Note: Well today is December 21, 2012, the end of the world. Nothing is happening, so I guess that is completely inaccurate. On with the story!
Disclaimer: Yeah, you know the drill.
Doctor Elizabeta Hedervary was sitting at her desk, finishing up some autopsy reports for the day. She was still wondering about those two guys in suits and the sudden loss of part of her memory.
"Why can't I remember any important details about that body?" She thought. "I remember that one of those guys was holding a pen in front of my face, was that really a pen?" She then finished the last report for the last body. "I can't think, I had a rough day, I should probably go home and just sleep."
Just as Elizabeta was placing the reports in a folder, Orion the cat jumped onto her desk, catching her by surprise. After a moment she relaxed and started to pet the poor cat, wondering how he feels from losing his owner.
While stroking his coat Elizabeta started to talk to him, "I'm sorry about your owner you poor thing, I'll make sure you get to a good home, I'd take care of you myself but I don't have the time to take care of a pet." She then took a look at his collar and notices the word 'ORION' on it.
"Orion?" She asked, "That's a good name." She then noticed a little marble on the collar, "what do you have on your collar Orion?" She took a closer look at the marble and saw that it was no ordinary marble; it had an entire galaxy inside it. She couldn't stop staring at the tiny galaxy as she said, "Wow…"
At that moment, the alien bug walked inside the entrance of the morgue and went to speak with the receptionist who was listening to his headphones while holding a flyswatter.
The receptionist saw the farmer and asked, "Yes, can I help you?"
The bug spoke, "I'm looking for a cat, and he was with a friend of mine named Rosenberg when I heard he died, the cat's mine."
The receptionist didn't really care as he thought this job was boring, he saw a fly on the counter and whacked it with the flyswatter. The bug was not happy about that. "Sorry about that but these flies get on my nerves," he then took out a document as another fly appeared, "Okay, you claim this cat is yours, well I'm going to need to see proof of ownership and-" he stopped to whack the other fly. "God damned flies! Where are they coming from?"
The bug had enough of this slaughter of his own kind and said, "Please don't do that…"
The receptionist was a little stressed, "What, you got a problem with me killing flies, they're annoying and they deserve to die!"
This was the final straw for the bug, he then put his hands on the counter as he said in a defensive tone, "They're, family…" Then cockroaches started to come out of his sleeves. The receptionist was by then scared out his mind and his instincts were telling him to run for it as soon as he could.
Meanwhile, England and America were getting near the morgue, England was clearly not happy and America was eating a cheeseburger.
"If you hadn't stopped the car just to get a cheeseburger, we would have caught up to him by now!" England yelled.
America responded with his mouth full, "I was hungry, you can't hunt down evil aliens with an empty stomach you know."
They finally arrived at the morgue, when they went inside the room looked like it was in the middle of a tornado. The receptionist was hiding under his desk; he looked like he was about to wet himself.
America went up to him while England searched the room with his weapon out. The receptionist was trying to speak but couldn't get the words out. "Hey buddy," America started, "I know you're in shock right now but please tell me what happened."
"B-b-bug, b-b-big, t-took Doctor and c-c-cat, g-going t-to t-t-take a-a s-spaceship," he said in a stuttering voice.
England came up to them and asked, "Where is this spaceship?"
He replied, "I-I-I t-think h-h-he s-said, s-something a-a-about t-t-towers in p-pavilion o-of p-p-park." Having all the information they could get, the two agents put on their shades and neuralyzed the receptionist.
They went outside where other MIB agents had arrived to clean everything up. England turned to America and told him, "Just so you know Yankee, there are hidden alien spaceships in certain structures of the city, you know this city better than I do so where do you think he's going?"
America thought about this for a minute, he snapped his fingers and immediately told England, "The New York State Pavilion in Flushing Meadows, it has two observation towers that have disks at the top of them, I knew they looked like UFOs."
"Where?" England asked.
"Flushing Meadows is in Queens!" America replied.
"Let's go then." England said, heading towards the LTD.
They got into the LTD and started to drive towards Queens, America noticed England was going towards the tunnels. "Wait a minute you're taking the tunnels?"
"Know any better way to get to Queens?" England retorted.
Recalling his experiences as not only a cop, but as New York citizen, America stated, "The tunnels are going to be packed!"
As they went into the tunnel, cutting off a few cars in the process, England asked, "Remember the red button on the handle?" America looked at it, "Yeah?" "Push the button now!"
America did so and England added, "You better put on your seat belt." America noticed the car started to change, two rocket boosters appeared behind the car, "England, ENGLAND!" The boosters ignited and they were moving towards the slow moving traffic. America screamed fearing his death until England moved the car onto the wall and then onto the ceiling, considering they were moving so fast. America didn't put on his seatbelt and as a result, fell onto the top part of inside the car.
England was very calm, suggesting he did this many times, he then said, "For a man your age, you're very tense, you need to learn to relax, find joy in what you do." He then took a Beatles CD and put it into the radio, "You like music?" England asked. Then the song 'I want to hold your hand' by the Beatles started to play. "Much better," he said, and then he started to sing along. (It's best to start listening to the song before reading on.)
"Oh yeah I'll, tell you something"
"I think you'll understand."
"When I, say that something"
"I want to hold your hand!"
"I want to hold your hand."
"I want to hold your hand."
While the song is playing America was struggling to get up.
"Oh please, say to me,"
"You'll let me be your man."
"And please, say to me,"
"You'll let me hold your hand!"
"You'll let me hold your hand,"
"I want to hold your hand."
America saw a construction sign ahead, "England, ENGLAND!" England quickly moved out of the way.
"And when I touch you I feel happy, inside."
"It's such a feeling that my love,"
"I can't hide,"
"I can't hide,"
"I can't hide!"
America gave England a look as he watched him sing along to the song. "You do realize John Lennon is dead, right?"
England took offense to that and retorted, "No, John Lennon is not dead, he just went home!"
"Yeah you, got that something,"
"I think you'll understand."
"When I, say that something,"
"I want to hold your hand!"
"I want to hold your hand,"
"I want to hold your hand."
They came to the end of the tunnel, England moved to the wall then landed on the ground, deactivating the boosters, they cut off a few more cars and then crash through all toll gate, but England threw out correct change into the toll station to pay for the entry.
"And when I touch you I feel happy, inside."
"It's such a feeling that my love,"
"I can't hide,"
"I can't hide,"
"I can't hide!"
"Yeah you, got that something,"
"I think you'll understand."
"When I, feel that something,"
"I want to hold your hand!"
"I want to hold your hand,"
"I want to hold your hand!"
"I want to hold your hand!"
Note: Admit it, England would listen to the Beatles. Anyways it's now nighttime here on the end of the world and still nothing is happening. I guess life continues then.