To Santana: So have I converted you? :)
To Rachel: ok i'll admit that is wusn't compltly horrible. but i think im still gonna have 2 eat sum meat and meat byproducts every now and then. otherwise snix will lose it.
To Rachel: Also, ur dad is fucking terrifying so plz never leave me alone w/ him again.
To Santana: Daddy's harmless. Mostly. Uh oh…Finn's coming over and it looks like he's on a mission. Text you in a second.
To Rachel: wut does that overgrown sack of walking potatos want?
To Rachel: Rach?
To Rachel: Rachel wut did he want?
To Santana: Stay away from Rachel.
To Rachel: oh fuck no. finnept u've got 1 second 2 give that phone back 2 rachel and clear the fucking town before i tear this school apart looking 4 u.
*Calls Rachel* *No Answer*
To Rachel: Rachel stay where u r im coming now.
To Santana: Crisis averted! No need for slayings. We had a short, but heated argument. He was holding the phone over his head texting you, and obviously I couldn't reach. Brittany kicked him in the shins and he dropped it.
To Santana: But could you still come to the English room? I need a hug.
To Rachel: did he hurt u becuz i swear to fucking god i will mount his moobs on my wall if he did. and babe u must b high if u think im just gonna let hudson get away with this.
To Rachel: and ill b there n a min just let me call off the search party. damn useful those baby cheerios r.
To Santana: I'm perfectly fine - it was just an argument. And I'm going to just ignore the fact that you actually have minions.
To Rachel: WE have minions babe. Wuts mine is urs. B there in a sec. Hold tite.
To Rachel: I'll be right here waiting.