Author's note: Sorry for the delay! Whenever I come up with a new story, this always happens. It goes well the first few chapters, then the inspiration stops and I'm left with an incomplete and totally awesome story. Help would be much appreciated! That and the lemon was killing me so I decided not to write it at all. Love you all!

Chapter 10

Bottoms Up

(Lucy pov)

The sound of bubbling water and my heavy breathing echoed through the steamy room. The two other occupants of the hot tub sat on either side of me. Gajeel cuddled into me while Laxus curled an arm around my waist. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't relax. My muscles were tense with the knowledge that I would most likely be sandwiched between these two men as they shoved their cocks into me. I kept telling myself that I wasnt ready and to climb out of the heated water, but my body refused to listen. The near silence was suffocating. I was no alcoholic, but I desperately wished for a nice heavy drink if only to loosen up.

A cloud of dust appeared out of nowhere, dissipating around Virgo and a table full of assorted beverages. She was in the middle of making a drink. She set the bottles down and gently set the glass near my head. I downed the shot and licked my lips, savoring the taste. "Orgasm?"

"Excellent, Princess." Virgo exclaimed.

Laxus and Gajeel looked between the two of us. "What?"

I giggled and set the glass down. "Orgasm. It's an alcoholic beverage."

Gajeel seemed to deflate a bit. Laxus just looked curious. "What's it taste like?"

"I like it, though I prefer the Screaming Orgasm. I like my drinks a bit sweeter."

The blonde's face scrunched up. "So you're one of those girls."

I pushed away from the elder Dragon Slayer. Not that Gajeel was complaining. "Excuse me?"

"You're the kind of chick that can't handle real drinks. You go for the sugary shit. One sip of my favorite booze would knock you on your ass."

Laxus poked my nose. My temper ignited and I smacked his hand away. "So you're one of those guys! Arrogant and cocky and self-absorbed!"

His right eyebrow arched. "Your point?"

"You're a dick!"

"I am not!"

"Yes you are!"

A large, callused hand appeared before my face holding a martini glass. "Virgo said you need a drink."

I gripped the glass and sipped the cool mix. "Mmm… French Orgasm." I tapped the glass with my fingers, an idea forming in my head. The alcohol was working wonders on my confidence. "Do you guys wanna play a game?"

Both men shared a look. "Depends, Bunny. What kind of game?"

"A drinking game."

They both grinned. "What are the rules, Blondie?"

I placed the glass on the ledge. "It's Never Have I Ever with a twist. If your answer is yes, you drink. The game stops when someone falls over drunk, gives in, or we all call it quits. Sound fun?"

"I'm game, Bunny."

"Me, too."

I smiled evilly. "Virgo. We are going to need a lot of shot glasses. I don't care what you put in it."

"Of course, Princess." The Spirit's eyes glinted darkly.

The three of us situated ourselves so that we could see each others faces. Virgo began placing shots on the ground by our heads. Laxus looked cocky, which didn't surprise me one bit, but Gajeel looked a little hesitant. I wondered why the usually confident Iron Mage looked so unsure. Could it be that he had never played?

"Shall I explain the rules?" I asked innocently. If Gajeel has never played, I didn't want to embarrass him by asking in front of another person.

Gajeel nodded. "Fire away, Bunny."

"Rule one: there is no limit on how much you have to drink. Rule two: if you answer yes, you down a shot. If the answer is no, don't drink. Rule three: first one to pass out drunk is the winner's slave for a day. Last one standing wins."

Laxus smiled deviously. "What is I don't want you to pass out drunk?"

"Then we'll stop When we're all nice and tipsy. Who wants to start?"

Laxus raised an arm. I volunteered to go second, giving Gajeel the chance to watch and learn.

"Never have I ever… kissed a boy." Laxus leered down at me. I huffed with irritation and slammed back a shot. The alcohol burned on its way down, but it wasn't anything I couldn't handle. I just knew Laxus was going to be targeting me for the rest of the game. Fucking dick.

