LAST TIME

After Tenten had left, Kazuki and Chisa shared a good laugh together. "So who is the kid?" Chisa asked. Kazuki quickly answer, "My best friend's own son, Uzumaki Naruto" Chisa's smile widened. She had met the boy had approved of him. Kazuki saw the smile and chuckled, "I think your joke went to far with the 'grandchildren' thing." Chisa gave Kazuki a weird smirk, "I wasn't kidding! I want grandchildren damn it!!!" Kazuki sighed at his own wife's statement and walked back to the counter, "Welcome back Naruto-kun"

CHAPTER 10

Not long after Naruto and Konohamaru left Kazuki's shop, the two young boys where now back on the streets as Naruto lead Konohamaru to their next destination. Both boys where silent as Konohamaru was very excited as he did not know what Naruto was going to do now. Naruto on the other hand was silent for a very different reason. "Thank Kami for this mask" Naruto thought as they entered a busy part of the town. "This mask hides my true identity from the villagers" he thought to himself once again as he saw recognized some of the villagers that attacked him in the past.

Naruto suddenly felt a wave of sadness in him as memories of his childhood before his training flooded his mind.

FLASHBACK

A four year-old Naruto is seen walking around the Orphanage he once lived in. His cloths, tattered and ripped. His blonde hair dirty and very messy. His face, covered with dirt and bruises, and his skinny body showed his bones as if he had not had a proper meal in days. FInally after a few minutes of walking Naruto enters a giant room where the sound of others are heard.

"I hope they serve me today, I haven't eaten right for three days" Naruto thought as he waited in line obediently waiting in line. Other kids started to also line up behind him as the line slowly moved. Unfortunately for Naruto, as he was just about three plates behind the serving table, a boy behind him yelled at Naruto.

"Hey! What are you doing cutting!?" screamed a boy from the back as he pointed towards Naruto and that quickly got the attention of everyone in the dinning hall. "Nani! What I did not!" Naruto defended himself. In no time a woman and a man walked up to Naruto. The two glared at the young blonde with every step closer. "Brat! Why did you cut in line?" yelled the man with much venom in his voice. Naruto was about to defend himself again, but before he could even say another word the woman voiced her opinion. "You couldn't even wait for your turn, you greedy bastard! Look at all these other nice children who waited patiently, but you just thought for your self and cut in line!" the woman yelled at the top of her voice at Naruto.

"But I didn't do anything!" Naruto desperately cried back. He was hungry and waited quietly for his turn. He did not do anything wrong. "Please believe me!" Naruto begged. "SHUT UP DEMON!!!" the man yelled at Naruto, while Naruto flinched from the scream. "But-" Get in the back of the line and wait for your turn, NOW!" the woman ordered, interrupting Naruto's plea. Naruto silently sighed to exert out a little of the sadness he was feeling.

Naruto quickly got out of is spot in line and walked towards the back, looking down with tears forming around his eyes. While everyone else snickered and bad mouthed the poor boy. Naruto finally reached the end of the line. He had passed a whole lot of people to reach the end. By now Naruto was as hungry as ever, as he watched the boy who caused this problem got an extra big scoop of rice and fish. "I didn't even cut in line" Naruto whispered to himself making sure that no one could hear him.

The line moved extremely slowly for Naruto. He watched as other children received their plates and ate away. That was bad enough for Naruto, but he was so hungry that it hurt to see that so many of the other orphans wasted so much food. "So hungry, it isn't fair!" Naruto thought until he noticed that it was his turn to receive some food. Naruto walked up to the woman who was working the serving counter and grabbed an empty bowl. He awaited for the woman to put his share of food in.

The woman just looked at Naruto and sneered. "Onegai, may I have some food?" Naruto asked politely. The woman sneered once more, but she grabbed Naruto's plate and dropped some of the food into his plate. Luckily, Naruto did receive food, but sadly the amount in which he received was a different story. Most of the other kids received at least a scoop of rice the size of a ten year-old's fist while Naruto received a scoop which he could probably eat in just two bites. His fish wasn't good either. The average fish which was served was about five to seven inches, while his was around 2 and a half at most, the fact that the fish was as thin as five sheets of paper certainly did not help.

