THE LAST CHAPTER
Emotive: *sighs* This is the last chapter I'm going to make.
Everyone: *gasps*
Emotive: I know, I know. I had fun while it lasted and I love you all to death, but I have come to the conclusion that I can not continue this series.
Everyone: *cheers*
Emotive: *glares*
Everyone: *gulps*
Emotive: Anyway, don't worry folks. I'm sure there will be other dare fics out there… though I'm sure you won't love them as much as you loved mine. And who knows? When you least expect it, it just might pop up once again. But I just want to focus on my fics with an actual plot, setting, and where I don't write in script form all the time…
Hayato: For a rabid yaoi fangirl, you really are serious when it comes to writing.
Emotive: Of course I am! I want to be a writer after all! I have to up my skills and make a great fic (or novel ;D) that people love!
Tsuna: Well… I can say that there were some dares I enjoyed and a lot I didn't.
Emotive: *grins* I know you liked the fact that Kyouya impregnated you and you made out with lotso guys and you married Kyouya too.
Kyouya: *smirk*
Tsuna: *blush* Emo-san!
Emotive: Kihihihi, I loved the female bashing best though. Has anyone ever noticed that almost all the dares centered on the men?
Females: That's because the cast has a majority of men.
Emotive: Which is why I love this series. (:D)
Kyouya: Omnivore, would you get on with this last chapter?
Emotive: I would love to Kyou-chan. And thanks for calling me omnivore (:D)
Kyouya: Hn…
Emotive: Let's start off the last chapter with Kajune's dares!
1. I dare Hibari to do absolutely everything Mukuro tells him to do for one day. It can be sexual or not. It is up to Mukuro.
2. I dare Marmon to use his illusions to scare the life out of Tsuna. Don't kill him!
3. I dare Chrome to write an M rated 6918 Story with Romance and Hurt/ Comfort Genre.
4. I dare Gokudera to tie Dino and Byakuran up by using Dino's whip.
5. I dare EVERYONE (Including Emo-chan) to throw bombs at Byakuran and Dino.
6. I dare Mukuro to go on a date with Hibari for 3 hours, and Hibari must have fun and be happy. If not, Mukuro must wear one of Haru's most humiliating Cosplaying clothes for the entire Chapter!
Done.
Kyouya: *glares at dares*
Mukuro: Kufufu, this will be fun.
Emotive: You have to do your dare Hibari.
Kyouya: *growls in frustration*
Mukuro: First things first, I want a kiss from cute little Kyou-chan. *smiles*
Kyouya: *grabs Mukuro and plants one on him without any fuss*
Emotive: That seemed easy.
Mukuro: *deepens kiss*
Kyouya: *bites Mukuro's lip*
Mukuro: *pulls away with a wince* Oya, it seems you do like to bite people to death.
Kyouya: *glare*
Mukuro: Stop glaring at me.
Kyouya: *glares at the wall, pretending it is Mukuro*
Mukuro: Kufufu, then why won't little Kyou-chan give me a strip lap dance?
Emotive: *ears perk up*
Kyouya: *turns and pushes Mukuro into a chair*
Mukuro: *chuckles* Oya, a little rough are we?
Emotive: *turns on some music (NOT Careless Whisper) and begins to record*
Kyouya: *begins to dance in front of Mukuro while he slowly removes each article of clothing*
Mukuro: *licks lips like a pervert*
Kyouya: *dances in Mukuro's lap*
Emotive: *mental nosebleed*
Mukuro: *loses control and jumps Kyouya*
Emotive: HOLY YAOI!
A day later.
Mukuro: *sporting many cuts and bruises*
Emotive: What happened to you?
Kyouya: I bit him to death once the twenty-four hour mark was over.
Emotive: Right…
Viper: *illusionises (not a word, I know) some ghosts to scare Tsuna*
Tsuna: HIIII! *runs from ghosts*
Viper: * illusionises monsters*
Tsuna: HIIII! *runs from monsters*
Viper: * illusionises Tsuna's parents being intimate*
Tsuna: HIIII! My eyes! *runs from horrible scene before crashing into Kyouya*
Kyouya: *death glare*
Tsuna: HIIII! *faints from shock with his soul floating out of his mouth*
Emotive: That last illusion was good.
Viper: I didn't do that.
Kyouya: *nudges unconscious Tsuna with his foot*
Emotive: Oh… well he is naturally scary as well as naturally sexy. (XD)
Viper: *sweatdrops*
Chrome: Rated M… 6918…
Emotive: That is gonna be tough… can you do it Chrome?
Chrome: I'll tell you when I'm done… *goes off to write*
Emotive: I'll be by later! *approaches Byakuran* Byaku-chan, sit down on the couch.
Byakuran: Why?
Emotive: Do it before I burn all the marshmallows in the world and that includes each and every recipe and everyone who knows how to make them so that you will never taste another marshmallow in this life.
Byakuran: (O.O) *sits down*
Emotive: *smiles* Good. Now Dino, sit next to him.
Dino: Why?
Emotive: Do it before I shave your head.
Dino: *sits down next to Byakuran* Why is my threat shorter?
Emotive: Because I don't like you that much! *holds down Byakuran and Dino*
Hayato: *ties Byakuran and Dino together with Dino's whip*
Byakuran: *struggles* What the hell are you doing?!
Dino: (T~T) What did I do to deserve this?!
Emotive: It's nothing personal Byaku-chan, you're just an egotistical megalomaniac and for Dino it is personal because people pair you with Kyou-chan!
Dino: *blanches* What?! That's a stupid reason!
Emotive: It isn't for me! (:D)
Everyone (including Emotive): *throws bombs at tied up Dino and Byakuran*
Dino & Byakuran: *gets blown up*
Emotive: Ah, it feels good to blow things up! Now I know why Hayato uses dynamite.
Hayato: That's not my reason…
Emotive: Riiiight… oh Muku-chan!
Mukuro: Yes?
Emotive: *places Kyouya in front of him* Time for your date!
Kyouya: *glares*
Mukuro: Kufufu, all right then. Shall we go, Kyou-chan?
Kyouya: *restrains himself from biting the illusionist to death*
Emotive: Ummm… Xanxus is in charge while I'm gone! *sneaks after Mukuro and Kyouya*
Xanxus: *smirks*
Everyone else: Uh-oh…
At the Namimori Cinemas.
Kyouya: *glares at Mukuro* I hate crowding…
Mukuro: *smiles* I know that, but you're going to have to socialize every once in a while, Kyou-chan.
Kyouya: Don't call me that.
Mukuro: You let Emo-chan and the reviewers call you that.
Kyouya: Hn…
Mukuro: Besides, I'll protect you from the scary crowds.
Kyouya: *glares with small blush*
Emotive: *hiding in the bushes and taking pictures of them*
Mukuro: Here, we'll watch this movie.
Kyouya: 2012?
Mukuro: Just imagine, our world will be like that if Byakuran got the Trinisette.
Kyouya: You mean he'll let the world crumble? Hn, not much to rule after that.
Mukuro: *laughs* You're actually pretty funny Kyou-
Kyouya: *pointed look*
Mukuro: Uh, Hibari-kun?
Kyouya: *smirks*
Emotive: *disguised as a random citizen and follows the "couple" inside the theater*
Mukuro: *munches on buttered popcorn as he watches the previews*
Kyouya: How can you eat that processed garbage?
Mukuro: This is a gourmet meal compared to the sludge that they inject into us at Vendicare.
Kyouya: *gets a bit uncomfortable* So you don't actually eat?
Mukuro: Nope. They keep us alive by injecting the essential nutrients we need into our bodies. Not a very nice way to live, is it?
Kyouya: Hn…
Mukuro: *smirks* Are you feeling sorry for me Hibari-kun?
Kyouya: Just watch the movie.
Mukuro: *chuckles*
Kyouya: *small blush*
Emotive: *video-ing them in night vision* Kiiii! They look so cute having a normal conversation!
After the movie.
Kyouya & Mukuro: *leaves the cinemas*
Emotive: *follows them*
Mukuro: We can still have some tea or something.
Kyouya: It's already been past three hours.
Mukuro: So?
Kyouya: We're going back to the Base.
Mukuro: *smirks* Just one thing…
Kyouya: *looks at Mukuro* What?
Mukuro: *kisses Kyouya*
Kyouya: *surprised*
Mukuro: *smiles*
Kyouya: *blushes and walks away*
Mukuro: *happily follows Kyouya*
At the Dare Base.
Xanxus: *sitting in his chair while drinking wine*
Emotive: *bursts through the door ahead of Mukuro and Kyouya*
Everyone: *relaxing and making nice with each other*
Emotive: *stares at Xanxus* You're a miracle worker…
Xanxus: *smirks*
Mukuro & Kyouya: *enters Base*
Emotive: We are complete! So here are dares from BakaOtaku -Mew-!
WOW THAT WAS LONG! HAHA XD Thank you for doing my dares and my friend's! *Gives you KHR doujinshis* She's too lazy to review -_-. Ok so this time It's both of us~!
1. Chrome has to stab Mukuro (somehow?) and he can't defend himself! :)
has to punch Tsuna in the face and yell he always hated Tsuna's guts, and Tsuna just has to take it and can't fight back.
3. I want Bel to... OH! He has to freakin' make a throne for Fran and worship Fran and kiss Fran's feet. X) Then kiss him on the lips saying "you are my Princess (or Master) and im your slave" Then the REST Wink Wink* ;)
4. All of the Millifore and Varia Peeps has to Dance to the Thriller song!! No Vongola haha
has to hug Skull for... an hour or more if they want to~! My other friend would love this one haha
Ok, see you later~! ^^
Emotive: *adds doujins to collection* Well then, Chrome-chan!
Chrome: *appears* Yes?
Emotive: Stab your master.
Chrome: But I-
Emotive: Do it!
Chrome: O-Okay! *takes trident and stabs Mukuro*
Mukuro: Ugh! Hack! Cough! I'm dyyyyyyyiiiiiiiing! Dyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiing! *makes dramatic and really lame dying scene*
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Emotive: That was… strange…
Hayato: I can never punch Juudaime!
Emotive: *sigh* Dare Bullet or torture, your choice bomber boy.
Tsuna: *smiles* It's okay Gokudera-kun, just do it.
Hayato: *tears up* Juudaime is so kind! *punches Tsuna in the face* I HATE YOUR GUTS! *whispers* Forgive me Juudaime!
Tsuna: *has a bruise on the side of his face and smiles dubiously*
Belphegor: *makes a throne for Fran*
Fran: Are? *stares at the throne*
Emotive: *pushes Fran onto the throne*
Belphegor: *bows at Fran's feet and kisses it*
Fran: Ano, Bel-senpai? You're getting kinda weird.
Emotive: *grins* In a good way I bet.
Fran: Uh… no.
Belphegor: *kisses Fran on the lips* You are my master and I am your slave.
Fran: *blush* Well then…
Belphegor: *kisses Fran more and begins to take off his clothes*
Fran: *eyes wide before kissing back*
An erotic scene later.
Fran: Well, that certainly was fun. I've never been the seme before.
Belphegor: *groans*
Emotive: *mental nosebleed*
Xanxus: We have to dance what?
Squalo: Oh shit…
Byakuran: *supported by Zakuro* That sounds like fun.
Varia: *glares at Byakuran*
Byakuran: *blinks* What?
Emotive: Daisy, heal the albino. The rest of you, change into zombie costumes.
Daisy: Okay…
Xanxus: Who's gonna be Michael Jackson?
Emotive: *cringe* That pedophile? No one! You're all gonna sing anyway.
Varia & Millefiore: *groans as they change into their costumes*
Emotive: Let's do it!
Music starts.
Xanxus: It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark.
Squalo: Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart.
Belphegor: You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it.
Fran: You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes.
Levi: You're paralyzed!
Viper: 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night!
Lussuria: And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike.
Squalo: You know it's thriller, thriller night!
Xanxus: You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight!
Byakuran: You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run.
Kikyou: You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.
Zakuro: You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
Daisy: But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind!
Bluebell: You're out of time!
Torikabuto: 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night!
Kikyou: There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl!
Daisy: Thriller, thriller night!
Bluebell: You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight!
Byakuran: Night creatures calling, the dead start to walk in their masquerade.
Xanxus: There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time.
Squalo: They're open wide!
Kikyou: This is the end of your life!
Fran: They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side.
Torikabuto: They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial.
Belphegor: Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah.
Zakuro: All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen.
Daisy: I'll make you see.
Lussuria: That this is thriller, thriller night!
Levi: 'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try.
Viper: Thriller, thriller night!
Xanxus: So let me hold you tight and share a-
Squalo: Killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight!
Byakuran: 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night!
Kikyou: Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try.
Belphegor: Thriller, thriller night!
Levi: So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!
Lussuria: I'm gonna thrill ya tonight!
Xanxus: Darkness falls across the land. The midnight hour is close at hand.
Byakuran: Creatures crawl in search of blood. To terrorize y'alls neighborhood.
Squalo: I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, ooh baby
Kikyou: I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, oh darlin'
Squalo & Kikyou: Thriller night, baby, ooh!
Xanxus: The foulest stench is in the air. The funk of forty thousand years.
Byakuran: And grizzly ghouls from every tomb. Are closing in to seal your doom.
Xanxus: And though you fight to stay alive.
Byakuran: Your body starts to shiver
Xanxus & Byakuran: For no mere mortal can resist. The evil of the thriller!
Music fades.
Emotive: Ugh, Michael Jackson…
Varia & Millefiore: *traumatized having to imitate MJ*
Emotive: I was traumatized having to watch that… well, I've seen worst things… like straight twincest… *shudder*
Reborn: You are even stranger then the characters in KHR.
Emotive: Does that include you?
Reborn: Probably…
Emotive: Then let's move on to Verde's dare.
Verde: *hugs Skull*
Skull: *blink*
Verde: I'm doing this because I'm paid to do so, not because I want to.
Skull: Ditto…
Emotive: Hm… I don't like that pairing much.
Verde & Skull: Neither do we.
One hour later.
Emotive: *hands Verde a wad of cash*
Verde: *lets go of Skull* Thank you.
Emotive: You're very much not welcome.
Skull: *stretches* Ugh, I got a cramp…
Emotive: And we've got dares from -xShiroi-chan!
O_o, I need to change something, my current craze is ByaIchi (Yep, I like all Male HaremxIchi actually...)
And yes, I really want to write that foursome lemon, but that's after I've updated my fics, DAMN IT TO HELL! It's HOLIDAYS AND MY SCHOOL GAVE HOMEWORK! Stupid...
Btw Emo-chan, the dare from hayato bomber, last dare should be Tsuna, not Takeshi! -le gasp and faints-
Damn it! Dino and Hibari, with Tsuna in the middle thanks to their whips and handcuffs!! Damn it, sometimes I curse Amano Akira-sama for giving me so much yaoi ideas, but I can't write them out! T_T
O_o, Chococandy lives in SG too? YATTA!
WTF? Kyoko as Sakura? Okay... Maybe you should've let Haru be Sakura, I hate her more... OMFG BYAKURAN AS GIN! KYAA! -squeals her heart out- Oh gawd, Kyou-chan in Skull's clothes. -nosebleeds-
One more thing, Kajune's dare, are you -sure- Uni is a grandmother? Shouldn't it be that Byakuran did nothing to Luce and Aria? He only did something to Uni. XD
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Kyou-chan... Anything? Remember, you said that.
1. Kyou-chan, much as I don't want to bully you, could you please sing Hanabi by Ikimono Gakari in it's original pitch. (It's supposed to be joined, but I don't like it that way. The name I mean.)
2. Next, Tsu-chan, Kyou-chan, lemme hug your dear babies and kiss both of you! :D
3. Takeshi, propose to Gokudera
4. Haya-chan, SAY YES!
5. Emo-chan, though I don't want to bully the characters, bitch slap all those whom you hate 5 times. (Though I think it's gonna be your hand hurting... XD)
6. I dare Hyper Mode Tsuna to top Kyou-chan! :D
7. Reporn-chan! I dare you to beat up someone you hate/dislike.
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Kay that's all, my friend's bribed me to do something for her, so yeah. I gtg! -Passes cookies-
I do have something else to say, but I'll do it next time! Btw Shana says 'hi!'
Shiroi(:
Emotive: Hm… I only like Ichigo with Arrancars or his hollow… and Aizen… Don't really like it much when Ichi-chan's with other shinigami besides Aizen… Um, sorry hayato bomber about the dare that I read wrong. My brain just saw Takeshi instead of Tsuna for some unfathomable reason. And that goes the same for Kajune's dare. I saw Luce instead of Uni. What that hell is wrong with my brain?!
Hayato: That's a question I've been asking myself ever since this fic started…
Emotive: I don't like Ikimonogakari as much as I'd like to because whenever I hear Hotaru no Hikari (Naruto Shippuden theme #5) I begin to bawl because of all the scenes with Naruto and Sasuke (T^T)… And I'm not really into bands with a female lead singer. Go girls of course! But I'd like a band better if the singer was a cute guy ;)
Hayato: You and your infatuation with males.
Emotive: Would you like to screw me Hayato?
Hayato: (o.O) No! Besides, you don't like het!
Emotive: That doesn't mean I'm not curious about sex.
Hayato: Forget it!
Emotive: *pouts* Fine! Let's just let Kyou-chan sing! *munches on cookie*
Kyouya: *goes up to the stage*
Music starts.
Kyouya: Kirameite yurameite aoki yume mai hanatsu hana moe yuku. (The flowers are set alight, sparkling, dancing, releasing a blue dream.) Seijaku ni ochiru sora futahira no yume hanabi. (Two petals from the fireworks of dreams fall quietly in the sky.) Kanata ni tabidatsu anata mo mieta no? (Did you, who went away to the other side, see it too?) Onaji Hikari. (It's the same light.) Ga hanarete mo itsu no hi ka deaeru to shinjiteru. (And even if the two are apart, I believe that they'll come together again someday.) Mune saku omoi wo anata ni utau wa koe ga kikoeru? (I'm singing to you, singing of this love that tears my heart apart, can you hear my voice?) Setsuna ni hiraku sore wa HANABI. (It's fireworks, bursting in an instant.) Kirameite yurameite aoki yume mai hanatsu. (Bloom proudly, way up high.) sakihokore haruka takaku. (Sparkling, dancing, releasing a blue dream.) Mamori yuku sono omoi hitasura nari hibike. (The love that protects us rings out in earnest.) Hateru made semete tsuyoku. (At least it will be strong until the end.) Kono hana moe yuku. (The flowers are set alight.) Ikutsu mo no koto no ha wo itazura ni chirakashita. (All kinds of words scattered about mischievously.) Tachi yuku mayoi wa shizuka ni kieta no asu gamieteru? (And the confusion that rooted me to the spot quietly disappeared, can you see tomorrow?) Setsu na ni hiraku sore wa HANABI. (It's fireworks, bursting in an instant.) Kirameite yurameite tsukami yuku yume no hana
atashi no te wo kobore ochite. (I grasp the sparkling, dancing flowers of dreams as they rain down into my hands.) Negau mama kono omoi anata ni nari watare hateru nara semete tsuyoku. (Let my love ring out to you like I wish it to.) Kono hana moe yuku. (The flowers are set alight.) Setsu na ni hiraku sore wa HANABI. (It's fireworks, bursting in an instant.) Kirameite yurameite aoki yume mai agare. (Sparkle, dance, send up a blue dream.) Itsu no hi ka meguri aete. (Someday we'll meet.) Tsunagi yuku kono omoi itoshiki kimi watashi. (You, me, and the love that joins us.) Itsu made mo futari tsuyoku. (We'll be strong together, forever.) Kirameite yurameite aoki yume mai hanatsusakihokore haruka takaku. (Bloom proudly, way up high, sparkling, dancing, releasing a blue dream.) Mamori yuku sono omoi hitasura nari hibike. (The love that protects us rings out in earnest.) Hateru made semete tsuyoku. (At least it will be strong until the end.) Kono hana moe yuku. (The flowers are set alight.)
Music fades.
Everyone: *applause*
Emotive: That reminded me when I first saw Takashi Kondo in the KHR Concert. He's chubby and reminds me of Masi Oka… but still so very cute because of his awesome voice! (XD)
Everyone: *smiles uncertainly*
Emotive: Well anyway… *lets Shiroi-chan into the Dare Base*
Tsuna: *holding Nuvolo and Cielo*
Shiroi-chan: Kawai! *hugs babies before kissing both Kyouya and Tsuna* Bye-bye!
Emotive: *lets Shiroi-chan out of the base*
Takeshi: Ano, aren't Gokudera and I already married?
Hayato: Yeah! I don't want to go through that wedding crap again!
Emotive: You two were forced to be married and Takeshi didn't even propose properly! Except for that one chapter… but you didn't say yes Hayato.
Hayato: *rolls eyes and sighs* Fine…
Takeshi: *takes a knee and pulls a ring out of nowhere* Gokudera Hayato, will you marry me?
