Omake 10 - One Minute Melee 01 - Master Hand VS Polygon Man
"You sure about this? We agree that we don't watch it on a later time."
"Come on, Ness. Just one episode and that is. Nothing's gonna happen."
"Well, I don't know..."
"Come on dude, just one episode won't hurt anybody."
"Hm... Okay."
"Yay! Thanks Ness!"
Within the TV room, Kirby brought in the box that contains DVDs of another show: One Minute Melee.
"So, what's the point the One Minute Melee thing?" Sonic asked.
"Well, according to Kirby, who heard it from the Merch," Ness begins to explain. "It's kinda like Smash Bros. Melee but in 1 mins./60 secs. But, it shows no research."
"So, it's a one minute fight?" Sonic asked again.
"Yes," Ness answered. "But luckily," He then pulls a large guidebook. "thanks to that Merch guy, he gave us this guidebook tell us the combatants in that show, so we'll their info easy."
'Oh, that's cool I guess." Sonic replied.
"Okay, I found one." Kirby said, pulling out one of the DVDs of the OMM episode.
"Kay, put it in." Ness replied.
And with that, Kirby puts in the disc on Cable Box.
The ScrewAttack title appears on the screen, and then, music was played with the symbol of 'MD' stating Mali De'lisser on the background. Everyone waited for something to happen, until a burning clock was revealed a it did a single minute spin, before it changed scenes.
"One Minute Melee!" An announcer said as they saw those words and number on the video
"Where all the fights are settled in 60 Seconds!"
"2 Fighters!"
"No Research!"
"Sixty seconds..."
"MELEE!"
"Go!"
"Well, that's a start." Sonic muttered.
"I wonder what happens next." Lucas wonders.
"You'll see in a second." Kirby replied.
(*Cues: Street Fighter Alpha - 02 Character Select.*)
They then see multitude of characters up on a screen, looking like it's a set up for a character selection of a video game.
Announcer: Select your character!
"Huh? What's this?" Toon Link asked, looking a bit confused by this.
"It's called the character selection screen." Ness answered. "This is where you choose one of the fighters you see and either you pick character you wanted, or play as someone else, they choose who they want to be."
"You mean like Street Fighter or Dragon Ball Z?" Asked Lucas.
"Exactly." Answered Ness.
Everyone nodded in understanding and and continued the video.
The selection tool moved around for a bit, before it settled on the first person.
It looked like a big white glove but very ghost like, and it's right handed.
"Hey, that looks like..." Pikachu looks at the character closely, recognize this combatant. "Master Hand!"
"What?!" Everyone gasped in shock as he saw Master Hand in character selection screen.
"You're right. It is him." Pit said in shock.
"How the heck did he get in?" Yoshi said, surprised.
"Doesn't matter now. Let's just see how he fights in his show." Sonic said, getting interested.
Everyone then continues to watch as they saw the second combatant in this selection; it looks like a headless man in purple crystals.
"Hm. I don't know who he is, but he looks like he can't be taking down easily." Pit said, seeing that purple headed guy.
"That's because he is." Ness answered. Everyone looks at him oddly as Ness pulls out the guidebook. "His name is Polygon Man. He was the original mascot for the PlayStation brand, appearing in print ads for the original PlayStation console."
"An old mascot for Playstation?" Toon Link asked.
"Yes," Ness answered. "but it was later dropped before the launch of Sony's first console[1] and replaced by a series of popular game characters, like Parappa the Rapper, and Crash Bandicoot."
"Who happened to be old pals of mine." Sonic added.
"But then, Phil Harrison, the head of Sony's European game publishing business, along with Ken Kutaragi, resurfaced Polygon Man as as the main antagonist and final boss of fighting game PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale, probably to take form of revenge." Ness stated.
"Hm. For a guy like who won't be forgot from others and wants revenge, who else could blame him." Pikachu replied.
"Well either way, let's see how this fight turn out." Toon Link said.
With that, the selection tool click on both of them and the show begins to start, as the words saying; 'Let's rock?', 'Alrighty!' and 'Uh, one sec...'
(*Cues: Master Hand - (Smash Wii U/3DS) Menu (Melee) ver 2 (Smash Wii U/3DS)*)
The setting where the fight begins in the stage everyone remembers: Final Destination. This is where Ryu, which surprises everyone, appears in the stage and then, like before from Classic Mode, Master Hand appears out of the shadows of space with the same evil laugh.
"Yup, that's definitely Master Hand." Ness said, recognizing this act.
"Who else but Master Hand would do something like this?" Pikachu said, indifferent.
Master Hand begins to fight Ryu, until some sort of red laser crash down and blasted Ryu away. That surprises everyone.
"What the heck..." Toon Link said, surprised.
"Where did that come from?" Pikachu said in shock.
Before anyone ask, a mysterious voice spoke out of nowhere.
?: I've grown tired of your pathetic display...
Master Hand turned around and saw who's voice belongs to. It was Polygon Man.
"I guess that laser was from that guy." Ness said, seeing Polygon Man appear infront of him who started laughing.