Sighing Naruto obediently took the plate and began to walk towards a table which no one was sitting at. "At least I got food this time" Naruto thought sadly as he sat down at a table, alone. Finally setting his plate down and sitting down himself, Naruto started to dig in. He ate his food as fast as he could. He knew what was the consequence in he did not. "So far he hasn't bothered me with my food yet"

Just as Naruto finished his thought, a boy looking at least five years-older than him, appeared in front of him. Naruto knew what was going to happen next. "Hey, give me your rice" the boy demanded as he reached for Naruto's rice with out waiting for an answer. Usually Naruto would 'share', meaning the boy would take almost if not all of his food, but Naruto had not eaten anything right for a while.

"Gomen, but I am very hungry and I would like to eat it all to my fill" Naruto said in his four year-old voice as he swiftly moved his bowl away from the boy's reaching hand, which caused the boy to miss. "I said I want your rice, so give it NOW!" the boy yelled in an intimidating voice to the four year-old Naruto. The boy tried to grasp the rice once again, but failed as Naruto moved the bowl away.

"Leave me alone already!" Naruto ordered. After a while, the struggle continued. Normally if something like this happened, the adults would step in, but since it involved the 'demon,' all adults simply turned a cold shoulder. ""That's it!" the boy screamed and grabbed Naruto by the collar and drew his fist back, then swung it forward and hit square in the jaw. "Gah!" Naruto gasped out when he felt the punch. The impact caused him to fall back with a bleeding mouth.

Tears formed in his eyes, slightly blurring his vision. "My lunch no!" Naruto screamed at the boy who began to chow down Naruto's food. The boy quickly finished the bowl and threw the empty bowl at Naruto. The bowl flew and hit Naruto's head. It did not hurt nor did or could do damage. Since all the bowls where made of plastic. Though that was not the point, the fact the empty bowl, which was once filled with his food, hit Naruto was like an insult.

The boy chuckled, "Mmmm..." the boy said as Naruto got up, "...that was good..." the boy continued and Naruto began to get angry, "...just like all the other times..."Naruto tightened his fist and drew his right leg back, "...I took your lun-AAAHH!" the boy was on the verge of completing his insult, but did not as Naruto threw one swift kick towards the boy's 'jewels.'

Naruto had just let out some of his pent up anger towards the boy. "I know that was not the answer, but he deserved it!" Naruto thought, but he had to admit, that did feel good to kick some jerk like the boy in the balls. Naruto watched the boy lay on the ground and hold the area between his legs while whining in pain. "S-sorry, but you always took my lunch! I couldn't take t anymo-" Naruto was suddenly grabbed by the collar again and pushed against the wall with much force and was held there.

"What the hell did you, Demon!" a man yelled as he held Naruto up and punched him in the gut. "Answer!" he forcefully yelled once.

"I-I-I, kicked him" Naruto softly said in a quiet voice. Another punch was thrown at his stomach, "That's it! First you cut in line in front of all those poor children and now you beat this poor child for no reason!" the man yelled right into Naruto's face. The man knew the whole story, hell every single adult knew the whole story, but an opportunity like this was too great to pass, as it was a great excuse to kick the 'demon spawn' out.

Naruto gasped quietly as he was pictured as the one at fault. It was clearly the other boy's fault. "But it was him who started it!" Naruto yelled towards the man. That out burst earned him a slap from another woman who confronted Naruto, "Never yell at some like that again, Bastard!" the woman roared. Naruto now had a red mark on his left cheek, but he did not care anymore, he got beat up everywhere anyway.

"It was him who started it I said! He came up to me and tried to steal my food, again!" Naruto continued to defend his innocents, but unfortunately for Naruto his second out break gave him another punch to his gut. His stomach was probably bruised from the abuse. "Shut it! The boy probably was still hungry and wanted some from you! And being the greedy bastard you are you rejected him and kicked him since you got annoyed!" the man accused Naruto as he began to drag Naruto out of the building with some others.

The man continued to drag Naruto, who was trying to break free of being dragged, and ended up in front of the Orphanage exit. All the adults smirked evilly at Naruto who in turned felt his blood run cold as everyone knew what was going to happen next. "You are nothing but unwanted shit!" one man stated. "Now after all this time, we have a real 'reason' to kick the demon out" another said. "We can't kill you, but living on the streets will!" one final man said as Naruto still struggled to get out of the grip one of the men had on him. "Y-y-you can't do that! Please!" Naruto pleaded, but the next thing he saw was the sky then the ground.

Naruto hit the ground...hard. It caused all the air in him to escape, but he quickly got air back in his lungs and turned around to see the Orphanage's doors closed and most likely, locked.

Naruto's life had gotten worst from there on.

