Disclaimer: I don't own Animaniacs. When I tried to it… did not end well.
Brain walks onto the screen. "It's that time again," Brain says.
"Gee Brain," said Pinky, "To try to take over the world?"
"No, not tonight Pinky," said Brain, "We are following the studios instructions to teach the little squirts a lesson. And for that we turn to the wheel of morality."
"E GAD BRAIN!" said Pinky, "When do we get the vowels?"
"Your thinking of the Wheel of Fortune Pinky," said Brain.
"Oh, what about the messages your going to send in submarines? NARF!" said Pinky.
"Messages in subs?" asked Brain, "I don't know what you are talking…" His eyes widen, "Uhhh… we are not broadcasting subliminal messages, of why would I do that?"
"What about your plot to take over the world?" asked Pinky.
"If the camera was not rolling, I would have to hurt you Pinky," said Brain, "Now get on with the lesson…" Brain looks up at the wheel. "Pinky?" said Brain.
"Yes Brain?" said Pinky.
"Would you mind giving me a boost?" asked Brain.
"Of course Brain. NARF!" said Pinky as he lets Brain onto his shoulders.
"Steady Pinky," said Brain, "Get onto you toes, I think I will be able to climb up on that ledge."
"Gee Brain, you sure," said Pinky.
"I only need several more centimeters to reach," said Brain.
"Oh, a dime!" said Pinky.
"Pinky!" said Brain as he crashes to the ground, "Pinky, I going to hurt you now."
"I sorry brain, will this dime make you feel better?" asked Pinky while holding the coin up.
"Pinky, that is it!" said Brain, "If you stood on that, I might give us the height we need!"
Pinky balances on the coin while holding Brain. "Steady Pinky, steady," said Brain. He grabs onto the ledge.
"Wow, WOW!" said Pinky as he fell off, leaving Brain hanging.
"Curse my large Cranium," said Brain before falling, "Pinky, get a ladder."
Some time later…
Brain standing right below the wheel, holding onto the lowest prong. "Without further ado, time to spin the wheel," said Brain spinning the wheel with all his might, "Wheel of morality, turn, turn, turn, tell us the lesson we shall learn, moral number 2, and the moral is…" Brain sees where the moral came out of.
"How will you read the moral?" asked Pinky.
"Quite Pinky, I am thinking…" said Brain, "Pinky bring me the longest thing you can carry."
Pinky goes off screen and comes back with a stick. "Is this long enough?"
"Yes Pinky, now hand it up here!" said Brain. He reaches out as far as possible with the stick, trying to knock the Moral out of the slot. " Just a little further…" he said before falling down to the ground.
"I hate my job," said Brain.
"You alright Brain? NARF," said Brain.
"I only think there is damage to the Neo-cortex and the frontal lobe," said Brain.
"BRAINSTEM! BRAINSTEM!" said Pinky.
"I going to…" said Brain before the Moral lands on him.
"YES!" Said Brain, "Now we can read the moral… And it is, when in doubt have somebody else do it…"
"What does that mean?" said Pinky.
"That Ted Turner is writing this…" said Brain, "Come Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night."
"Gee brain, what are we going to do tomorrow night?" said Pinky.
"What we do every night, try to get a better author and take over the world!" said Brain.
Who thinks that Brain might solve the problems that the world is having if he was the ruler?