Hayato: *blushes* Yes…
Takeshi: *smiles and slips the ring on Hayato's finger*
Emotive: Whoo! I love proposals! Especially when they're really random and pop out of nowhere… like in this Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge fic I read way back where Kyohei dragged Sunako out of work (it was like five years in the future) and they had this tiny squabble like they always do and Kyohei just suddenly said "Let's just get married already!" while stomping his feet and rolling his eyes.
Takeshi: That's… a weird way to propose.
Hayato: Did the girl say yes?
Emotive: Eventually, in front of their friends on their monthly get-together where she rolled her eyes and stomped her feet as well when Kyohei looked like he didn't believe her. I forgot the title of the fic… one of the very, very few straight fics I like.
Everyone: *le gasp* Emo-san liked a straight fic!
Emotive: *pointed look before bitch slapping Haru, Byakuran, Dino, Verde and Genkishi five times each*
Haru, Byakuran, Dino, Verde, & Genkishi: *clutches cheeks with scandalized looks*
Emotive: *smiles* That was fun! And it hurt them more then it hurt me!
Fran: Absolutely evil…
Emotive: Franny-chan! *huggles*
Fran: *sweatdrops*
HDW Tsuna: *suddenly appears out of nowhere*
Kyouya: *eyes go wide*
HDW Tsuna: *jumps Kyouya and begins to ravish him*
Kyouya: *paralyzed with shock at being jumped by Tsuna*
Emotive: *records while holding onto Fran* I love this! People should really make more of this pairing…
Fran: Uh… Emo-san… I can't… breathe… *is being choked by Emotive whose arm is around his neck*
Emotive: Oops, sorry Franny.*lets go of Fran*
Fran: *gasps for air*
After the erotic HDW-Tsuna-topping-Kyouya scene…
Kyouya: *suffering lower back pains*
Tsuna: *can not believe he topped Kyouya again*
Reborn: *beats up Byakuran*
Emotive: It didn't take a genius to figure that Reborn hated/disliked Byakuran… Hi to you too Shana! Okay, dares from Random-Minded!
=)) You are so epic, man. I LOVE YOU!! \^0^/ I showed your fic to my friends and we were laughing so hard we accidentally woke my neighbor up. :)) Just wanna say something to everyone first though, (can I? *looks at Emo-san with a puppy dog look*)
Tsuna: Hang in there, Tsuna-san! \^0^/
Gokudera and Yamamoto: you guys are too funny. :)) But seriously, though, have you two ever considered dating? You get along so well! xD
Ryohei: YOU'RE EXTREMELY AWESOME and I LOVE YOU! :*
That's all. (ohohohohoho~)
And as for the dares, I dare:
~ Yamamoto and Gokudera (I just love this pairing) to make out in the rain for ten minutes straight.
~ Ryohei to do the most brotherly thing he possibly can to Kyoko. ^.^
~ Mukuro to shoot himself with the desolation bullet.
~ the Varia to do the can-can while wearing those shiny, glittery showgirl costumes and those big, feathery hats in front of everyone else. (Xanxus being in the center) :))
~ All the guardians (both present and TYL) to cross dress and do a fashion show in their new attire.
~ Colonnello, seduce Lal.(This is just an optional dare my sister suggested)
Enjoy~ ^0^
RM
Emotive: (:D) Awesome! I love you and your friends for laughing so hard! And your neighbor too for waking up!
Tsuna: Thank you Random-Minded for your patronage. *smiles*
Hayato: Canon-wise, I don't think we'll be dating anytime soon.
Takeshi: *smiles* But here, we are happily married with two kids!
Emotive: Isn't fanfiction great?
Ryohei: RANDOM-MINDED IS AN EXTREMELY AWESOME AND RANDOM PERSON! THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME TO THE EXTREME!
Emotive: *picks at ear* All right… Takeshi, Hayato, please go ahead with your dare.
Takeshi: Right! *lights his Vongola ring and releases his sparrow, making it rain indoors*
Emotive: *opens an umbrella* I never thought I'd see the day where I had to open an umbrella indoors because it was raining…
Takeshi: *smiles at Hayato as they get soaked in the rain*
Hayato: *blush* Just get on with it Yakyuu-baka…
Takeshi: Okay… *holds Hayato's face and kisses him*
Hayato: *kisses back*
Takeshi: *licks Hayato's lips, asking for an entrance*
Hayato: *opens his mouth and feels Takeshi's tongue exploring him*
Emotive: *recording* Oya, what a romantic scene.
Mukuro: Now you're copying me.
Emotive: I can do whatever I want Muku-chan…
Ten minutes later.
Takeshi & Hayato: *pulls apart for air*
Emotive: Um, Takeshi, rain please.
Takeshi: *retracts his sparrow and smiles at Hayato*
Hayato: *blush*
Emotive: Awww, so cute!
Ryohei: Kyoko!
Kyoko: Yes Oniichan?
Ryohei: I have been dared to do the most brotherly possible to you!
Kyoko: And what would that be?
Ryohei: If you like a boy, then you must introduce him to me first and you will not be able to date him unless you have my permission!
Kyoko: *sweatdrop* O-Okay Oniichan…
Hayato: That's the most brotherly thing Turf-head can do to Kyoko?
Emotive: *shrugs* I dunno. I don't have an older brother…
Hayato: *sweatdrops*
Mukuro: I regret nothing. *loads a gun with a Desolation Bullet and shoots self*
Emotive: I applaud thee for saying that Mukuro… and for shooting yourself too!
Mukuro: *depressed* My plans are a failure! I'm a failure! I've been experimented on, practically tortured, and I used to have two blue eyes!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Mukuro: Look at me! I use a girl's body as my own! I use an over-sized fork as a weapon! I'm pathetic! I'm useless! I'm a failure! No one likes meeeeeeee! *bawls*
Emotive: (T^T) Poor Mukuro!
Tsuna: *ellipses*
Mukuro: *sits in emo corner, severely depressed*
Emotive: *cough* Can-can time!
Varia: *blanches*
Emotive: Don't even dare think about skipping out on this!
Varia: *puts on frilly dresses, big feathery headdresses, and everything else that a showgirl needs*
Emotive: *puts on can-can music*
The curtains on the stage part to show the Varia, with Xanxus in the center, and they start to do the can-can.
Emotive: *recording* To youtube! (XD)
Xanxus: *mentally fuming*
Squalo: *seriously pissed off*
Viper: I hope my pay is worth this…
Belphegor: Ushishishi…
Fran: You seem to be enjoying this Bel-senpai.
Belphegor: It's not that uncute kouhai. I'm just imagining many different ways to kill the submitter of this dare.
Fran: Oh… then by all means, continue with your imagining.
Levi: *eye twitching*
Lussuria: Mou! I love this! (XD) *can-can's with more energy then the others*
Emotive: Levi is the ugliest, as always… and of course Luss would love this…
After the can-can.
Tsuna: Ano… do we really have to crossdress Emo-san?
Emotive: That's what the dare says. And we've got Kyoko and Haru to comment on the clothes.
Tsuna: *groans*
Kyouya: How do you think I'm enjoying this?
Mukuro: Kufufu… *glad that his Desolation torture is over*
Ryohei: KYOKUGEN!
Takeshi: Ahahaha…
Hayato: If Juudaime's doing it, then I'm doing it… reluctantly.
Lambo: Lambo-san will be the prettiest of them all!
Emotive: *sweatdrops* Eh… okay… places everyone! We've got a fashion show to do!
The Chemical Brothers' "Galvanize" blasts through the speakers as the fashion show starts. (I swear, whenever I hear that, I imagine a certain blond Konoha ninja wearing a skimpy cowboy outfit and dancing around a pole… blame it on a fic whose name I can not remember at the moment…)
Lambo: *happily skips down the runway*
Haru: Yosh! Cute little Lambo-chan is up first, desu! And he's wearing what seems like a country girl's frilly dress with cowboy boots and a cowboy hat, desu!
Kyoko: Sou, Lambo-chan looks very cute in that!
Ryohei: *appears after Lambo, boxing his way down the runway*
Haru: Eh… it doesn't look like Ryohei-niichan knows what to do when walking down the runway, desu.
Kyoko: But look, he's wearing a little black dress! That's so nice!
Haru: Maybe you need to get your eyes checked Kyoko-chan desu…
Mukuro: *struts down the runway*
Kyoko: Here comes Mukuro-san wearing a long indigo gown with a mask to top off the look!
Haru: The mask I like! Very masquerade ball-esque, desu!
Kyouya: *walks down the runway with irritated face*
Haru: Hahi! Here comes the scariest man in all of Namimori, desu! Hibari-san!
Kyoko: He's wearing a black, white, and purple gothic loli dress with knee-high laced boots, a cute little top hat, and decorated with lots of red roses!
Haru: The red really contrasts with the purple, but has an overall lovely effect, desu.
Takeshi: *cheerfully walks down the runway*
Kyoko: Here's Yamamoto-san, our resident baseball star, coming down the runway!
Haru: He's wearing something very sporty; a blue mini skirt, a white tank top, and a blue see-through visor, desu.
Kyoko: To top it off, he's sporting some blue tennis shoes and is holding a tennis racket as well! A classic uniform!
Hayato: *scowling as he slouches down the runway*
Kyoko: Here we have Gokudera-kun wearing a very punkish outfit!
Haru: Sugoi desu! Black leggings under a black and red checkered mini-skirt, a red blouse under a black vest with red crosses sewn on it, red Converse, and various necklaces and wristbands with skull and cross designs!
Kyoko: It really shows the wild side of our world, ne?
Tsuna: *smiling dubiously as he walks down the runway*
Haru: Here comes Tsuna-san! *squeals*
Kyoko: *smiles* Tsuna-kun is wearing a simple ensemble; an orange tank top with a long orange and white skirt, a sunhat with an orange ribbon on it, and an orange parasol. Very simple and lady-like!
Haru: Tsuna-san looks so kawai!
TYL Lambo: *slouches down the runway*
Haru: Hahi! It's the perverted man, desu!
Kyoko: We have a man who I can't really identify, but he's wearing a cute French maid outfit! He looks cute in it; don't you agree Haru-chan?
Haru: Go away perverted man!
Kyoko: *small sweatdrop*
TYL Ryohei: *proudly walks down the runway*
Kyoko: Look! It's Oniichan ten years in the future!
Haru: Well, he looks kind of better with the female teacher's outfit… though he looks kinda like a canary with all that yellow.
TYL Mukuro: *Kufufu-ing as he struts down the runway*
Kyoko: Here comes someone that looks like Mukuro-san.
Haru: Maybe he's the one ten years in the future?
Kyoko: Maybe… but anyway he's wearing a simple white dress and with that long hair let loose, he really does look like a girl, doesn't he?
Haru: Kind of like a muscular Chrome-chan.
TYL Kyouya: *still looking irritated as he walks down the runway*
Kyoko: Here's ten year older Hibari-san wearing a very traditional junihitoe with mostly purple and black colors.
Haru: Sugoi, he looks so elegant in it! Like a real Yamato Nadeshiko!
TYL Takeshi: *still looking very much cheerful as he struts down the runway*
Haru: Here's probably the ten year older Yamamoto-san!
Kyoko: Wearing a female police outfit! And that's with a mini skirt!
TYL Hayato: *walks down the runway with his head held high*
Kyoko: This is probably ten year older Gokudera-san.
Haru: Yeah, and he's wearing something that looks like a… dominatrix outfit?
TYL Tsuna: *smiling confidently as he walks down the runway*
Haru: Sugoi! Here comes ten year older Tsuna-san and he looks so kawai!
Kyoko: Aa, and with that long white wedding dress, he can't go wrong!
Fashion show ends.
Hayato: I hate you very much for making my ten-year-older self wear a dominatrix outfit.
Emotive: That's nothing new… and against my better judgment, I will force Colonnello to do his dare as well…
Colonnello: *strokes Lal's cheek* Have I ever told you how beautiful you are?
Lal: *blinks and blushes*
Emotive: And let's end it there so that we can continue with Tuna1827's dares!
Haha! This fic is epic! Here's something sweet! *hands you a box full of different kinds of cake and sugary godness* And I have one dare this time. I dare you to refill your yaoi video collection! Choose three pairings that you like and let them go for it as many times as they want!
Emotive: *noms on box*
Fran: Emo-san, I'm pretty sure the box isn't made of that sugary goodness*
Emotive: *shrugs and continues nomming*
Fran: Which pairing do you like?
Emotive: *holds up fingers since her mouth is full of sweets and cardboard*
Fran: One… eight… two… seven… 1827, meaning Hibari-san and Sawada-san.
Tsuna: *sigh*
Kyouya: Hn…
Emotive: *holds up more fingers*
Fran: One… zero… zero… I guess there's going to be a threesome with Byakuran.
Byakuran: *smiles*
Fran: And six… and nine. Mukuro-sama as well.
Mukuro: Kufufu.
Tsuna: *pales* I have to do it with three guys?!
Fran: Looks like it Tuna.
Tsuna: Don't call me that!
Emotive: *swallows meal and hold up camcorder* Time to start!
Tsuna: M-Matte Emo-san!
Mukuro: Kufufu…
Byakuran: *smiles* Don't worry Tsunayoshi-kun, I'll go easy on you.
Kyouya: *smirks* But I won't.
Tsuna: *looks close to losing his soul*
Many, many, many porn-video-making sessions later.
Tsuna: *laying face down on the couch, complaining about his aching ass*
Kyouya, Mukuro, & Byakuran: *smirking*
Emotive: I think we need a team of Sun-users to heal Tsuna's poor ass.
Sun Users: *looks away whistling*
Emotive: Well, moving on, we have dares from ToXiC cAnDii!
Omg that was so funny! Kya~! You guys got really lucky since my mom took away my computer. But I feel so lonely everyone else is Filipino and I'm not. T~T Oh well...
Emo-tan, I dare you to let me in and hug Hayato. (you seem like you need a hug and for the torture you're going to get.)
Bel and Rasiel, I dare you to be in a toothpaste commerical.
Emo-tan, I dare you to beat the crap out of everyone who burned your yaoi.
Kyou-chan, I dare you to sing Motteke! Sailor Fuku! and you must do the dance and wear the uniform.
Tsuna, I dare you to play the pocky game with Mukuro or Kyou-chan. (your choice)
That's it for now, bye~!
Emotive: Well, not everyone is Filipino Candii-chan, but despite all the problems our country has, it's still fun to be Pinoy! *let's Candii into the Dare Base*
Candii: Big hug! *hugs Hayato*
Hayato: *is reminded of Xanxus' dare a few chapters back and tries not to laugh*
Candii: Thankies! *leaves*
Emotive: *snort* The princes in a toothpaste commercial? That is totally understandable, considering that they grin a lot and have perfect teeth.
Rasiel: Ushesheshe, of course I have perfect teeth! I'm going to the king of course!
Belphegor: Ushishishi, as if…
Rasiel: *glare*
Belphegor: *returns glare*
Fran: How can they glare at each other if their eyes are covered by their hair?
Emotive: Beats me froggy, but let's start taping the commercial shall we?
A couple hundred commercial tapings later.
Emotive: Let's watch the finished product! *turns on the TV*
[SCREEN FLICKERS]
Belphegor: *at the beach, gathering seashells*
Rasiel: *comes along* What are you doing?
Belphegor: Ushishishi, saving the world from cavities.
Rasiel: With shells?
Belphegor: No, you moron, with the new Prince Toothpaste! *holds up a tube of Prince Toothpaste*
Rasiel: So what does it do?
Belphegor: It cleans your teeth, duh! What else do you think toothpaste is for, you stupid excuse for a prince.
Rasiel: If he wasn't already dead, I'd have Olgert come after you.
Belphegor: You're supposed to be dead and are you too weak to come after me yourself? Shishi…
Rasiel: *glares* What are the shells for anyway?
Belphegor: They look nice. I just thought I'd gather some.
Rasiel: *sweatdrop*
Mysterious Announcer Dude: So use Prince Toothpaste for that princely shine on your princely teeth!
Rasiel & Belphegor: *grins* But you are all peasants, so you will never get that princely shine!
[SCREEN FLICKERS]
Everyone: *big sweatdrop*
Belphegor: Ushishishi, I liked that commercial.
Rasiel: Ushesheshe, I'll kill you for humiliating me on television.
Belphegor: Bring it on useless would-be king!
Emotive: Um… *stares at the fighting princes* Any connection to any other toothpaste commercial is purely coincidental minna.
Hayato: Aren't you going to stop them?
Emotive: Nope, I've got other things to do. *cracks knuckles and glares at Hayato*
Hayato: *shivers* Oh shit…
Byakuran: We're going to get beat up aren't we?
Hayato: *nods*
Emotive: *brings out Ralph the Chainsaw* YOU BURNED MY YAOI!!!
Everyone who is responsible for burning Emotive's yaoi runs from the rabid yaoi fangirl holding a purring chainsaw in her hands.
Reborn: While Emotive is busy, Hibari now has to sing and dance his dare.
Kyouya: *wearing a cheerleading outfit and not liking it*
Mukuro: Kufufu, you look very cute in it, Kyou-chan.
Kyouya: *death glares Mukuro*
Mukuro: Scary…
Tsuna: It's a good thing I brought Nuvolo and Cielo back to Kasan…
Emotive: DIIIIIIEEEEE!!! *chases the yaoi burners*
Music Starts.
Kyouya: Aimai san senchi sorya puni tte koto kai? Cho! (A vague 3cm, ain't that a flexible rule? Cho!) Rappingu ga seifuku daa furi tte kotanai pu! (For rapping, a sailor uniform it isn't a disadvantage, pu!) Ganbaccha! (Gotta do our best!) Yacchaccha! (Gotta do it!) Son to kyaacchi & Release gyoh! (That's when we catch and release, gyo!) Ase (fuu) ase (fuu) no tanima ni darlin' darlin' FREEZE!! (Darlin' darling FREEZE in the channel of my sweat, my sweat!!) Nanka daruu nanka deruu. (A bit tired. Something's coming.) Aishiteruu. Aree ikko ga chigatteru n ruu! (I love you. Huh, just one letter's different!) Nayaminbouu. Koutetsubouu. (You wimp. Gymnastic high bar.) Oishinboo iikagen ni shi nasai! (Gourmet— enough already!) Tondetta aitsu no hoteru karada tte. (The blazing body of that gal who flew off.) Iwayuru futsuu no onya no ko? (She's what we call a normal girl?) Odoroita atashi dake? (Am I the only one who's surprised?) Tonkotsu harigane o-kawari da da da! (A second helping of that tender Tonkotsu!) BON-BON ooendan! (BON-BON cheer squad!) Let's get! Cherii pai! (Let's get! Cherry pie!) RAN-RAN kangeekai! (RAN-RAN welcome party!) Look up! Senseeshon! (Look up! Sensation!) Hai! Sonzaikan tenten shouwakusei butsukatte tokemashita boozen! (Yea! Feels like something's there… an asteroid bumped into me and disintegrated, whoa!) Ooi ni utatte shirenjaa! (Sing out, squadron ranger!) Motte ike! (Take it!) Saigo ni waracchau no wa atashi no hazu. (I'm supposed to be the one who laughs last.) Seeraa fuku da kara desu ketsuron. (Because of my sailor uniform? That's the conclusion…) Getsuyoubi na no ni? (I'm in a bad mood, what to do?) Kigen warui no dou suru yo? (Even though it's Monday!) Natsufuku ga ii no desu? Kawaii! (Summer clothes'll fix it? Cute!) Sekkin san pikuto suru made tte chuucho da yan! (Gettin' close to 3 pics, don't know what to do until you see 'em yan?) Ganbatte harikitte my darlin' darlin' PLEASE!! (Do your best, be enthusiastic, my darlin' darlin' PLEASE!!) Moriagarii morisagarii. (Risin' up, fallin' down.) Koishitarii mada naisho ni shi to ite rinrii. (Lovin' and such, still keep your morals secret.) Amaenbouu youjinbouu. (Spoiled brat, bodyguard.) Tsuushinboo chooshi koite gyokusai. (Report card, get carried away and it'll be an honorable defeat.) Fundetta aitsu ni koyubi itai tte oogesa chiraari kuro niihai. (The guy I stepped on says "Ow my pinky" all exaggeratedly and takes a quick glimpse of my black knee highs.) Zettai ja n ryouiki ja n? (Ain't that the sweet spot, my thighs?) Namaashi tsurupika o-nedari da da da. (He's beggin' for smooth, satiny, bare legs.) MON-MON moosouden! (MON-MON Legend of the blind monk!) Let's go paru shinden! (Let's go to the Parthenon!) YAI-YAI sooran bushi! (YAI-YAI Soran folk songs!) What's up? Tenputeeshon! (What's up? Temptation!) Oi! Soushitsukan zenzen arubaito! (Hey! Feels like I'm losing money money!) Sagashitara mitsukatte toozen jinsei marutto kenennaashi! (If I look for a part time job I'll find one of course, and then I'll have no worries in my life at all!) Yatte mi na! (Try it!) Shinki ni neracchau no wa atashi no chousen. (What I'm aiming at now is my challenge.) Seeraa fuku kigaete mo atashi. (Even if I change out of my sailor uniform, it's still me.) Shuumatsu wa dou yo? (How 'bout the weekend?) Chira mise nante arikitari! (Showin' off like always!) Seifuku wa kantan yo rakuchin! (With a sailor uniform it's so simple, an easy life!) Fuusoku san meetoru dakitsuite gaman da gyu! (A wind speed of 3 meters, hold on and bear it gyu?) Mune dokkin koshi zukkin I'm sugar sugar SWEET!! (My heart beatin' fast, you holdin' tight on my waist, I'm sugar sugar SWEET!!) BON-BON MON-MON Day! Let's get! Uh Uh Ah! RAN-RAN chop chop kick! Look up! Fu Fu Ho! HI! Education!! Love is ABC. Undaka daa undaka daa unya unya! (BON-BON MON-MON Day! Let's get! Uh Uh Ah! RAN-RAN chop chop kick! Look up! Fu Fu Ho! HI! Education!! Love is ABC! Undagadaa undagadaa unyuunya!) Hare tte hore tte hiren raa! (It gets sunny, I fall in love, but it never comes to fruition, la.) Motte ike! (Take it!) Saigo ni waracchau no wa atashi no hazu. (I'm supposed to be the one who laughs last.) Seeraa fuku da kara desu ketsuron. (Because of my sailor uniform? That's the conclusion.) Getsuyoubi na no ni!Kigen warui no dou suru yo? (I'm in a bad mood, what to do? Even though it's Monday!) Natsufuku ga ii no desu? Kawaii! (Summer clothes'll fix it? Cute!) Yappari ne,saigo ni waracchau no wa atashi no hazu. (Of course I'm supposed to be the one who laughs last.) Seeraa fuku da kara desu ketsuron. (Because of my sailor uniform? That's the conclusion.) Aimai san senchi sorya puni tte koto kai? Wao! (A vague 3cm, ain't that a flexible rule? Wow!) Rappingu ga seifuku yoshi furi tte kotanai po. (For rapping, a sailor uniform… right! it isn't a disadvantage, po.) Ganbaccha! Yacchaccha! (Gotta do our best! Gotta do it!) An to kyaappu & jaaji de hah. (That's when we wear our cap and jersey, ha.) Ase (fuu) ase (fuu) de suketara darlin' darlin' AMUSE!! (If you can see our sweat through 'em darlin' darling be AMUSED!!)