END FLASHBACK

Naruto's anger began to rise. Recently, every time Naruto began thinking about his treatment in Konoha, his emotions began to get the best of him, but fortunately Naruto could always calm them down. "I need to calm down. I can't let my emotions get the best of me!" Naruto thought as he and Konohamaru continued to walk across the town.

"Naruto-nii-san, where are we going?" Konohamaru asked. "We are going to one of Konoha's inner forest. I want to teach you the technique in a secluded area" Naruto responded. Konohamaru nodded and picked up the pace with excitement, "Hurry Nii-san!" Naruto smiled under his mask. Konohamaru's childish attitude. It was enough to calm Naruto down. "Let's go! Yatta!" Naruto yelled as his childish attitude was still in him.

JUST OUTSIDE OF THE INNER-FOREST

The two boys stopped at the entrance of the inner-forest. Naruto and Konohamaru was just about to enter until Naruto thought of something, "Hmm, I should have gotten some examples for Konohamaru. It may help I guess" Naruto made a quick hand seal, "Kaga Bunshin no Jutsu" Naruto said and a small puff of smoke appeared next to him.

"A Kage Bunshin no jutsu?" Konohamaru said to himself as he looked at the two Narutos. "Nii-san? What kind of clone is that? It looks the same as a regular bunshins but what does it have to do with kages?" Konohamaru asked as he looked at each Naruto back and forth.

Naruto smirked as he decided to show off a little. "Easy a regular clone is not physical right?" Konohamaru nodded. "So a clone normal bunshin can not do things like this, right?" the clone said as he walked up to Konohamaru and gave him a light noogie. "Oi! Quit...hey your clone is real!" Naruto grinned a huge grin under his mask. "Yup!" the clone and Naruto said in unison. "Can you teach me Nii-san?" Konohamaru had stars in his eyes from his little day dream that appeared in his mind.

Naruto chuckled a little, "Not surprised that, it is an S-class jutsu." Naruto dragged the words 'S-class' to make sure the scarf wearing boy got the idea. "So will you teach it to me?" Konohamaru now asked as the thought of having a S-class jutsu in his arsenal. Naruto chuckled once again, "Sorry, but I can't nor can you learn it" Naruto stated as his clone boredly walked stood their as it lost interest, "Oi, bosu(boss) I guess I'll go and get the supplies for this activity?" Naruto nodded as his clone disappeared back into the town.

"So anyway, before you ask, the reason I can't teach you that technique is that it is one of the forbidden jutsus, which I got special permission from Ojii-san to learn, and for the fact you have nowhere near the capacity of holding the minimum amount of chakra needed to create at least one." Naruto went into lecture mode while Konohamaru looked slightly dejected from not being able to learn that 'ultra-mega-super-duper-as-good-as-ramen-cool jutsu, but he quickly got over it, "Fine, but once I am able to hold that much chakra then can you teach me?" asked Konohamaru who had that look of determination in his eyes once again. Naruto smirked and showed Konohamaru a thumbs up, "You got it!"

The two now entered the forest as some minor thought clicked in Konohamaru's head, "Why did you send that clone out to get some supplies? Earlier you took down the Hokage and two other guys! Couldn't you use some super speed jutsu to get it in a snap?" Naruto yawned, "I can't because..." he said grimly and continued, "...too lazy" Naruto said as he yawned again with a deep stretch and continued to walk. Konohamaru on the other hand sweatdropped, "He took out a kage twice in the same day, knows a S-class jutsu, and also I noticed he knocked out that ANBU guy before he entered Ojii-san's office today! But now he says he can't get the supplies. He started to sound like he had a good reason, but it ws just because he was too lazy!" Konohamaru went crazy in his mind as he stopped walking for a while.

Naruto sensed that Konohamaru had stopped and stopped himself as he thought about his answer, "Kuso, I really am getting lazy, Kakashi-sensei must be rubbing off me! Eh, could have been worst, I could have become a pervert" "Come on now or do want me to teach the jutsu I have planned to someone else?" Naruto taunted as Konohamaru ran up to him. Naruto chuckled and the two continued to an open spot.

OUTSIDE OF HOKAGE TOWER

Two men are seen exiting the tower. Both had a very distinct orange book with their nose dug into them. Yes, two. One is the commonly semi-open pervert, Kakashi. But the other was more surprising. Uchiha Itachi, now eighteen had now become a closet pervert, as he used a very difficult genjutsu to detect as it concealed the orange color and changed the outer look into something similar to a normal ANBU guide.

