HIIIIIIIII

I JUST HAS 7 CHOCOLATE BARRRRRRRZ
THIS IZ ALL IN DA POV OF UH... Deadly Rose.
Yeah, that's it.
Rima: She's drunk.
Me: I am not god for drunks sake.
Rima: ... My point exactly.
Nagihiko: Wow, I didn't know chocolate bars had alcohol in them...
Me: -sways- they 'on't... MWHAHAHAHAHA!

"Hello Rima-chan~", I say sweetly.

She stares at me. She knows something is up.

I stare back at her, a evily sweet grin platered on my black eyed face.

"What are you upto, princess?" My voice is dark. She doesn't answer.

Just stares.

"No answer, princess?" I say, walking forward to her. I'm a few feet away from her when she says coldly to me:

"I'm no princess, fucktard." Her head spins up and slams my chin.

"My own heart!" She says while I'm distracted. "UNLOCK!"

The princess is character transforming... but I don't allow it.

"COLD GLOW!" I yell the attack, spinning one of my double scythes, creating shadows that span out.

They lock around Rima's arms and legs. The shadows form around Kusu Kusu's egg, locking her inside.

The chara-nari isn't able to continue.

Rima makes a clicking noise with her tounge.

"Fuck you", she says, her voice annoyed.

"I like your approach, Princess", I say a wicked grin sliding onto my face.

"Let me fucking go!" She struggles but it's no use. "Argh. Damn you!"

I poke my tounge at her. She glares at me and I laugh a hollow laugh.

"Now now, Princess. I'm not harming you in anyway right?" I ask innocently.

"Oh no, apart from the fact that you have me tied up and the shadow-chains-whatevers are digging into my skin. So no, I'm not being harmed in ANYYYYYYY way, dumb ass", she spits at me. Oh how she pisses me off sometimes.

I laugh my evil laugh, and I hear her murmur "monkey" as I laugh.

"Princess, I love you", I blurt it suddenly.

She looks at me with a very shocked expression.

"... What?" she asks astounded.

Without another word, I walk over and lock my lips against hers.

And she spits. In my mouth.

I lean away, disgusted.

"No chance, fucktard", she grins at me and for just a split second, the shadows weaken.

She takes the chance and kicks and claws her way free.

She grabs Kusu Kusu's egg just as I jump on her, pinning her to the ground.

She struggles against my weight and manages to roll herself on top of me.

She grabs my head, lifts it up then slam it back down.
Stars explode in my vision and when I finaly am able to look straight, the weight of her is gone and I can see her sprinting away, making her second escape today.

"Good luck, princess." I say to myself. "And let the chase begin."

I get up and prance slpwly back to the castle.

A idea dawns on me and I smile evily.

This plan will make the game so much more fun.

I have recently boticed my increased speed in updates...
Rima: WHY THE HELL WAS THE LAST CHAPTER TITLED:
RIMA ANGRY! RIMA SMASH!
Me: I was-
Nagihiko: Wait it was? -checks last chapter- ... AH HA HA HA HA HA!
Rima: I hate you so much...
Nagihiko: I know~