You want to fuck his dick.

Dammit, Sin!

"Never have I ever kissed a girl."

Laxus smirked and took a shot. Gajeel, after watching both of us, tipped his back. He gently placed the glass back on the ground. I think that he was starting to get it. Gajeel tapped his chin, a devious smirk appearing on his face. "Never have I ever had a dream about fucking a man.

Oh, yeah. He caught on quick.

I slammed my drink back and smirked at the men.

"Never have I ever had sex."

Both men downed their shots.

It went on like that for the next hour or so. We jumped from game to game until we started drinking for the hell of it. Virgo was more than happy to practise her bartending and made sure to keep the floor clean and our cups full. The Dragon Slayers began naming dirty drinks, shooting leers at me when I sucked them down. Laxus asked Virgo for a Creamy Pussy and stared at me as he lapped at the sweet beverage. My inhibitions, already lowered by the merging was damn near nonexistent. I responded to his challenge by ordering a Pop My Cherry. Gajeel decided he wanted in on the action and got a Golden Shower. I simply smiled, finished my drink, and asked Virgo for a Between the Sheets.

Gajeel swam over to me, his drink forgotten, and leaned in close. "You wanna know what I want, Bunny?"

I set my drink down and faced the Gajeel with alcohol-fueled courage. "What?"

"I want a Tight Snatch. I hear yours is the best."

"But Gajeel! I can't mix drinks."

Gajeel's chest pressed against me, pushing me back until I was pinned to the wall. "Who said I was talking about drinks?"

"Hey!" Laxus snaked an arm around my waist and pulled in into his side. "Stop hogging Bunny. I wanna play with her too."

"See what you've done, Gajeel! Now Laxus is calling me Bunny!"

Gajeel only grinned suggestively. "I bet you fuck like a bunny."

"You mean I lay there and make no noise?"

Laxus chuckled and stroked my head. "Nope. You are definitely a screamer. Maybe even a scratcher."

"Now way! Bunny seems more like a biter!" Gajeel shoved his finger into Laxus' shoulder. Both men wabbled unsteadily before righting themselves.

I bet you're all three.

"I bet I'm all three." Did I really just say that?

Laxus and Gajeel stared at me in shock. The surprise quickly turned into lust. Laxus pulled me into his chest. "Only one way to find out, Bunny."

He captured my lips with his own.

(Erza pov)

I watched as Hibiki, Levy, and Freed fidgeted as they flipped through books (or database in Hibiki's case). They were looking for anything related to seals and Demons, anything that could help in Lucy and Sin's separation.

Lucy…

Lucy is the sister I never had. She is the light that guides me… us….. anyone who meets her. She is there to pick you up when you're down, to support you when you stumble. Push you to do better.

Minerva was not the first person to attack Lucy, and she certainly won't be the last. The way Lucy handled it… I wish to be like her. It's as if she takes our fear and turns it into strength. Minerva was hard on her, yes, but I have seen Lucy suffer worse under the hands of our own comrades. Yet somehow, each time, no matter how great her injuries, she always climbs back on her feet and jumps right back in the fray. Lucy seemed to have endless endurance I only wished I had. Lucy, my sister, was everything I, and several other women, aspired to be.

Yet for someone so durable and strong, Lucy is also incredibly delicate. I remember a night spent comforting the Celestial Mage. It took all of us; Cana, Levy, Mira, Ever, Lisanna, Wendy, Charla, to calm her down. We had later learned that a group of Laxus fan-girls had stumbled upon Lucy and said some very nasty things to her a few days before. They had verbally smacked her down and kicked her in the stomach. Lucy said she used her Heiress training to put them in their place, but their words had damaged her. Lucy thought herself weak and useless before those harpies showed up and demolished what was left of her self-confidence. She sobbed into my shoulder that everyone in the guild knew she was weak and how she didn't deserve to be on Team Natsu. We spent the night reestablishing her self-esteem and eating cake.