"Kakashi, what now? I don't have anything planned until tomorrow" Itach asked while flipping a page and suppressing a giggle that tried to escape his lips.

Kakashi continued to dig his nose in, but his mind was working, "Hmm, I don't really know-Ah! The new saga of the Icha Icha legacy, 'Icha Icha Paradise: Porno Rangers,' goes on sale today!" Kakashi declared as he slowly and creepily turned his gaze toward Itachi.

Itachi shrugged and checked his wallet, "Let's go, I have enough to buy that and some Pocky" Kakashi nodded and as they started to begin, a familiar jonnin appeared in front of the two.

"Ohayo Neko-san" Both males greeted at the cat masked ANBU. "Great to see you two also, Itachi-san, Kakashi-senpai. Haven't heard from any of you in a while, oh and just call me Yugao or something instead of Neko while we're not on a mission." Yuugao removed her mask which showed the two her face. Her long purple hair down her back, soft dark eyes, and her beautiful womanly face was revealed to the two.

Both men stared at the woman's beauty as some perverted things ran through their minds. Though being new to perverseness, Itachi's perverted dreams where nowhere nears as perverted as Kakashi's. "Damn!" Kakashi shouted as he surprisingly did something no one, who ever really knew Kakashi, would do. He tossed his book aside and just stared at the purple haired ANBU.

Of coarse Itachi was most surprised from his friend's action. Itachi remembered all of the events that happened from the past six years on the trip. Absolutely nothing and he meant nothing, save for the fact the time Kakashi found about the 'Icha Icha: Box set,' made Kakashi leave his book and actually toss it to the ground. That day surely was chaos as Itachi remembered when Kakashi had gotten into a fight with a another village shinobi. Kakashi essentially attempted to use his signature, 'Chidori.'

Yugao gave an evil woman's smirk as she struck a pose for the two men. "Ha! How do you like me now, Kakashi-sempai?" Yugao teased while Kakashi was completely mesmerized by the woman's beauty. Itachi on the other hand simple enjoyed the show, but not as great as Kakashi. It was true, he did become a sort of a pervert, he accepted that fact, but he had to think about what caused a man, no any human to become as perverted as Kakashi.

MEANWHILE AT A HOT SPRING, FAR, FAR, FAR, FAR, FAR, FAR, AWA- FAR, AWAY

A long white haired man was hidden in on a tree's branch as he continued to peek at the women in the spring. The man had begun to take notes as he gave a perverted giggle, that would make Kakashi's should like a normal man's chuckle. "I better keep quiet. If those girls found out about me then I will be dead" the white haired man whispered to himself. He continued to take down a couple of notes as two girls began to make out in the spring. "Jackpot!" the man ecstatically cheered who also began to stain his note book from his nose, which began to bleed.

At that point, his luck ran out. "AAAAACHOOOOO!" of all points, the man had sneezed. In turn caused pure chaos of herds of women chased after the man. "Who the hell would think of me of all damn times!" A scream of pain was heard seconds later.

BACK IN KONOHA

Yugao laughed at Kakashi would started to drool under his mask. "Remember when I first entered the ANBU you called me flat and a woman with a plank figure?" Kakashi slapped his head as he regretted insulting her all those years ago. He would have never said those things if he knew that Yugao would have grown into the hot woman before him. Yugao laughed along with Itachi who remembered that time also. The legendary Sharingan no Kakashi, the prodigy, star student of the Yondaime, and one of the youngest ANBU captains had been beaten by a woman,Yugao, with one swift kick to the jewels. And to make the insult worst, Yugao was a rookie ANBU who joined two before at the time. Kakashi continued to curse himself for a good minute.

Once the three calmed down from either anger or laughter, Kakashi remembered about his porn. "Anyway, you look good, but is there any important reason or something, because we need to buy our porn" Itachi sweatdropped. "Is that all he thinks about? He's more perverted then I knew!" Itachi thought while Yugao, who had gotten used to Kakashi's perverse habits from all the missions in their days before he left, to sweatdropped. "He has become even more perverted than he was six years ago!"