Music fades.
Everyone: *shocked*
Kyouya: *death glares everyone*
Emotive: *returns while dragging the beaten bodies of those who burned her yaoi* Kihihihi, Kyou-chan was so cute dancing like a cheerleader…
Kyouya: *glares at Emotive*
Emotive: *sweatdrops* Well… at least you said wao!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Emotive: *tosses unconscious bodies away before taking out a pocky box* Why choose between the two aloof guys when he can play with both?
Tsuna: Ehhh?!
Emotive: *hands a pocky stick to Kyouya and Mukuro* Why not? I've never seen a three-way pocky game before! It'll be fun!
Kyouya & Mukuro: *smirks*
Tsuna: Eh…
Emotive: Hurry up!
Kyouya & Mukuro: *puts one end of the stick to their mouths while placing the other end in Tsuna's*
Tsuna: *too nervous to move*
Kyouya & Mukuro: *begins chowing down on their pocky, inching closer to Tsuna's mouth*
Tsuna: *getting more nervous*
Emotive: *recording*
Kyouya & Mukuro: *reaches the end of their stick and presses their lips on either half of Tsuna's lips*
Tsuna: *blushes*
Emotive: Wao, that must be really cramped…
Kyouya & Mukuro: *pulls away with a smirk*
Tsuna: *blushing deeply*
Emotive: Let's move on to MeLoNnAiSE's dares!
OH MY GA. THIS FIC IS YAOI HEAVEN. *O* THANKYOU EMO-SAN FOR LETTING US ALL HAVE OUR LITTLE PLEASURES IN LIFE. ~O~
Okay...so firstly, just to get it out of my way... Bel... I FRICKIN LOVE YOU, YOU ADORABLE PRINCE. HELL, I WANNA SLASH MY WRIST AND DEVOTE MY BLOOD TO YOU *O* *recovers from moment of insanity*...now I'm ready ^^ And onto my dares...!!
1. Fran, cuteness, I wanna see life from ya~ So I dare you to demonstrate the love noies you make and facial expressions are required (if you have any, little froggy). Oh, and if that's a bit difficult, you may ask your senpai for a little help in *ahem* getting your voices out ;P
2. Mukuro~ I dare you to make Hibari blush WITHOUT using words. So that's something 'physical' for you *hints wth a pervy smile*
3. Kyouya~ X] When Mukuro succeeds in his dare, I dare you to seduce him and say "SEXINESS, PLEASE WARM UP MY BED AND TORTURE ME WITH YOUR MOST EROTIC FANTASY" - and the rest is left to the illusionist's desire ^^+
4. Franny~ I'm back on you again ^^ By now, you would probably have gained your emotionless-ness back. So I dare you to seduce your senpai until he is on the verge of raping you~ Nothing personal, froggy, you're just too cute I can't resist it.
5. Lastly... Hayato~ smoking hotness~! I want you to tell us all about your most erotic dream. Preferably the one in wich you were the uke ofcourse ^^++ And don't hate me for it, bomber boy.
Lastly, keep the awsomness up! This fic is hilarious~! XDD
Belphegor: Ushishishi, if I wasn't so impressed by her words, I would've been creeped out by that.
Emotive: *on the verge of slashing her wrists to devote her blood to Kyouya*
Everyone: *stares at Emotive*
Emotive: *throws knife at Fran* Ahehe… (^.^;)
Fran: *gets stabbed in the back… literally* Ow… that hurt… *removes knife*
Emotive: *cough* Well, first dare goes to Fran.
Fran: *tosses knife away* Love noises? Hm… you mean like *moans loudly with lewd face*
Belphegor: *twitch*
Emotive: Kihihihi…
Fran: There's also… "Aaaahhh… s-senpaaaaai!"
Belphegor: *bites lower lips*
Emotive: Um, Fran, save the rest for your other dare.
Fran: *blink* All right then…
Mukuro: Kufufu, this will be fun. *looks slyly at Kyouya*
Kyouya: *narrows eyes at Mukuro* Stay away from me!
Mukuro: *ignores Kyouya and walks right up to him*
Emotive: *recording*
Kyouya: *takes out tonfas*
Mukuro: *uses illusions to make tonfas disappear*
Kyouya: Nani?
Mukuro: Kufufu. *illusionises Kyouya chained to a wall*
Kyouya: *struggles* You - !
Mukuro: *kisses Kyouya*
Kyouya: *glares*
Mukuro: *pulls away and bites down on Kyouya's neck*
Kyouya: Ngh!
Mukuro: *licks and nibbles and makes his mark*
Kyouya: Get *pant* off *pant* me!
Mukuro: *smirks and falls to his knees, fingers slipping past Kyouya's waistband*
Kyouya: *eyes go wide*
The next scene is totally predictable and I'm sure you know what happens when someone falls to their knees right in between a man's legs… one way or another…
Kyouya: *red-face, panting, and sweating a bit*
Mukuro: *stands up and licks lips* Kufufu.
Kyouya: *glares* I fucking hate you.
Mukuro: *smiles*
Kyouya: *makes a seductive face* Sexiness…
Mukuro: Yes?
Kyouya: Please warm up my bed… and torture me… with your most erotic fantasies…
Mukuro: Kufufu, my pleasure. *lets wall illusions fade and brings Kyouya into a love room*
Emotive: *holding a bloody handkerchief to her nose before turning to Fran and Bel*
Fran: *wraps arm's around Bel's neck* Bel-se-n-pa-i!
Belphegor: What is it uncute kouhai?
Fran: Hm… nothing senpai. I just wanted to hug you. *lightly pushes his hips into Bel's*
Belphegor: *twitch*
Fran: *tilts head to side* Senpai, you have a very fit body. *wraps arms around Bel's torso, hands straying down south*
Belphegor: *twitch*
Fran: I'm sooo… *pushes their hips together again, hands lightly grasping Bel's ass* jealous…
Belphegor: *fighting with his self control*
Emotive: Poor Bel. I fight with my self control all the time and it usually wins… So! Haya-chan, what's your most erotic uke dream?
Hayato: *blush* We-Well…
Emotive: Well?
Hayato: There were a… couple of toys…
Emotive: Like what?
Hayato: *blushes harder* A blindfold… that was used to tie my hands up too… and a long feather… and a vibrator…
Emotive: *grins* And where did you do it?
Hayato: *fiddles with his fingers* In a Love Hotel…
Emotive: Ooh, kinky. And who did you do it with?
Hayato: *glares* That I will never reveal!
Emotive: It was either Takeshi or Belphegor, but there could be others like TYL Tsuna or TYL Takeshi or TYL Bel or heck even his own TYL self!
Hayato: Stop talking!
Emotive: LOL, okay, I will. But hey! We got some great dares from Minatsuki Nami-Chan!
haha i feel the pain of wearing Baro't saya...its so itchy!! *coughs*
well anyways..my dares:
I dare Mukuro to dance Careless Whisper ( I don't care if its Hayden Kho's dance XD)
I dare Kyoko to sing "I kissed a girl" by Kate Perry(since she is here in the Philippines,having a concert)
I dare the Guardians to sing "Purple Line" by DBSK
I dare the Varia to dance "Gee" by Girl's Generation
i dare Uni,Aria,Luce and Lal to sing "I don't Care" by 2Nei1
I dare Hibari to sing "One Time" by Justin Bieber
I dare Emo-chan to say "I hate you" to Byakuran *coughs agen*
Can i go to the dare base and hug Tsuna and Hibari for 5 mins?
*coughs a lot and falls on the floor* ugh!sore throat...sakit kaayu!!(very painful in Cebuano)
~Nami-chan
Emotive: That's a lotta songs.
Mukuro: Who's this Hayden Kho?
Emotive: He's a famous celebrity doctor made even more famous because he cheated on his celebrity doctor of a girlfriend Vicky Belo (who just so happens to be older then him) with a famous actress by the name of Katrina Halili. And without telling Katrina, he recorded their "sexual encounters" and that video plus some other videos with other girls that Dr. Kho had had sex with were spread on the internet and on the pirated videos market, so it just became one huge scandal that has been going on for months but have died down a bit.
Everyone: (O.O)
Tsuna: That's… horrible.
Emotive: Personally, I think it is fine if a couple wants to be kinky and make their own porn video. But when the guy doesn't tell the girl and it happens to be spread on the internet, then that's where I draw the line! And why does the government want to ban porn? I think that's just stupid because restraining oneself is so not healthy!
Mukuro: So, you mean to say Emo-chan, that you -
Emotive: Don't you dare finish that sentence! Just go sing that stupid song!
Mukuro: Kufufu, okay… *goes up to the stage*
Music starts.
Mukuro: I feel so unsure as I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor. As the music dies, something in your eyes calls to mind the silver screen and all its sad good-byes. I'm never gonna dance again.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm. Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool. Should've known better than to cheat a friend and waste the chance that I've been given. So I'm never gonna dance again the way I danced with you. Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend. To the heart and mind ignorance is kind. There's no comfort in the truth. Pain is all you'll find! I'm never gonna dance again. Guilty feet have got no rhythm. Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool. Should've known better than to cheat a friend and waste this chance that I've been given. So I'm never gonna dance again the way I danced with you! Never without your love… Tonight the music seems so loud! I wish that we could lose this crowd! Maybe it's better this way. We'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say. We could have been so good together. We could have lived this dance forever. But no one's gonna dance with me. Please stay! And I'm never gonna dance again Guilty feet have got no rhythm. Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool. Should've known better than to cheat a friend and waste the chance that I've been given. So I'm never gonna dance again the way I danced with you. (Now that you're gone) Now that you're gone. (Now that you're gone) What I did was so wrong, that you had to leave me alone.
Music fades.
Emotive: I think… I just puked in my mouth a bit…
Everyone: Ew…
Mukuro: Kufufu, that was fun.
Emotive: For you maybe… and also for the fangirls who were throwing some cash at you while you danced shirtless on the stage.
Mukuro: *pockets money*
Emotive: Next in this small karaoke segment, Kyoko sings "I Kissed a Girl"
Kyoko: *smiles as she walks up to the stage*
Tsuna: Kyoko-chan…
Emotive: It'll be so funny if she really did kiss a girl while singing that song.
Tsuna: Don't taint her!
Emotive: No promises.
Music starts.
Kyoko: This was never the way I planned, not my intention. I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion. It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on. I'm curious for you caught my attention. I kissed a girl and I liked it! The taste of her cherry chapstick. I kissed a girl just to try it. I hope my boyfriend don't mind it. It felt so wrong, it felt so right. Don't mean I'm in love tonight. I kissed a girl and I liked it. I liked it! No, I don't even know your name, it doesn't matter. You're my experimental game, just human nature. It's not what good girls do, not how they should behave. My head gets so confused, hard to obey! I kissed a girl and I liked it! The taste of her cherry chapstick. I kissed a girl just to try it. I hope my boyfriend don't mind it. It felt so wrong, it felt so right. Don't mean I'm in love tonight. I kissed a girl and I liked it! I liked it! Us girls we are so magical. Soft skin, red lips, so kissable. Hard to resist, so touchable. Too good to deny it. It ain't no big deal, it's innocent! I kissed a girl and I liked it! The taste of her cherry chapstick. I kissed a girl just to try it. I hope my boyfriend don't mind it. It felt so wrong, it felt so right. Don't mean I'm in love tonight. I kissed a girl and I liked it! I liked it!
Music fades.
Emotive: I like that song only because it's one of the few songs that speak the truth.
Kyoko: Ne, I've always wondered what it would feel like to kiss a girl.
Tsuna: Kyoko-chan!
Emotive: Me too Kyoko. Me too.
Kyoko: Would you like to Emo-san?
Emotive: No, not with you Kyoko.
Kyoko: Oh… okay! I'll just ask Haru-chan! *goes off to ask Haru*
Tsuna: *shocked*
Emotive: Brave girl… Guardians, assemble!
Guardians: *assembled*
TYA Lambo: Nyahahaha! Lambo-san is the best!
Emotive: *shoots Lambo with a Ten-year Bazooka*
TYL Lambo: Yare yare, here I am again…
Emotive: Now sing! Sing like your life depended on it!
Music starts.
Tsuna: Now I see this way. It looks like purple line. Gotta introduce myself.
Hayato: Furareru koto sae dekina itte jishin ankini tora warete. Mi ugoki hitotsu torenai toki mo au. (Can't move even an inch, body captivated by fears. There's a time when I'm being frozen.)
Takeshi: Really wanna touch myself. Kiseki wo negatte itte mo. (Really wanna touch myself. Even though I wish for miracles.)
TYL Lambo: Jibun no kokoro ga tsuyoku naku sha tsusumenai right now. (Miracles won't come true if I don't have strong heart right now.)
Ryohei: Purple line let me set on my world.
All: Dare mo arui takoto nai this way. (The path that nobody ever walked this way.) Yume wo negai de ikikita wo shikashi tsusuketeru. (While embracing my dreams, I'm searching for my way.) Jibun rashiku my progression. (To live my own way, my progression.) Tsuyoi kimochi wo motte koedemiseru. (Holding this strong inclination.) Jonetsu no purple line. (I will solve the passion of purple line)
Mukuro: Kirei na wo sutabi koraga saigo hou ni made shimau kedo nikenai sa. (When I decide to start it again, my heart went under control, but I won't run away.)
Kyouya: Bokuga seichoushi hayaku dameno ga te dato. (If this is the way to lead me become a man.)
Tsuna: Jibun ni kikasenagara nori koede yuke right now. (Then I'm going for it in order to get over it right now.)
Ryohei: Purple line let me set on my world.
All: Daremo arui takotonai this way kibou wo negai de hiraki wo mitsume tsusukederu. (The path that nobody ever walked this way while embracing my hopes, I'm looking for my future.) Negai komete my progression. (Hopes filled my progression.) Keshite ikirame naite koetemiserushinjitsu no purple line. (I never give up I will solve the truth of purple line.)
Hayato: Ima no kono shunkan mo. (The moments at this time.)
Takeshi: Mune ni kijaminagara. (I let them tick away in my heart.)
Mukuro & Kyouya: Eiga no youni toki wo negai wo. (I draw a time like a story.)
TYL Lambo: Kinou yori mo kachiarui mae shinkao tokeru yokan image imeji shite. (l put back the higher value of my today than yesterday by imagining of accomplishing my aims.)
Ryohei: Yo check it! Ushinatte shimau yonotorekanga re kata. (This kind of thought that seems to fade away.) You must be lovin' the way.Susume nakya damesa tsuyoi jibun no. (We have to move forward, let me be strong.) Bokura no path tobase. (Throw away all of your past.) Show you what's my trick.
Tsuna: Susumeru youni saki kuchitsuketeru my soul. (I keep away from it then I continue my soul.)
All: You gotta purple like that. My time is still going on. Purple line let me set on my world. Dare mo arui takoto nai this way. (The path that nobody ever walked this way.) Yume wo negai te ikikata wo sagashi tsusuketeru. (While embracing my dreams, I'm searching for my way.) Jibun ra shiku my progression. (To live my own way, my progression.) Tsuyoi kimochi wo motte koete miseru. (Holding this strong nclination.) Jonetsu no purple line. (I will solve the passion of purple line)
Music fades.
Emotive: Well… that was certainly boy band-esque.
Hayato: That's because it was boy band who sang that.
Emotive: *grins* Who knew you followed boy bands Haya-chan.
Hayato: *twitch*
Emotive: Next is the Varia who has to sing a Korean girl group song.
Varia: *groans*
Emotive: Tough luck guys…
Varia: *goes up to the stage*
Emotive: Music!
Music starts.
Xanxus: Aha! Listen boy. My first love story.
Squalo: My angel and my girls. My sunshine. Oh! Oh! Let's go!
Lussuria: Neomuneomu meotjyeo nuni nuni busyeo. Sumeul mot swigesseo tteollineun girl. (You're so handsome my eyes are blinded. I can't breath because I'm trembling.)
All: Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby. Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby.
Belphegor: Oh neomu bukkeureowo chyeodabol su eobseo. Sarange ppajyeosseo sujubeun girl. (Oh I feel so embarrassed I can't look at you. I feel shy because I've fallen in love.)
All: Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby. Gee Gee Gee Gee Bab Bab Bab Bab Bab Bab.
Fran: Eotteoke hajyo? (What should I do?)
Belphegor: Eotteokhajyo? (What should I do?)
Fran: Tteollineun maeum? (About my trembling heart?)
Belphegor: tteollineun mameunyo. (My trembling heart.)
Viper: Dugeun dugeungeoryeo bamen jamdo mot irujyo. (My heart kept thumping so I couldn't fall asleep at night.)
Levi: Naneun naneun babongabwayo. Geudae geudaebakke moreuneun babo geuraeyo geudael boneun nan. (I guess I guess I'm a fool, a fool that knows only you. Yes, as I look at you.)
All: Neomu banjjak banjjak nunibusyeo No No No No No. (So bright so bright, my eyes are blinded no no no no no.) Neomu kkamjjak kkamjjak nollan naneun Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh. (So surprised surprised I'm shocked oh oh oh oh oh.) Neomu jjaritjjarit momi tteollyeo Gee Gee Gee Gee Gee. (My body's trembling gee gee gee gee gee.) Jeojeun nunbit Oh Yeah joheun hyanggi Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah. (Glittering eyes oh yeah sweet aroma oh yeah yeah yeah.)
Xanxus: Oh neomu neomu yeppeo mami neomu yeppeo. Cheotnune banhaesseo kkok jjibeun girl. (Oh so pretty, your heart is so pretty. I was captured at first glance caught so closely.)
All: Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby. Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby
Squalo: Neomuna tteugeowo manjil suga eobseo. Sarange tabeoryeo hukkeunhan girl. (I can't touch it because it's so hot. I'm engulfed by love's fire completely.)
All: Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby. Gee Gee Gee Gee Bab Bab Bab Bab Bab Bab.
Viper: Eojjeomyeon joha. (What should I do?)
Lussuria: Eojjeomyeon johayo. (What should I do?)
Levi: Sujubeun naneun. (Because I'm so shy.)
Lussuria: sujubeun naneunyo. (I'm so shy.)
Viper: Molla mollahamyeo maeil geudaeman geurijyo. (I don't know why but everyday I long for only you.)