It was one of my most cherished, and depressing, memories. To know how low my sister thinks of herself because of the venom spewed by jealous skanks made me ill.

"Found something!" Everyone's head snapped to Levy, pointing to a paragraph. "It says that we can pull the Demon out of it's host and send it back home. Guys, we can send Sin home to her Realm!"

Everyone cheered in excitement, though sadness tainted the joy. Sin was just starting to grow on us. We would miss her.

Cana slumped over her beer. "Damn, I'm gonna miss my new drinking buddy."

"Cana! Shame on you!" Levy placed her hands on her hips, a frown marring her child-like face. "Sin deserves to go home! Anyway, how do you think Lucy feels about all of this? She and Sin have been together nearly Lucy's whole life! I bet she'll be devastated when Sin returns to her own dimension."

Hibiki scowled at his screen. "I wouldn't start planning a Going Away party just yet."

Freed peered over his shoulder, his eyes growing wider with each passing second. "I see. That might be a problem."

"What? What will be a problem?"

Freed looked over at Mira. His cheeks tinted a light pink. "Once Sin is removed from Lucy's body, she will have a noncorporeal form."

Natsu looked up from a chicken he was currently stuffing in his mouth. "Huh?"

Levy leaned back in her chair. "It means that she will have no body. We can remove her soul, but we have nobody to put it in."

"Can't we just, I don't know, find a body?"

I shot my Teammate a glare. "No, Natsu. We cannot simply find a body for Sin to inhabit. That would be rude to the person currently using the body."

The pinkette shrank behind the half-eaten chicken.

"Hm… That does pose a problem. How are we to separate Sin from Lucy without another body?" Makarov mumbled into his mug.

Gray stripped off his pants. "Can't we just remove Sin from Lucy and put it in a jar until we find a body?"

"Your clothes, Gray." Levy said without looking up from her book. The Ice Mage hunted for his clothes, grumbling about his stupid stripping habit. "But Gray has a point. Can't we just store Sin's soul into a container until we find a proper body for her?"

"No, we can't." Hibiki was typing away. "Without a body, Sin would just snap back to the last body she inhabited. That body being Lucy. Even with a spelled container, a soul as powerful as Sin's wouldn't stay there for long."

I slammed my armoured fist onto the table. "Damn it!"

I sat there, head hung in defeat. A chair beside me scuffed the floor as a body sat upon it. A gentle hand rested on my hair, rubbing small circles on the skin. I glanced over to see the shrouded form of Jellal, otherwise known as Mystogan. I was too stunned to speak. The man I had loved since childhood is touching me… willingly. "Do not despair, Erza. We will save both of them."

I sighed and reached out to clasp a hand on his shoulder. "I hope you're right."

Cana scoffed while flipping over a series of cards. "Let the brainiacs handle the Sin. If I were you, I'd be focused on the Dark Mages coming our way." She picked up a card and held it between her fingers. I shivered a the robed skeleton painted on the card.

I remember asking Cana about her Magic years ago. She sat me down and explained the cards and their meanings to me. Over time, I have forgotten the meanings for each card. However, the card of death stuck with me. The appearance of the death card in a reading doesn't particularly mean someone is going to die. It could represent the death of a friendship or a way of life. The look on the Card Mage's face said that isn't the case in this reading.

If I… we are do not proceed with caution, someone will die.

Sorry about the shortness of this chapter. My muse has abandoned me to drown in the darkness of my despair.

I thought you all would be fucking thrilled to know that I am indeed working on more stories for you all to enjoy. I have taken a page of… someone's book and I'll be completing a story and posting chapters one-by-one. If anyone has any suggestions on plots or ships, don't hesitate to PM me. As for the story I'm currently working on… Who likes a horny God? Or pregnant Lucy?

-SPN :3