Yugao sighed, "Yes actually do! The Hokage forgot to inform you about your new jobs...er maybe for only you Kakashi" the said one-eyed man raised his visible eyebrow. "What do you mean?" Itachi nodded as he too wanted to know who was going to receive a new job. "Hokage-sama has informed me that you, Hatake Kakashi, has now been discharged from the ANBU and is now a new member of this year's graduating class' jounin-sensei"

"Hmmm... that's not so bad. While the brats train I could read my book or something" Itachi and Yugao sweatdropped for the what third or fourth time in this conversation. "...Maito Gai is also a sensei, but of last year's class. Doesn't matter, you two will see each other a lot during all the meetings" Kakashi paled at the thought. He had remembered all the times he and his 'rival' challenged each other. It was tiring to hear the 'youthfulness of youth' PERIOD! But to see Gai and most likely hear that everyday would surely be the death of him. Itachi too paled. He also had remembered the 'I am the Beautiful Green Beast of Konoha's' or 'You and your hip attitude' or even dreaded long on going promises of self torture at every loss or 'hip' attitude Gai had taken from Kakashi.

Yugao, who was hysterically laughing on the inside, but decided to just continue. "Uchiha Itachi, you are to resume your position of ANBU captain, but you shall instead take Kakashi's squad as ordered from the Hokage himself. Understood?" Both males nodded, one understanding(Itachi) and the other like it was drained of all confidence.(Kakashi)

With her information delivered, Yugao placed her mask back onto her face and disappeared in a swirl of leaves.

Kakashi picked up his book gave a heavy sigh, "At least I have my porn" Itachi also sighed, but not of annoyance like Kakashi, but out of stupidity towards his friend. "Can we just get to the book store? I want that new 'Icha Icha Paradise: Porno Rangers' book and some Pocky on the way" Kakashi, feeling rejuvenated by the thought of owning new porn, nodded.

The two continued to walk towards the closes adult book store and when they had found one, the two pervert entered.

WITH THE CLONE NARUTO

"Damn, this place sure had changed!" Naruto exclaimed to himself. Earlier, he did notice how much the town did stay the same, but in the town's center was a different story. All around he saw many different villagers. Konoha seemed to have grown in population. More stores and merchants populated the streets since he had left. "Seems this town has been doing well" thought the blonde as he landed on a random building, not bothering to see what kind of house/store it was.

Naruto stood on the roof of the house and scanned his surrounding area for a magazine stand. He saw souvenir stand to clothing stores, Veterinarian's, grocery stores, and as he looked down he decided to check on the building he was one. "Just to make sure" Naruto thought and read the sigh out loud, "Yamanaka Florist...SHIT!" Naruto cursed at his luck. "I hope Ino-chan is at the Academy right now, I want to surprise her and Sakura-chan"

"I bet that will be one hell of a surprise, huh?" came a voice from behind. Startled from the voice, Naruto whipped around to see the who the person was. "Inoichi-san!" Naruto raised his voice a little from the surprise. Inoichi chuckled, "Welcome back Naruto-kun, and as I take your little plan before as a sigh that you have just returned right?" Naruto pulled his mask down and flashed his foxy grin towards Inoichi and chuckled sheepishly. "Hai, I really want to surprise both of the girls. So can you keep this under wraps until she comes home yelling about me returning tomorrow" Inoichi laughed, "Alright, but later when you reveal your return. Try and take a picture of both Sakura-san and Ino-chan for me" "Hai! Oh, by the way. Can you tell me where the nearest book store is?" "Well the closest 'book store' I know is over their" Inoichi pointed to his left side in which Naruto simply hopped in the direction, "Arigato Inoichi-san!"

Finally, Naruto had reached the said, 'book store.' Naruto gritted his teeth in annoyance, "Damn book store is a fucking Porn Shop!" The fox boy thought and began to leave, until he saw two familiar males exited the store and who in return also saw the boy. "Ohayo Kakashi-sensei, buying porn already, Ne?" He said to his older sensei who in actuality Naruto did expect, but as he turned his gaze to his younger and as Naruto thought was the more mature of the two sensei's. His view of Itachi had changed.

"Nani!? Itachi-sensei, your a pervert too?" Kakashi laughed at his student's reaction. Itachi too did laugh, "Hai, I am. Though I am not as much of one as Kakashi is. I prefer to read Icha Icha in private, but I'll read it in the open once in a while" Itachi stated his opinion. "Well with that settled, I would like to know why are you here?" Kakashi accusingly pointed to Naruto. Itachi rose an eyebrow, "Really, after all that 'I hate perverts' talk during the trip. Here you are, in front of an Adult book store and probably will use some henge to buy the new 'Icha Icha Paradise: Porno Rangers' novel, Hai?"