Fran: Chinhan chingudeureun malhajyo. Jeongmal neoneun jeongmal motmallyeo. Babo hajiman geudael boneun nan. (My close friends tell me that I'm a really helpless fool. But as I look at you…)
All: Neomu banjjak banjjak nunibusyeo No No No No No. (So bright so bright, my eyes are blinded no no no no no.) Neomu kkamjjak kkamjjak nollan naneun Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh. (So surprised surprised I'm shocked oh oh oh oh oh.) Neomu jjaritjjarit momi tteollyeo Gee Gee Gee Gee Gee. (My body's trembling gee gee gee gee gee.) Jeojeun nunbit Oh Yeah joheun hyanggi Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah. (Glittering eyes oh yeah sweet aroma oh yeah yeah yeah.)
Music fades.
Emotive: How did you guys know Korean?
Varia: *shrugs*
Reborn: Anything is possible in our world Emotive.
Emotive: Anything is possible in fiction, you mean. *grins*
Lal: 2NE1?
Emotive: Ugh, another Korean girl group… but at least it's girls singing it this time and 2NE1 also has Sandara in it!
Everyone: Who?
Emotive: Sandara Park. She was the grand winner of a talent search a couple years back. I was a fan of HeroSan, her love team with Hero Angeles. But unfortunately Sandara left the Philippines and returned to Korea where she made it big with the group and now sports weird hairstyles as well as clothes…
Everyone: Okay…
Emotive: Lal Mirch, Uni, Aria, and Luce, do your thing!
Lal, Uni, Aria, & Luce: *goes up to the stage*
Music starts.
Lal: Hey playboy.It's about time and your time's up.I had to do this one for my girls you know.Sometimes you gotta act like you don't care.That's the only way you boys learn.
All: Oh o-o-o-o-oh, 2NE1! Oh o-o-o-o-oh, 2NE1!
Aria: Ni otgise mudeun ripseutigeun naneun jeoldaero yongseomotae. (I can't ever forgive you for that lipstick on your collar.)Maeil harue sushipbeon kkeojyeoinneun haendeupon. (Every day, your phone's always off.)Byeonhaji anheulgeotman gata oh oh. (It doesn't seem like you're going to change oh oh.)
Luce: Geujeo chinguraneun sumanheun yeojachingu. (All those girlfriends you call "friends.")Nal ttokgachi saenggakhajima I wont let it fly. (Don't think of me in the same way as them, I won't let it fly.)Ije nimamdaerohae nan miryeoneul beorillae. (From now on, do as you want, I'm going to stop caring.)Hanttae jeongmal saranghaenneunde oh. (For some time I really loved you but oh.)
Lal: Gakkeumsshik sure chwihae jeonhwalgeoreo jigeumeun saebyeok daseosshiban. (Sometimes you get drunk, and call me, now it's 5:30 am.)Neon tto dareun yeojaui ireumeul bulleo no. (Again you say another girl's name no.)
Uni: I don't care geumanhallae niga eodieseo mwol hadeon. (I don't care, I'll stop caring about what you're doing wherever you are.)Ije jeongmal sanggwan anhalge bikyeojullae. (From now on I really don't care, I'll get out of the way.)Ijewa ulgobulgo maedallijima. (From now on don't come to me and cry, and cling on.)
All: Cause I don't care e-e-e-e-e. I don't care e-e-e-e-e. Cause I don't care e-e-e-e-e. I don't care e-e-e-e-e. Boy I don't care.
Aria: Dareun yeojadeurui darireul humchyeoboneun. (Stealing glances at other girl's legs.) Niga neomuneomu hanshimhae. (You're so so hopeless.) Maeil ppaenonneun keopeulling na mollae han sogaeting. (Everyday you take off your couple ring, and secretly go on a blind date.) Deoisang motchameulgeotgata oh oh oh. (I don't think that I'll be able to take it anymore oh oh oh.)
Luce: Neon jeoldae aniraneun sumanheun nauichingu. (My friends say that you're not really worth it.)Neon neukdaeran chingudeulkkaji tailleotjiman. (You even went to your wolf-like friends for advice.)Charari holgabunhae neoege nan gwabunhae. (But I'd rather keep it simple, I'm too good for you.) Nae sarangira mideonneunde oh oh. (I believed you were my love but oh oh.)
Lal: Oneuldo bappeudago malhaneun neo hoksina jeonhwahaebwatjiman. (Today you said you were busy, I tried phoning you.) Yeoksi dwieseon yeoja useumsoriga deullyeo oh no. (But as expected, in the background I heard a girl's laugh oh no.)
Uni: I don't care geumanhallae niga eodieseo mwol hadeon. (I don't care, I'll stop caring about what you're doing wherever you are.)Ije jeongmal sanggwan anhalge bikyeojullae. (From now on I really don't care, I'll get out of the way.)Ijewa ulgobulgo maedallijima. (From now on don't come to me and cry, and cling on.)
All: Cause I don't care e-e-e-e-e. I don't care e-e-e-e-e. Cause I don't care e-e-e-e-e. I don't care e-e-e-e-e. Boy I don't care.
Aria: Nan neottaeme ulmyeo jisaedeon bameul gieokhae boy. (Because of you, I remember crying till dawn boy.)Deo huhoehal neol saenggakhani mami swiwonne boy. (I regret every time I think about you when my heart was too easy, huh boy?)Nal nochigin akkapgo gatgien shishihajannni. (I'm too good to throw away and too boring to have.)Isseulttae jalhaji neo wae ijewa maedallini. (You should've treated me better when we were together why are you clinging to me now.)
Lal: Sogajun geojitmalmanhaedo subaekbeon. (You fooled me with your lies hundreds of times.) Oneul ihuro nan namja ullineun bad girl. (From today on, I'll be a bad girl who makes guys cry.) Ijen nunmul hanbangul eobsi neol biuseo. (Now without a single tear, I'll laugh at you.) Sarangiran geim sok loser. (Loser who's inside a game called love.) Mureupkkurko jabeul su inni. (Get on your knees and take me back.) Anim nun apeseo dangjang kkeojyeo. (If not, get out of my sight right now.)
Aria: I don't care geumanhallae niga eodieseo mwol hadeon. (I don't care, I'll stop caring about what you're doing wherever you are.) Ije jeongmal sanggwan anhalge bikyeojullae. (From now on I really don't care, I'll get out of the way.) Ijewa ulgobulgo maedallijima. (From now on don't come to me and cry, and cling on.)
All: You know I don't care e-e-e-e-e. I don't care e-e-e-e-e. Cause I don't care e-e-e-e-e. I don't care e-e-e-e-e. Boy I don't care.
Music fades.
Everyone: *claps*
Emotive: That was surprisingly good. Too bad I don't really support girls anymore, kihihihi.
Kyouya: Who is this Justin Bieber?
Emotive: Some new kid who sings songs that we've all heard before. You might as well sing, Kyou-chan.
Kyouya: Hn… *goes up to the stage*
Emotive: Why are kids becoming famous anyway? They should be in school…
Reborn: Isn't he only fifteen?
Emotive: *shrugs and makes "I dunno" sound* Like I said, they should be in school…
Fran: You go to school yet you procrastinate too much Emo-san.
Emotive: Shut it…
Music starts.
Kyouya: When I met you girl, my heart went knock, knock. Now them butterflies in my stomach won't stop, stop. And even though it's a struggle love is all we got. So we gon' keep, keep climbin' till the mountain top. Your world is my world. And my fight is your fight. My breath is your breath and your heart (and now I've got my). One love, my one heart, my one life for sure. Let me tell you one more time (girl I love you, girl I love you). Im'a tell you one time (girl I love you, girl I love you). And I'll be your guy. You'll be my number one girl. Always making time for you. Im'a tell you one time (girl I love you, girl I love you). Im'a tell you one time (girl I love you, girl I love you). You look so deep. You know that it humbles me. You're by my side. And troubles, them don't trouble me. Many have called, but the chosen is you. Whatever you want shawty I'll keep it to you. Your world is my world. And my fight is your fight. My breath is your breath and your heart (and now I've got my). Let me tell you one more time (girl I love you, girl I love you). Im'a tell you one time (girl I love you, girl I love you). And I'll be your guy. You'll be my number one girl. Always making time for you. Im'a tell you one time (girl I love you, girl I love you). Im'a tell you one time (girl I love you, girl I love you). Shawty right there. She's got everything I need and Im'a tell her one time. Give you everything you need down to my last dime. She makes me happy. I know where I'll be. Right by your side 'cuz she is the one. And girl you're my one love, my one heart, my one life for sure. Let me tell you one more time (girl I love you, girl I love you). Im'a tell you one time (girl I love you, girl I love you). And I'll be your one guy. You'll be my number one girl. Always making time for you. Im'a tell you one time (one time). Im'a tell you one time (one time).
Music fades.
Emotive: Why would a kid who is just barely making it through puberty is singing a song about true love?
Reborn: Who knows what the world is coming to?
Kyouya: Hn…
Emotive: If a guy sang that to me, I'd sooner turn into a guy.
Reborn: That could be arranged.
Emotive: Not now! *walks up to Byakuran*
Byakuran: *looks at Emotive* Yes, Emo-chan?
Emotive: I hate you.
Byakuran: *depressed background*
Emotive: *sweatdrop* Do I influence him that much?
Everyone: *shrugs*
Emotive: *lets Nami-chan into the base*
Nami-chan: Yay! *hugs both Tsuna and Kyouya*
Tsuna: *dubious smile*
Kyouya: *irritated face*
Emotive: *checks watch*
Five minutes later.
Nami-chan: Thank you! *leaves*
Emotive: Okay! Let's see this review from xTsukiyomiKali!
Pfft. BTW the meet my neighbor thing and the sixsome was my friend's idea. -hands almost everyone a slice of chocolate cake (Tsuna gets strawberry shortcake and Byakuran gets some marshmellow cake xD)-
Pfft. Tsuna topping Kyo-kun was PRICELESS. xD I totally have the link to that doujinshi. oAo And I totally squeal and melt whenever I hear Takashi Kondo too, it's a miracle that I haven't been melten completely yet xD
Emotive: *noms on chocolate cake*
Tsuna: Oishi! *munches on strawberry shortcake*
Byakuran: Marshmallows! *noms on marshmallow cake* (is there such a thing as marshmallow cake?)
Emotive: *swallows* I actually downloaded the pics to that doujinshi… and I also have the video of Takashi singing Kokou no Pride at ReboCon! Everyone was screaming and when they sang The Promise Land and Takashi sang, everyone was screaming too! *squeals*
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Emotive: *ahem* Here's dares from my dear, Chibi Tsuki Hikari!
xD *laughing like crazy* omg I had such a fangasim last chapter! Nya You rock Emo-sama! *grins widely* Anywho here are my dares my dear~! 3
1. Turn Chrome into a boy please and then have Mukuro make out with her/him xD
2. TYL Hibari and TYL Tsuna I want you both to Ukeify Xanxus! Make him beg for more Muahahahahaahha~!
3. Turn Xanxus into a racoon ^^ for the remainder of the chapter and have Mukuro be a hunter
4. Squalo Im sorry but Lussuria is gonna rape you now! Go Lussy! Catch your Sharkman!
5. I dare you to let me into the dare base!! I wanna steal reborn!
Ps: I sleepy so my dares aren't the best this time around lol anywho heres some Pinoli cookies ^^ they're really good homemade!
Emotive: LOL, aren't fangasms great? They're just as good as orgasms!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Emotive: *loads gun with a Male Bullet* Chrome-chan! Come here for a bit!
Chrome: *appears* Yes?
Emotive: *shoots Chrome*
Chrome: *falls to the ground*
Mukuro: *glares* What did you do to my Chrome?
Emotive: Don't worry Muku-chan. She'll wake up in a bit.
Chrome: *wakes up and find that she is now a boy* I feel… strange…
Emotive: And you look like a younger Mukuro… in a girl's sailor fuku…
Mukuro: Kufufu, oya Chrome-chan, don't you look sublime.
Chrome: *blush* Mukuro-sama…
Mukuro: *leans over boy Chrome and begins kissing her/him*
Emotive: *videos* This is okay because Chrome is now a boy… I think…
Kyouya: Did you record that time I did you?
Emotive: *blush* Y-Yes…
Kyouya: *smirk*
Emotive: Don't look so smug.
Kyouya: I can do what I want.
Emotive: Everyone already knows that.
Mukuro: *pulls away from boy Chrome*
Chrome: *gasps for air, face flushed red*
Mukuro: Kufufu, you look so cute like that, Chrome-chan.
Chrome: *faints*
Mukuro: *blinks* Oya, did I over do it?
Emotive: No, (s)he's just turning back into a girl… wait, why did it last for so long on me?!
Verde: You shot her with an upgraded version of the Male Bullet.
Emotive: Pleh, you freakin' cactus head…
Verde: *twitch*
Emotive: Well, whatever… *shoots Kyouya and Tsuna with the Ten Year Bazooka*
TYL Kyouya & TYL Tsuna: *appears*
Xanxus: You want them to do what on me?!
Emotive: Oooh! Uke Xanxus is rare! *records*
TYL Kyouya & Tsuna: *smirks*
Xanxus: There's no fucking way I'm gonna let them – mmph!
TYL Tsuna: *shuts Xanxus up with a kiss*
TYL Kyouya: *begins to undress Xanxus*
Emotive: It's a good thing Xanxus is younger then them… I think… how old is TYA Xanxus anyway?!
Everyone (excluding the Varia): *shrugs*
Xanxus: St-Stop! Don't touch me there you damn-! *moans loudly*
Everyone else: (O.O)
A long time later.
Xanxus: *cursing about his aching ass*
Emotive: *whistling as she points a ray gun (courtesy of Verde) at Xanxus and pulls the trigger*
Xanxus: *gets shot by the ray gun and turns into a raccoon*
Mukuro: *wears an outfit that looks like it was stolen from Elmer Fudd* Shhh, be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting Xanxus. *raises shotgun and tiptoes towards raccoon-Xanxus*
Xanxus: *chatters as he runs from Mukuro*
Mukuro: Scwewy waccoon! *chases after Xanxus, shooting at him*
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Emotive: LOL, Mukuro can really play a part!
Squalo: WHAT. THE. FUCK?!
Lussuria: Mou! Squa-chan! *jumps Squalo*
Squalo: Gah! Get off of me! N-No! Don't touch me there…! *screams like hell*
Lussuria: *giggling*
Emotive: *cringe* That's a pairing I don't want to even think about… *lets Hikari into the base*
Hikari-chan: *steals Reborn while laughing evilly*
Reborn: *sweatdrops*
Emotive: Eh, you can have him now if you want… this is the last chapter anyway… should use a robot Reborn now… *nibbles on cookies* We've got dares from Kirino Tsuki!
Great chapter, that it was. Great job Emotive, that i is. Yup, it sure is. Since I'm in a cosplaying mood, all the dares are going to be cosplay one way or another.
1)Make 9 people dress up as the characters in Tales of Abyss (Luke, Tear, Guy, Natalia, Jade, Anise, Mieu, Asch & Ion)
2)Make Tsuna sing Kagamine Len's song SPICE & do some of the actions (I can't stop laughing)
3)Act out your favorite scene in Romeo & Juliet with two randomly picked characters
4)Make Xanxus live with Nana for a week and vice versa with Tsuna while dressing up like each other(I wanna torture them~)
5)You, Emotive will have to dress up as Reborn and act like him for a two whole chapters (If you can~)
I think I'm on sugar rush. Must be the fact that school is over...
:P, free sugar cookies for all of you! But for them whose stuck in the place where Haru is stuck at, (I forgot the name) I give you guys the most horrible things Emotive can think of~
Emotive: Uh, it's called the Pit of Eternal Darkness Kirino-chan. *munches on sugar cookies* And I'm sure all of those demons and things in there are already really horrible. *grins*
Tsuna: Tales of the Abyss?
Emotive: It's an anime about a spoiled brat of a noble named Luke who runs away from home to go on adventures and probably uncovers secrets about himself or whatnot because he has amnesia and can not remember his childhood… I dunno, never watched it.
Tsuna: *sweatdrops* Then how come you know about it?
Emotive: It was featured in Otaku Magazine. KHR was featured twice, though the first article gave a bad review while the second one actually had it on the cover and showed your guardians as well as you and Reborn. I'm so glad I bought that issue because without it, I might have never discovered KHR.
Tsuna: They gave us a bad review?
Emotive: At least they compensated for it with the Issue #31 (the one with them on the cover). *rummages through the Hat of Random Doom* Mmm… cosplaying Luke is… Rasiel!
Rasiel: *grumbles as he changes into outfit*
Emotive: And Tear would be… Zakuro? Holy crap, he's gonna crossplay!
Zakuro: *glares at the Hat of Doom before changing*
Emotive: Guy will be… Fon!
Fon: *smiling as he changes*
Emotive: Natalia is… LOL, Takeshi!
Takeshi: *smiles uncertainly as he changes*
Emotive: And changing into Jade is… Colonnello!
Colonnello: *frowns and changes*
Emotive: Daisy will be Anise!
Daisy: *looking worried as he changes*
Emotive: At least he looks a lot like a girl… anyway, Mieu is… Fuuta?
Fuuta: *changes into outfit without much fuss*
Emotive: Hmm… cosplaying Asch is… Luce!
Luce: *also changes into outfit without much fuss*
Emotive: And the last to cosplay, which is Ion, is… Franny-chan!
Fran: Figures… *changes into outfit*
Emotive: Oki-day, next dare is for Tsuna to sing Spice, the song that Hayato sang in a previous chapter…
Hayato: I know you can sing it better then me Juudaime!
Tsuna: *sweatdrops* Thanks Gokudera-kun… *goes up to the stage*
Music starts.
Tsuna: Gozen yoii no CALL de me wo samasu. (Waking up to the 4am call.) "Kinou dave doko ni ita?" nante. ("Yesterday, where were you and who were you with?" you asked.) Ii-nogare to ii wake wo kougo ni. (Alternating between evasions and excuses.) Tsukai wakete tanoshin deru. (Having fun using them.) "Kimi dake da yo" nante ne. ("It's just you?" you said.) Geta sugi… warae chian. (Too cliché… it makes me laugh) Dareka to tsunagatte itai dake? (Just want to be tied together with someone?) Nigakute HOT na SPICE. (Bitter and HOT SPICE.) Kimi dake ni ima ageru yo. (I'll give it only to you now.) Muchu ni saseru boku no TASTE wo. (My taste that makes you dazed.) Karada juu de kanjiite? (Feel it with your body?) "Choku- setsu atte kanashitai'nda." ("I want to meet face to face") Mochi ka kuta boku no nerai Atari. (The suggestion I was aiming for.) Aishi aeba dou-demo yoku naru yo? (If we love one another, it will be okay?) Kagi wo akete LABYRINTH e. (Unlock the key and to the labyrinth.) "Aishiteru," da nate ne. ("I love you," or something.) Kake-kiki dayo koi no GAME wa. (It's strategical, the game of love.) Ochita kou ga make desko? (The one that fails, looses right?) Nigakute amai SYRUP. (Bitter and sweet SYRUP.) Boku dake ni name-sasete yo. (Let only me taste it.) Kasa-neta hada to kimi no TASTE de. (With the taste of your body and piling up skin.) Boku no koto wo mitasaite! (Satisfy me!) Ai-suru koto wo shira-nai. (I don't know about loving.) Boku ni wa kore de choudo-ii. (For me this is just right.) Ai-jou nante kitsnyou to shinai. (Something like love, I don't need.) Koi no aou ga raka desao? (Passion is easier right?) Nee, boku no SPICE. (Hey, My SPICE.) Kimi dake ni ima ageru yo. (I'll give it only to you now.) Muchu ni saseru boku no TASTE wo. (My taste that makes you dazed.) Karada juu de kanjite! (Feel it with your body!)
Music fades.
Everyone: *applauds*
Hayato: (T^T) Juudaime sang beautifully!
Tsuna: Ahehe…
Emotive: *shakes head* The video wherein Len is a hot teenager and he just had to be straight… not to mention the incest with Rin… why couldn't he be with hot Gakupo or Kaito like in Imitation black?!
Everyone: *shrugs*
Emotive: *sighs* You guys are no help…
Everyone: We know.
Emotive: Well, let's get on to the famous balcony scene with Romeo and Juliet! And who will be the star-crossed lovers? Let's see… *chooses from the Random Hat of Doom*
Everyone: *crosses fingers and hopes they won't get picked*
Emotive: We have… Fran!
Fran: *groans*
Emotive: Aaaand… Xanxus!
Xanxus: Fuck…
Emotive: Fran will be Juliet and Xanxus will be Romeo! Wheeeeeeeeee!
Xanxus: I hate you.
Emotive: I know! (:D)
Scene starts. Fran, dressed as Juliet, is standing on a makeshift balcony while Xanxus, dressed as Romeo, is right below it.
Xanxus: He jests at scars, that never felt a wound. (Fran/Juliet appears at a window) But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun! Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, who is already sick and pale with grief, that thou her maid art far more fair than she. Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green, and none but fools do wear it; cast it off. It is my lady; O! it is my love! O! That she knew she were. She speaks, yet she says nothing: what of that? Her eye discourses; I will answer it. I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks: Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven, having some business, do entreat her eyes, to twinkle in their spheres till they return. What if her eyes were there, they in her head? The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven, would through the airy region stream so bright that birds would sing and think it were not night. See! How she leans her cheek upon her hand: O! That I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek.
