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For the Birds

Duck Hunt walked up to a certain spot while sniffing the ground, as his nose picked up something and proceeded to leap over the grass and started barking before causing some ducks to fly up in the sky… and shots were fired, only, they didn't hit the ducks.

"Dammit! I was so close!" Church growled and took another shot, and then another, and then another… but he didn't hit anything, and then the ducks flew off.

Cue the Duck Hunt dog laughing at him.

"Don't mock me!" He growled and then more ducks sprang up when Duck Hunt went back into the grass, and then he proceeded to shoot the ducks, but... unfortunately, he didn't hit a single one. "STOP MOVING, DAMMIT!" He yelled and kept shooting, but they all flew off again.

Duck Hunt mocked him again. "STOP MOCKING ME!" He yelled and shot Duck Hunt, which of course, didn't hit him, but this caused Duck Hunt to jump in surprise… before glaring hard at him and then barking wildly before running over to him.

"Wait, what are you doing? Stay away from me! STAY AWAY!" He yelled before Duck Hunt tackled him and started beating him up in a fighting dust cloud before it ended, as Duck Hunt walked away victoriously while a bruised Church lay on the ground. "…I hate dogs…"

A Foolproof Plan

"Bwahahaha! This is simple!" Bowser laughed as he was standing on a bridge with General Guy, Roman and Neo. "This time the Mario Bros and those teenagers won't be getting near the princess!" He laughed.

"Indeed! We got rid of all the power ups, put in Thwomps over pools of lava, we put down Bullet Bill Blasters everywhere, we increased the range of the fire bars, we put some Sumo Bros in the beginning of the castle, AND we have some Dino Rhinos at the midpoint."

"I also took the liberty of putting an invisible block at the last lava pit." Roman said. "This is diabolical!"

"Roman, you are a genius!" Bowser said.

"How about we celebrate!" General Guy cheered.

"Yes!" Roman walked over to the axe with a smirk. "There is no way we'll lose this time." He said and proceeded to lean on the axe… which caused it to fall over and hit the chain. "…Uh oh." He paled as the bridge collapsed upon them until they were floating in mid-air.

"…Ya know, maybe we should do something about that axe." General Guy said.

"Ya think?!" Bowser growled.

"This is gonna suck." Neo said via a sign as they fell into the lava while Mario and Ruby came in with two Cape Feathers.

"Oh… this is unusual." Mario said as they both looked at each other, shrugged and flew off and took the princess back home.

Fishing Blues

"Alright, is everyone ready?" Toad asked as Blake, Nyx, Neptune, Sun and Cardin are at a pier.

"So what are we doing exactly?" Sun asked.

"This is Pier Pressure, but with a twist! Instead of pulling in Cheep Cheeps or possibly an Urchin, you gather up Water Pokemon!" Toad explained. "Be warned, they might fight back."

"Sounds like fun." Blake said.

"Ugh, Pokemon…" Cardin grumbled. "It's bad enough with that dragon and mother bear…"

"You deserve it." Blake and Sun said.

"As long as I'm not pulled into the water, I'm good." Neptune said.

"Alright, begin!"

"I'll start it off!" Neptune said as he picked up a fishing pole and started feeling a large tug. "Oh! I got a big one!" He said as he tried reeling it in. "Come on… whoa!"

"I gotcha, buddy!" Sun said, grabbing Neptune and with both of their strength, they pulled up a majestic Milotic.

"Oh, that's pretty!" Neptune grinned.

"Milo…" Milotic didn't seem too happy as it jumped up and slapped Neptune hard with her tail… and caused him to get flown back and into the water.

"HELP! HEEEEELP!"

"Hang on, buddy!" Sun said as he dove on in and then pulled Neptune out of the water, but Neptune was in a fetal position.

"I touched water… I touched water…!" He groaned.

"Yeah, he's not gonna be well for a while…" Nyx said.

"Alright, I'll make up for Neptune!" Sun said as he pulled one in… and out came an Eelektross. "Ugh, who hit you with the ugly stick?"

"Eelek!" Eelektross didn't take kindly to that as it jumped into the pier and used Thunderbolt on him.

"YAAAAAAAGH!" Sun screamed before passing out.

"Tross!" Eelektross hopped back into the water.