Naruto's eyebrow twitched. He did hate perverts, though he made acceptations like Kakashi-sensei, Kazuki-san, Ojii-san, and two newly founded pervs, Itachi-sensei and Inoichi-san. But Naruto hated being called a pervert, we he wasn't, or at least in his point of view he wasn't one. "I have to ask Kyuubi-hime if I am a pervert" Naruto made a mental note on that. "I am not a pervert like you two!' Naruto screeched.

Both men started to laugh uncontrollably. Itachi was the first to regain his composure and spoke, "Then what are you doing here?" Naruto explained his plan from teaching Konohamaru the Oiroke no Jutsu to meeting Inoichi. "...and you see I ended up here because Inoichi-san told me this was a book store" Kakashi understood his pupil's reason and chuckled along with Itachi, "Hai Hai, so if I may ask, what kind of book are you in need of for Konohamaru-sama's lesson?"

Naruto blushed lightly under his mask. He sure was not use to telling anyone about purchasing a little swimsuit magazine. "I need swimsuit magazines for better examples" Itachi began to laugh at his student. "Well that's a start, at least we know that your not gay." Naruto growled at the Uchiha, "And what made you think I was gay?!" Kakashi gave way a hard laughing fit, "Never mind, but let me help you out...here" Kakashi reached into one of his many pockets and brought out a swimsuit magazine. The said 'Cyclops' handed the magazine to Naruto, who in turn accepted.

"How did you...?" Kakashi smiled with is signature upside-down 'U' 'eye smile.' "I was planning to give you that since you aren't old enough for 'Icha Icha.' Just to let you know, your father started out with that same magazine title you have there before he too moved on to Icha Icha's" Naruto began to twitch, "Damn it, is every male I know a pervert?" He asked himself while pocketing his newly acquired magazine. "I guess I'll see ya until tomorrow Sensei's" As Naruto turned Itachi called out to him, "Oh and stop by the Hokage's. He has your new apartment keys. Your old one was probably vandalized or something" "Arigato!" Naruto yelled as he made his way towards the Hokage tower.

"Information delivering...check! Porno...check! Now on ward to...Pocky! Let's go Kakashi!" Itachi gave a war cry as he made his way to the closes grocery store for some pocky. Little did the Uchiha prodigy know, he was going at it alone, for his friend had been lost in his book of...'pleasure.' "Hmm? You say something Itachi?" Kakashi had already bean reading his new book the second Naruto left. The silver haired pervert simply began walking in a straight line as he followed the shouts of 'Pocky,' all while keeping his nose dug into the book.

INSIDE HOKAGE TOWER: HOKAGE OFFICE

Naruto quickly made it to the Hokage tower as he quietly entered. Only to make his presence know to the secretary. "Ohayo Yuka-neechan. I came to pick up my new apartment keys, may I enter?" Yuka smiled at the young blonde, "Still as polite to women as ever" "Go right in Naruto-kun" Yuka gave a hand motion, meaning enter. "Arigato Yuka-neechan!" Naruto openined the door and entered the Sandaime's office.

As Naruto entered, the first thing he heard was the sound of cursing and the sight of the Hokage sighing papers with a huge stack the height of Naruto , "Stupid, Fucking, Piece of- Afternoon Naruto-kun!" Naruto sweatdropped at the oldman's change of attitude. Just a second ago, the Old man was sounding very anger, then once Naruto had entered happiness seemed to overflow into the Ssndaime's body. "Oi, Ojii-san! Got my keys?" Naruto asked. "Ah! Right, now where is it..." the Hokage began to look through his office drawers until, "...here it is!" the Hokage tossed a single silver key towards Naruto. The blonde demon container caught the flying projectile. "Here is your address, I have already bought some new furniture for you, so don't worry about it" "Arigato, Ojii-san!" Naruto thanked the old man and exited via window.

INSIDE OF KONOHA'S INNER FOREST

"...and that is chakra" the real Naruto finally finished his little lecture about Chakra. "Damn that was boring, Naruto-niisan. When will your clone come back? Lectures are boring!" Konohamaru whined, but Naruto had to agree with the boy. "That is true lectures are boring. Every time Itachi began a lecture I would always zone out...at least Kyuubi-hime makes it fun" "Just hold on a lit-" Naruto was interrupted as his clone had finally returned. "I'm back Bosu!" though that would be the last word the clone would say. The real Naruto walked up to the clone and gave it a solid punch on it's head, "What the hell kept you?" Naruto yelled as the clone burst into a puff of smoke.