Fran: Ay me!
Xanxus: She speaks! O! Speak again, bright angel; for thou art as glorious to this night, being o'er my head, as is a winged messenger of heaven unto the white-upturned wond'ring eyes of mortals, that fall back to gaze on him when he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds, and sails upon the bosom of the air.
Fran: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father, and refuse thy name; Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I'll no longer be a Capulet.
Xanxus: Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?
Fran: 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy; Thou art thyself though, not a Montague. What's Montague? It is nor hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face, nor any other part belonging to a man. O! Be some other name: What's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without that title. Romeo, doff thy name; And for that name, which is no part of thee, take all myself.
Xanxus: I take thee at thy word. Call me but love, and I'll be new baptiz'd; Henceforth I never will be Romeo.
Fran: What man art thou, that, thus be-screen'd in night, so stumblest on my counsel?
Xanxus: By a name I know not how to tell thee who I am: My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself, because it is an enemy to thee: Had I it written, I would tear the word.
Fran: My ears have not yet drunk a hundred words of that tongue's uttering, yet I know the sound: Art thou not Romeo, and a Montague?
Xanxus: Neither, fair maid, if either thee dislike.
Fran: How cam'st thou hither, tell me, and wherefore? The orchard walls are high and hard to climb, and the place death, considering who thou art, if any of my kinsmen find thee here.
Xanxus: With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls; For stony limits cannot hold love out, and what love can do that dares love attempt; Therefore thy kinsmen are no stop to me.
Fran: If they do see thee they will murder thee.
Xanxus: Alack! there lies more peril in thine eye than twenty of their swords: look thou but sweet, and I am proof against their enmity.
Fran: I would not for the world they saw thee here.
Xanxus: I have night's cloak to hide me from their eyes; And but thou love me, let them find me here; My life were better ended by their hate, than death prorogued, wanting of thy love.
Fran: By whose direction found'st thou out this place?
Xanxus: By Love, that first did prompt me to inquire; He lent me counsel, and I lent him eyes. I am no pilot; yet, wert thou as far as that vast shore wash'd with the furthest sea, I would adventure for such merchandise.
Fran: Thou know'st the mask of night is on my face, else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek for that which thou hast heard me speak tonight. Fain would I dwell on form, fain, fain deny what I have spoke: but farewell compliment! Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say 'Ay;' and I will take thy word; yet, if thou swear'st, thou mayst prove false; at lovers' perjuries, they say, Jove laughs. O gentle Romeo! If thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully: Or if thou think'st I am too quickly won, I'll frown and be perverse and say thee nay, so thou wilt woo; but else, not for the world. In truth, fair Montague, I am too fond, and therefore thou mayst think my haviour light: But trust me, gentleman, I'll prove more true than those that have more cunning to be strange. I should have been more strange, I must confess, but that thou over-heard'st, ere I was 'ware, my true love's passion: therefore pardon me, and not impute this yielding to light love, which the dark night hath so discovered.
Xanxus: Lady, by yonder blessed moon I swear that tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops,—
Fran: O! Swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon, that monthly changes in her circled orb, lest that thy love prove likewise variable.
Xanxus: What shall I swear by?
Fran: Do not swear at all; Or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self, which is the god of my idolatry, and I'll believe thee.
Xanxus: If my heart's dear love—
Fran: Well, do not swear. Although I joy in thee, I have no joy of this contract tonight: It is too rash, too unadvis'd, too sudden; Too like the lightning, which doth cease to be ere one can say it lightens. Sweet, good-night! This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath, may prove a beauteous flower when next we meet. Good-night, good-night! As sweet repose and rest come to thy heart as that within my breast!
Xanxus: O! Wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?
Fran: What satisfaction canst thou have to-night?
Xanxus: The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine.
Fran: I gave thee mine before thou didst request it; And yet I would it were to give again.
Xanxus: Wouldst thou withdraw it? For what purpose, love?
Fran: But to be frank, and give it thee again. And yet I wish but for the thing I have: My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite. *hears Nurse calling* I hear some noise within; dear love, adieu! Anon, good nurse! Sweet Montague, be true. Stay but a little, I will come again. *exits*
Xanxus: O blessed, blessed night! I am afeard, being in night, all this is but a dream, too flattering-sweet to be substantial.
Lights dim.
Emotive: And cut!
Xanxus: Finally!
Fran: That was sappy.
Emotive: I agree… now if only someone would make a Romeo and Juliet story with 1827 (XP)
Fran: Emo-san, do you think of anything else besides yaoi?
Emotive: Mmmm… well, sometimes, but it's mostly yaoi.
Fran: Figures…
Emotive: Let us move on to…
Xanxus: I have to live with the trash's mother again!
Tsuna: Hey! Don't call my mother trash!
Xanxus: *rolls eyes* I was calling you trash you moron!
Tsuna: Oh… Hey!
Emotive: *sigh* I'm not even gonna try… *snaps fingers*
Xanxus and Tsuna find themselves dressed as each other.
Xanxus: This won't be so bad… I wanted to get away from my trashy subordinates anyway. *leaves to live with Nana*
Tsuna: () I'm gonna get tortured again…
Emotive: Maybe, maybe not…
At the Sawada Residence.
Xanxus: *dressed as Tsuna*
Nana: Are! Have you grown taller Tsu-kun?
Xanxus: *sweatdrops* She can't even recognize me…?
With the Varia.
Squalo: VOOOOIIII! WHERE IS THAT DAMN BOSS WHEN YOU NEED HIM!
Tsuna: *sweatdrops* Ahehe, gomen, but Xanxus won't be here for a week…
Squalo: THAT DAMN BOSS!!!
Tsuna: *has a bad feeling*
Belphegor: Ushishishi, at least we can torture that little tuna fish again. *brandishes knives*
Fran: Bel-senpai, you can't kill the future boss of the Vongola family.
Belphegor: Ushishishi, no one said anything about torturing him.
Tsuna: *gulps*
A week later.
Xanxus: God damn! I am glad I'm out of that rat hole!
Emotive: I thought you'd like it there.
Xanxus: Tch, yeah right! There was a stupid cow that kept on bothering me and I swear I've seen my food burn a hole through the table!
Emotive: Yeah, that's probably Bianchi. She probably can't recognize you either.
Xanxus: Stupid people…
Emotive: What about Tsuna?
Tsuna: *cowering on the couch*
Emotive: The Varia really are that scary huh?
Tsuna: *nods*
Emotive: Well then! Moving on! *dresses up as Reborn and smirks* Hm, here are dares from Origijex and I expect everyone to do them or I'll kill you.
Everyone: *gulps*
Ciaoussu Emo-chan!
I just had an awesome idea for a dare while reading your latest chapter, but I forgot it -sobs- it was really good too!
No wait I rememebered it, I dare Lussuria to give Kikyou the BIGGEST makeover of his life, do anything as humanly possible to make him NOT look like a sexy lady! HE NEEDS MORE MANLYNESS!
and when said makeover is complete, Introduce him to a drunk Byukuran and we'll see what happens ;3
And Mukuro, your hair looks terrible when it's not pinapple-like, turn it back! YOU FEIND! -sobs some more and hides behind emo-chan-
Emotive: Ciaossu Origijex. Lussuria, do your mission while I intoxicate Byakuran with alcoholic marshmallows.
Lussuria: Are? There are such things as alcoholic marshmallows?
Emotive: *smirks* There is now.
Kikyou: If you come near my head with a pair of scissors I will –
Emotive: *glares at Kikyou and raises gun*
Kikyou: - not… protest. *hangs head in despair*
Emotive: That's better. Now get going!
Lussuria: Hai! (:D)
A little while later.
Byakuran: *staggers as he walks around with a bag of alcoholic marshmallows in his hand* And then President Peanut *hic* elected me Supreme Councilor *hic* for treating goat flu *hic* on Planet Krypton!
Everyone: *big sweatdrop*
Emotive: *chuckles* A drunk Byakuran is funny.
Lussuria: I present to you… the brand new and still hot if not hotter Kikyou! *pulls a cord and curtains part*
Kikyou: *is behind the curtains, smiling at everyone*
Everyone: *gawks*
Kikyou is wearing a vey manly suit, with a very manly haircut, and posing in a very manly way (my imagination is down the toilet…)
Byakuran: *squints at Kikyou*
Kikyou: Byakuran-sama.
Byakuran: *smiles widely* Hey! It's a clown! Is there a *hic* party going on?
Everyone: *face fault*
Kikyou: *mouth falls open*
Emotive: *smirk* Nice one Byakuran.
Mukuro: *staggers into the room, hand running through crew cut hair and holding an unconscious raccoon Xanxus in his other hand*
Emotive: *takes Raccoon-Xanxus* Lussuria, take care of Muku-chan's hair as well.
Lussuria: On it! *grabs Mukuro and drags him away to a hair salon*
Mukuro: *eye twitch*
Emotive: *smirks and pulls fedora over eyes* Well then, we have some comments from X-kloey-chan-X.
Yay~ new chapter~ I'm sick so I had time to read it ^^"
I absolutely LOVE Alice of Human Sacrifice and Imitation Black~! *~~* It's always great to read your updates~
I had to put that first dare. No one should suffer the agony in watching his yaoi burn to ashes... Destroying yaoi should be declared as a crime!!
It's great that we're not supposed to give new dares, because I have no ideas XD Just... *giving you a giant cookie, as big as the dare base*
^^ Enjoy~
Emotive: Well, I thank you for loving this fic so much. Too bad it's the last ever chapter… and did you just say a cookie as big as the Dare Base?
Tsuna: Uh-oh…
Emotive: *twitches* C-Cookie… cooooookie… want to nom cookie…
Tsuna: Emo-san, remember your dare!
Emotive: *shakes head and coughs* Well… I'll put that in the fridge and eat it later… I'll share too so… yeah, here's CH0C0CANDYZ…
Never mind Emotive-chan, I don't mind although this time I seem to run out of ideas so I only got one dare and that is... ANGER MANAGEMENT PROGRAM FOR XANXUS AND TSUNA WILL BE IN CHARGE OF IT! MUHAHAHAHA!*Become evil and mad again.
Emotive: You hear that Dame-Tsuna? You must now be Xanxus' therapist.
Tsuna: Ehhh?!
Emotive: Has anyone ever noticed that therapist is "the rapist"?
Everyone: *stares at Emotive*
Emotive: What? I'm just making an observation… *throws Raccoon-Xanxus into the air and shoot him with another ray gun courtesy of mad scientist Verde*
Xanxus: *turns back into a human as he falls to the ground* Ow! Can you be any more violent you piece of trash?!
Emotive: *blows smoke from ray gun barrel* I could say the same for you Mr. Anger Management. So now go to your session with Dr. Sawada.
Xanxus: Hn… *sits down on couch*
Tsuna: *sitting in an armchair next to the couch* So then, Xanxus, tell me where you get all this anger?
Xanxus: *glares* From my so-called father who fucking lied to me my whole life!
Tsuna: *scribbled on notepad* Mmhm, go on.
Xanxus: Then there's my stupid so-called subordinates who couldn't find a damn needle in a damn needle stack!
Squalo: VOOOOIII! YOU DAMN BOSS, I'LL FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS!!! YOU'RE THE WORST FUCKING HUSBAND EVER!!!
Xanxus: *jumps up from couch* WELL YOU'RE NOT SUCH A GOOD WIFE EITHER YOU DAMN GIRLY HAIRED SHARK BUTT!
Tsuna: *coughs* Excuse me Squalo, but I'm not a marriage counselor. I'm here for Xanxus' anger management and I wish that you won't aggravate him more.
Squalo: *glares at Tsuna before walking away* Che….
Tsuna: Now Xanxus, let us continue…
An hour or so later.
Tsuna: *alive and well*
Xanxus: *calm for the moment*
Emotive: *raises eyebrow* That went well…
Tsuna: *smiles*
Xanxus: *scowl*
Emotive: Now, here are dares and comments from xx xx.
AH! YOU DID MY DARES!! (More girlish squeal) You DID THEM, YOU DID THEM!! (More girlish squeals) You did the yaoi part very well. Excellent. Brilliant. I couldn't write a better one. So good! OMG!! Fran sure knows how to seduce someone, and him being cute is an advantage. I noticed you didn't do my last dare. (Probably because you couldn't find the lyrics. I could either. Or maybe you ran out of time. That's appened to me before) But that's okay. I'm not complaining. I'm so happy! You did the rest of my dares and for that, I'm grateful. Ganbatte!
Here are some more dares! XD
1. I want/dare Tsuna & Fran to sing 'Meltdown' by 'Rin Kagamine.
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2. I want Bel to seduce Tsuna with just 1 sentence. I want it to go like this.
Bel: I'm so hungry.
Tsuna: There's a resturant not far from here.
Bel: Ushishishi. That's okay. I'm only hungry for 'Tuna'. (Licks Tsuna's cheek seductively. XD)
Just like that!
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3. I want more Yao! I can't get enough of it! So for the whole chapter (Or as much as you can), I want Fran to seduce Bel some more. The lasp chapter was pur genius the way you made Fran. I would like more seducting. Fran must seduce Bel with his dying will! Like his life depends on it! He has to be EXTREMELY CLOSE to Bel. I want Fran to slowly begin unbuttoning his shirt, but be stopped by a 'Madly Blushing' Bel. I want Fran to keep touching Bel. (Like stroking his chest, running fingers through Bel's hari, etc.) And for the icing on that cake! I want Fran to moan 'senpai' alot. There's no way Bel Can resist that. XD. Please make this go on for ages. PLEASE!
Great chapter! Please make my 3rd dare go on for AGES & AGES! And please make Fran as seducting as you can. PLEASE!
Emotive: Yes, I couldn't find the lyrics, so I'm sorry for that. But to make it up to you, I'll do all your dares.
Tsuna & Fran: *goes up to the stage*
Music starts. (please forgive the authoress if she did not get the lyrics right or whatnot. Her internet connection is slow, so she was unable to watch any videos of the song… or get the English lyrics)
Tsuna: Machi-akari hanayaka. EETERU masui no tsumetasu. Memure nai gozen niji. Subete ga kyuusoku ni kawaru.
Fran: OIRU gire no RAITAA. Yaketsuku youna ino naka. Subete ga sou uso nara. Hontou ni yokatta noni ne.
Tsuna: Kimi no kubi o shimeru yume o mita. Hikari no afureru hiru sagari. Kimi no hosoi nodo ga haneru no o. Nakidashi souna mede miteita.
Fran: Kaku-yuugou-ro nisa. Tobi-konde mitai to omou. Massao na hikari tsutsumarete kirei. Kaku-yuugou-ro nisa.
Tsuna: Tobi-konde mitara soshitara. Subete ga yurusareru youna kigashite. BERANDA no mukou gawa. Kaidan o nobotte yuku oto.
Fran: Kageri dashita sora ga. Mado GARASU ni heya ni ochiru. Kakusan suru yuugure. Maki harashita youna hi no aka.
Tsuna: Tokeru you ni sukoshi zutsu. Sukoshi zutsu shinde yuku seikai. Kimi no kubi o shimeru yume o mita. Haru-kaze ni yureru KAATEN.
Fran: Kawaite kireta kuchibiru kara. Koboreru kotoba wa awa no you. Kaku-yuugou-ro nisa. Tobi-konde mitai to omou.
Tsuna: Masshiro ni kioku toka-sarete kieru. Kaku-yuugou-ro nisa. Tobi-konde mitara mata makashi mitai ni. Memureru youna sonna kigashite.
Fran: Tokei no byoshin ya. TEREBI no shikai-sha ya. Soko ni irukedo mienai dareka no. Warai-goe houwashite hankyou suru.
Tsuna: AREGURO·AJITEETO. Miminari ga kienai yamanai. AREGURO·AJITEETO. Miminari ga kienai yamanai.
Fran: Daremo minna kieteku yume o mita. Mayonaka no heya hirosa to seijaku ga. Mune ni tsukkaete. Jouzu ni iki ga dekinaku naru.
Tsuna: Kaku-yuugou-ro nisa. Tobi-konde mitara soshitara. Kitto memuru you ni kiete ikerunda. Boku no inai asa wa.
Fran: Ima yuri zutto suba-rashikute. Subete no haguruma ga kami-atta. Kitto sonna seikai da.
Music fades:
Everyone: *claps*
Emotive: Ain't it fun to sing?
Fran: No, that's just your nation's natural love for singing that's talking.
Emotive: Maybe…
Belphegor: Ushishishi…
Tsuna: Uh… Belphegor, what're you laughing at?
Belphegor: I'm laughing at you, tiny Vongola.
Tsuna: Who're you calling tiny?!
Belphegor: Ushishishi, you get riled up too easily little Tuna fish.
Tsuna: *pouts*
Belphegor: Hm, the prince is hungry now…
Tsuna: Then go get some food because I'm not getting it for you.
Belphegor: Ushishishi, no need. I'm got some tuna fish right here. *leans towards Tsuna and nibbles on his earlobe*
Tsuna: *blushes and pushes Bel away* What the hell?!
Belphegor: Ushishishi.
Emotive: Nice one.
Fran: Hmph, Bel-senpai! *latches onto Bel's arm* Are you replacing me?
Belphegor: No I'm not uncute kouhai. That was just a dare.
Fran: Good. *practically snuggles Bel's arm* Because senpai will be in big trouble if he replaces me.
Belphegor: Heh, right…
Fran: *stands in front of Bel and wraps arms around his neck* I'm serious sen~pai…
Belphegor: *light blush*
Fran: Senpai… *brings hands down to Bel's shirt and slowly begins to unbutton it*
Belphegor: *blushing as he grips Fran's hands* Uh… you should stop…
Fran: *pouts* Senpai…
Belphegor: *still blushing*
Emotive: Moving on, we got a new darer by the name of Starr-x3.
Hey,i jz love this hilarious fic,and for doing such a great job on it,you deserve a cookie :3
Okies,mah dares :
1)Tsuna,go into HDW mode in nami-middle and spar with Kyo-chan and have everyone(the students) be amazed by your awesumness!!^^(i want you to show the fight scene plz o3o)
2)Chrome,i dare you to tell the entire KHR cast your past while keeping a very cheerful expression^^
3)Emo-chan,glomp Kyo-chan infront of Mukuro!!
4)No bashing of any girls for this chapter,emo!(hands chocolates to you)
5)Chrome,go kiss Kyo-chan and make-out please^^
Emotive: *nibbles on cookie* Thanks for the cookie.
Kyouya: *smirks* Finally, I'm going to fight this herbivore.
Tsuna: *gulps*
Emotive: Let's do it then.*transports the two and her to Nami-chuu*
Nami-chuu Students: *whispering as Kyouya and Tsuna stare each other down*
Tsuna: *turns into Hyper Dying Will mode*
Students: *gasps*
Kyouya: *smirks* Let's do this herbivore.
HDW Tsuna: *raises gloved fists* Aa…
Student #1: What's Dame-Tsuna doing?
Student #2: I think he's fighting Hibari-san!
Kyouya: *attacks Tsuna*
HDW Tsuna: *blocks Kyouya's attacks*
Students: Whoa!
Student #3: Did Dame-Tsuna just block Hibari-san's attack?!
HDW Tsuna: *attacks Kyouya*
Kyouya: *blocks attacks*
Students: *is awed at Tsuna*
Emotive: *recording the fight* Ah, who doesn't love it when spouses blow off steam.
Student #4: *heard what Emotive said* What do you mean spouse?
Emotive: *smirks* It's nothing to you. Just watch the fight.
Many minutes later.
Kyouya & HDW Tsuna: *panting*
Emotive: Okay boys, enough's enough. Let's get back to the base…
Students: *crowds Tsuna, saying how cool he looked fighting Kyouya*
Kyouya: *glaring at everyone for crowding him*
Emotive: Sorry people, we have to go! *transports them back to the Dare Base*
At the Dare Base.
Emotive: Where's Chrome?
Chrome: Here Emo-san.
Emotive: All right, go on ahead.
Chrome: *smiling* Boss, I want to tell you about my past!
Tsuna: Eh? Uh… okay…
Chrome: *still smiling brightly* My parents neglect me, I'm probably an illegitimate child, and I was in a car accident that led to the lost of my right eye and most of my organs. When I was in the hospital, I wanted to die because I could hear my parents' talking about how all hope was lost for me. That was when I met Mukuro-sama in my mind and he took me in. So I ran away from home once I was healed enough and here I am, with you and Mukuro-sama!
Everyone: (O.O) *stares at Chrome*
Tsuna: *looks at Mukuro*
Mukuro: *dubious smile*
Emotive: Well, that was pretty angsty.
