Title:Alphabet Soup.

Disclaimer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. DON'T BE SILLY. VOCALOID ISN'T MINE YET.

Dedication:To . . . You?

Words:769 (so . . . . short . . . /shot.)

Warning: Twincest. I think that's it!

Number Ten: Alphabet Soup;;

26 letters in the alphabet; 26 words for Len and Rin.

Always

"We'll be together," he promised, "forever and always."

And she believed him.

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Bread

Len never cared much for bread, but when Rin baked him some in her frilly pink apron, pouting as it came out burnt (and looking absolutely dreadful, but at least she looked edible), Len found himself having a new-found appreciation for it.

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Color

"What's your favorite color?"

Usually, he would have had to pause to consider it, but with just a quick glance at his twin at his side, he answered "blue" as it was the color of her eyes.

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Dance

"Wanna dance?"

She giggled as she accepted his offer, "Sure."

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Emergency

Len Kagamine had never panicked more than when his sister fell down the stairs, landed in an awkward position (are arms supposed to bend that way?) and promptly began screaming.

"Meiko-nee, come quick—it's an emergency!"

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Fruits

Bananas and oranges. Len and Rin.

Two very different fruits, two very different people (because, let's face it, they are individuals).

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Gift

"If it's from you, then it's enough." He chuckled as he accepted the gift.

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Happy

"You're always so happy."

Rin chose not to point out that it was because she was always with him.

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Ice Cream

"Who took my ice cream?"

The blue-haired Vocaloid did not miss the twins' sudden guilty expressions.

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Joke

"It was just a joke!" Len defended himself from Rin's furious pinches and accusations (really, with Rin, they were the same thing).

"Oh sure, of course it was!"

"It was! . . . What are you doing with that? Oh my god—Someone save me! Aaaahhh!"

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Kiss

"Kiss me." She commanded before closing her eyes, waiting.

Len blushed, "Uhm. Okay." Before giving her a quick peck on the cheek.

"That's not what I mea—"

She found it suddenly hard to talk, what with her mouth occupied as it was.

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Love

"Say it. Out loud." "Vampire."

Rin's giggles turned into full-blown laughter and Len found that he had to pause the movie (thank God—he didn't think he could survive Twilight the second time around; he barely lived through the first).

"Rin?'

"Say it." She crawled on top of him, pressing her forehead to his, "Out loud."

". . . I love you."

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Mine

She glared at the confused Hatsune.

"He's mine." Her voice was dripping with metaphoric venom, "So back off."

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Never

"Augh, when are you going to learn to just leave me alone?"

"Never."

And thus ended the first Kagamine argument.

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Often

Len found himself waking up often at night to check that his sister was still there, beside him.

She always was.

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Pair

Rin and Len. Len and Rin. They were like a pair of shoes; you can't have one without the other (or, well, you can, but then it just wouldn't be right.)

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Queen

"Screw being a princess—I'm the queen."

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Roadroller

"Merry Christmas, you two!"

"Meiko-nee . . . what's that?"

"I dunno, I think it's called a 'roadroller'. I just got it for free and I have nothing to do with it, so . . ."

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Summer

Nothing was more beautiful than Rin in the summer.

But that's because she refused to wear a bikini during any other season (Len knows; he's tried).

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Touch

All he wanted to do was touch her . . .

"But it tickles!"

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Understand

Their eyes met and, even without the exchange of word, they were able to perfectly understand each other.

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Vocaloid

The pair considered the offer carefully. "Rin, should we . . . ?"

"Only if you do. I want us to be able to do it together."

"Of course. Always. Together."

They smiled and, in a month's time, they made their official debut as Vocaloid's.

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Water

To Rin, being deprived of Len was like being deprived of water—she would die.

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X-Ray

When Kaito asked Len what superpower he would want to have, the reply was instant.

"I want X-Ray vision so I can see what color Rin's panties are everyday—if she's even wearing any."

When Rin found out about is, she turned red from embarrassment before saying that, if he really wanted to know, he just needed to ask.

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You

"If . . . If you had to choose between me and . . . I dunno, your own life, I guess. Well, which would you choose?"

He turned to her, "You. Every single time."

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Zenith

No one could be at their zenith eternally, but the twins sure did try.

A/N;; Hahahaha.

I'm not dead.

I know. Shocking.

My updates are going to be slower for two reasons:

1) I'm grounded

2) My brother has a tumor.

The latter of which is going to bring about a darker writing style for a while (yes, I can predict this; I already have five more oneshots written, and they're all a bit . . . dark. I'm going to try to throw in random, funny ones in between the darker ones, though).

So, yeah. HAHAHAHA.

I was having major writer's block and I was complaining to a friend about it and she got fed up with it so she gave me some paper then told me to write one word for each letter in the alphabet (A/Apple, B/Banana, etc.) I did. Then she told me to write little bits about each one (as seen above) so . . . my brain decided to make it Rin/Len for you guys! Hahahaha!

Now I'm off to work on my German homework.

Good day to you all.