The memories of the clone made it's way into Naruto's mind. "Nani! Itachi-sensei's a perv?" Naruto said out loud. After calming down a bit, Naruto finally began his explanation of the Oiroke no Jutsu. "Right, soooo...can you tell me what kind of women men like?" Naruto asked. Konohamaru thought about his answer for a moment before answering, "Boobs" that was his simple, yet kind of true answer. Naruto sighed, it was true that some men loved boobs but that was not the only thing. "True, but some men like slender figures, and some like ass, others love the cute face. You see, this jutsu is made to defeat any kind of pervert with the use of every pervy man's dream woman"

Konohamaru continued as Naruto, by now had brought out the magazine for some reference. Poof! that was the sound that was heard through out the forest for a good two or three hour. "How this Niisan?" Konohamaru asked while in a failed attempt at the Oiroke no Jutsu. Instead of the average hot bombshell, came a fat girl. PERIOD. This wasn't any ugly girl, it was horrible in which Naruto put it into words as 'you are so ugly, that Kakashi-sensei would turn gay to keep you away.'

Konohamaru undid the jutsu and instantly fell back onto the ground, breathing hard from exhaustion. "Why can't...pant...I get...pant...it?" Naruto walked up to the panting scarf boy and handed him a water bottle he had stored in one of his pockets. "Konohamaru? Why is it you want to learn this jutsu so bad? Your just what Eight? You got a whole childhood ahead, why do you want to grow up so fast and become the Hokage?" Naruto asked Konohamaru chugged down the water.

After finishing the bottle, Konohamaru suddenly got uncomfortable quiet for a good five minutes before answering. "I want...I want to...I want to become strong! It is true that I am respected, I know I am! But I am respect as 'Sarutobi-sama' or 'Honorable-Grandson.' I want to be respect for who I am, Sarutobi Konohamaru! That is why I want to become Hokage" Naruto looked at the boy for a while. Thinking about his situation, "Just like me. The hunger of wanting to be known by who you are or what you are" "Well I think you-" Naruto was interrupted by another voice from above. "Honorable-grandson! Get away from that trash. A person like you Konohamaru-sama deserves better friends! Get over here right now!" The man who appeared to be remembered as Ebisu ordered.

"Shut up! Don't talk to my Niisan like that!" Surprisingly, Konohamaru snapped back at the man Ebisu and began to defend his new Niisan in which he had just met today. "N-Niisan!?" Ebisu yelled and echoed through the inner forest. "...How can that...that thing, be your Niisan?" Konohamaru began to get anger at Ebisu, meanwhile Naruto simply watched as he unzipped his jacket and stuffed his hands into his pocket as he watched and scanned the man known as Ebisu, "My perv senses are tingling! Looks like Ebisu is a pervert" Naruto thought and decided to use that to his benefit if needed. "Naruto-niisan is not only my Niisan, but he is also my sensei!"

Ebisu jumped down from the tree he appeared in and stood there, "Honorable-grandson! What kind of jutsu's would a brat such as he teach you? As if you could master them anyways" Konohamrau finally hit his stress limit and made a very familiar Uzumaki Naruto hand sign, "Henge!" a puff a smoke surounded Konohamaru and fully engulfed him. Ebisu waited patiently as the smoke quickly cleared, "How do you like me now, Ebisu-kun?" a dark brunette appeared as it looked as if Konohamaru had finally been able to use the Oiroke no Jutsu.

Naruto smirked as he felt a hint of pride enter his body, "This is what both of my sensei's must feel every time I use one of their techniques against the other Sensei and have the jutsu hit" Ebisu, on the other hand was feeling a different feeling in him, "Honorable-grandson! What has happened to you?! How could you do such a distasteful jutsu!?" Naruto felt that insult hit home. He had just heard his first jutsu that he had ever created be insulted, right in front of his face no less.

By this time Konohamaru released his henge, "Niisan! Why is he still standing!?" Ebisu chickled a little, "Dear Honorable-grandson, the reason I have not been defeated by that technique is I am not a pervert. I would never fall for such a useless jutsu!" Naruto gripped his fist and took a couple steps forward and looked at Ebisu, "No one insults my techniques! For that, I promise to defeat you with simply two moves! I promise on my Nindo, to never go back on a promise!" Ebisu laughed at the blonde's speech, "You are not even a genin yet and you are already challenging a jounin like me to a match? You have no idea what you are getting into"

Naruto did not reply with words, he replied with a hand sign, "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Two dozen Naruto clones appeared in a giant puff of smoke. "You know the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu? Impressive, but you are still not match for the likes of me!" Ebisu began to get in stance. Naruto smirked and a bunch of smoke puffs where heard, "Henge!" Narut shouted and now two dozen naked blonde began to dog pile poor Ebisu. Instantly, Ebisu passed out from a massive nose bleed.