Kyouya: Shit…
Emotive: *pulls off Reborn costume* KYOU-CHAN!!! *glomps Kyouya*
Kyouya: *almost falls to the ground, but is able to retain his balance*
Emotive: (XD)
Mukuro: *pouts in jealousy*
Tsuna: *just pouts*
Emotive: *grins as she jumps off of Kyouya* CHOCOLATES!!! *noms on chocolates*
Chrome: *walks up to Kyouya and kisses him*
Kyouya: *shrugs and kisses back*
Emotive: *spits out her chocolate at the sight* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *cries to the heavens*
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Kyouya & Chrome: *stops making out*
Emotive: *eyes burning as she glares at Chrome*
Chrome: *nervous sweatdrop*
Emotive: *growls* Here's a little something from Tuna1827…
lol! this is so funny! definitely one of the best around here!and i have a question for you, did u get the seaweed hair from bleach?
Emotive: Actually Tuna-chan – no I'm not talking to Tsuna – I got seaweed hair from Gakuen Alice.
Everyone: *stares at Emotive*
Emotive: What?! I can't watch an anime about a school that teaches kids with super cool (and some pretty useless) powers?
Tsuna: It just seems… strange…
Emotive: I know, but I like Persona! He looks so cute with his mask off and that tiny cross tattoo under his left eye like Tsubasa's and all those punkish Alice control devices he wears! And he has such a dangerous Alice! He's so cool… besides being such an abuser! (XD)
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Emotive: Well, lets move on with -.-CL0UD-GiRL-.-!
Goku: JUUDAIMEBLARGENHOGENDEAD.
:D While...someone has a Tsuna, I have a Goku!
Goku: *is put in a glass bowl*
OH, and RYOHEI can TOP HIBARI KYOYA! AND CAN BE TOPPED OR TOP MUKURO~...
-dies for saying that- JESUS CHRIST, I SEE JESUS CHRIST!
Dares:
1. Everyone just dearly loves the Vocaloid songs...For some reason, after hearing 'BLACK ROCK SHOOTER' it reminded me of TYL27 and TYL18. DRESS THEM UP AND LET THEM SING IT(english version?)
2. What if the KHR cast met their seiyuu's? Get them tickets to ReboCon(I'm guessing it's in summer or something...oh well.)
3. Funny Sunny Day is the only song I can't stand XD I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE LYRICS. Erm, anyways...Did Kawahiro show up in the Hitman Dares?... I'm pretty sure he did...Where'd he go? TSUNA, GO SEARCH! IN AN ALICE COSTUME! WITH HIBARI CHASING YOU.
4. This is the last dare(Goku: FINALLY!) and so Emotive-senpai...You are the onee-sama to many of the KHR cast(Goku: By force, *cough*) so let them do your bidding. Onee-sama and her ways to conquer over her dear otouto[s], right? (Goku: No dammit, and my clone that disrespects Juudaime SUCKS.)...I'm ending here.
*throws Pocky at you* Here you go Emotive-senpai!
Emotive: *gets hit in the head by the pocky box* Ow! *rubs head before munching on the pocky*
Ryohei: KYOKUGEN! I CAN SO TOP HIBARI AND MUKURO!
Everyone: *stares at Ryohei*
Emotive: *shudders in disgust*
Kyouya: If he ever tries to do that, may I bite him to death?
Mukuro: Same here.
Emotive: No need to ask me permission for that.
Kyouya & Mukuro: *evil smirk* Good.
Ryohei: *gulps*
Hayato: I do not disrespect Juudaime! I'm doing all of this because Juudaime said so!
Tsuna: *sweatdrops* Actually, I never really said anything…
Emotive: More Vocaloid songs with Kyouya and Tsuna! *shoots Kyouya and Tsuna with the Ten Year Bazooka*
TYL Kyouya & Tsuna: *appears*
Emotive: Hm… it seems my act-like-Reborn dare isn't gonna be happening much… oh well! *dresses TYL Kyouya and Tsuna up*
TYL Kyouya & Tsuna: *walks up to the stage*
Music starts.
TYL Tsuna: Burakku Rokku Shuutaa doko e itta no? (Black Rock Shooter, where did you go?) Kikoemasu ka? (Can you hear me?)
TYL Kyouya: Ato dore dake sakeba ii no darou? (How much more should I shout?) Ato dore dake nakeba ii no darou? (How much more should I cry?)
TYL Tsuna: Mou yamete watashi wa mou hashirenai! (Stop it already, I can't run anymore!) Itsuka yumemita sekai ga tojiru. (The world I once dreamed of closes up.)
TYL Kyouya: Makkura de akari mo nai kuzurekaketa kono michi de. (On this pitch-black and unlit road that started to crumble.) Aru hazu mo nai ano toki no kibou ga mieta ki ga shita. (I felt like I could see the hope from back then, which shouldn't exist.)
TYL Kyouya & Tsuna: Doushite? (Why?) Burakku Rokku Shuutaa natsukashii kioku. (Black Rock Shooter, they were nostalgic memories.) Tada tanoshikatta ano koro o. (Simply of those fun times.) Burakku Rokku Shuutaa demo ugokenai yo. (Black Rock Shooter, but I can't move.) Yami o kakeru hoshi ni negai o mou ichido dake hashiru kara. (I wish upon the stars shooting through the darkness, because I'll run just once more.)
TYL Tsuna: Kowakute furueru koe de tsubuyaku watashi no namae o yonde. (I'm scared, so I whisper with a trembling voice, "Call my name") Yoake o idaku sora kyoukaisen made no kyori ato mou ippo todokanai. (The sky embracing dawn, in the distance to the boundary, I can't reach it in another step.)
TYL Kyouya: Koraeta namida ga afuresou na no ima shita o mukanaide tomatte shimau. (Tears that I fought back are about to overflow; now I come to a halt without looking down.) Mirai o ikite itain da wakatta no omoidashite. (Recalling that I know I want to live in the future.)
TYL Tsuna: Tsuyoku tsuyoku shinjiru no. (I firmly, firmly believe in it.)
TYL Kyouya & Tsuna: Sou yo. (That's right.) Burakku Rokku Shuutaa yasashii nioi. (Black Rock Shooter, there's a tender scent.) Itai yo tsurai yo nomikomu kotoba. (It hurts, it's tough; I swallow those words.) Burakku Rokku Shuutaa ugoite kono ashi! (Black Rock Shooter, move these feet!) Sekai o koete! (Overcome the world.)
TYL Kyouya: Saisho kara wakatte ita koko ni iru koto o. (Since the beginning, I'd known I'm here.)
TYL Tsuna: Watashi no naka no subete no yuuki ga hi o tomoshite. (All of the courage inside of me light the fire.)
TYL Kyouya & Tsuna: Mou nigenai yo. (And I won't flee anymore.) Burakku Rokku Shuutaa hitori ja nai yo. (Black Rock Shooter, you're not alone.) Koe o agete naitatte kamawanai. (I don't mind even if you cry with a loud voice.) Burakku Rokku Shuutaa mite ite kureru. (Black Rock Shooter, you'll be watching me.) Ima kara hajimaru no watashi no monogatari. (My story will start from now.) Wasuresou ni nattara kono uta o. (When you seem to be forgetting it, I'll sing) Utau no. (This song.)
Music fades.
Everyone: *applauds*
Emotive: Kya! Kyou-chan!
TYL Kyouya: *glares before disappearing in pink smoke*
TYL Tsuna: *smiles and waves before disappearing*
Kyouya & Tsuna: *returns*
Emotive: Er, I can not get tickets to ReboCon at the moment… but I can show them on youtube! *plugs laptop onto giant flat screen and goes to youtube*
Reborn Seiyuus: *singing their songs at ReboCon 2009*
Everyone: *gasps at their seiyuus*
Tsuna: I'm voiced by a girl?!
Reborn: Me too…
Kyouya: My seiyuu's fat…
Emotive: He is not! He's just chubby!
Kyouya: *sweatdrop*
Mukuro: Kufufu, that Iida looks just like me.
Hayato: So does mine.
Takeshi: And mine.
Ryohei: Even mine to an extent…
Emotive: That sounded smart…
Lambo: Lambo-san's seiyuu is a girl?!
Emotive: That's right! And she also voices my favorite titular character! A certain orange-jumpsuited ninja!
I-Pin: My seiyuu very pretty!
Haru & Kyoko: So are ours!
Belphegor: Ushishishi, why does my seiyuu not look like a prince?
Lussuria: Mou, my seiyuu is really something!
Squalo: VOOOOII! I like the coat my seiyuu's wearing… and the hat… which would probably look good on me.
Emotive: I concur, Squa-chan. So now, let us move on to the next dare! BTW, Funny Sunny Day is an awesome song and whoever says so otherwise… well… they just don't understand! *dresses Tsuna in an Alice costume*
Tsuna: Kawahira-ojiisan? Where are you? *goes off in search for Kawahira*
Kyouya: *follows Tsuna*
Tsuna: Hiiii! A stalker! *runs from Kyouya*
Kyouya: *chases after Tsuna*
Emotive: *smirks* Make them do my bidding? Aw come on, they're already doing it by doing all these dares for me as well as making my porn for free!
Everyone (mostly males): *groans*
Emotive: Xanxus, get me cookies! Fran, a bottle of Mountain Dew, and Mukuro and Byakuran, make out for me!
Xanxus & Fran: *fetches food*
Byakuran & Mukuro: *makes out*
Emotive: *grins* It's good to be at the top… whoa, perverted, LOL. Here's something from sadistic usagi!
lol. aw no more dares for awhile. oh well. this was so funny! thanks for the laughs. theres a yaoi manga you should read. its called love neko. Artificial cat parts too. XP. there are a lot of weird games. meet your neighbor, wanna buy a chicken, and watch a cow. lol. i love the lolita gothic dare all of them would look hot in loli, except for levi. hes ugly. can you really spray soda out of your mouth for 5 minutes? and i love all the songs Belphegor participates in this chapter. you are the best writer ever!! lol, you didn't know about the concerts!! lame, but i shouldnt talk because i just learned about it last month. XP. theres another concert with the millefiore on december 30. the anime has so many fillers it doesnt seem dramatic anymore. sigh. i wrote a lot! wow.
Emotive: Wao indeed…
Hayato: I can barely understand her words.
Emotive: Don't be mean Haya-chan. Anyway… I'll look for Love Neko (anything with nekos must be great ;D)… weird games are fun games… I love the goth loli dare as well…. Yes, Levi is really ugly…
Levi: (T~T)
Emotive: No, I can not spit soda out of my mouth for five minutes straight IRL, but I can here *grins*
Belphegor: Ushishishi, of course you love me peasant. I am a prince after all.
Emotive: *rolls eyes at Bel* Well, I dunno about the best writer ever *grins* Yes, I only recently learned about the concerts, but I have heard about the Millefiore one and I'm dying to see Byaku-chan and everyone else… and does it really? I'm too busy reading the manga that I haven't noticed…
Hayato: You haven't even been watching it emo freak.
Emotive: Eh, lets move on to Dr. Shamoji!
Hi, Emo-chi! Long time no see. I missed reading this. The dares make me laugh so much it starts to hurt if I read it in one sitting. Which is a good thing.
Stay marvelous, Emo-chi. *sends you two pairs of silver hairsticks, with trident and wing designs* It's a thank you gift. :3
To Kufu-kun: Spiky or not, you know fans are just going to start comparing your hair to another tropical fruit, right? Like durian or something.
To Skull: You have lots of fans! Most just like to torture you because you're too cute when you suffer. Sannin-Songo is just a saint among imps.
To Lussu-nee: I loved the gothic loli outfits you picked for the Varia. *__*
Anyway... onto the dares. Most of them are FW-centric thanks to recent events in the manga.
Byakuran, rub noses with the person across from you and utter nonsensical baby talk.
Bluebell, this is probably irrelevant, but your dare is to spend the rest of this chapter clinging to Uni and whispering lewd things only she can hear. Unless it conflicts with another dare, of course.
Kikyou, drink some radioa- eh, cloud flame-infused plant food, and power up to make the ultimate bellflower vine to the sky.
Zakuro, you lazy magma bastard, does the story of Jack and the Beanstalk sound familiar? Go climb the bellflower stalk and find out what's at the top.
I guess that's all I can think up, atm. Now I'm going to check out that ItaSasuNaru threesome you recommended. ?
Emotive: I finally realized that Dr. Shamoji is what Haru called Dr. Shamal in one of her Haru-Haru Interview Dangerous segments. And thanks for the sticks! *puts all four sticks into her hair*
Mukuro: *had stopped making out with Byakuran some time ago* A durian? Ew…
Skull: *despairs at being too cute when he suffers*
Lussuria: Thank you very much Dr.!
Byakuran: *rubs noses with Zakuro and talks baby talk to him*
Zakuro: *twitches* Bya-Byakuran-sama?
Byakuran: *talks more baby talk while smiling at Zakuro*
Zakuro: *freaked out*
Bluebell: *clings onto Uni and whispers into her ear*
Uni: *face blushes a thousand shade of red*
Bluebell: *smirks and whispers more things into Uni's ear*
Uni: *stutters*
Mukuro: I wonder what she's saying.
Emotive: I don't think you want to know…
Kikyou: *drinks plant food, engulfing him in radioac- I mean cloud flames*
Vines burst out of Kikyou's body and a giant bellflower grows up to the sky.
Zakuro: *pulls himself away from Byakuran* Byakuran-sama is getting weird… *climbs the vines*
Emotive: He could just fly up there…
Minutes later.
Zakuro: *reaches the top of the bellflower* Hm… all I see are clouds… sky… a giant bellflower… hey, I can see the Melone Base from here!
Down below.
Emotive: Here are Sannin-Songo's dares!
~Sighs depressed~ yes this week has like tototally sucked and sorry for nto doing anythign last chapter. I didn't even know it was up untill like to late. OH wel ~huggles her Skull plushie -which she forced her friend to make for her-~ Onto dares and what not...
Verde: Well this one really depends. If skull isn't in his epicly adorably Adult form shot him with some ray or something that has him in it, okay?
Skull: You are dared to come on here to Ohio and live with me for a week! I need undepressing and you're so adorable in your Adult Form that would work out well.
Bel & Fran: Sing Magnet by Miku Hatsune and Luka whatever her last name is!...yeah really good and extremley addictive -listening to it right now- and no I don't care who's Miku and who's Luka as long as you 2 sing Magnet.
Levi: Wear a paper bag on yoru head for the rest of your life.
Tsuna: You are to get M-preg! Don't care who's kid it is...OMG choose with the magic choosing hat of like doom!
Verde: Uh, does she want Skull in the ray gun or does she want the ray gun to turn Skull into his adult form?
Emotive: Beats me. Skull's already in his Adult form anyway.
Skull: *doing his daily Sannin-Songo worshipping rituals*
Emotive: Skull! Pack your bags for you are going to Ohio!
Skull: Why?
Emotive: To live with your goddess… on second thought, don't pack your bags. I'm sure Sannin-Songo will be more then delighted to buy you clothes.
Skull: Uh…
Emotive: Bye-bi Skull-chan! *teleports Skull to Sannin-Songo's house*
Levi: *puts an paper bag over his head* (T^T)
Emotive: My god, that is so much better for my eyes!
Lambo: Nyahahahaha! *jumps onto Levi's shoulder and draws a crude Levi face on the paper bag*
Everyone: *laughs at Levi's face*
Emotive: LOL, nice one Lambo. Here's some candy for you, *gives Lambo candy*
Lambo: Yay candy!
Tsuna: *comes back from his search* I couldn't find Kawahira-ojiisan…
Kyouya: *right behind Tsuna*
Emotive: Tsuna must be pregnant again!
Tsuna: What?!
Kyouya: *smirks*
Emotive: Sorry Kyouya, the father is going to be chosen randomly.
Kyouya: *frowns*
Tsuna: EH?!
Emotive: *rummages through Random Hat of Doom* Hm… it's gonna be… Xanxus!
Tsuna: *blanches*
Kyouya: Che…
Xanxus: *smirks*
Squalo: Hey!
Emotive: Sorry Squa-chan and Kyou-chan, but he was picked. *loads gun with a Fem bullet and shoots Tsuna with it*
Tsuna: *falls to the ground, unconscious for the moment*
Xanxus: *hefts Tsuna over his shoulder* Revenge for his older self actually having the nerve to top me! *walks into a love room*
Emotive: Poor Tsuna…
Let us fast forward a couple of months to when Tsuna's child is born.
Doctor: Congratulations! It's a girl!
Xanxus: What?!
Emotive: *snicker* The new daddy has a little girl!
Xanxus: *glares*
Tsuna: *sighs* Just accept it already Xanxus.
Xanxus: Che…
Emotive: Whatcha gonna name 'er?
Tsuna: I think I'll call her… Tenjuu.
Xanxus: *snort* Why Tenjuu?
Tsuna: Well, since your name is a variation of ten, I'd thought I'd do that same with her. Ten is English and juu is Japanese.
Emotive: I think that's cool (:D)
Kyouya: Now I have to take care of my own children plus my wife's illegitimate child?
Squalo: What about me?! My husband has an illegitimate child and that's probably worse!
Emotive: Now, now you two. Don't make fight over little Tenjuu or you'll ruin her life. Just accept her.
Tsuna: Yeah, you guys. This won't last anyway. So Xanxus, take Tenjuu to Kasan while we all finish this hell of ours.
Xanxus: *sighs* Fine. *takes Tenjuu and leaves the Dare Base*
Squalo: I'm not leaving you alone for another minute you damn boss! So I'm coming with you to make sure you don't get it on with any random woman in the street!
Xanxus: *rolls eyes* Whatever…
Emotive: LOL, jealous and suspicious Squalo. Must've been the rape with Lussuria… Anyway, here's Snowy Cherry-san!
Dares
1.I dare Fran to beat up Bel until Squalo comes after to save Bel (After 3 hours)
,Luce,Kyoko,Bianchi get All the boys from the Varia,Vongola and Arcobaleno and dress them up in dresses and other girl stuff for a day.(Boys can't resist)
I hug all the arcobaleno? (including Lal)
, the varia and Skull stole all your fortune go kill them!
- We know you like Lal so go propose to her and go on a date with her too.
- Do the same thing above except with Luce (you like her don't you?)
-Insult Levi as much as you want (make sure you tie him to a chair too)
-san- Sorry, but can you let me in the dare base so I can hug Fran and Bel?
- Exactly how many times did Xanxus throw something at you and you still alive?
- Be blind-folded and kiss the person to your left (gomenasai! I just feel weird right now)
And that's all! I just LOVE this fanfiction Good Job Emo-san! P.S Keep this AWESOME FF up cause,this thing makes my day so happy!
Cya!,kora Cherry
Emotive: Ahehe, I have to admit, I cheated in Cherry-chan's dares a bit.
Tsuna: How Emo-san?
Emotive: Eh…I just combined her two reviews, so whatevs.
Fran: *nuzzling Bel's neck*
Belphegor: *blushing*
Fran: I'm sorry I have to do this to you Bel-senpai.
Belphegor: Huh?
Fran: *begins to beat up Bel*
Emotive: And now we wait. *watches clock*
Three hours later.
Fran: *still beating up Bel*
Emotive: He should be here any minute now…
Squalo: *bursts through the door* YOU WERE TOTALLY OGLING THAT WOMAN!
Xanxus: *calmly walks in after Squalo, rolling his eyes* Don't get your panties in a twist…
Squalo: *glares at Xanxus before saving Bel from Fran's wrath*
Emotive: Well then, ladies, I have a walk-in closet full of girly clothes that I would never be caught dead in. So go on and do your thing! *pushes button on a remote and a section of wall slides aside to reveal a huge walk-in closet*
Luce & Kyoko: *squees before rushing into the room*
Lal & Bianchi: *smirks and follows the two inside*
Boys of the Vongola, Varia, & Arcobaleno: *pales*
A while later.
Xanxus: *pulls mini skirt down legs* This is more then degrading…
Hayato: This is humiliating…
Emotive: You've done worse, so don't complain!
Kyouya: *wearing a girl kimono* I don't see what the problem is.
Other Boys: Because you're the only one wearing a kimono!
Emotive: Well, before any of you get into a fight (again) I'm letting Cherry-san into the base.
Cherry-san: *squeals and hugs all of the Arcobaleno… including Lal*
Lal: Well that's flattering.
Cherry-san: Thank you! *leaves base*
Emotive: And with that, let us get on with the sappy straight love thing…
Colonnello: So what about Lal? Wanna marry me, kora?
Lal: *blushing like crazy* I know we've known each other for years, but aren't you going a little too fast?
Colonnello: Fine, then let's go on a date, kora.
Lal: *stutters*
Reborn: Wanna make it a double date?
Colonnello: And who's your date, kora?
Luce: Me! *smiley face*
Lal: Aren't you supposed to propose to Luce as well, Reborn?
Luce: Sorry, but I'm already married.
Everyone: What?! When?!
Luce: Well, it was certainly before I found out that I was pregnant.
Reborn: I can't believe you guys didn't know that.
