Dora Spoof Chapter 10: Dora…..LIVE!
(News music plays in background)
Dora: Hi! This is News Reporter Dora!
Boots: And News Reporter Boots!
Dora: Today we're going to talk about secrets!
Boots: Like, did you know that Dora secretly has an IQ similar to an ostrich?
Dora: I do not! Did you know that Boots has 20 toes and hides them with his boots!
Boots: That is not true! (Muttering) How did she know?!
Dora: Now, let's talk about Benny the Bull. Did you know that he is allergic to Wii systems?
Benny: That is so not true Dora S. T. U. P. I. D. Marquez!
Dora: So what if all my middle names form the word stupid? At least I don't have nose hair!
Issa the Iguana: I do not! Liar!
Dora: This show does not lie!
Boots: Did you know that Tico the Squirrel, CAN actually speak Spanish!
Tico: I do not! I mean….Hola?
Boots: What is with all these secrets?
Dora: Did you know that Boot's favorite tv show character is Barney!
Boots: So what!
Dora: Boots! That guy cussed out kids and hid drugs in his costume!
Boots: He did?!
Dora: That's why I didn't let you watch that last episode!
Boots: Why didn't you tell me?
Dora: Another secret. Boots secretly pees in his pants when he's mad!
Boots: HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Dora: I'm a reporter. I know everything!
Boots: Then what's pii times 3?
Dora: Um…er…..THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT!
(News music plays to end the show)
Dora: And that's all the time we have! Tune in next week to see the next topic.
Boots: Totally Embarrassing Moments!
Dora: Au Revoir!
Boots: You're supposed to be Spanish!
Dora: Oh yeah. Adios!
(Fading away from Boots and Dora)
Boots: You know you could do better next tim….
Dora: SHUT UP YOU STUPID PIECE OF FOOTWEAR!!!