"Oh geez, this is insane!" Blake exclaimed.

"Hahahaha! Now you know how I feel!" Cardin laughed.

"Right…" Nyx said as she reeled hers in next… and out came an Octillery. "Oh, neat!"

"Octa!" Octillery however, didn't like her and used Octozooka right on her face.

"Agh!" She cried as Octillery hopped in. "Ugh! This is gross!" She exclaimed.

"Here, have a wash cloth!" Toad said as Nyx grabbed it and walked off, rubbing the ink off of her face.

"…Okay, I'm getting nervous." Blake said and reeled hers in… and revealed a Magikarp. "Ooooh!" She grinned excitedly and took the Magikarp into her hands

"Karp?"

"Dinner time!" She smirked and took a bite… only to feel that several of her teeth shattered because of it. "Ugh! This fish sucks!" She said and kicked the Magikarp back into the water.

"Karp karp karp Karp!" Magikarp cried before it started glowing… and evolved into Gyarados.

"Uh… uh oh." Blake paled as Gyarados unleashed a Hyper Beam that sent her flying right into a palm tree.

"Oooh! That'll leave a mark!" Toad winced.

"Ha! I'll show you how it's done!" Cardin said while Gyarados went back into the water as he reeled in his… and pulled up a little Wishiwashi.

"Wishi?"

"…This is the dumbest fish I've ever seen in my life, of all time!" Cardin said. "This thing is stupid, this thing is not worth eating, it's even completely dumb!"

"Wishi…" Wishiwashi teared up at this.

"Ah, shut up!" Cardin said, grabbing the small Wishiwashi and throwing it hard into the water. "Now, I need a better Water Pokemon!" He said and went to another fishing pole, unbeknownst that the Wishiwashi called in reinforcements… and then breached out of the water in its school form. "What in the name of…?!"

"WIIIISHIIIIII!" The Wishiwashi roared and then unleashed a powerful Hydro Pump that sent Cardin flying through several palm trees that knocked said trees down.

Toad sweatdropped watching the Wishiwashi go back into the water and the school form dissipated, leaving the one Wishiwashi behind. "Wishi!" Wishiwashi said happily as it swam off.

"…Maybe we should've stuck with Cheep Cheeps."

"YA THINK?!" Nyx yelled.

Guardians

"Brother!" Crazy Hand flew in to Master Hand's office. "I have an idea for a stage hazard and/or Assist Trophy!"

"And what is it?" Master Hand asked.

"Guardians!"

"Guardians?"

"Yes, the Breath of the Wild Guardians!"

"…I'm not sure how I feel about that. Those Guardians are unpredictable. I say we don't do such a thing."

"Uh… eheheheh… right… about that…"

"…Crazy, what did you do?"

"Well…"

BOOM!

"What did you do!"

"I might have brought a few…"

They quickly flew out of the office and saw Guardians making a mess of the Smash Mansion, firing lasers and making a huge mess of things.

"WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS THIS?!" Pit yelled.

"WHEN I FIND WHOEVER DID THIS, I'M GONNA KILL THEM!" Bowser's voice roared.

"Hiyah!" Link cried, doing a perfect block with the Hylian Shield, sending the laser back to a Guardian as it exploded on contact. "Gotcha!" He said, and then saw several dots on his arms and chest. "…Oh no." He said and got hit by several lasers that sent him flying away.

"Oh no! Some of them are heading straight for Smashville!" Lucas cried.

"…How many did you bring?" Master Hand asked.

"Oh… about twenty."

"Well, that's doab-"

"Thousand."

"…Oh for the love of!" Master Hand groaned as several Guardians were launched away, catching their attention and heard a roar, as they saw Rayquaza coming in and unleashing Hyper Beam on everything.

"Oh, what do you know, some of them went to Smash Lake and woke up Rayquaza!" Crazy Hand said.

"And suddenly, your ReDead idea is far better than this." Master Hand muttered, watching the destruction caused by the rampaging Guardians and one majorly pissed off Rayquaza… and then Crazy noticed several dots on Master Hand.

"Uh, brother?"

"Not. A word." He grumbled. "This is all your fault."

You know you're screwed up in the head, er... hand(?) when you unintentionally bring Rayquaza into the mix.