Everyone: *gaping*
Emotive: *snickering* I'm a stinker… well then, have fun on your straight date which I will not bother on recording!
Reborn, Colonnello, Luce, and Lal: *leaves for their date*
Fran: *ties Levi to a chair*
Levi: *panicking beneath his paper bagged head* Boss! Boss, an enemy has captured me!
Fran: You're so stupid, you dirty old man. I'm not an enemy.
Levi: Fran! I'll fucking kill you!
Fran: Oooh, scary. What're you gonna do? Suffocate me with that paper bag over your head? No wait, I'll probably laugh to death just by looking at your ugly mug.
Levi: *struggles in bondings* Wait until I get my hands on you!
Fran: Nah, I'll get bored waiting for you.
Emotive: You're such a cute little froggy, Franny-chan!
Fran: And Levi's an ugly lech.
Levi: I am not!
Emotive: *lets Cherry-san back into the base*
Cherry-san: *squeals and hugs Fran and Bel*
Belphegor: I'd kill you for touching the prince.
Fran: That's forbidden senpai.
Belphegor: Shut up uncute kouhai.
Cherry-san: Thanks again! *leaves*
Squalo: To answer the fruit's question, I am an elite assassin who has killed more people then he can count and has survived countless near-death experiences. How do you think I survived the damn boss throwing stuff at me, huh?! He doesn't even throw that good!
Xanxus: *throws a dictionary at Squalo*
Squalo: *gets hit on the head* OW! FUCK YOU DAMN BOSS!
Xanxus: No thanks, I like to top, not bottom.
Squalo: *twitch*
Emotive: *snicker* That was a good comeback.
Viper: *blindfolds self and kisses the person on his left*
Verde: *blinks*
Viper: *removes blindfold and stares at Verde*
Verde: Next. Dare.
Emotive: All right greenie. Here's finklemeire!
Hey~
It's Finklemeire a.k.a. Meagan from the Wafia(if u know).
Here are my dares:
-Lambo "accidentally"lights Gokudera on fire*rubs hands together in an evil way*
-Mukuro and Hibari hug...(muahahahaha!)
Emotive: Oh, the Wafia! I read your "How to Annoy Hibari Kyouya" thing…
Kyouya: *twitch* What?!
Emotive: Pretty funny.
Kyouya: I will bite them to death
Emotive: No, I'm sure their Kyouya already has that covered. But anyway… *hands Lambo a gallon of gasoline* Lambo, pour this on Octopus head and you get a bag of candy.
Lambo: Candy! *goes to Hayato and pours the gasoline on him*
Hayato: *sputters and glares at Lambo through gasoline-soaked bangs* What the hell you stupid cow!
Lambo: Lambo-san wants candy!
Emotive: *lights a match* Here Lambo, throw it to Octopus head. *hands lit match to Lambo*
Lambo: CANDY! *throws match at Hayato*
Hayato: FUCK! *catches on fire and begins to run around, screaming*
Emotive: LMAO! Nice work Lambo. *hands Lambo a bag of candy*
Lambo: Yay candy!
Hayato: *stops, drops, and rolls while still screaming*
Emotive: Eh, someone put him out.
Takeshi: I'll save you Gokudera! *summons his Rain sparrow and douses rain over Hayato*
Hayato: *saved by the rain*
Emotive: Oh Kyouya and Mukuro!
Kyouya & Mukuro: *deadpans* We know. *hugs*
Emotive: *takes a pic* So cute!
Kyouya: *pushes Mukuro away* Hn…
Mukuro: Kufufu.
Emotive: Now that that's over, we have our first ever anonymous darer!
Fran: Aren't they all anonymous?
Emotive: I mean from someone who doesn't have an account here!
Fran: Oh… then please continue.
Emotive: *rolls eyes* Here's Yume, the little dream, LOL.
Heyy, I don't have a Fanfic account but I hope you'll accept these dares~
Chrome: I dare you to slap Mukuro and yell that you hate him, then tell Byakuran that you luv him and ask him out... :)
Hayato: I dare you to tell your sister that you are incest... :)
*If I can* Everyone: I dare you guys to play spin the bottle...(I hope something fun happens... :)
Chrome: D-Demo…
Emotive: Should I threaten you Chrome?
Chrome: N-No… *walks up to Mukuro and slaps him*
Mukuro: *gasps* Nagi!
Chrome: I hate you.
Mukuro: *gasps and looks hurt*
Chrome: *goes up to Byakuran* I love you. Will you go out with me?
Byakuran: Eh…
Mukuro: *glares at Byakuran*
Hayato: Tell my sister that I'm what?
Emotive: Uh, not even I can understand that. Maybe Yume wants you to do incestuous things with Bianchi.
Hayato: Will you let me do that?
Emotive: Not really, because I'm not so sure.
Hayato: And because you hate straight incest.
Emotive: Yup. But of course, male Twincest is a different story (:D)
Hayato: You disgust me.
Emotive: I'm glad. So let's play the classic game of Spin the Bottle!
Everyone: *groans*
Emotive: Don't worry, we'll only do five spins. But the first one up is…. *picks from Random Hat of Doom* Byakuran!
Byakuran: This looks like fun! *spins bottle*
Bottle: *points to Lal*
Emotive: Bleagh!
Byakuran: *shrugs and kisses Lal*
Lal: *blush and spins bottle*
Bottle: *points to Luce*
Emotive: Yuri!
Lal: *blushes and kisses Luce*
Luce: *blushing while she spins the bottle*
Bottle: *points to Kyoko*
Emotive: More yuri…
Luce: *kisses Kyoko*
Kyoko: *blushing while she spins the bottle*
Bottle: *points to Daisy*
Daisy: *panics*
Emotive: Too bad Daisy's a boy…
Kyoko: *kisses Daisy*
Tsuna: ()
Daisy: *shaking as he spins the bottle*
Bottle: *points to Kyouya*
Emotive: *gapes*
Kyouya: *raises eyebrow*
Daisy: *panics more*
Kyouya: *rolls eyes and kisses Daisy before pulling away and wiping his lips*
Daisy: *in a daze*
Emotive: Well then… that was strange… so here's khrhibariluv!
Won: Hi! Ny name's Wonyoung but my friends call me Won-chan! ^^ I have my own cast of Reborn characters! I just love tortu- I MEAN hanging out with them, don't you?
Hibari: Won, what are you doing on the computer?
Won: Nothing! *innocent smile*
Gokudera: *sigh* Who did you kill now?
Won: *pout* You're getting your own dare for that.
Tsuna: Dare? You don't mean you found another way to torture us?!
Won: Yup! Except for Kyo-kun, of course! *huggles*
Hibari: Hn.
Won: Anyway,dares!
1) Get everybody to dance to Caramelldansen! (look up "khr caramelldansen" to see what I'm talking about)
2) Let me into the dare base so I can glomp Hibari, Mukuro, Fran, and Bel! Please? *puppy eyes*
3) Let all the Arcobalenos play Kick-the-Skull! They are not restricted to kicking!
4) Gokudera is Bel and Yamamoto's slave for three chapters unless somebody dares otherwise! (Gokudera here: Gomenasai, Emo-san's Gokudera!)
5) Take Haru and Kyoko and treat yourselves with this $1 million check! (Taken from Mammon's bank accounts. He owed me) Have fun drop-kicking Haru into the Pit afterwards!! ^^
Have fun!
Everybody: ...
Tsuna: You're scaring me Won-chan.
Won: I know!
Emotive: Hi Won! Don't worry, everyone can have their own Reborn cast! Only mine are all gay and probably want to kill me (more or less…)!
Everyone: *glares at Emotive*
Emotive: *ignores glares and squeals* Finally! Someone requested Caramelldansen, which I absolutely love! Oh, and I'm only making those in the video dance it because making everyone dance it will take a lot of space and I wouldn't want to see the ugly dudes dance…
Ugly Dudes: *sad*
Emotive: Music!
Music starts.
Giotto: *caramelldansen*
Giotto & Tsuna: *caramelldansen*
Tsuna & Basil: *caramelldansen*
Basil & Squalo: *caramelldansen*
Squalo & Xanxus: *caramelldansen* Vi undrarar ni redo alt vara med. Armarna upp nu ska ni fa se.
Xanxus & Bel (with baby Viper on his head): *caramelldansen* Kom igen. Hvem som helst kan vara med. (Vara med)
Squalo, Xanxus, & Bel (still with baby Viper on his head): *caramelldansen* So ror pa era fotter, oa-a-a. Och vicka era hofter, o-la-la-la.
Xanxus & Tsuna: *caramelldansen* Gör som vi. Till denna melodi,
Haru, Tsuna, & Kyoko: *caramelldansen* Oa-oa-a. Dansa med oss. Klappa era hander. Gör som vi gör. Ta nagrå steg at vanster.
Kyoko & Ryohei: *caramelldansen* Lyssna och lar. Missa inte chanson. Nu ar vi har med. Caramelldansen
TYL Lambo & TYL I-Pin: *caramelldansen* O-o-oa-oa. O-o-oa-oa-a...
Adult Colonnello & Adult Lal: *caramelldansen* O-o-oa-oa. O-o-oa-oa-a...
Bianchi & Hayato (paralyzed): *caramelldansen* Det blir en sensation over alt forstås. Pa fester kommer alla att slappa loss.
Hayato & Takeshi: *caramelldansen* Kom igen. Nu tar vi stegen omigen. Oa-oa...
Hayato, Tsuna, & Gokudera: *caramelldansen* Så ror pa era fötter, oa-a-a. Och vicka era höfter, o-la-la-la.
Ryohei, Tsuna, & Adult Lambo: *caramelldansen* Gor som vi. Til denna melodi.
Kyouya, Tsuna, & Mukuro (The Sandwich!): *caramelldansen* Så kom och. Dansa med oss. Klappa era hander. Gör so vi gör. Tå några steg at vänster.
Tsuna & Dino: *caramelldansen* Lyssna och lar. Missa inte chanson. Nu ar vi har med. Caramelldansen.
Dino & Kyouya: *caramelldansen*
Kyouya & Mukuro: *caramelldansen*
Mukuro & Chrome: *caramelldansen* Dansa med oss. Klappa era hander. Gör so vi gör. Ta negra steg at vänster.
Chrome & Tsuna: *caramelldansen* Lyssna och lar. Missa inte chanson. Nu ar vi har med. Caramelldansen.
G, 27, 59, 80, 33, TYL Lambo, 69, 96, 18, D, 44, 03, Belphegor (Viper still on his head), Basil, Kyoko, 86, TYL I-Pin, Bianchi, Adult Lal, & Adult Colonnello: *caramelldansen* O-o-oa-oa. O-o-oa-oa-a. O-o-oa-oa. O-o-oa-oa-a. Så kom och. Dansa med oss. Klappa era hander. Gör so vi gör. Tå några steg at vanster. Lyssna och lar. Missa inte chanson. Nu ar vi har med. Caramelldansen. Dansa med oss. Klappa era hander. Gör so vi gör. Ta några steg at vanster. Lyssna och lar. Missa inte chanson. Nu ar vi har med. Caramelldansen.
Music fades.
Emotive: *caramelldansen* I love that dance! (XD)
Everyone who danced: *suffering from hip aches*
Emotive: Caramelldansen too long really does hurt the lower body… *lets Won into the Base*
Won: *squeals and glomps Kyouya, Mukuro, Fran, and Bel*
Emotive: She likes all the men I like…
Kyouya: *raises eyebrow at glomping girl*
Mukuro: Kufufu, oya, what a cute girl.
Fran: … Bel-senpai, there's a girl glomping you.
Belphegor: Ushishishi, uncute kouhai, she glomped you too.
Fran: Oh, right…
Won: Thank you! *leaves Dare Base*
Emotive: And now, here's another game called Kick-the-Skull! Which sounds like one actually kicks a skull, but it's not really… *snaps fingers to summon Skull (not to be confused with Summoned Skull)*
Skull: *looks around* Uh-oh…
Reborn: *kicks Skull*
Colonnello: *punches and kicks Skull*
Lal: *punches, kicks, and throws Skull over her shoulder*
Verde: *shoots Skull with an energy ray thingy*
Luce & Fon: *too kind and selfless to kick or even do anything to Skull*
Skull: *face-down on the ground, smoking and aching and groaning with pain*
Emotive: Poor Skull… at least Luce and Fon didn't have the heart to hurt you.
Skull: Bless… them…
Emotive: *teleports Skull back to Ohio*
Hayato: I have to be their what?!
Belphegor: Ushishishi, just in time. Every prince needs a slave.
Takeshi: Ahahaha! Is this another game? Looks like fun!
Hayato: Shut up Yakyuu-baka!
Emotive: Nuh-uh!? You must address them as master from now.
Hayato: *twitch*
Belphegor: Come here peasant-slave and feed me some grapes.
Hayato: *twitch* Y-Yes… m… master… *feeds Bel grapes*
Belphegor: Ushishishi…
Emotive: Cliché… Well, I'm gonna take this million dollar check and have a girls day out!
Kyoko & Haru: Yay!
Fran: I thought you didn't like them Emo-san.
Emotive: I don't like them when they're around Tsuna, but they're still regular girls and so am I by the by.
Fran: Oh… I guess that makes sense.
Emotive: See 'ya! Kyou-chan's in charge while I'm gone!
Emotive, Kyoko, & Haru leave the Base.
Kyouya: *smirks* So I'm finally in charge…
Everyone: *has a bad feeling*
Emotive, Kyoko, and Haru enter a shop that sells different punk, emo, and goth things.
Haru: A-Ano, Emo-san, why are we here?
Emotive: I need some new clothes… and wristbands… maybe a pair of Converse or two… oh, and some new scarves!
Kyoko: *looking at some skull earrings* Well this certainly is an… interesting shop.
Haru: *clings onto Kyoko* It's scary!
Emotive: *rolls eyes* We'll get some cake and watch a movie afterwards. And you can do some shopping as well, all right?
Kyoko & Haru: Yay!
A couple hours later.
Emotive: *enters the Dare Base* We're ba~ack!
Kyoko & Haru: *happily chatting to each other about the movie*
Emotive: Yeah, sorry, Haru…
Haru: About what, desu?
Emotive: About this… *drop kicks Haru into the Pit of Eternal Darkness*
Haru: Hahiiiiii! *screams fade*
Kyoko: (O.O)
Emotive: Well, we're done there! And now, hayato bomber hath returned!
I'm back
I dare Hayato to watch the dares while sitting on a couch eating popcorn.
I dare hibari to sing and dance to the song barbie girl.
I dare hibari to strip naked for the rest of the chapter.
I dare Emo-Chan to turn Tsuna into a girl FOR THE REST OF THE CHAPTER.
I dare Mukuro to let takashi through a baseball at his nuts without him blocking.
I dare Rhyoei to go to therapy for his boxing addiction.
I dare Bianchi to have sex with takashi.
I dare Emo-Chan to let Bianchi have sex with takashi.
I dare reborn and lambo to switch personalities.
I dare emo-chan to let hayato have immunity for the next 3 dares.
I dare hibari to take a full bottle of happy pills.
I dare to quit baseball (again) and join the boxing club for a week.
I dare Rhyoei to quit boxing and join baseball.
I dare Emo-Chan to say she hates yoai and to let me in the dare base for the rest of the chapter.
Damn am I evil
AND HIBARI IS STILL TSUNA'S BITCH!!
Kyouya: *glares* I am not the herbivore's bitch!
Emotive: Actually, I kinda agree with 'im…
Kyouya: *glares at Emotive*
Emotive: *sweatdrops* Ahehe…
Tsuna: Hibari-san, please don't glare at Emo-san.
Kyouya: *twitches and turns away from Emotive*
Emotive: That just proves it…
Hayato: *munches on a bucket of pop as he plops down on the couch* This is going to be a riot!
Emotive: *settles down next to Hayato* I'll say!
Kyouya: *seething as he walks up to the stage*
Music starts.
Kyouya: I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation. Come on, Barbie, let's go party! I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation. I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world. Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie. You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain. Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky. You can touch, you can play. You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa. I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation. Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah! Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh! Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah! Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh! Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please. I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees. Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again. Hit the town, fool around, let's go party! You can touch, you can play. You can say I'm always yours. You can touch, you can play. You can say I'm always yours. Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah! Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh! Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah! Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh! I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation. I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation. Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah! Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh! Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah! Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh!
Music fades.
Emotive & Hayato: *laughing so hard that popcorn is flying*
Everyone else: LMAO!
Kyouya: *death glares*
Emotive: *wipes tears from eyes* Just be glad I didn't add the dialogue in there!
Kyouya: I guess I am…
Emotive: Now strip!
Kyouya: *growls and strips naked*
Emotive: *mental nosebleed*
Everyone: *whistling*
Emotive: Well then… *shoots Tsuna with a Fem bullet*
Tsuna: *squeaks* I'm a girl again!
Emotive: At least you don't have to birth a fourth child.
Tsuna: *hangs head in despair*
Mukuro: This is gonna hurt isn't it?
Emotive: Yes, and you probably won't be able to have children if it does more damage.
Mukuro: *pales*
Emotive: *ties Mukuro's hands up*
Mukuro: Hey! Wait!
Emotive: Batter up!
Takeshi: *serious look*
Mukuro: I'm gonna die…
Emotive: Nah, you're just gonna feel immense pain.
Takeshi: *lifts leg and throws baseball at Mukuro's "bat"*
Insert painful scene here.
Emotive: *unties Mukuro*
Mukuro: *falls to the ground, groaning in pain*
Emotive: *hands a bag of ice to Mukuro*
Mukuro: *takes it in gratitude*
Ryohei: Boxing is my passion!
Emotive: And you need help for it! *sends Ryohei to an addiction specialist*
Ryohei: KYOKUGEN!
Emotive: *shudders in disgust* Must… please… darer…
Takeshi: *rubs the back of his head* Well, I've never did it with a girl before.
Bianchi: I will not do it with anyone but Reborn.
Emotive: Well… that is Reborn… in disguise.
Bianchi: Oh… I see… then let's go Reborn-chan! *happily brings Takeshi into a love room*
Emotive: U-Use a condom! *shudders*
A while later.
Hayato: *glaring at Takeshi*
Takeshi: It was a dare!
Hayato: With my sister?!
Bianchi: Hm… somehow, I thought Reborn would be more aggressive in bed…
Takeshi: *blush*
Emotive: Enough with this! Let's just… ugh… Verde!
Verde: What?
Emotive: Did you make the ray?
Verde: I always do.
Emotive: Well, Reborn has been stolen so we'll depend on this Rebot.
Rebot: Ciaossu-su-su…
Verde: Still has a few bugs in it.
Emotive: Who cares? *takes new ray gun and shoots Lambo with it*
Lambo: *puts on a fedora and pulls it over his eyes with a smirk*
Rebot: Nyahahahaha! *runs and jumps around* Rebo-born-san is the strong-strongest! *twitches and sparks*
Emotive: Who made this Rebot?!
Giannini: I did!
Emotive: You suck!
Giannini: *despair*
Emotive: Hayato, you have immunity for the next three dares.
Hayato: Why is that?
Emotive: I have absolutely no idea. *hands Kyouya a bottle of happy pills*
Kyouya: *downs bottle in one go*
Everyone: *holds breath*
Kyouya: *collapses*
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Emotive: That was unexpected.
Tsuna: When do you think he'll wake up?
Emotive: *pokes Kyouya* Dunno…
Kyouya: *opens eyes*
Emotive: Oh, he's awake…
Kyouya: *smiles and giggles*
Everyone: *shocked faces*
Kyouya: *hugs Emotive* Emo-chaaaaaaaan! You are the greatest eveeeeeeerrrr!
Emotive: *turns to stone in shock*
Kyouya: *begins skipping around the Dare Base, throwing flowers in the air from a basket and singing nursery rhymes*
Everyone: *thinks it's the end of the world*
Emotive: *reverts to normal, but still very much shocked* That is not my Kyou-chan…
Tsuna: It's definitely the end of the world.
Byakuran: Not even I could see a happy Hibari…
Everyone: *nods heads in agreement*
Emotive: *clears throat* Well then… Takeshi is now in the boxing club and Ryohei is now in the baseball club.
Ryohei: *bursts into the room* KYOKUGEN! *swings a bat and it flies out of his hand*
Takeshi: *looks at his boxing gloves with a confused expression before getting hit in the head with a stray baseball bat*
Ryohei: SORRY TO THE EXREME!
Emotive: Can this get any worse- it just got worse didn't it?
Males: *holding up camcorders to record the historic moment*
Tsuna: *smiles* You can say it Emo-san! It's only three little words!
Emotive: *struggles to say it*
Hayato: *smirks* Come on emo freak, you knew this would happen eventually.
Emotive: *glares at Hayato*
Kyouya: *glomps Emotive* I lurves you!
Emotive: *eye twitch* Apparently, a happy Kyouya is also an annoying Kyouya…
Males: Say it!
Emotive: All right! Fine! I HATE YAOI! There, I said it!
