like… curry.

"What's that smell?" Grimmjow demanded, sniffing the air.

"Curry," I replied.

"What the hell is that?" Grimmjow asked me, standing up.

"Food," I replied snottily.

"No fuckin' shit! What kind of food?" Grimmjow growled.

"You'll just have to find out, Grimmy-sensei," I replied teasingly, walking out of the room and following my nose. I was lead to a large room, where tons of arrancar surrounded Aja who was standing in front of a pot of curry, smiling.

Oh God, we're all gonna die.

Inuyoshie's after the chapter special

Fear the curry! Fear it!

Yes, arrancar have never had curry. This will now change…

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No usted me molesta means 'Don't bother me' by the way.