"Niisan, Niisan! That was amazing!" Konohamaru jumped up and down from excitement. Naruto laughed, "Konohamaru, just as how you want to become Hokage, I too share the same dream. I believe you will be able to make a name for yourself just like how I will too! We both want to become Hokage, so that makes us rivals for the throne, and so I wish you good luck" With that Naruto began to walk away as Konohamaru waved goodbye, "Bye Niisan! Let's play next time!" With out even turning around Naruto simply gave a reverse single sway wave.

WITH NARUTO OUTSIDE OF HIS NEW APARTMENT

Naruto looked as he saw his new apartment, it was very similar to his old one just bigger from the outside and in very good condition. Quickly, Naruto opened his door and walked in. The house was very nice and cozy. Two small couches sat in the middle of the living room with all kinds of other things, a small humble kitchen was introduced, as Naruto saw three doors he wanted to quickly find out what they where. One was the bathroom with standard plumbing, another was a guest bed, and the last was Naruto's room. Naruto opened the door and entered. What he saw was amazing, a giant ass bed with a simple dresser.

With out second later, Naruto jumped into bed and began to drift into a deep slumber. Naruto would sleep like a normal person tonight as he had a very busy day, from running around Konoha, to knocking out an ANBU member, temporarily deafened the Hokage and two ANBU captains, met Kazuki and Tenten, get surprised by Inoichi, more running around Konoha, and defeating a jounin. That damn sure was a return for Naruto.

NEXT DAY: ACADEMY CLASSROOM

"Class, today is the Genin exams, but we have surprisingly have a new student who entered the academy today just to take the exams" said a man dressed in a chunin vest, long sleeved t-shirt, and black shinobi pants. His face bared a scar on the ridge of his nose. Suddenly, a very familiar girl voiced her opinion. "Iruka-sensei? Can this really happen? I mean wouldn't it be kind of hard for him or her to pass without any training?" the girl with bubble gum pink hair stated. "Well that is true, but I just received a letter informing me about the new student." So the man named Iruka. "Bring um' it already! I want to know who the knew kid is!" said another familiar girl, but with pail blonde hair. "Ino, calm down and I will bring him in...You may enter now" Iruka said as a boy entered the class room.

Both Ino and Sakura watched in awe as the they could not see his face, but the blonde hair and blue eyes the new kid had clicked something in their mind, "It can't be" both girls whispered.

The new student, stopped in the middle of the classroom and introduced himself to the class while pulling down the face mask that he wore.

"Ohayo! Name's Uzumaki Naruto, nice to meet ya!"

A/N: I'm back! I am so sorry I took so long with this chapter. You see I have been busy unpacking since I have moved into a different house, meaning I live on the second story of my home. My parents rented out my old house, I have more room and a new computer, I had no internet connection in my new house until today, nor was I able to have the time to start the chapter or even at least turn on he computer. I apologize for this lateness.

With that done, I have decided to go with the readers and give Satsuki a shy attitude, but will be nowhere near as shy as Hinata. I am undecided if Satsuki will be a shinobi on a genin team, but I am leaning to have her a T.A (Teacher's Assistant).

Hinata will not be in the harem so too bad and stop bombing me with 'why not Hinata?' question. To tell you the truth I prefer Hinata instead of Sakura, but I flipped a coin back in the earlier chapters to figure out who Naruto would help in order to unlock his kekkei genkai. Remember? Sakura getting picked on? Sure you do! And that solves the mystery of why Hinata is NOT in the Harem and Sakura is. (In truth I don't really like Sakura, I think she is a bitch...just a little though.

Anyway, about Naruto's secondary sword, the Buster Sword. I will use that sword with you know the two holes at the base of the blade. That one, I have a shitty pic of it on my profile so check it out. I will tell you guys if I find a better picture for it.

Finally, I haven't slept yet, but lucky for me it is already Spring Break. So expect to see a whole shit load of grammer errors and crap.

read and review no jutsu!

Mangekyo Itachi...Rawr!!!!!