F.F.N.a.F. Truth or Dare R.9
ISS600: Welcome to Round 9 of F.F.N.a.F. Truth or Dare. We got 2 submissions.
The477Crew Dares:
Annoy the crap out of my oc Crew. Hint:He will get triggered if you even mention crew x mangle
ISS600: I assume you mean Crew Lockman from School Days. So let's get triggering.
Crew: *On phone* Hey guys. Why'd you pull me out of school? Bonnie was gonna show me something cool. And I was babysitting/watching Jason.
Jason through phone: Stop saying you're babysitting me. Your just watching me because Fredbear doesn't trust me around knives and in the Home Ec. room.
Fredbear: Who's Jason?
ISS600: Crew x Mangle is life!
Crew: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH! SHE IS TOO YOUNG FOR ME! SHE'S 7!
10 minutes later
Crew: Are you trying to make Jason kill me?
13 hours later
Crew: *Steam shooting out of ears and face is as red as Purple Guy's knife after killing the kids* WHY?!
28 Days later
Crew after being triggered too much and in a completely zombie-like state: That's it I quit this. I'm going back to school. I'm late anyway. *Walks out of pizzeria* *mutters* Fredbear's gonna KILL me with a capital K, I, L, L for not watching Jason now thanks a lot.
ISS600: Welp we've zombified him. Sorry. Ok but seriously that was hilarious. Next Dare.
TornadoDog33 Dares:
Hey!
I got a good one for Freddy, Foxy, Bonnie, Chica, Goldie, Springtrap, the Marionette, and Mangle.
Survive 5 nights with Chuck Norris as the night guard. He's come prepared. Good luck...
Then, dare for Mike: Sing the Toreador Song in the original French (song: watch?v-snRz5L3Ups, lyrics: ) when the power runs out and Freddy appears. Oh, and Freddy, no playing your music box arrangement. You have to use an orchestra and chorus (that's how the song was originally composed). I'll let you figure out how to get and fit one in.
ISS600: Ok I'll start with the orchestra and stuff, Mike start learning the lyrics and finally Chuck Norris is here in ten so let's get the place ready.
Mike: I took French in school. Pas de regrets.
ISS60: What?
Mike: No regrets.
After Cleaning up
Chuck Norris: *Enters pizzeria with weapons everywhere* I'm here for the Nightguard job.
Marionette: Welcome. The office is then the hall. If ya need anything ask Freddy.
Chuck Norris: Ok robots. *glares* I'm watching you.
12:00 A.M.
Chuck Norris checked every camera closely. Staring he saw that no one had actually gone for him. Sure Chica was at his window but it was to deliver good and unpoisoned pizza. Mike was practicing Toreador March and ISS600 was grabbing the orchestra from Phantom of the Opera (cause why not). Getting up he opened the office doors and walked down to the stage where ISS600 was trying and failing to set up the orchestra. "Why is no one attackin' me? Shouldn't they be tryin' to stuff me in the 'ere suits?" He asked, pointing to Freddy. "We don't do that anymore. We were possessed and crazy." Freddy explained. "Sorry for the inconvenience I guess. Makes your job easier maybe." Chuck Norris was confused then for no reason grabbed Freddy's tie and pulled the bear up to eye level. "I was brought here to fend you off and that's exactly what I plan to do ya hear me?" Chuck Norris said, threateningly. "Will all due respect Mr. Chuck Norris, I'm not engaging my friends in our old ways to have death match with you. We already almost got ourselves scrapped in trying to rescue Springtrap, Fredbear, Goldie and Plushtrap the Siblings too from Afton's Twisted Killbots of us and ScrapMakers. We know our limits." Freddy explained, bravely staring the man himself down. Endo 02 stared rather nonchalant at the whole thing. "He's scared of me when we make eye contact yet he's staring at Chuck Norris himself and shows no fear. Interesting."
Soon 6AM hit and Chuck Norris left. He didn't eat any pizza sadly but the night went well and everyone survived.
ISS00: Now the good stuff. Mike, orchestra do your stuff.
Orchestra: *Plays*
Mike: *Sings*
Votre toast, je peux vous le rendre,
Senor, senors car avec les soldats
Oui, les Toreros, peuvent s'entendre;
Pour plaisirs, pour plaisirs,
Ils ont les combats!
Le cirque est plein,
c'est jour de fete!
Le cirque est plein du haut en bas;
Les spectateurs, perdant la tete,
Les spectateurs s'interpellent
a grand fracas!
Apostrophes, cris et tapage
Pousses jusques a la fureur!
Car c'est la fete du courage!
C'est la fete des gens de co
Allons! en garde! Allons! Allons! ah!
Toreador, en garde! Toreador, Toreador!
Et songe bien, oui, songe en combattant
Qu'un oeil noir te regarde,
Et que l'amour t'attend,
Toreador, L'amour t'attend!
Et songe bien, oui, songe en combattant
Qu'un oeil noir te regarde,
Et que l'amour t'attend,
Toreador, L'amour t'attend!
Tout d'un coup, on fait silence...
Ah! que se passe-t-il?
Plus de cris, c'est l'instant!
Plus de cris, c'est l'instant!
le taureau s'elance
En bondissant hors du Toril!
Il s'elance! Il entre,
Il frappe! un cheval roule,
Entrainant un Picador,
Ah! bravo! Toro! Hurle la foule!
Le taureau va, il vient,
il vient et frappe encore!
En secouant ses banderilles,
Plein de fureur, il court!
Le cirque est plein de sang!
On se sauve, on franchit les grilles!
C'et ton tour maintenant! allons!
En garde! allons! allons! Ah!
Toreador, en garde! Toreador, Toreador!
Et songe bien, oui, songe en combattant
Qu'un oeil noir te regarde,
Et que l'amour t'attend,
Toreador, L'amour t'attend!
Et songe bien, oui, songe en combattant
Qu'un oeil noir te regarde
Et que l'amour t'attend,
Toreador, L'amour t'attend!
Et songe bien, oui, songe en combattant
Qu'un oeil noir te regarde
Et que l'amour t'attend,
Et que l'amour t'attend,
Toreador, L'amour t'attend!
L'amour! L'amour! L'amour!
Toreador, Toreador, L'amour t'attend!
Everyone: *Clapping*
ISS600: Ok so R. 9 is complete. . Leave your Truths and/or Dares in the reviews or P.M. me. Aslo did ya catch the zombie movie reference? Tell me if ya did.