Polygon Man: I consider this a roleplaying game. Today you will be playing-
That stopped him when Master Hand shot finger bullets at him.
"Well, that shut him up." Sonic said with no interest. Pikachu nodded in that agreement.
Polygon Man: You DARE lay a hand on your master?
They both stared at each other, waiting for one of them to make a move.
"LIVE AND LET DIE!" The announcer said, the music suddenly picked up a new pace. "FIGHT!"
1:00
Polygon Man went first for firing his lasers from his eyes, but Master Hand dodges it and "walks" using his pointer and middle fingers. When he reaches his opponent, he "kicks" and slam him, along with shooting finger bullets at him but was blocked by Polygon Man's barrier.
"I bet 20 bucks that Master Hand will win." Sonic said, showing some interest.
"Deal." Pikachu replied.
Polygon Man: What?! *Being grab by Master Hand and was slam into the ground.* A valiant effort... but to no avail.
That got him mad and threw a card at him, but the headless man dodges it and slam his head on the giant hand and spiral within him, then launched him in the air and rammed him as he turns into a musclur old man and then change back to slam him to the stage.
0:48
Master Hand then begins to fight back by summoning a blue-green orb of energy and slam it at Polygon Man who repelled right back but the Hand slapped it back and took damage from it, and then grabbed Polygon Man and repeatedly smash his head on stage platform.
"Now, that's brutal." Pit commented.
"Totally." Popo replied.
Master Hand then threw him upward and fires a blue laser from each fingertip at him and then gave him a strong uppercut to the face.
0:38
To the next surprise for the Smashers, Master Hand grabbed stage and slam Polygon Man to the face, making the stage platform a Home-run Bat.
"That didn't happen in the classic stage." Sonic said, eye widen.
"That one's probably different." Pit said, eye widen also.
Polygon Man was later send pummeling down towards the moon, then heard a missile-like sound coming down him which revealed that Master Hand is used a Power Punch at him, but was later reflected by his barrier.
Polygon Man: Nope, DENIED! *Summons a Cyborg Ninja and attack Master Hand*
"Gee, now he summons up allies? Unbelievable." Pit said in disbelief.
0:27
The ninja continues to slash the giant hand but Master Hand grabbed him and threw him at his master and exploded.
Polygon Man: What?! Impo- *Interrupted by Master Hand by snapped his fingers, making him confusion.*
0:17
Master Hand then pummel him to the ground and has his head rush through the ground and then he sends him back to the stage and threw him to the platform again.
"Only a few seconds left." Kirby called out.
"What will they do now?" Ness mumbled.
Just then, a Smash Ball appeared out of nowhere.
"Hey, a Smash Ball!" Kirby said, looked surprised.
"Alright, let's see who gets it." Pit exclaimed with excitement.
The two started fighting again for get the Smash Ball.
0:10
"Only 10 seconds left!" Lucas called out.
However, Polygon Man was the first one to get it, but not until Master Hand performs his Finger Drill attack at him before he blocks it with his barrier. Polygon Man begins to laugh, however, with a strong and powerful force, Master Hand pierce through the barrier and the headless crystal man altogether, that allows him to get the Smash Ball.
Polygon Man: What?! Impossible!
0:06
"6 seconds left!" Popo called out.
Master Hand then pulled another finger bullet at Polygon Man but this time, it's very powerful. So powerful, it immediately sends Polygon Man into a black hole behind him with meteors hurling into it, thus giving massive damage. Oddly enough, he was turned into a trophy (Smash Verison) and with all his might, Master Hand gritted it and then, crunched it, meaning the Polygon Man is no more.
0:00
"K.O!" The announcer cried.
Upon his victory, Master Hand starts laughing evilly.
"Well, that's it then. Master Hand won." Sonic said, then started smirking on Pikachu. "You know what that means, right?"
Pikachu blinked at him for a second, then realized what he meant. "Ugh, damn." He sworn as he pulled out 20 dollars and gave to Sonic.
The burning clock appeared again as it did a single minute spin, before it changed scenes.
(*Cues: Final Destination Ver 2. (Smash Wii U/3DS)*)
"This Melee Victory Goes To..."
The top of a marvel column came up as it show Master Hand, performing his trademark finger gun up in the air, making a silent 'Eyyyy' sound.
"...the Master Hand!"
"Well, that's a cool battle." Pit said, showing some fondness on this show.
"Agree, and within 60 seconds." Ness added.
"Yup," Pikachu said, as he begins to get up. "although, as much as we wanna some more, but I got plenty of stuff to do."
"Oh yeah, me too." Pit said, getting up too.
"Well then, let's finish this next time." Ness said to them.
Everyone nodded and begins to leave as Kirby puts the disk back in the case and shut off the TV.
And done. All finished. After finishing off 3 episodes of DBX, along with one episode of OMM, I finally got it all done. It was a total pain in the ass just to visualize everything and type down everything that's on YouTube, plus it's also tiring just to do that. Both DBX and OMM. Well, I'm glad that's over, now I'm head back to do my Death Battle fic., uh, just until I re-cooperate from the typing and visualizing, okay?
Thanks!
Ciao!