Males: *applauds Emotive's courage*
Yaoi fans around the world sense a disturbance in the yaoi force when one of their kin says the dreaded three words.
Emotive: *shivers* Ugh… I sense I'm going to die… *lets Hayato bomber into the Dare Base*
Hayato Bomber: Hi!
Emotive: *glares* Thou hath disturbed the balance in the world! For that, I punish thee by sending thee to sit next to Levi!
Hayato Bomber: *sweatdrops and sits next to Levi*
Levi: *still tied to a chair and struggling*
Emotive: Leave him there as we move on to Chu545's dares!
OMG! It's soo good. Yaoilicious! Just got into reading KHR fanfics too. Love the dares. Have fun on ur vacation. Just have a few dares. Ehheh bit of a sadist. Cause i want to dare Hibari to touch himself in front of Mukuro. For Mukuro to then after Hibari cums to mak- ok to *excuse my bad language* but for him to fuck Hibari into oblivion into the mattress so hard that the mattress gets set on fire from their body heat and that Hibari can't walk for a month cause it was just so good, and that hes still limping from it. Then I want Hibari to wear a short french maid costume and to keep his legs wrapped round the front Mukuros waist the whole chapter and the next one in case for fun. I also want to dare you to write a ratedM fanfic of them in all those diff sex positions. Cause 6918 pairings are soo freaking hot. No offense to anyone that likes xTsuna parings cause I just don't like him very much. Keep up the good work! You can do it!
I totally forgot a few important things to Hibari's dare where he wears a french maid costume but he also has wear cat ears and that cat tail toy *the special kind the one for sex* ^^ kinky and to have no undies on cause I mean come on, really ukes should walk around with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING NOTHING underneath all the time and Hibari must always be an uke cause it's hotter that way especially if he is with Mukuro. And because I don't really want Hibari to be with Tsuna unless Tsuna is a Seme for I want them to have a divorce for life and all eternity, for their kids to die just die because of I don't know Byakuran killed them. Emo-kun you can unleash whatever kind punishment you want on Byakuran if you want to. I also sorta want Hibari to cry all uke like in front of everyone especially in front of a few semes cause we barely see him cry almost never and it's cute to see certain people cry. Tehn for the Semes to do whatever they want with Hibari. Sorry for putting up so much dares that's just how I am sometimes and I end up over doing it.
Ehheh... You can have have a bag that will supply you with never ending treats any kind you like. Oops and before I forget I want Hibari to sing the song Love is War. Sorry again for putting so much just don't want to forget them all.
Emotive: Whoa… I see a 6918 fan and though I do agree that Kyouya as an uke is hot –
Kyouya: *pouts all uke like*
Emotive: *sweatdrops at Kyouya* I still like 1827 better because based on their canon-wise personality, Kyouya is seme all the way… but hell, my 2718 fics are the bomb aren't they?
Everyone: Ehhh…
Emotive fans: YES!!!
Emotive: *grins cheekily* So, let's get this masturbation and sex dare started, shall we?
Mukuro: Kufufu…
Kyouya: *still under the effect of the Happy Pills but, thankfully, have reverted a bit back to his original personality just for the dare*
Emotive: *shoves the two into a Love Room* Have fun! I'm sure I will!
Mukuro: Well then…
Kyouya: *strip teases Mukuro*
Mukuro: *watches Kyouya while licking his lips*
Kyouya: *once he is naked crawls onto the bed and begins to touch himself*
Mukuro: *strips down as he watches Kyouya*
Kyouya: Haah… haa… *back arches as he releases his self*
Mukuro: *attacks Kyouya*
Enter a super hot sex scene here wherein there were be screaming, profanity, the loud creaking of the bed, and finally, the bed getting set on fire just as the two comes.
Emotive: *bursts into the room with a fire extinguisher in her hand* FIRE!!! *extinguishes fire, therefore covering Mukuro and Kyouya in foam*
Mukuro & Kyouya: *way too exhausted to care*
Emotive: My God those two… *shakes head*
An amount of time later.
Kyouya: *wearing a french maid costume with cat ears and kinky tail and has his legs wrapped around Mukuro's waist*
Emotive: You naughty boys! Just what will your children think of you huh? Kyouya?
Kyouya: *lower lip quivers* B-B-But I…! I… you… he… *begins to cry*
Tsuna: Ah! Emo-san made Hibari-san cry!
Everyone else: *le gasp*
Mukuro: *holds Kyouya close* How dare you!
Emotive: *glares at everyone (especially Mukuro)*
Everyone: *whistles innocently*
Mukuro: *lets go of Kyouya and whistles innocently*
Kyouya: *pouts*
Emotive: Yeah… Chu-chan, I will not divorce Tsuna and Kyouya because each marriage is final… and I may be an evil and sadistic yaoi fangirl, but having two children killed on your command is something I will not do… especially since I'm partly the reason why those children came to exist.
Tsuna: How dare that girl wants my children dead! She is more evil then Byakuran!
Byakuran: No she's not.
Tsuna: Yeah, she's not…
Byakuran: Are you still going to punish me Emo-chan?
Emotive: Yes. No marshmallows for you tonight.
Byakuran: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Emotive: *takes out a cookie from the Bottomless Bag of Treats* Kyouya will sing a little song now!
Kyouya: *limps over to the stage*
Emotive: Chu-chan didn't specify on who sang the song, so I assumed it was Miku Hatsune…
Music starts.
Kyouya: Mou ikiba ga nai wa. Kono koi no netsuryou. Ahh… Haiiro no kumo. MONOCHROME no kesonu. Hizashi wa kageri. Yuugure wa iro wo kaete iku. Aa, sekai ga nijin de. Soredemo suki de irareru ka nante. Wakatteru. Kedo dou sureba ii no. Doushitara. Dou sureba. Baka da na. Watashi. Hajimeru no yo. Kore wa sensou. Ureshi sou na kimi wo miru nante. Sestu naru koi. Sore wa tsumi. Misete ageru. Watashi no omoi wo. Saken de mita MEGAPHONE wa kowareteta no. Dore dake senobi shitatte. Kimi no shikai ni hairanai. Aa, itsunomanika hareta sora. Zenzen niawanai. Kimochi ga osaerare nakute. Doushitara. Dou sureba. Naite nanka. Nain dakara ne. Daisuki. Tatakau no yo. HEART wo ute. Shudan nante eran de rarenai. SKIRT hirari misetsukeru no yo. Kimi no shisen ubatte miseru no. Geigeki youi. Senkyou wa imada furi nano desu. Koi wa moumoku. Kimi no kuchizuke de me ga sameru no.
Music fades.
Everyone: *claps*
Emotive: Now, here is our third to the last darer for today –
Everyone: *looks up at the heavens while a choir of angels sings "Hallelujah"*
Emotive: - is izuzu-chan.
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
This is like so amazingly funny! You are like so amazingly SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME! Since reading this fic I'm like OMG is Emo-chan like my twin. Hibari is really hot too! Can I get into the Dare Base and kiss him on the cheek, please? Oh, and before I forget I love 1827! 1827 FOREVER!
Onto the dares...
1) I dare Hibari to sit on (TYL or TYA) Tsuna's lap. Hibari can only be wearing his school shirt, hugging Tsuna's neck, saying "Tsunayoshi-sama, I need you."
2) I dare the whole Reborn cast to give Emo-chan all the food she wants.
3) I dare Tsuna to jump into Hibari's arms and tell Haru that he is with Hibari now and no one can come between them.
4) I dare Emo-chan to let me into the Dare Base and give her a new weapon which is a scythe with a sword.
5) I dare Dino to make Tsuna cry by kissing Hibari and making him moan in the kiss. (make sure Dino doesn't get any further than just a kiss if he starts touching Hibari use the scythe that I gave you)
sorry for having 6 dares...
6) Once Hibari sees Tsuna crying I dare Hibari to cheer him up. (it can be anything you want it to be just make sure Hibari doesn't bite Dino to death)
Make sure they don't say no! Something bad might end up happen...
Emotive: *sighs wistfully* Yeah, I am amazingly super special awesome, aren't I?
Fran: Yeah, sure Miss Modest…
Emotive: Kihihihi, I've been getting that "are you my twin?" thing a lot lately and yes, Kyou-chan is a sizzling, boiling, dwarf star hot and yes, you may come kiss him. *lets Izuzu-chan in the Base*
Izuzu-chan: *squeals and kisses Kyouya on the cheek*
Kyouya: *smiles happily since he is still under the effect of the happy pills*
Emotive: *gives Kyouya a WTF look*
Izuzu-chan: Thank you! *leaves*
Emotive: Pssh, 1827 is my OTP people! Remember that!
Tsuna: *blush*
Kyouya: *still smiling happily*
Emotive: Now that the beginning comments are done, let's get on to our last batch of dares! *shoots Tsuna with the Ten-Year Bazooka*
TYL Tsuna: *appears through pink smoke*
Kyouya: Hi!
TYL Tsuna: *smiles* Hey there.
Emotive: We still haven't seen his face in the manga… but fanart and the imagination is just as good! *pushes TYL Tsuna onto the couch*
Kyouya: *strips down to his shirt before sitting on TYL Tsuna's lap*
TYL Tsuna: *smirks* Getting intimate, are we?
Kyouya: *hugs and nuzzles Tsuna's neck* Tsunayoshi-sama, I need you…
TYL Tsuna: I know you do.
Emotive: Wao, he's confident… now bring me junk food!
Varia: *brings Emotive junk food*
Emotive: And pizza!
Millefiore: *brings Emotive pizza*
Emotive: And now, I want instant noodles!
Vongola: *brings Emotive instant noodles*
Emotive: *noms on food*
Hayato: You'll get heartburn…
Emotive: *gulps down food with soda* And we're not done anyway, so moving on!
TYL Tsuna: *poofs away*
Kyouya: *hops off of Tsuna and dances around the room*
Everyone: *stares at Kyouya*
Emotive: *pulls Haru out of the Pit of Eternal Darkness*
Haru: Tsuna-san! *hugs Tsuna and cries* It's so scary in there!
Emotive: *glares at Haru*
Tsuna: *pushes Haru away* Haru, I have to tell you something.
Haru: *eyes light up* You love me?! You want to marry me?! You want to have many children with me?!
Emotive: *mutters* Dream on bitch…
Tsuna: No Haru… *jumps into Kyouya's arms*
Kyouya: *smiles widely*
Tsuna: I'm with Hibari-san and no one can come in between us! Not even you!
Haru: *despair*
Kyouya: *runs through a field of flowers with Tsuna in his arms*
Emotive: Where'd the field of flowers come from?
Fran: *raises hand* Thought it'd be appropriate.
Emotive: *sweatdrop*
Haru: *sits in the emo corner*
Emotive: *lets Izuzu-chan into the Base*
Izuzu-chan: Here you go! *hands sword-scythe to Emotive*
Emotive: *eyes shining as she takes it*
Izuzu-chan: You're welcome! *skips out of Base*
Emotive: *grins and huggles sword-scythe* I shall call thee Grim! And I shall reap souls with thee!
Hayato: This isn't Bleach.
Emotive: *evil grin* I didn't say anything about dead souls.
Everyone: *gulps*
Dino: *pushes Tsuna out of Kyouya's arms, pulls Kyouya close, and kisses him*
Emotive: *readies Grim* I shall start with Spazo McSpaz over here…
Fran: You can't Emo-san.
Emotive: Aw man…
Tsuna: *tears start to form in his eyes when he sees Dino and Kyouya kissing*
Kyouya: *pushes Dino away* Ew! Yuck! When was the last time you brushed your teeth!
Dino: *blinks* Huh?
Kyouya: Eugh! Talk about bad breath!
Dino: *discreetly checks breath* Oh…
Emotive: LOL!
Tsuna: *laughs a bit*
Kyouya: *pulls Kyouya close* Tsuna's mouth tastes better… *kisses Tsuna*
Tsuna: *blushes, then kisses back*
Emotive: *takes pics* Better!
Dino: *goes off to brush his teeth*
Emotive: Let's move on to Mysterious Lurker!
-Ahem- I have just one dare for Xanxus and (Adult) Reborn. They must act out a super dramatic scene from a [supposedly non-existent] drama in which Xanxus has just found out that Reborn has been cheating on him with...authoress, you pick! So, after he finds out, Xanxus will confront Reborn about it while in tears, demanding a reason from Reborn. Reborn will say that he no longer loves Xanxus and leave him to go to whoever the authoress picks. There will be sad, dramatic music playing while Xanxus falls to his knees and weeps. And that will be the end of the scene. So, that's my dare and a big thank you to the authoress for taking it into consideration. Ciao!
Emotive: Ooooh! This looks like fun! Let's see if Xanxus is a great actor!
Xanxus: Hmph…
Emotive: I don't think we can use a Rebot for this…
Adult Reborn: *bursts into the Dare Base*
Almost everyone: Reborn!
Emotive: You escaped the grasp of your kidnapper!
Reborn: *smirk* As if anyone can kidnap the greatest hitman in the world.
Emotive: Okay then! Let's start acting out the scene! *sits in director's chair* And ACTION!
Scene is in a grand mansion where Reborn is in the bedroom, packing his bags.
Xanxus: *bursts into the room* Where are you going?
Reborn: *silent*
Xanxus: *glares* You're going to him, aren't you? To that… that… slut!
Reborn: Shouichi is not a slut.
Xanxus: *begins to cry* Then why?! Why are you leaving me for him?! I gave you everything! I devoted myself to you! I was loyal to you! I loved you! How could you do this to me?!
Reborn: *indifferent* The reason is simple… I just don't love you anymore.
Xanxus: *shocked as tears stream down his face*
Reborn: *hefts bags and heads out of the room* I'll send someone to get the rest of my things… *pauses* Goodbye, Xanxus. *leaves*
Xanxus is left alone in the room to weep.
Emotive: Aaaaaaand… CUT! Print! Great job everyone!
Xanxus: *walks to his trailer with a huff*
Emotive: Kihihihi, this crying scene is great blackmail material.
Everyone: *silently crying from the drama*
Emotive: *rolls eyes* Oh come on! You actually cry about those things?!
Tsuna: *holding back tears* Like you don't!
Emotive: Uh, not unless one or the other is close to dying or whatnot… I cried in 2012 because that scientist dude was saying goodbye to his dad. Now that is heartfelt drama.
Everyone: Whatever…
Emotive: *sigh* And here is the very last dare of all… from Kiharu Lamperouge.
Hi, just wanted to say thanks for doing such great work with the dares and stuff. You are a fanfiction goddess, my friend. And dont worry, no dares from me. But... I do sorta have one, for you! I dare you to smack unpolitely upside the head or kick into the pit of Doom all the people who give you 20 dares after you've asked for the umpteenth time for no more than 5, plus the ones that send them to you after you've asked them to hold off for a bit. I'm kind of annoyed on your behalf, lol... Wait. No I'm not. I'm a good girl and I stick to the 5D rule, so why should other greedy little fangirls get to have extra fun at your expense? *grs at the greedy fangirls*
Wow. When did I become such a meanie? *grrs at self*
Emotive: Thanks for being annoyed on my behalf! At least someone cares… but since I still want to be polite, I will not name those people for you guys know who you are… *smacks all those mentioned with the defaults above*
Tsuna: What do we do now Emo-san?
Emotive: Well… since it's the Christmas season, here's a special little thing dedicated to those wonderful readers out there!
Hayato: Don't tell me, you're going to make us –
Emotive: Sing a song!
Hayato: I knew it.
Emotive: For those Rebotards, I'm sure you know the title of this song. For those who don't, I'll tell you later. It's such a beautiful song… so, so beautiful… probably my new addiction.
Vongola Famiglia: *assembles on the stage*
Everyone else: *settles in chairs*
Music starts:
Hayato: Kono sora wa doko e, hirogatteiru no. (The sky spreads somewhere.) Kono michi wa doko e, tsuzuite iru no. (I'll continue in this path somewhere)
Takeshi: Kinou yori asu ga, tooku ni mietemo. (Compared to yesterday, tomorrow seems further away.) Yakusoku no bashou de, kimi ga matte iru. (I'm waiting for in you in the promised place.)
Tsuna: Hitori de wa nani mo dekinai,(I can't do anything when I'm alone.)Boku dakedo kimi wo mamoritai kara.(But because I want to protect you.)
Kyouya: Tsuyoku naru, sonna omoi ga, (The thoughts of becoming stronger,) yuuki ataete kureru. (gives me courage.)
Ryohei: Hitori de wa nani mo dekinai. (I can't do anything when I'm alone.) Bokura demo minna o mamoru tame. (But we, in order to protect everyone)
Mukuro: Tsuyoku naru, sonna omoi ga,(The thoughts of becoming stronger,)chikara o hakobun de kuru.(carry a power in it.)
Kyoko: Sabishiikutte namida, koubosu hi mo atta.(Tears of loneliness, there's a day when it spilled.)Kuyashiikutte namida tomaranagata. (Tears of regret can not be stopped.)
Haru: Kagami ni utsuuta, ano hino jibun ni. (Me from that day reflected at the mirror.)Yakusoku no basho de, mune o hareru yo ni. (At the promised place that spread in this heart.)
Lambo: Ippozutsu mae ni susumou. (Only a little more we went forward)Sono tabi ni shiren ga matta itemo. (The time trial also waiting.)
I-Pin: Furimukeba sasaete kureru, (If we swing forward and support each other.)Nakama ga genki kureru. (We'll give our friends happiness.)
Reborn: Ippozutsu mae ni susumou. (Only a little more we went forward.) Nando demo tachikokatte ikeru. (No matter how many times, we'll stand up.)
Tsuna: Itsudatte me ni wa mienai. (Whenever something can not be seen in our eyes.) Ai ni mamorare teiru. (I'll protect you with love.)
Kyouya: Kokoro kara, arigatou ieru. (From this heart, I said thank you.)
Ryohei: Sonna hi ga kuru, shinjite yukou. (I believe that day will come someday.)
Mukuro: Kono mune ni yume ga aru kagiri. (As long as there's dream in this heart.)
Lambo: Bokura no tabi wa tsuzuku yo. (Our journey continues.)
Tsuna: Oozora ni te o kazaseba hora. (In the blue sky, extend your hand, see.)
Gokudera: Hanarete itemo te to te tsunageru. (Even if we're separated, our hands are connected.)
Yamamoto: Mamoritai egao mabushisa ni. (In the shining smile that I want to protect.)
Reborn: Kagayaku kimi wa sou FAMIRI. (The shining you is, right, family.)
Tsuna: Kono kaze wa doko e, tsutawatte yukuno. (Where's this wind going to transmit?)Kono hoshi wa doko e, megutte yukuno. (Where's this planet going around?)
Reborn: Donna ashita demo, tashikameni yukou. (No matter what kind of tomorrow comes, I'll certainly go on.)Ima no boku ni datte, kitto imi ga aru. (Even if now in me, there's surely a reason.)
Kyoko: Ano koro no, mishiranu bashou ni. (That time, at the unseen place.)
Haru: Tadoritsuki kimi to warai atteru. (You arrive and laugh.)
Adult I-pin: Bukiyou ni kowashite yume mo. (Even if in the unused thing, and even in the broken dream.)
Kyoko, Haru, I-Pin: Kokoro ni hana o sakasu. (The flowers in this heart blooms)
Mukuro: Kiri ga kakatte. (Mist hanged in the sky.)
Kyouya: Kumo ga araware. (Clouds appeared.)
Yamamoto: Fukitsukeru ame. (Rain sprayed.)
Adult Lambo: Okotta TANDARU. (Occurring the thunder.)
Hayato: Arashi no ato no. (After the storm.)
Ryohei: Harema ni itsumo. (The sun always shine.)
Tsuna: Subete o tsutsumu oozora. (All of them leads to blue sky.)
All: Kokoro kara arigatou ieru. (From this heart, I say "thank you") Sonna hi ga kuru shinjite yukou. (I believe that day will come someday.)Kono mune ni yume ga aru kagiri. (As long as there're dreams in this heart.) Jiyuu no tsubasa hirogete. (Spread your wings of freedom.)Oozora ni te ogazaseba hora hanarete itemo te to te tsu ageru. (Extend your hands in the blue sky, see, even if we're separated, we're connected hand in hand.)Mamoritai egao mabushisa ni, ikiru bokura wa (ichi, ni, san) sou FAMIRI, FAMIRI! (In the shining smiles that I want to protect, we who are alive are [one, two, three] family, family!)
Music fades.
Emotive: *wipes tears from eyes* "Yakuso no Bashou de" is such a beautiful song… *sniffs* Merry Christmas and Happy New Year people! I'll be seeing you around in my other fics! Thank you so much for reading this and letting me have my fun, but it is time to move on! Everyone say goodbye!
Everyone: Goodbye! *waves*
Emotive: *waves* Ja ne!
Kyouya: *waves enthusiastically* We'll see you again, ne! (XD)
Emotive: Note to self, hide all of the happy pills lest someone gets any ideas…
Kyouya: (XD)
THE END